tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81778340452498926162024-03-05T03:36:51.070-05:00The Perv Pack's Smut ShackUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger800125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-80257527852371456382012-08-11T08:40:00.003-04:002012-08-11T12:16:42.673-04:00Pervy Picspirations Olympics Edition Part 2 8/11/12<img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/PervyPics.jpg" /><br /><i>Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...</i><br /><br /><b>Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on <a href="http://ememmyem.livejournal.com/">LJ</a> or <ahref org="archiveofourown.org" ememmyem="ememmyem" profile="profile" users="users">AO3</ahref></b><br />) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)<br />Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!<br /><br />Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...<br /><br /><small>*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our <a href="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/PPSSMS.jpg">mission statement</a></small><br /><div style="background-color: transparent; margin: 0px;"><hr /></div>So remember you STILL have another WEEK to get writing and get any entries in to me. As we have extended our Pervy Picspirations submission times for you! So there is no excuse now to not get writing for me! And as a wee brucey bonus, here are two new HOT pics on the of diamonds and pearls to inspire you TO WRITE FOR ME, FOR <b>ANY FANDOM!</b><br /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/96163/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/95690/600.jpg" /><br />So get writing!!<br />Our joint contest with <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=2987"> TwiFicPics </a> each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2011/02/pervs-have-teamed-up-with-ladies-of.html">Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition</a>. Make sure you go look and ADOPT <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=13567">HERE</a>! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/04/pervy-picspiration-banner-challenge_28.html"> here</a><br /><div style="background-color: transparent; margin: 0px;"><hr /></div>So this week? It’s time to celebrate our olympians... They are Gods amongst us... Performing superhuman feats.. So this week, its Gods and Olympians... Perhaps you want to focus on athleticism or superhuman strength or stamina. Perhaps you want to focus on sweat and tears? Or possibly on the sports themselves. Or the locker rooms or training? Or the celebrations or commiserations post competition? Or perhaps you want to go back to the spirit of the Olympics and the competition...? Or focus on a time of Gods? These pics are a mix of amazing REAL athletes and some god like models... Which is which?! But as always what do these pics of buff bodies do for you?! How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is <b>your</b> call! Completely up to you....<br /><br />What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br /><br />Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.<br />Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and <b>WRITE</b> anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!<br /><br />Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for <b>any fandom</b>... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration <i>take you</i> - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....<br /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/93682/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/97648/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/94726/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/94525/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/97228/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/95433/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/95120/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/94052/600.png" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/96366/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/94431/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/95911/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/93773/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/96694/600.jpg" /><img src="http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ememmyem/19112583/97466/600.png" /><img src="http://ememmyem.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/8544/96919" /><br /><b>Go on!! I’m waiting.........</b><div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>mycrookedsmilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11751802217425073322noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-78632089783376686852012-08-09T10:30:00.000-04:002012-08-09T13:33:18.390-04:00Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy 8/9/2012<center>
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<b>Naughty Nurse Kimpy has been very busy with her nursie responsibilities at work. She’s back this week to answer your burning questions. Oh, and btw, if it burns? It’s usually a UTI. *giggles*</b><br />
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<b>Nurse Kimpy got some wonderful feedback from a reader adding his/her opinion/experience to the mix, and she thinks it will be particularly valuable for anyone who is in a relationship with, or is themselves, bisexual:</b><br />
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Hi Naughty Nurse Kimpy! Actually, this is ''Hi to the reader posted on her relationship with a bisexual man.'' Nurse Kimpy gave you lots of good advice.
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But I think there is a point that needs to be stressed; there is a difference between sexual orientation and polyamorous relationships. One is not equal to the other. In other words, just because you are bisexual does not mean you HAVE to have same-sex relationships. It just means part of you will always crave it on some level, no matter how amazing your partner.
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Denying you are attracted to same-sex is not good for a healthy relationship. BUT I don't think it is any different from being straight and drooling over that new male intern at work. There is absolutely NO obligation to act on these urges. In fact, some people choose to be celibate and never act on sexual urges, no matter if the object is the same or opposite sex as them!
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Whether you want an open relationship is up to you. But I strongly feel that it is important to differentiate between attraction and actual action. You shouldn't be made to feel inadequate because you have no penis. Attraction to someone is not dependant solely on their equipment. I think you should beware of manipulation and being guilt-tripped into an open realtionship that makes you uncomfortable. There is nothing wrong with you! HE CHOSE YOU! And if he occasionally craves man on man, that's what porn and fantasizing is for.
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<b>Thank you so much for sharing your opinions and experiences. One of the things that makes Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy a special place is the fact that readers are so willing to share information that will help others. It takes a village to reinforce healthy sexuality!</b><br />
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Hi NNK, first I want to say thank you of how helpful you are. I'm so glad I found a place where all types of questions are answered. I asked a question a while ago & your answer truly helped a lot, now here is another one. I started having sex with my boyfriend, he's the first person I have ever had a sexual relationship with. I guess you can say its a learning curve since I don't really know what I like yet, he's all about trying something new to see if I like it or not. Recently, while being a little rough (which I like) he put his hands around my neck, not choking me or anything like that but I didn't feel comfortable with him doing that. After he went on & on about how great it was. How do you go about saying that you hated what he did?</blockquote>
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First and foremost, Nurse Kimpy is just thrilled to bits that she has been able to give you information that has been helpful as you and your partner embark on this process of sexual discovery. It’s what she lives for. That being said, she wants to call your attention to her other mission in life: to ensure that all forms of sex are safe, consensual, and fun.
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While Nurse Kimpy applauds you and your partner for taking time to try everything to find out what your likes and dislikes are, the most important part of your experimentation is to pay attention to what each of you prefers or does not prefer. In the situation you describe above, you and your partner don’t see eye-to-eye about something you’ve tried. Clearly, the hands around your neck are neither consensual nor fun. Under the right circumstances, it could even become unsafe. That right there is a three-strikes-and-you’re-out situation. The bottom line when it comes to sex is that if one person isn’t comfortable with the sexual act being performed, it overrules the person who enjoys doing it. No ifs, ands, or buts. This is <i>no means no</i> time.<br />
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Now that we’ve established that your dislike of the non-choking chokehold takes precedent over his fondness of it, there’s that tricky matter of communication. Of course it’s going to be hard to say you felt really uncomfortable with what happened when your partner is raving about how awesome it was. It’s a real dilemma--no matter what you do, someone is going to end up disappointed, and perhaps even defensive. One way to avoid the defensiveness is to try to frame the conversation in a more objective way, to keep feelings out of the conversation. Nurse Kimpy recommends that you and your partner create a likes/dislikes <a href="http://tarasueme.blogspot.com/2009/08/checklists.html">checklist</a>, similar to the one used by Edward and Bella in <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764216/1/The_Submissive">The Submissive</a> and <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918631/1/The_Dominant">The Dominant</a>. I’m not suggesting that you need to move into hardcore BDSM, trust. It’s more a way for you to keep track of all the different things you’re trying, and then to record a range of how you feel about it: <br />
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You might even want to establish codewords for your sexual play--like <i>green</i> for “Gah, yes, moremoremoreplease,” <i>yellow</i> for “slow it down, I’m not digging this so much,” and <i>red</i> meaning “STOP. NOW.” Again, these aren’t words that are laden with meaning and conflict, they’re very objective ways to allow the two of you to develop a sexual activities repertoire that is fulfilling to both of you.<br />
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Nurse Kimpy wishes you the best of luck on your journey of discovery, and hopes this will help you in the future. She’s really proud of you for being thoughtful about this process and for recognizing that you have limits that you don’t want to have breached.<br />
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<b>Nico - </b>There is just something so sexy about a hot man behind a bar and a woman who takes what she wants. Short and sweet making me wish to find an Edward like this of my own. :)
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<b>Nico - </b>All I am gonna say is that if this is what we get when Cosmo’s Beta has a birthday I hope she has a birthday every week! :)<br />
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<b>Corie - </b> Such a sweet quick fic about finding love unexpectedly and holding on with everything you are. With a opening like "I had sex with Edward Masen." I was hooked!
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<b>Corie -</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2316336/Gemgirl65">Gemgirl65</a> is trying to KILL ME. Seriously the last update HOT HOT HOT. Some public on the beach loving discreetly under a blanket...yes please can I have some more.
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<b>Teal -</b> This one-shot is a collab between CellaCullen and LyricalKris that was originally posted back in 2010, but it didn’t come my way until <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/">LyricalKris</a> posted it on her profile. It’s a love/hate story for Rosalie and Emmett, filled with humor, sarcasm, and really hot fucking in a well-rounded, enjoyable one-shot. I needed a little Rose/Emmett...I just didn’t realize it until I read this!
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<b>Teal -</b> While my heart aches for Will in this series, there is still something so undeniably endearing about Jem and Tessa, and <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/778051/Majesta_Moniet">Majesta Moniet</a> has such a lovely ability to capture Cassie Clare’s characters in believable, canon ways. For a TMI or TID fan anxiously awaiting the next release from Clare, this is a quick little treat.
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<b>Emmy -</b> I found this fic on an old kink-meme, from someone else’s comment. Its not complete but is still being updated. Its a very quick read and is abso fabby! Merlin ends up being hit with a spell aimed at Arthur (saving him yet again!). The spell causes various ahem physical reactions to Merlin when others say certain words.... Uther delights in making Merlin sneeze repeatedly. However Arthur discovers a different effect and takes his own delight. Such a great fic. A mix of humour and smut, and plot! A great combo, with lots of fun. Love!
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<b>Emmy -</b> Paper Legends is already amazing. I still have LOADS to read, but this was the first fic I read from it this year. Just an amazing fic, with amazing art from <a href="http://alby-mangroves.livejournal.com/9767.html">Alby-Mangroves</a>. I simultaneously wanted to biff Arthur on the head and hug the feck out of him through this fic! Poor wee lost lamb. A beautiful fic, Merlin and Arthur are great friends but then, he Arthur catches Merlin wanking. To gay porn. WANKING. And its affect throws Arthur off.... Will they get friendship back? More? OH ARTHUR!!!!!! Gah. This fic gave me loads of feels.... Brilliant.
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<b>Emmy -</b> WANK FIC! MUTUAL WANKING! What more do you need? :D
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<b>Chele -</b> Brilliant wit meets solid writing, and melt-your-pants smut. Harry’s wand seems to be malfunctioning, but Ollivander’s new apprentice, Draco, thinks that it may be less about the wand, and more about Harry.<div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>Obsmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02204290944190880395noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-51628468242780078242012-08-07T21:42:00.002-04:002012-08-07T21:42:30.370-04:00Team Anything Goes: What Happens in New York<center>
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<b>Title:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7929686/1/What_Happens_in_New_York">What Happens in New York</a><br />
<b>Author: </b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2129132/MyLifeandHis">MyLifeandHis</a> and <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2160215/sadtomato">sadtomato</a> (<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7929687/1/What_Happens_in_New_York">alt story link</a>)<br />
<b>Chapters:</b> 18<br />
<b>Words:</b> 11,680<br />
<b>Reviews: </b> 555<br />
<b>Summary:</b> Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In ... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab between sadtomato and MyLifeandHis
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Not only does it have a loving, committed couple who are open to bringing a close friend into their bed, but said close friend is EMMETT. Fuckhot, unassuming, European Emmett. Who speaks with an accent... and his huge cock.
The brilliance of this fic is in the alternating writing by co-authors <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2129132/MyLifeandHis">MyLifeandHis</a> and <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2160215/sadtomato">sadtomato</a>, which put us alternately in the heads of the three lovers as their experiences progress. The cadence, attractions and attitudes are clearly defined, showing intent and intensity by all participants.<br />
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"We talk about you sometimes while we're in bed," she whispers, her low voice barely audible above the music. "That night was so hot. Edward comes so hard when I ask him if he misses your cock in his mouth." </blockquote>
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"He wants more, Emmett. He wants you to fuck him," she says, her lips pressed up against my ear. "I want it, too. I want to watch the two of you together. It's all I can fucking think about."
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I had been salivating while waiting for this story to post as I was a HUGE fan of it’s prequel, What Happens in Zurich (And I highly recommend it to any perv). This story did not disappoint, and in fact surpassed my high hopes, delivering a concise, impassioned tale, impressingly heavy on the smut - just as I like it. If you have an open heart, and a dirty mind, you must read this now.<br />
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<span style="color: white;">C</span>When Teal said she wanted to do this story for the TAG post I was super excited. It’s been on my TBR list for awhile and it was just the excuse I needed to dive in, and holy smokes am I glad I did. I’m super picky about my threesome fiction, books or fanfic. I have to say this story delivers on so many levels. This is the 3rd in a short series about these 3 characters, who share friendship and sometimes more...
I love the connection and love, between not only the engaged couple Edward and Bella but the respect and love with Emmett as well. The anticipation and build up is so well done I couldn’t wait for the action. This trip to New York is bringing them to a new level in their physical relationship. My jebus THE ACTION its masterful what these 3 do to each other’s bodies. Lines like these had me panting.<br />
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Bella looks between the two of us for a second, then smirks and stands up on the bed. She jumps down while pulling the zipper on the back of her dress and lets it fall to the floor. Her hands grip one of mine and one of Emmett's, pulling us both up to standing positions, and then she kneels between us. </blockquote>
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I die. I can’t say enough if you're looking for an emotion filled, smutty good time look no further than these 3 and their weekend in New York.<br />
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Bella scoots closer, kisses my shoulder, and whispers, "Wake him up." Her brown eyes are sparkling, her soft body is pressed against mine, and I can't think of a better way to start the day. I tilt my head and catch her lips, giving her a soft, sweet kiss. "Mmm. Now him." </blockquote>
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When they each make the choice to meet up in New York City, two years since Edward and Bella visited Emmett in Zurich, they all know why they’re so eager to spend that time together. Though it doesn’t seem Emmett and Edward have discussed it directly, Bella knows Edward’s deepest desires, and she is 100% consenting to it. (Could she be any more of a perfect fiance?) So it’s UST through the roof, and when it all goes down...UNF!
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"I'm very happy. My life is full of many things. Friends, family, pleasure. I'm a lucky man, Bella. Don't feel bad for me, okay? This wine is excellent. Shall we request another bottle?" Emmett dives back into his meal after summoning the waitress, and we eat and drink and talk about everything and nothing. It's perfect.</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>SweetDulcineahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08255117163564106404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-9592473504469833942012-08-05T15:13:00.000-04:002012-08-05T15:13:55.427-04:00Pervy Picspirations - 8/4/12<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/PervyPics.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on <a href="http://ememmyem.livejournal.com/">LJ</a> or <ahref archiveofourown.org="archiveofourown.org" ememmyem="ememmyem" http:="http:" profile="profile" users="users">AO3</ahref></b>) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...</div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<b>IMPORTANT NEWS!</b> We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get <b>TWO WEEKS</b> to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more <strikethrough>porn</strikethrough> visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...<br />
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So luscious lips were our last theme.. <br />
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Wow! Just wow! <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> just goes from strength to strength! THREE, yes THREE delicious offerings from her for this theme!! Yes three! Really! Each taking the lips and mouth pictures in different ways... In <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/441225/chapters/824173">The Gift: Chapter 9: Feral</a> we see this horny vamps goes from strength to strength. More vamps have joined in the fun... I would not have pictured the patriachs of the Cullen clan with the Terrible Twins (jane and Alec). But oh my word! Does it work! ….. Naughty and nice... Again you can either read this as a stand alone dose of dirty or catch up on the quick paced story so far.<br />
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Every week, <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> has surprised me with this story. This chapter, THE LAST chapter, <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/406310/chapters/814214">Descent chapter 6: Covenant</a> is NO exception! It’s a fitting and appropriate end for her Carlisle. And as always it is beautiful and lyrical. You must read this story. Even if dark vamps are not your normal Twific of choice... You’ll really be missing out otherwise!!! <br />
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And finally, we see a brand new offering from <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a>. Inspired by and written for <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/Zoya_Zalan/pseuds/Zoya_Zalan"> Zoya Zalan's</a> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/452343/chapters/775921">Held, it</a> is a striking tale of Rosalie and her healing, through love and intimacy. Folks who know me and my reccs know that Poly fics are not normally my cup of tea. But Rosalie is such an interesting and complex character. Done a disservice in the novels (& films) by not properly exploring her many facets, so thankfully <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> has focussed on her in this series. I particularly enjoyed chapter 2 (which the theme of lips inspired, especially the naughty blonde in lace... Carlisle and Rosalie really seems to work... <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts.... <br />
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Our joint contest with <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=2987">TwiFicPics</a> each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2011/02/pervs-have-teamed-up-with-ladies-of.html">Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition</a>. Make sure you go look and ADOPT <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=13567">HERE</a>! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/04/pervy-picspiration-banner-challenge_28.html"> here</a>NEW Challenge coming VERY soon! Keep your peepers peeled!<br />
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So this week? It’s time to celebrate our olympians... They are Gods amongst us... Performing superhuman feats.. So this week, its Gods and Olympians... Perhaps you want to focus on athleticism or superhuman strength or stamina. Perhaps you want to focus on sweat and tears? Or possibly on the sports themselves. Or the locker rooms or training? Or the celebrations or commiserations post competition? Or perhaps you want to go back to the spirit of the Olympics and the competition...? Or focus on a time of Gods? These pics are a mix of amazing REAL athletes and some god like models... Which is which?! But as always what do these pics of buff bodies do for you?! How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is <b>your</b> call! Completely up to you....<br />
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What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? Avengers? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br />
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Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.<br />
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Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.<br />
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and <b>WRITE</b> anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!<br />
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Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for <b>any fandom</b>... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration <i>take you</i> - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....<br />
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<b>Go on!!! I’m waiting.........</b><div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>Chele681http://www.blogger.com/profile/02205913663629223333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-55592133980528872512012-08-02T22:53:00.001-04:002012-08-02T23:06:03.089-04:00Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy - Facts Behind the Fiction<center><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/NewNursekimpy.jpg" /></center><br />
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<div style="background-color: transparent; margin: 0px;"><hr /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><u><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Facts Behind the Fiction</span></span></u></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis46cHUrY93Zf8HR2fpyLnhh5dqv9j6mk9bBb-lkUys49h-NYYoswqE5blnPNhLInrD-AR-JBtYKqPGwfQOWKPqCAx1KpsTm7egfHS6ALpgYhIVVE156UL9AalR6kzzXH41I4RH1tmq4XF/s1600/PervSexpert.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis46cHUrY93Zf8HR2fpyLnhh5dqv9j6mk9bBb-lkUys49h-NYYoswqE5blnPNhLInrD-AR-JBtYKqPGwfQOWKPqCAx1KpsTm7egfHS6ALpgYhIVVE156UL9AalR6kzzXH41I4RH1tmq4XF/s320/PervSexpert.png" width="320" /></a><span id="internal-source-marker_0.30925754042593745" style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Time for a Special Edition of ANNK: Facts Behind the Fiction. This week features one of our Resident (S)experts, Jeanne, talking about common (and not so common) sexual terms that can sometime confuse readers.</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: large; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Fetish vs. Kink</span></div><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"></span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Recently, I was contacted on Twitter by someone who was confused about the difference between fetish and kink. This isn’t very surprising to me, since often in the world of fan fiction we use slang version of real life sexual terms in a way that can be a little misleading. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I’ve got a kink for Angst fic. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">I love fetish fic. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">While there is nothing wrong with using this kind of slang in the world of fan fiction and fandom, having, what can be inaccurate, definitions of these terms can cause problems when someone is trying to understand sexual subcultures in the real world. Not to mention, it can lead to confusing conversations.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">A </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">fetish</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> or </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">sexual fetisim</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> is the sexual turn a person feels from an object or from a specific situation. The desire or fetish revolves around something very specific. For example: feet, dressing up like a cartoon character, popping balloons, etc. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">To break this down even further here are two examples. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Marla is turned on by the sight of a man in suits and often asks her husband to wear one every once in awhile to spice up their sex lives.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Carla has a spanking fetish and cannot orgasm until her boyfriend has turned her bottom bright red before intercourse. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">While Marla is turned on by seeing her husband in a suit, she doesn’t need him dressed that way to orgasm. Conversely, Carla needs the spanking to achieve sexual satisfaction. In summation, it’s Carla’s need for the spanking that makes it a fetish. She could just as easily have a fetish for men in suits. It’s not the object or situation, rather the person’s requirement of it to get off that makes it a fetish. </span><br />
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This range is quite wide, from the tamest form of play like blindfolding a sexual partner to extreme bondage. Here is a short list of what falls under the header of kink: </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_bondage"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">Bondage</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">spanking</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_domination"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">domination</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_domination"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">submission</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_fetishism"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">medical fetishism</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">sounding</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">water sports</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> (not talking about polo kids), etc. </span><a href="http://blanketfort.uninhibited.net/fics/kink/kink.html"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">Here is a detailed list of kinks for the curious and/or brave</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">. </span><br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU8pS6PXBZenntUMCjZCrn0jTzzKoRgJtNq3mB1f6xO-kgzZct6zFxh4cgEG82lqeWGO0dnyH2N6GeM906pN0fsVygUOF9eFv3atLJnKq9EWBkquE2XOHl_NKA9220c0NJNU-56_CryPuh/s1600/male+sub.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top,_bottom_and_versatile"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">Topping, bottoming and switch (or versatile)</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> are slang for sexual roles, particularly among gay and bisexual men. A top penetrates both during anal and oral sex, a bottom receives the penetration and a switch can do both. These terms originated in the gay community, but it is important to know that they are related to behavior and cultural attitudes. </span><br />
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<a href="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfqhnq8sd874foBteMzVXgFbZrpLVTe2HStnN0OootTwIwKMjLYA" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfqhnq8sd874foBteMzVXgFbZrpLVTe2HStnN0OootTwIwKMjLYA" /></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">There is no hard science to support that any one is hard wired as tops, bottoms, etc. It is a sexual preference that can sometimes be associated with personality quirks, but people should avoid stereotyping based on sexual positions. The most masculine or manly men could just as easily be a cock hungry bottom as any flamboyant twink. A man’s apparent masculinity has no connection to his preference in sexual position. </span><br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominance_and_submission"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #1155cc; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">Dominance and submission</span></a><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> is a set of behaviors where one individual gives another individual control over them in an erotic scenario or as a lifestyle. There are also individuals, known as switches, who can inhabit either role. These roles are not directly tied to sexual intercourse. In fact, physical contact isn’t necessary to play out a scene.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The BDSM community derived or borrowed the terms top, bottom and switch from the gay community. While they are used in a similar vein, where a master might top (or penetrate) a submissive they are not dependant upon each other. That meaning, a submissive might top their dominant, yet still be submitting to the control of said dominant. </span><br />
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<div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/SM-101-A-Realistic-Introduction/dp/0963976389"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">SM 101: A Realistic Introduction</span></a></div><div style="color: blue;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Gay-Revised-Expanded-Third/dp/0060012749/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1343853905&sr=1-2&keywords=Gay+sex"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The Joy of Gay Sex</span></a></div><div style="color: blue;"><br />
</div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ins-Outs-Gay-Sex/dp/0440508460/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1343853905&sr=1-4&keywords=Gay+sex"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The Ins and Outs of Gay Sex</span></a></div><br />
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<div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://aaronandandy.com/index.php/beginners-guide-to-gay-sex/"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">A Beginner’s guide to Gay Sex</span></a></div><div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1811317009"><br />
</a></div><div style="color: blue;"><a href="http://queereka.com/2012/03/04/sunday-school-on-kink-for-beginners/"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Kink for Beginners</span></a></div><div style="color: blue;"></div><div style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><br class="kix-line-break" /><a href="http://thatotherpaper.com/austin/how_to_tie_up_your_boy_girl_or_both">How to tie up your boy, girl, or both</a></span></div><div style="color: blue;"><br />
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8000734/1/Shelter">Shelter</a></div>
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Twilight, AU, B/E, Complete</div>
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<b>Nico -</b>I love it when I find a new story through twitter. Edward and Bella never met in Forks, Bella is now in College and runs into Edward. Has it always been fate that they will be together? I really enjoyed how Edward just jumped right in and saw more than he was bargaining for.... Might have been more than he was expecting but I love how it got his mind going. :)
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6749059/22/">Sideline Collision</a></div>
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Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B</div>
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<b>Teal -</b> This chapter was hot, hot, hot when it came down to the lemons! Edward is getting a little neurotic around Charlie and dealing with the kitten, but he still knows how to give Bella the business. Being the little green-eyed monster he is in Bella’s hometown, the next chapter should be an interesting little pissing match!
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6660624/13/">Twelve Months</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1939550/SassyK">SassyK</a></div>
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<b>Corie -</b> We featured this story not too long ago and the last update brought us close to the end but also showed us how connected these two are and how unbreakable their bond is. Bella thought she wanted to see Edward take a human life but the reality was very different. I can’t say enough about the beauty of the writing.
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8092082/21/No_Ordinary_Proposal">No Ordinary Proposal</a></div>
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<b>Teal -</b> Pregnancy always makes for some great hormones and shmoopy feelings, doesn’t it? There’s no lack of either here, and there’s nothing wrong with that!
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8180890/1/Untouchable">Untouchable</a></div>
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<b>Corie -</b> I just got caught up with the ending of this and I have to say its a fantastic story. Real, sweet and funny. Great characters and the passion between Edward and Bella was off the charts. I love seeing these two get their HEA!
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<b>Jen -</b> Carlisle makes sure that Edward has a perfectly imperfect first time. There’s still so much mystery in this fic, I’m looking forward to having everything slowly revealed.
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Twilight, Edward/Bella. AH, Historical, Complete</div>
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<b>Corie -</b> Seriously one of the most heartwrenching stories I’ve read in a long time. Based on a true story this was a beautiful tale of life and how it can keep to lovers apart but when Edward said “Everyday of forever” he meant it. This isn’t at all Wussperv friendly just a warning but its beautifully done.
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<b>Teal -</b> I’m so sad to see these two go again, but I’m just happy we were able to enjoy a little more of this crazy couple. Impromptu wedding and sweet, wonderful love are exactly what I would have imagined for these characters. le sigh<br />
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<b>Corie -</b> Now that it’s complete I know what I’m doing with my day! Love these characters.
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<b>Corie -</b> We reached the end of this sweet story about first love and how strong it can be. I loved the characters and I have to say the last chapter really left my heart full and also my perv ;)
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Harry Potter, WIP, Harry/Charlie Weasley</div>
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<b>Chele -</b> Found this gem on a fic dive after pondering what awesome chemistry Harry and Charlie would have, and how badly I wanted to read about it. Lo and behold, <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1994516/hidingfromsomeone">hidingfromsomeone</a> must have reached into my pants when I wasn’t looking and created this gem. Harry and Charlie have been dancing around each other for years - just long enough to both love and hurt each other deeply. When Harry is injured in the line of fire, his injury gives them both the opportunity to see what they’ve been missing, and what could have been so easily lost.
Incendiary sex, beautifully written characters, and enough plot that you can almost forget you’re reading porn. This fic makes you feel every emotion from elation to despair, and I can’t wait to see what the next chapter brings.
Note: Charlie is a dragon keeper for fuck’s sake. There is nothing sexier than that. Nothing.
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<b>Chele -</b> Harry and Draco find love on an internet dating site. With each other. Hilarity and hot times ensue. Special appearances by magical cockrings, inter-house couplings, and some wicked wine tasting.
I could not have had more fun reading this. Couldn’t put it down.
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<b>Chele-</b>This fic is intense. The night before what is anticipated to be the final battle, Hermione insists on being divested of her virginity. In a house full of young boys and fatherly types, the only real choice is clear. The broody, dangerous Sirius Black. The only one she can count on to leave feelings and emotions out of it, right? Nothing is that simple.
Such an amazing, authentic feel to this story. It was like sitting in the room. All of the nervousness, passion, and need felt like my own. Always a thrill to find something masterfully written for an unusual pairing. This was brilliant.
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<b>Emmy -</b> I abso loved this fic. It was posted the same day as the Brolin-Sex-RiotTM occurred on Twitter. What a great combo! :) This fic is realistic and tentative and then super hot. I WANT A SEQUEL!!!!!<br />
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<b>Jen -</b> Deliciously dirty.
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<b>Emmy -</b> I really love fisting fics. :) and this one is very subtle. Not overdone. And tender. God I love tender.
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<b>Jen -</b> I’m so so glad I happened to see sapphirescribe tweet the link to this fic. It’s completely adorable. You will love reading about Arthur schooling Merlin on dating and all that it entails, including sexytimes. Love.<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b> Ooooh I too loved this fic. Cute, fun and slashy. Perfect!
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<b>Jen -</b> Love the balance of humor and the wee bit of angst here, not to mention super hot lemons.<div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>Obsmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02204290944190880395noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-79073466753503540822012-07-31T15:05:00.000-04:002012-07-31T15:05:57.260-04:00Team Angst: The Give Away Girl<center>
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<b>Title:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7206314/1/The_Give_Away_Girl">The Give Away Girl</a><br />
<b>Author: </b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3069657/">MrsSpaceCowboy</a><br />
<b>Chapters:</b>25<br />
<b>Words:</b> 171,617<br />
<b>Reviews: </b>898<br />
<b>Summary: </b>Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn’t want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella.
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When I first started reading fic I would find myself staying up all night, unable to pull myself away from a story to even complete the most menial of tasks. 3 years later I have found a balance for the most part, until reading this story. I was sucked in, it was like when I couldn’t be bothered, I hid away from my family and denied the kids a day at the pool so I could keep reading. Honestly it got me excited all over again for fic. The characters and time frame (early 90’s) brought me back to my teen years, the way the author tells a love story had me swooning it was just everything combined.<br />
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The attention to detail with the characters and their lives before cell phones and Facebook really took me back and pulled me into the story. What kept me reading was the thought out plot and love story. I was so invested in Edward and Bella and their relationship that by the time the angst began I was broken hearted along with them.<br />
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At the core this isn’t just a love story between a boy and girl, it's a story about relationships, friendships, parent/child relationships and how they ebb and flow and evolve over those tumultuous teen years. It’s layered and complex without losing my interest or confusing the reader.<br />
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The passion and sex between Edward and Bella had me squirming in my seat on quite a few occasions, but its all realistic and lovely. I drop anything when this updates and rush right to my girls to talk about it. I’ll just leave you with a little something to wet your...palate ;)<br />
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Seeing the top of his head moving lower and lower is enough to make me desperate. "Please," I whisper. I have no idea what I need, just that I need it now.
He kisses the skin just below my navel before inhaling deeply. </blockquote>
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Then he starts the whole process of kissing and licking again, only moving north instead of south this time. He teases me, rubbing against me, but not penetrating. I shift, taking him by surprise as I draw him into my body. </blockquote>
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He sits up on his knees, still inside me and begins to flex his hips. My legs are spread wide and bent at the knees, and both of my feet are flat on the bed. He moans when he looks down, and then places a hand on each of my knees for leverage. </blockquote>
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I let my head fall back onto the pillow, vaguely registering his hands as they move to my waist. Holding. Pulling. He's deep. And I'm close. Instead of chasing the burn, I let it consume me, and for the first time with him inside me, it does. Heat licks at every cell in my body until I quake and whimper. "Fuck," he says, gritting his teeth. "God, that feels good. So fucking good." </blockquote>
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<block quote="">Man, when I think about how long I let The Give Away Girl sit on my tbr’s list I could kick myself.
Really. I mean, I love high school fics, but more importantly, I love hs stories that actually feel
like they’ve got high schoolers in them. Kids who are trying to fit in and figure it out, all while
making it look like they don’t give a shit who’s watching. </block><br />
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Having it set in the 90’s just sweetened the pot for me. It’s filled with pop references and lyrics
that will have you smiling and possibly Googling. And that’s perfect. It was back when phones
were connected to the wall and if the conversations were worth it, you would stretch out
the cord and pull over a chair so you could snuggle in and get comfortable. There were few
distractions and time felt like it moved just a little slower.<br />
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And like most teenage stories, it starts with friends. Bella has a tight knit crew of pot smoking,
boy obsessed besties that she’s run with since elementary. But Charlie and Renee’s divorce has
Bella going back and forth between two homes. Forks where everyone she knows and kicks it
with is and PA High where her mother, Emmett, and his new-to-town cousin Edward are. With
two high school scenes to navigate and two households to grow up in, things are difficult, to say
the least.<br />
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After getting to know Edward over the summer through late night phone calls and “all age”
concerts the sophomore year begins. Yeah, it’s all about growing up and trying things out.
Making those choices that you think are right, but sometime still getting it wrong. It only gets
harder when you add love to the mix.<br />
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"I love you." His voice is quiet, tender.
"I know," I tell him, running my thumb along the stubble on his cheek. "I love you, too."
He smiles and pulls me closer. "Promise?" The word is a whisper against my lips.
Forever may not be a possibility. We're only sixteen. I won't pretend the odds are in our favor.
But he's taken over my heart so completely, I can't imagine him ever being gone from it. Always
loving him will be the easiest promise I'll ever have to keep. </blockquote>
The story’s about love, yes. But it’s bigger; it’s about everything in those teenage years. To quote Jena
Malone, “Adolescence isn't just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses.” It’s about finding out who you
are. Where you belong. And if you’re lucky, who you belong with. Do yourself a favor and start this now.<br />
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The sighs and smiles come with the link.<br />
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I want to start off with saying that I am absolutely in love with The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy.
It is one of those stories that sucked me in and I couldn’t stop reading it, which I find in my three years
of reading fic, happens rarely anymore. It is also one of those stories that whenever someone asks me
what story to read, that is one of my first recs and I am surprised to see that this still hasn’t reached
1,000 reviews.<br />
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One of the things that pulls me in about the story is that it is set in the 90’s and the years coincide with
the time that I was in high school, so it is very nostalgic to me. MrsSpaceCowboy excellently adds in pop
culture references from this time. I also like the fact that it has a different back story than most of the
stories out there, so it isn’t like you have read the same thing over and over again.<br />
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Bella grew up in Forks, but leaves in eighth grade to live with Renee in Port Angeles. She has her close
knit group of girls in Forks that she remains close with. In Port Angeles, Emmett is one of her close
friends and the summer before sophomore year, his cousin, Edward, moves there. I love how their
friendship starts; he calls her to talk because he doesn’t know anybody and I love his characterization,
long bangs with the back shaved close and wire rimmed glasses... *sigh* Their transition from friends to
boyfriend/girlfriend comes pretty quick, as it happens in high school, and their first kiss is so sweet.
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"Bella," he whispers, looking right back at me. "Tell me what you're thinking. Please."
I don't want to. We've both said enough. I'm tired of talking.
I shift onto my knees and then slowly climb across the console and the gear shift, until I am hovering with
a knee settled on each side of his lap.
"I think you should kiss me." I look him right in the eye as I say it.
I'll give up every single birthday wish for the next thirty years… if he'll just do it. I swear.
He leans forward as I lower myself. Our chests are flush. His eyes are on my mouth as I lower my face to
his. His lips catch mine gently, brushing lightly before sucking gently. He tastes like chocolate and weed
and every other favorite thing I have in the world. He caresses my neck with both hands as he slides his
fingers into my hair, tilting my head. His tongue is soft against my bottom lip.
I've never really been kissed. Not like this. I realize it the moment our tongues touch for the first time. He
is soft lips and gentle tongue. Nips and pecks. Every part of me wants to be closer. I grip his shoulders
tightly, shifting my weight, trying to ease some of the ache that is blooming in my chest and every other
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Their relationship progresses throughout the school year and then the angst comes in. But it isn’t angst
for angst’s sake. The transition is so believable and real, that you almost feel like the author experienced
this same thing. And it is high school, where people grow and change and stuff just happens, and you
don’t know how to communicate with your significant other because you just aren’t at that maturity
level yet.<br />
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This is actually a great time to start since we are coming through to the other side of the angst. I know
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When I began ready this story, having been told it was an angst fic, I did so holding my breath. As the stage was set, with Bella a high school student in the 90s, a child of divorce, and splitting her time between her parents in Forks and Port Angeles, it felt like there was bound to be a mess. In many ways, that setting had plenty of rough patches, but Bella wasn’t some unrealistically damaged basketcase. She was pretty much a normal teenage girl with shitty circumstances and a core group of really great friends.<br />
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And so it began. She’d had her shit-vs.-fan moments, but overall, she was just living her life. Edward came into the picture in a really cute way, and their budding relationship was actually kind of adorable.<br />
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Again, there I was, dreading the angst, but this one proved to be a slow burn. That’s right, <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3069657/">MrsSpaceCowboy</a> builds up the sweet, fun, sexy, chaotic, hot teenage romance between these two, making it good and strong so that when the tidal wave hits, it’s a killer.<br />
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My poor heart.<br />
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Though I know this is an Edward/Bella story, and I have every reason to believe they’ll end up back together in the end, their separation may have been one of the hurtiest I’ve read in any fic. After a series of misunderstandings, insecurities, and mistakes on both ends, it was fairly inevitable. But the growth they both experience and their eventual, slow return to friendship has a natural feel to it.<br />
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The author calls this a Come of Age fic, and I honestly can’t think of a better description. I’m enamored with the story, and if you’re an Edward/Bella lover, this is one you absolutely shouldn't miss.</div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>SweetDulcineahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08255117163564106404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-24852925606055281822012-07-27T22:49:00.000-04:002012-07-27T22:49:48.723-04:00Pervy Picspirations - 7/27/12<div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/PervyPics.jpg" /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i> <br />
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Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!<br />
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Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...<br />
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Our joint contest with <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=2987"> TwiFicPics </a> each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2011/02/pervs-have-teamed-up-with-ladies-of.html">Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition</a>. Make sure you go look and ADOPT <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=13567">HERE</a>! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/04/pervy-picspiration-banner-challenge_28.html"> here</a><br />
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So this week? Lets get lickity split this week folks! Get lippy! Use those pouts, time to lick, nibble, suck and bite. Oh and kiss! But as always it is about whatever these yummy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds with amazing mouths do for you!. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is <b>your</b> call! Completely up to you....<br />
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What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br />
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Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.<br />
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Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.<br />
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and <b>WRITE</b> anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!<br />
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Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for <b>any fandom</b>... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration <i>take you</i> - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....<br />
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<b>I’m waiting.........</b><div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>Chele681http://www.blogger.com/profile/02205913663629223333noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-24355128491410320792012-07-26T10:28:00.000-04:002012-07-26T10:28:29.158-04:00Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy - Intro to BDSM<center><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/Nursekimpy.jpg" /><br />
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The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.</b></center><br />
<div style="background-color: transparent; margin: 0px;"><hr /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">Given the current climate of rampant misinformation regarding BDSM, the Girls at The Shack thought that there'd never been a better time to revisit this post. Our thanks go out, again, to MsKathy for sharing her wisdom and experience. </span></div><br />
<blockquote>My boyfriend and I have only been together for six months. I guess I have a fetish or something but I always wanted to try bondage with someone (in all my 27 years of life I want to finally try it) and I trust him more than any other of my previous boyfriend/lovers. How would I bring it up to him, I don't want to sound like a crazy woman saying "get the rope and tie my arms together". And warnings/precautions should I take if we take it to that level?</blockquote><br />
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<i>There is a statement in the Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy description that says, "If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn't know the answer, she'll find an expert who does!" This is one of those times. The lovely, knowledgeable, and wise MsKathy kindly agreed to handle your question. While MsKathy is incredibly well-versed in BDSM, this is not intended to take the place of expert advice. Remember, never play without a safe word, ever. </i><br />
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<i>Now, I turn the podium over to MsKathy:</i><br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nQzgMjlnotw/TfBLRsnjDyI/AAAAAAAABNw/3OCTG-jZ8zw/s1600/bondage-1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616071502737903394" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nQzgMjlnotw/TfBLRsnjDyI/AAAAAAAABNw/3OCTG-jZ8zw/s400/bondage-1.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 210px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 210px;" /></a>If you think your proclivities (I am careful of the word "fetish" - just a personal preference of mine) may extend beyond bondage, I would suggest that you take time to explore those in your head. Make sure you have a clear understanding of how you feel about things -- how will you react if he is vehemently opposed? Is this something you need to turn into a reality, or can you live with it just in your head as a fantasy?<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jol9edqMK30/TfBLbc86hfI/AAAAAAAABN4/g-sSmPb2nQ8/s1600/51O8DZhT2DL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616071670331246066" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jol9edqMK30/TfBLbc86hfI/AAAAAAAABN4/g-sSmPb2nQ8/s400/51O8DZhT2DL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 230px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 148px;" /></a><br />
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I recommend a great book called When Someone You Love is Kinky -- unfortunately, it's out of print. If you can find an older copy, it can be a great ice-breaker and way to bring up the topic. A newer book, which I previewed online but have not read the entire contents of, is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Kinky-Beginners-Guide-BDSM/dp/1931160635/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1306862921&sr=8-4">How to Be Kinky: A Beginner's Guide to BDSM</a> . I can't entirely vouch for the book, but what I read from the preview section seemed great. I have it on order to add to my library.<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LQj6d9JjDwE/TfBLxwh_RRI/AAAAAAAABOA/CNPnM7pG80I/s1600/51XK7KHV5RL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616072053544142098" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LQj6d9JjDwE/TfBLxwh_RRI/AAAAAAAABOA/CNPnM7pG80I/s400/51XK7KHV5RL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 195px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 140px;" /></a><br />
I also recommend <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Screw-Roses-Send-Thorns-Sadomasochism/dp/0964596008/ref=pd_sim_b_2">Screw the Roses</a>. Just preview the table of contents and you can see how in-depth it is. It may be too much for what you want/need right now.<br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5N75Zm0DaCQ/TfBMJAhhgWI/AAAAAAAABOQ/gFrDlsh22qE/s1600/41ykLD-ucJL._SS500_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616072452974149986" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5N75Zm0DaCQ/TfBMJAhhgWI/AAAAAAAABOQ/gFrDlsh22qE/s400/41ykLD-ucJL._SS500_.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 232px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 145px;" /></a><br />
I love Jay Wiseman, and so anything he writes gets my personal recommendation. He has a book called <a href="http://www.amazon.com/101-Realistic-Introduction-Jay-Wiseman/dp/0963976389/ref=pd_luc_bxgy_00_04_t_lh">SM101</a> that you might find useful.<br />
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Are there warnings/precautions you should take? Of course. I could spend all day telling you about them, literally. Think about it like this: you are doing something that has the potential to end in great bodily (and mental) harm. You should take every precaution available to you. Of course, every time you get in a car, you take the same risks, so follow the same guidelines: get educated, make informed risk choices, and be with a partner (driver) that you are confident in. If you don't trust your partner, DON'T DO IT. I'm not saying you will have 110% "natural submissive" trust the first time you get tied up, that would be unrealistic, but you should have an essential foundation in your relationship of trust, otherwise, it's my opinion that you shouldn't travel down the paths where extra trust is required.<br />
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<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hY2-1xc_A_U/TfBMTTXVm5I/AAAAAAAABOY/mr9ls6OAq80/s1600/0604_shell_bondage.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616072629830392722" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hY2-1xc_A_U/TfBMTTXVm5I/AAAAAAAABOY/mr9ls6OAq80/s400/0604_shell_bondage.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 254px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 177px;" /></a>How do you get informed? You read, you talk, you research, and (imho, the most important), join a local group. Most of my knowledge was picked up by doing, practicing, and absorbing from/watching those smarter and more educated about the topics than I was/am. Yes, book knowledge helps, but there are so many nuances that you would really be missing. Going to a local group/meetup isn't nearly as nerve-wracking as it seems (okay, after the first time it isn't!) -- trust me, the people are nice, and warm, and lovely, and they will WANT to help you learn. They won't (all) be obvious practitioners, some will be just like me, your average-looking mom-type that has a dirty private life.<br />
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If you're just TOO nervous and you just CAN'T POSSIBLY join a local group (I've been there, and sometimes there are legitimate privacy concerns), then read as much as you can. Have your boyfriend read the books with you. Maybe read them to him. Talk about it. Talk about bondage techniques, rope types, the benefits of different kinds of rope, buy rope together, play with it, test it, but please, please please be safe about it. Keep <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lister-Bandage-Scissors-floor-grade/dp/B000TQK0BO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1306863755&sr=8-5">safety scissors</a> on hand AT ALL TIMES when using rope - even when you think you're an expert. Why this kind? The end is blunt and can be used quickly, without much thought, and won't stab your partner.<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wWetsgFe3zM/TfBMaeWGYhI/AAAAAAAABOg/xkwpsONb4rw/s1600/11-j%252BLIJWCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616072753037074962" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wWetsgFe3zM/TfBMaeWGYhI/AAAAAAAABOg/xkwpsONb4rw/s400/11-j%252BLIJWCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 77px; margin: 0 0 10px 10px; width: 150px;" /></a><br />
If you're not all about rope, you can get something as quick and simple as this--<a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=1-8-EL-0601">under the bed restraint system</a>-- that works with your mattress and such. PLEASE still keep the scissors handy!<br />
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<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NGxULGIO7qw/TfBMlLHqK7I/AAAAAAAABOo/oKCBmkY8c_A/s1600/51MrmAlzJBL._SS500_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616072936854793138" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NGxULGIO7qw/TfBMlLHqK7I/AAAAAAAABOo/oKCBmkY8c_A/s400/51MrmAlzJBL._SS500_.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 230px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 149px;" /></a>If you play with handcuffs that are leather/fabric, scissors are a must. If you play with metal, make sure you have more than one key, and keep your spare someplace easy to find/access. Many of the smaller locks use the same key, so if you buy multiples, you can have them tucked away discreetly in several spots, in case of emergency. I keep a set on my keyring and no one has ever asked me what they're for, but I KNOW if I panic, I can get them easily. If you get into heavy metal / handcuff / chain bondage, keep bolt cutters handy (I'm totally not kidding).<br />
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You can use a variety of materials to bind <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYwSwxZybDY/TfBMwQxX5qI/AAAAAAAABOw/yKvIltl-ZyI/s1600/61fYFZtXsiL._SL500_AA300_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616073127350494882" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYwSwxZybDY/TfBMwQxX5qI/AAAAAAAABOw/yKvIltl-ZyI/s400/61fYFZtXsiL._SL500_AA300_.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 236px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 165px;" /></a>someone, all with varying degrees of safety and efficacy. Off the top of my head, I can think of rope, cuffs, tape (animal vet tape is my fav, medical tape, duct/packing tape if you like pain, depending on placement), saran/plastic wrap, cat5 cables (mhm, I went there, NERD ALERT), chain, etc.<br />
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I'm thinking about all of the possible warnings I want to give, and they are vast -- more than I could cover here. Some people will disagree with these rules, but they are mine and I stick by them. Don't use rope alone. You shouldn't leave someone tied up alone, or out of earshot. Buy a copy of Gray's Anatomy (not the TV show, the medical guide) -- yes, it's expensive (I got mine at a used bookstore), and maybe boring, however, the more intricate you(r partner) plan to get with the ropework, the more important it becomes to understand muscle placement and nerve locations. One of the most important things is to pay attention to your partner, or for your partner to pay attention to you. Do I ask "what color are we?" 90 times an hour, like in fic? No. I use my eyes, and my ears, and I pay attention. I expect my partner to tell me if they are in distress, unless I've forbidden speaking, but then I do check in slightly more than usual. Always have a safeword, and if it makes you feel better, you can use the color system (green=go, yellow=caution, red=stop), but I find that doesn't work for me, for various reasons. Use what works for you.<br />
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<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m3FnvF4icEs/TfBM7g7496I/AAAAAAAABO4/bgZlJScQDIM/s1600/41DaCHqQhVL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616073320668133282" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m3FnvF4icEs/TfBM7g7496I/AAAAAAAABO4/bgZlJScQDIM/s400/41DaCHqQhVL._BO2%252C204%252C203%252C200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click%252CTopRight%252C35%252C-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 259px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; width: 169px;" /></a>There is a lot of responsibility in all areas of topping/bottoming/subbing/dominating, even if you're just going to be a casual participant. Please do not allow the "casual" to lull you into less research and taking it less seriously.<br />
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On to the fun topics -- here are some other great books about bondage specifically. You could wrap one of these and give to your boyfriend as a hint and/or to open the topic of discussion.<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jay-Wisemans-Erotic-Bondage-Handbook/dp/1890159131/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1306864573&sr=8-6">Erotic Bondage Handbook</a><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/101-Step---Step-Knots-hands-free/dp/0754818411/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1306864607&sr=8-1">101 Step-by-Step Knots</a><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dare-Try-Bondage-Positively-Sexual/dp/0897935144/ref=sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&qid=1306864652&sr=8-23">Dare... to Try Bondage</a><br />
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Above all, even with my cautions and red flags <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8SHMQMBHlCg/TfBNaUyKJ5I/AAAAAAAABPA/5ooD2Zwts_0/s1600/Man_in_Bondage_Ropes_Prone.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616073849982035858" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8SHMQMBHlCg/TfBNaUyKJ5I/AAAAAAAABPA/5ooD2Zwts_0/s400/Man_in_Bondage_Ropes_Prone.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 222px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 148px;" /></a>and begging you to be safe, have fun. If you're not having fun, there's absolutely no point in doing it!<br />
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I hope your boyfriend is open to hear about your fantasies. I know what it's like from the other side, so if he's resistant at first, please give him time and space to try and absorb and assimilate what you say. People are always surprised when I tell them that I wasn't the one to dive into the world of kink first, my husband was! I was scared at first, nervous about what it meant for us, for our relationship, how we would change, would we ever have "normal" sex? and about 900 other questions went through my mind. However, we talked. Then we talked more. The rest is history!<br />
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<span style="font-size: 85%;"><i><b>The Lemon Report -</b> Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8092082/1/No_Ordinary_Proposal">No Ordinary Proposal</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2730268/twilover76">twilover76</a></div>
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Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP</div>
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<b>Nico -</b>Edward is a rich successful businessman, Bella a freshman college student, does Bella really know what she’s getting into? Is she ready for it? Edward is delicious in a take charge, goes all in sort of way, looking forward to seeing how things keep going. :)
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8291981/1/Chop_and_Change">Chop and Change</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2180163/Krazyk85">Krazyk85</a></div>
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Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP</div>
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<b>Nico -</b> There is just something about a bad boy tatted up Edward that sends my lady parts a singing. Then add to it that really he’s a great guy under it all and you’ve won me over. Edward catches Bella trying to steal his car and things just go from there. This last chapter things jumped into overdrive and I can’t wait for more. :)
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3386002/peachyfuzzykeen">peachyfuzzykeen</a></div>
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Twilight, O/S, Angela, masturbation, voyeurism</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> A very hot little o/s written for a PTB Smut University assignment. I wish the author would expand it, bc I want to know what happens the next time Rosalie visits. Never enough Angela fic. Unf!
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<a href="http://kinkme-merlin.livejournal.com/30557.html?thread=29725021#t29725021">The Arrangement</a></div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Fantastic WIP from kinkme-merlin. The sex is so hot. I love the way the plot is unfolding; each section is another piece of the puzzle. The emotions involved are hard hitting, and I just really can’t say enough good things about it.
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by <b>Anon</b></div>
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Merlin, Complete, Merlin/Mithian</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Yet another amazing fic from kinkme-merlin. I have not seen Season 4 yet, so I know zilch about Mithian, but I’ve completely fallen in love with Anon’s characterisation of her here. Both Merlin and Mithian are so in love, so adoring of one another, yet circumstances keep them apart. The LONGING. The glances, innocent touches, and omfg. The KISS. Really, give it a try, just a gorgeous story.
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<a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/467755">Together We Are Stronger</a></div>
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Merlin, Complete, Modern AU, Incest, Reincarnation? SLASH, MERTHUR</div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> I was reading this fic as a WIP on the Kinkmeme. And woah, was it a fave of mine. Such a heartbreaky, amazing, dangerous fic. Written with such beauty and grace and power and such a delicate touch. Never heavy handed and cloying with its delicate subject matter. Instead it is perfect. These boys. Oh my god these boys. <br />
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by <a href="http://m.fanfiction.net/u/1825063/">Avioleta</a></div>
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Harry Potter, O/S, Harry / Severus</div>
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<b>Chele -</b> This is a wonderful Harry / Severus time-turner fic. Beautifully written, a crisp yet dreamlike narrative as we move back and forth along the timeline Harry alters by going back in time to prevent one death from the war that he’s just not able to leave be. The characters are as in canon as they can be with a Snape!Lives scenario, which makes it all the more intense. The emotion-laden smut made me ache. Love.
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<a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/466012">Through the Darkest of Your Days</a></div>
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by <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/robpatFF">robpatFF</a></div>
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1D, O/S, Harry/Louis, Slash, RPF</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Wow. Not even sure what to say about this fic. It’s epic. The feels are off the charts. But there’s lots of laughter. Angry sex is hot, but sex with more loving emotion is even hotter. Just read it.
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by <a href="http://teapirate.livejournal.com/">teapirate</a></div>
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1D, Complete, Harry/Louis, Slash, RPF</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> This gorgeous story was inspired by the movie Weekend. Though not exactly the same story, this is so evocative of the movie. It’s got an ethereal quality to it and it only enhances the heartache of meeting the right person at the wrong time. Gorgeous writing.
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by <a href="http://harriet-vane.livejournal.com/">harriet-vane</a></div>
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1D, Complete, Liam/Louis, Slash</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> The cutest, sweetest high-school au. Really. Liam feels abound.
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by <b>Anon</b></div>
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1D, Complete, Liam/Louis, crossdressing</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Louis is in a corset, which is hot in and of itself. What’s even hotter is how fucking crazy turned on it makes Liam. OMFG. <div class="blogger-post-footer">PPSS: Bring you a little bit of smutty fan fic to brighten your day.</div>mycrookedsmilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11751802217425073322noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8177834045249892616.post-58123972715756985892012-07-24T22:24:00.000-04:002012-07-25T17:49:39.463-04:00Magical Meanderings July 24 Easy There<center><img src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx219/PervPack/Banners/MM.png" /></center> <br />
In our ongoing quest to seek out new smut fic to entertain and delight our readers the pervs have created the Magical Meanderings. Here we will spotlight sexy fics with a magical theme, from any number of fandoms. Fairies, dragons, wizards, shape shifters and even knights will take center stage in these magical and sometimes even mystical tales. Bring your imagination and prepare to be enchanted by some enchanting, erotic fan fiction.<br />
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Our latest Magical Meanderings pick is...<br />
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<b>Title:</b> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/7197">Easy There</a><br />
<b>Author:</b><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/syllic/pseuds/syllic">Syllic</a><br />
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<b>Pairing:</b> Arthur/Merlin aka Merthur<br />
<b>Summary:</b> Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin's romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.<br />
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<b>Guest reccer: <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/beckybrit">BeckyBrit1</a></b><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuSjFVKllv7hVLvBv0WeEW9-AD-vEDZRRygvNUGvkPOoBnl_pLJtFBv6zYk0AqU1TGd5Hg00w8osGLYoJfAvfdoiwcV7WBZbQTyS0y2kHkHQ9LT1muJK2C-icWmYdaa169TAwYOqCyKy1n/s1600/rowing+easy+there.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuSjFVKllv7hVLvBv0WeEW9-AD-vEDZRRygvNUGvkPOoBnl_pLJtFBv6zYk0AqU1TGd5Hg00w8osGLYoJfAvfdoiwcV7WBZbQTyS0y2kHkHQ9LT1muJK2C-icWmYdaa169TAwYOqCyKy1n/s320/rowing+easy+there.jpeg" width="320" /></a>Firstly, let me just say that I know absolutely <i>nothing</i> about rowing. Nothing at all. So when I read the summary for this story, I was more than a little dubious about reading, but, since it was recc’d to me by someone with excellent taste, I thought - <i>what the hell, right? </i><br />
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After the first paragraph I was totally hooked. Even with my lack of knowledge of all things rowing related, (the author has a series of fabulous notes, explaining all the terms and <i>more</i>, which I highly recommend reading, btw), this story is so beautifully written that it didn’t take me long to immerse myself in Oxford college life and Blue’s training. The image of Merlin, Lancelot and Arthur all dressed in lycra had absolutely nothing to do with this. Nope.<br />
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Merlin and Arthur don’t get off to the best of starts, and Merlin has to watch Arthur flirting with the deliciously slutty (but still sensitive and charming) Lancelot.<br />
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When they were finished and the bill had come, Morgana picked up her coat from the floor and pinched Arthur on the arm, hard, before putting it on. Merlin contemplated the possibility of asking Arthur and Lancelot back to the Oriel bar for a drink they weren't supposed to have before tomorrow's outings, but Lancelot beat him to the punch and said, "Arthur, want to come over and play on the Wii?" Arthur nodded and Lancelot wiggled his eyebrows comically at Merlin, as if expecting Merlin to share his joy at the imminent seduction of Arthur through the ages-old, losing-at-videogames trick. Said trick had worked shamefully well on Merlin, and Merlin gave Lancelot a wan smile as he and Arthur wrapped their scarves around their necks and the two of them departed.</blockquote>
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNhIrDr7i_G66Gv5x77IhBYWL5IWIdVq5egkk0rpz4e1dY7iN_sOH8GdX0ICpWwM9eKN3TteLjrnKQqXrYupaoigHcrYJud9-S0cjykbKNT2E7eLpw9LAYzSjdyzExbuUh28PymElzez-Z/s1600/img-thing-.out=jpg&size=l&tid=21454815.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNhIrDr7i_G66Gv5x77IhBYWL5IWIdVq5egkk0rpz4e1dY7iN_sOH8GdX0ICpWwM9eKN3TteLjrnKQqXrYupaoigHcrYJud9-S0cjykbKNT2E7eLpw9LAYzSjdyzExbuUh28PymElzez-Z/s1600/img-thing-.out=jpg&size=l&tid=21454815.jpeg" /></a>Merlin has the most wonderful, and often very funny dreams and daydreams, (getting increasingly filthier as the story progresses), all centering around Arthur in some way. He also has just a little magic, and while it’s not the main focus of the story, it is delightful part of it as Merlin struggles with the idea of telling people, particularly Arthur as it seems to have a mind of its own around him, about it.<br />
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The main story follows the team’s preparations for the Oxford/Cambridge boat race and the growing, if somewhat awkward, friendship between Merlin and Arthur, while also introducing the other characters - Lancelot, Gwen, Morgana and briefly Hunith and Will. Morgana is one of my favourite characters and is fabulous in this, with her biting wit and quiet understanding of everything going on around her.<br />
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"Sorry; stepbrother," corrected Merlin. Lancelot walked around the table and plopped down next to Gwen, wrenching his wooden chopsticks apart with a sort of feral anticipation, and Merlin stood behind Morgana's coat, unsure whether it would be appropriate to touch it and move it aside. Morgana was running a finger down the list of rice noodle dishes and seemed unaware of Merlin's plight, but Arthur scoffed disgustedly behind him before picking up the coat by its hood and dropping it unceremoniously on the floor behind Morgana's part of the bench. </blockquote>
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"Well, that's ugly," said Arthur, gesturing to the coat. "Yes; I heard you were coming, and coordinated my outfit to match your face," said Morgana, eyes on the menu. </blockquote>
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I loved this story from start to finish, it’s funny, exciting, hot, has a few heart-clenchy moments and while I would love nothing better than to list all of my favourite things about it, I’m not going go. Firstly, because that would seriously take forever and secondly, I don’t want to spoil it by giving away all its secrets. I will just say that the unfolding relationships between Merlin and Arthur, which is not without its difficulties, and between Merlin and the rest of his friends are a pleasure to read and the ending left me feeling all warm and fuzzy for the rest of the day.<br />
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I absolutely adore this story. But I will say here my only gripe with the story, the darling Merlin, complicated and stuffy Arthur and roguish Lancelot all row(& study) for ruddy Oxford. I’m a lifelong Cambridge supporter come every boat race!!! So once I swallowed that up, it was all hunky dory!<br />
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Watching the boat race everyear is such a key event in Blighty. Or it is for my family, and although we don’t have any family members who have graced the hallowed halls of Oxbridge it is a tradition we all enjoy. The boat race seems as British as the weather, or pimms or well Bradley James.<br />
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Saying all that, if you don’t know rowing or the boat race you can still get caught up in the brilliance that is this fic. As Becks says above there are great links to help explain some technical terms, but even without those, the story stands as being a brilliant tale of two competitive blokes falling in love and not really knowing what to do with it! So much of this fic is so ruddy real. Merlin’s POV works brilliantly. He’s confused, out-of-his-depth and at times a bit scared. He can’t help but fall for Arthur. Brilliant and confusing as he is. But he also doesn’t believe Arthur would ever truly accept him or be with him. Or his magic. As poor Merlin was majorly let down in the past by someone close to him over a magic reveal. It doesn’t help that Arthur seems to have a special connection to both Merlin AND his magic. ….. …<br />
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And what comes across as the realesty-real thing to me is how ..well.. awkward poor Merlin and Arthur’s sexual chemistry is. Plus how real the aftermath is. Do you ever read fics and think, gosh I wish I knew a bloke as eloquent and wordy as that after a shag? Yep! Me too! Well embrace the realness of this fic. <br />
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They wriggled down until they were lying on the bed, parallel to each other, and Merlin pulled at the bottom of Arthur's jumper, pulling it over his head. He tried to do the same with Arthur's polo shirt, but it was buttoned too high and caught on Arthur's nose, which prompted a pained sound and some very graceless fumbling as Merlin undid the button and eventually pulled the shirt free. He sat back on his knees and just looked, because this was how he'd first seen Arthur in the boathouse two terms ago, laughing with Lancelot but half-undressed in Merlin's mind's eye. His skin was golden, turned even more so by the lamplight from Arthur's dusky-shaded bedside light, and Merlin said, before he could help himself, </blockquote>
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So do you want some fit blokes? In lycra? Being all pally pally and homoerotic? Yep?! Me too. Plus want a great and REAL love story??! Yep me too! PLUS adorable boys being adorable and a bit stupid re love? YEP ME TOO! Which is why I loved this modern AU magic fic. And why I know you will too!<br />
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Be prepared for an avalanche of Britishisms. There’s a veritable boatload of terminology that I simply didn’t understand, but smiled and let myself flow with the cadence the same way I do when Emmy gets on a lovely rant. Even when I’m not sure what we’re talking about any more, it sounds so lovely that the emotion is clearly understood even when the words are not. I swiftly found even the narrative had developed an accent in my head, which is a sure sign of competent writing.<br />
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I never get enough of the self-deprecating acknowledgement of the irony the characters express when they discover they all bear the names of figures from Arthurian legend - this is no exception, and Merlin’s belief that Arthur must be fucking with him is the first sign of their sparks to come.<br />
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"Yes," apparently-actually-called-Arthur answered tightly. "Is that a problem?"<br />
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"Mate. Mate. Your name is Arthur? Jesus fucking Christ. I'm Lancelot," he said, holding his hand out.<br />
Arthur shook it as Merlin barrelled on, irrationally impolite but not really caring, because it was cold and he'd been up ludicrously early that morning to do some last-minute revision for a collection,<br />
"--and I'm Merlin," he said. "Welcome to training with what will no doubt be known for the next seven months as the Knights of the Round Table. Again. Thanks for that, really. We weren't doing fine on our own, Lancelot and I, what with the stupid names and the cruel parents and the odd serendipity of our making the Blue boat together last year."</blockquote>
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I’m in love with the smut, because it’s so very real. Though undeniably sexy because if its intensity, it’s also awkward, fumbling, and poorly timed. It felt authentic, which can be so rare.<br />
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Emmy said ‘rowing fic’ and I jumped. I mean, hello, fit blokes, muscles working hard, bodies glistening with sweat and on display in well fitted lycra uniforms. On top of that it’s Merthur and soooo easy to picture Bradley and Colin (especially new and improved muscular Colin!) in your mind’s eye. Yeah, I’m there. And there’s no need to have prior knowledge of rowing.<br />
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The secondary characters, Lancelot, Gwen, and Morgana, are all wonderful and serve different purposes in the story. Gwen is Merlin’s inner zen, Lancelot is comic relief, and Morgana offers insight into Arthur. There’s a particularly fun scene where Merlin and Morgana spend an afternoon together, getting drunk as they wait for a special event at her college.<br />
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I love how <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/syllic/pseuds/syllic">Syllic</a> wrote the boat race. You can hear the cadence of Merlin’s calls, and it’s absolutely as tense and exciting as a sporting event on tv. I could read this portion of the story over and over, it’s just that good.<br />
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I’m so very pleased to see <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> is back again with a new naughty installment of <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/441225/chapters/792312">The Gift: Chapter 7: Shadow Fall</a>. Where she has taken an astract interpretation of the white theme from last week, by focusing on the pale and the contrast. The icy white, crystalline skin of Rosalie features heavily in this filthy yet emotive more-some scene. Again you can either read this as a stand alone dose of dirty or catch up on the quick paced story so far.<br />
So we are almost at the end of her novella <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/406310/chapters/799018">Descent chapter 6: Covenant</a>! I have constantly been surprised with where <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> has taken this story. The latest chapter, <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/406310/chapters/799018">Descent chapter 6: Covenant</a> is NO exception! It has been so interesting to see both her Carlisle and Marcus evolve each chapter... I wonder what our final week will have in store?! <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts.... <br />
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What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;">If I already had the HPV vaccine, should I still have Pap smears this early and that often? (I'm 21:))</span></blockquote>
Yes. Yes. Yes! (No, Naughty Nurse Kimpy didn’t have a multiple unicorn just now.) The fact is that the HPV vaccine covers the most common types of Human Papilloma Virus, but it doesn’t protect against all of them; there are around 40 different types of HPV. 30% of all cervical cancer cases will <i>not</i> be prevented from the HPV vaccine, so it’s very important that you keep getting Pap smears.<br />
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My questions: is this sort of open relationship "normal"? How do I deal with my feelings of inadequacy this creates? Should I expect him to be monogamous? Is there anything I need to do to protect myself mentally and physically? None of our friends know about this so I don't have anyone to talk to and that can be overwhelming sometimes.</blockquote>
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According to Dr. Kinsey’s breakthrough sex research, 15-25% of women and 33-46% of men identify as being bisexual. While Kinsey’s data wasn’t without flaws, it’s the best source of information we have to draw from. Most studies tend to focus on either heterosexuals or homosexuals exclusively. Neither fully gay nor fully straight, bisexuals often feel at odds within either of those communities.<br />
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While you’ve referred to your partner as bisexual, which is a traditional term, I’m going to use it interchangeably with <i>polyamory</i>. As defined by poly101, polyamory is:<br />
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the non-possessive, honest, responsible and ethical
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You raised the pesky word <i>normal</i> in your question. It’s not Nurse Kimpy’s favorite, as you are most likely aware. Being in a polyamory relationship might be unusual, but as illustrated earlier, bisexuality/polyamory is on the spectrum of typical human sexual behavior. That being said, it’s not easy to find information on bisexual relationships. If you google bisexuality, you’re likely to find nothing more than a bunch of porn websites. Many people assume that bisexual means that you always have a three-way, and that’s simply not the case, which is another reason I prefer to focus on using the term polyamory. It’s more common in polyamory to have sexual encounters with either men or women, but not necessarily at the same time. There are many straight, gay, and bisexual people who choose to have a sexually active, monogamous relationship. There are also straight, gay, and bisexual people who have open relationships. While your open relationship might be out of the ordinary, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Remember, as long as sex is safe, consensual, and fun, it gets the Naughty Nurse Kimpy seal of approval.<br />
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The other point that Nurse Kimpy really wants to get across is that it says a lot about your character that you’re strong enough to commit to a partner who needs something more than you can provide on your own. That isn’t to say that you are somehow lacking, but you’re never going to be a man with a penis without some serious surgery first. Being in love with someone in a polyamorous relationship isn’t easy--there certainly aren’t any road maps or lists of rules about how this type of arrangement should work. You’re carving out uncharted territory, so much of what you do will simply have to be based upon your own feelings and intuition. The most important thing here is that no one gets to define your relationship besides the two--or three--of you. You have to do what makes the most sense for <i>you</i>, and no one has the right to judge your personal choices. Simply put, it’s none of their business. Period.<br />
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Nurse Kimpy is so pleased to know that you and your boyfriend created some important ground rules for your relationship--that is such an important thing to do. Because your sexual partner is a man who’s had sex with other men, it puts you at greater risk for a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Your insistence that he uses protection every time is wise, but Nurse Kimpy also encourages both of you to get tested for STIs every six months, to ensure that you’re truly safe. Should you expect him to be monogamous? That’s really your call. Can you accept an open relationship, similar to what you have now, in the long term? When you see yourself in the future, can you envision a future that might include more than one other person in the relationship? While you might not be having sex with your boyfriend’s other partner, their presence will still be there. If you take a deep look and decide that you cannot, then you need to make this clear to your partner up front. It does no one any good for you to attempt to commit to something that you aren’t sure you can live with. Nurse Kimpy asks you above all else to be honest with yourself; it’s the best way of avoiding hurt feelings and broken hearts.<br />
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How do you deal with any feelings of inadequacy? That’s a very good question. A lot depends upon how confident you are in the strength of your relationship. If you trust your partner, and feel confident in the love he has for you, you need to be willing to let him go temporarily, knowing he’ll come back to you. If you don’t yet have this level of trust, then it might be helpful for you to meet with a therapist who works with clients who have issues of a sexual nature. They could be very helpful in addressing these issues and helping you achieve some semblance of peace on the matter. They can also help you create strategies to protect yourself mentally and physically.<br />
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While it can be lonely and alienating to find yourself in a polyamorous relationship, it can also be extremely rewarding, too. Nurse Kimpy encourages you to reach out online; there are many communities where polyamorous individuals hang out. It’s amazing how freeing it can be to simply find a venue where you can share some of your thoughts or concerns. There’s actually a surprising number of polyamorous indivduals active in the twi fandom, many of them openly.<br />
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The lovely MsKathy--who wrote an incredible story on polyamory called <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4683393/1/The_Trip_Home">The Trip Home</a>--provided me with some wonderful online resources on polyamory:<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory">Polyamory</a>
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<a href="http://www.polyamory.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13626">How to deal with jealousy</a>: <i>This is a thread started by a monogamous man who has a poly partner and is asking the group for tips on how to manage his feelings of insecurity and jealousy. </i><br />
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<a href="http://www.xeromag.com/fvpolydialog.html">A Poly/Mono Dialog</a>: <span style="background-color: white; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This is a real dialog between a person who self-identifies as monogamous but whose partner is polyamorous, and the author of the article.</span></i></span><br />
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<a href="http://www.alternet.org/sex/149155/how_to_have_an_open_relationship/">How to Have an Open Relationship</a>: <i>A detailed article that tackles the nitty gritty of having an open relationship.</i><br />
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It really seems as though you’re asking all the right questions and doing all the right things to protect yourself, so you’ve done a lot of the hard work already. Good luck to you, and please feel free to let Nurse Kimpy know of any resources you find that she might be able to share with her readers.<br />
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<b>Corie -</b> I have to say I really really fell in love with this story. It had me laughing and crying and its so well written. <a href="http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/Author/11/jandco">jandco</a> really does an amazing job at capturing canon Edward, I fell in love with him all over again and this story reminded me almost 3 years later why I started reading fic. This story picks up in the ballet studio and a Edward sucks the venom from Bella’s wrist her blood turns out to be his antidote and Edward wakes up 3 days later human...What follows is beautiful and I just loved the journey it took me on
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<b>Nico -</b>Abstract Way gives us another addition as a Comic Con special so to speak. I love the truth behind this most recent update, the pain and love behind all that she bring out. Makes you just want to steal Edward from the pages more and more at his amazing ability to Woo. The lets not even mention his awesome sexy swoon worthy lovin, whew! :)
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<b>Corie -</b> I’m still on my complete fic kick and this was a sweet and endearing nerdward. I love the sweetness and beautiful love story that unfolds among the humor and life infused into this story.
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<b>Jen -</b> Quick and dirty smut!
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<b>Jen -</b> I really do want the boys in One Direction to be happy forever and ever, so I’m not really sure why my favorite stories about them tend to lean toward super angsty. The band fell to pieces a few years ago, due to Liam falling into a deep depression and Louis turning to alcohol. Louis is visiting London from his current home in the US, and wants to see Liam face to face for the first time in ages. They find their way back to one another, and also to the group. With lemons and FEELINGS.
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<b>Jen -</b> This thread is filled with every manner of smut starring Liam & Louis.
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<b>Jen -</b> <a href="http://sadtomatoff.livejournal.com/">sadtomatoff</a> added another vignette to the Harry-verse I put in the Lemon Report last week. Holy hotness, Batman!
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<b>Chele -</b> This is some of the hottest, forbidden, smut in the entire fandom. James Potter takes a job at Malfoy’s office, representing those recently arrested by the aurors. This leads to many a long day and late night, eventually combusting in a conflagration of flesh and guilt and love.
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<b>Jen -</b> While at first glance they didn’t care for one another, the ust between private detective Arthur and client Merlin is intense! They’ve figured out that they’re equally attracted to the other, and the sexy times begin.
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<b>Jen -</b> This is just beautifully written. Arthur seems to know how to calm Merlin, and Merlin knows how to draw strait-laced Arthur out. While perhaps an actual homeless person would not start trying to trust people so easily, the connection they share is genuine, and it’s a very hopeful piece.<br />
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<b>Emmy-</b> This truly is a beautiful story. The author has left us in a lovely place. With a future not set in stone but looking good. I love both Merlin and Arthur in this.
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<b>Jen -</b> I love love love this story. Even if you don’t care for genderswap, please do give it a try. It’s gorgeous and I drop everything to read the updates. Morgana entered the story recently, and she’s such a fun character. I’m constantly amazed at the different yet equally sexy ways author!anon writes lemons. </div>
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<b>Emmy-</b> Jen, you’ve convinced me to give it a go, with your weekly flailing! Its on my TBR after my thesis is in the bag! :)
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by <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/ingberry/pseuds/ingberry">Ingberry</a></div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> I really do love this slashy delight. I think it might be the most adorable fluffy without being saccharine slash story I have ever read. For all you Slash loving WussPervs out there, this is the perfect fic! I ADORE both Merlin and Arthur in this tale. I partic do love an oblivious!Arthur, and this is a particularly good one. And I want you all to read it so you can squee with me over things I cannot say here or I will spoil it! :) Plus it has a very hot fingering scene. :) </div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Emmy emailed first thing in the morning about this fic; I could <b>see</b> her flailing all the way from England. I dove right in and proceeded to smile so hard it hurt until I finished reading. Great banter and joking. Simply adorable, adorable Merlin and, as Em calls him, oblivious!Arthur. You'll love it!<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b> Jen n I were chatting about this fic this week, and realised we hadn’t recc’d it here for you lovelies yet. And we know just how much you love dirrrrty filthy smut. So here it is. As always with <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/tourdefierce/pseuds/tourdefierce">TourDeFierce</a> its beautifully written, emotional and raw. If you enjoy this one, you must check out her AMAZING fic, that we recc’d back on a special a while back, the <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/03/fandom-hopping-merlin-picture-maker.html">Picture Maker</a> </div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> And since I am slipping in some dirty fics, I just had to erm slide this one in... You’ll get the play on words when you read this dirty delight. Merlin gets something stuck. Arthur has to help him out of course! Just how much do you think he lends a hand? **winky winky**
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<b>Title:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7805628/1/Notes_On_The_Fridge">Notes on the Fridge</a><br />
<b>Author:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/LyricalKris">Lyricalkris</a><br />
<b>Chapters:</b> 21<br />
<b>Words:</b> 78.686<br />
<b>Reviews:</b> 822<br />
<b>Summary:</b> Roommates Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock had nothing in common save for one thing: they both knew what it was like to be the 'other' child. College is not just about discovering yourself but finding the people who will make you who you're meant to be.
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<a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmyymvlIi1qfhvvko1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmyymvlIi1qfhvvko1_500.jpg" width="209" /></a>Jasper and Emmett are roommates, and while they couldn’t be more different, things just work. Jasper is gay (something he comes to find out not long after school starts) and huge into the gaming/computing scene. Emmett is straight (or so he thinks) and is the life of the party. He’s charismatic and funny and everything you would expect in Emmett.<br />
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As they get to know each other, they share little intimate moments that are confusing and force them to come face to face with the reality of their situation and feelings. They share a very important bond (I won’t spoil it here), but it becomes exceedingly more important in the story and is the catalyst for things finally starting to shift and turn in their relationship.<br />
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There are sexy moments. There are rough, take no prisoners moments. There are lots and lots of laughs. But most of all, there is a deep friendship that will warm your heart and make you ache as they try to figure things out.<br />
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Edward, Alice, and Peter are critical players in this story, each playing a unique and pivotal role. Perhaps most important for Jasper, is Peter, gay and a fellow gamer. It’s with him that Jasper finally experiences all his firsts. Not gonna lie, I feel for Peter. He was sweet, patient, and willing to let Jasper lead as they broached new, uncharted territory.<br />
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"You're so fucking sexy, do you know that?" Peter muttered, his lips going to my throat. He was breathing just as hard as I was, but he dragged his teeth along my neck anyway.
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I whimpered a little, my throat once again too tight for words.
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He pulled me back hard against him, so that we were flush. Up against him like that, I could feel that he was having the same problem I was, except for him it didn't seem to be a problem. "What should I have told you when you said you think about me when you touch yourself? I think about you all the time, Jasper. God, I get so hard so quick just thinking of your sexy voice. And having you here, where I can feel you, and the way you touch me?" He bit down where my neck met my shoulders, not hard enough to bruise but hard enough that I gasped.
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"Peter," I said, my voice raw like I'd been screaming all night.
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He sucked at my skin and his hand dropped from my chest, trailing down my stomach. He raised his head, taking my lips again, and for minutes our only conversation was the sound of wet kisses - mouths and tongues working together. </blockquote>
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We’re at the point in the story now where Emmett is starting to put it all together and where Jasper is supporting him along the way. These boys have some rough moments, but damn if they aren’t too precious for words. When things eventually straighten out between them, sweet mercy, I’ll be sitting over here with a glass of wine and a ciggie grinning (or panting) like a fool.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyc16snUQ-vCXCMJmskgKCBARAAvx1oMWonpOuX_DhUXx7FQiYhiL7up7j3QRP0jTit4lOBcqZh4mLSB15kcTZ4idQJ2sbvf1YeSSxPWmv9XVjArmvkMW3LZWKsn5ype73uDcc5dAyuzzd/s1600/teal.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyc16snUQ-vCXCMJmskgKCBARAAvx1oMWonpOuX_DhUXx7FQiYhiL7up7j3QRP0jTit4lOBcqZh4mLSB15kcTZ4idQJ2sbvf1YeSSxPWmv9XVjArmvkMW3LZWKsn5ype73uDcc5dAyuzzd/s1600/teal.jpeg" /></a>Many moons ago, Chele opened my eyes to the amazyballsness of Emmett/Jasper slash, and ever since then, I’ve kept a special place in my heart/pants for this pairing. While I won’t turn my nose up at a good E/J fic, Emmett and Jasper make much more sense to me, given their relationship in canon. Point being, when I saw that <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/LyricalKris">Lyricalkris</a> had started an Em/J story, I was all over it.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAd6QU_0KvgbDHjyrkmoVECICUmR8LKkXDSbs98QnbDOzhjkgvhkZQ6o-jJSIcZaPAMUfnBccdaSR5fLcRvTou9pcayZ587nicVCZPZsleWWWyeRNRo5vn1iy5ow-jeeKR1qsRfjqRPJwo/s1600/Alex+Pettyfer+cool+(51).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAd6QU_0KvgbDHjyrkmoVECICUmR8LKkXDSbs98QnbDOzhjkgvhkZQ6o-jJSIcZaPAMUfnBccdaSR5fLcRvTou9pcayZ587nicVCZPZsleWWWyeRNRo5vn1iy5ow-jeeKR1qsRfjqRPJwo/s320/Alex+Pettyfer+cool+(51).jpg" width="320" /></a>This most certainly isn’t traditional slash, though there is no lack of sexual tension and hot pretty boy moments. At its heart, this is a story of two unlikely friends who bond first over the heartbreaking similarities of their siblings and their family life, and then grow to an integral part of one another’s life. They mature together, starting as college freshman, and the bits and pieces of that exciting time help them grow as individuals and begin to see themselves and others differently. First, Jasper comes to the realization that he’s gay, which is a journey all its own, and later Emmett faces his own discovery. Throw in some hot, confusing sexual encounters, and there’s never a dull moment in this fic.<br />
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I wanted to kiss him. Not the way I had before, but softly. Soft kisses. Slow, not-leading-to-anything kisses. A kiss just because that was the only way to express what I felt that moment he woke up with hooded, sleepy eyes and that little smile like I was his girl or something.
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One of my favorite things about <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/LyricalKris">Lyricalkris’</a> stories is the way she can write deep psychological insights into her characters (and ourselves, too, if I’m honest) at the same time as she writes angst, humor, UST, and hot lemons. <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7805628/1/Notes_On_The_Fridge">Notes on the Fridge</a> definitely hits all of those notes. Emmett and Jasper both experience revelations and ever-deepening understanding of themselves, not to mention experience the complete spectrum of human emotion.<br />
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I love that the central conflict of this story is not resolved in a short (and unrealistic) amount of time. <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/LyricalKris">Lyricalkris</a> takes leaps in time so that the climactic events are occurring in the boys’ fourth year at university. They’ve been through a lot as friends and roommates, and have tried to support one another when one of them goes through a crisis.<br />
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The angst ebs and flows in this story. It’s kind of like a roller coaster, you go up and down, and then hold your breath for that last, enormous drop. And yet if you’re not an angst lover, I still think you can read this without ending up rocking yourself in the corner.<br />
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So remember you STILL have another WEEK to get writing and get any entries in to me. As we have extended our Pervy Picspirations submission times for you! So there is no excuse now to not get writing for me! And as a wee brucey bonus, here are two new HOT pics on the of diamonds and pearls to inspire you TO WRITE FOR ME, FOR <b>ANY FANDOM!</b><br />
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Our joint contest with <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=2987"> TwiFicPics </a> each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2011/02/pervs-have-teamed-up-with-ladies-of.html">Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition</a>. Make sure you go look and ADOPT <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=13567">HERE</a>! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/04/pervy-picspiration-banner-challenge_28.html"> here</a><br />
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So this week? Time to shine bright. Shine white! Is it the contrast of dark tones with bright white? Or the shock of the pale? Perhaps its a crisp white sheet covering up what you want uncovered. Or a white towel teasing and tantalising? Or perhaps its hard action up against a hard white wall? Or maybe its as simple as innocent white tempting sin?But as always its about whatever these sexy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds contrasting or showing white do for you. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is <b>your</b> call! Completely up to you....<br />
What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br />
Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.<br />
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and <b>WRITE</b> anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!<br />
Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for <b>any fandom</b>... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration <i>take you</i> - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....<br />
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<b>While Naughty Nurse Kimpy is playing at Comic Con, she still wants to make sure that her readers have answers to their pressing questions! Welcome to week number two of the deets on keeping your kitty happy.</b><br />
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Dear Nurse - I just found this site today, and I must say, in the nonstop four hours of reading all the entries tagged ~naughtynurse, I have learned a LOT. Quick couple of questions, though - I masturbate a lot (yay for me, right?) but I'm pretty sure you'll be mad at me when I say I usually use things that aren't exactly.. billed as ʺtoys.ʺ Deodorant aerosol cans, round bottles of shampoo or conditioner (empty, usually), and the handles of hairbrushes are just some of the things I've found useful in their own ways. However, I'm worried I might have done myself an injury.. at the bottom of my vagina, the exit there is usually really stretchy, and I don't usually have problems, but about a week ago I used something that was a little too big - I'd used it before, no trouble, but I think I didn't stretch/prepare enough before. It felt great at the time, but the day after, my labia majora were INCREDIBLY swollen and irritated, and even just walking around was sore. It's only sore now if my undies press too hard, and the swelling has gone down, but I'm finding that my vagina is overcompensating for the irritation and slight dryness by producing a lot of heavy flow, which (unfortunately) smells really strongly. I'm using a feminine-area-specific deodorant (Femfresh) at the moment, to disguise it, and when I shower I clean well with natural soap, inside and out, but it doesn't really help. How can I best get rid of/cover this odour? Is there anything I can do to help myself heal faster down there? Also, where do you suggest I get cheap but effective sex toys (I'm in the UK. I've tried Ann Summers, but their selection is small.) Sorry for the long entry! You're awesome, I'll be recommending this blog to all of my friends.</blockquote>
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First of all, and Nurse Kimpy is going to say this very slowly and carefully: do NOT put things into your vagina that weren’t intended to go there! Your vaginal skin is sensitive and thin, and it’s very easy to cause damage, as you’ve experienced. You need to stick to putting hands, mouths and/or penises in there, or sex toys designed to be used in the vagina. In a previous post, a reader asked about using household items as a dildo (i.e., inserted into the vagina) and here’s what Kimpy had to say about it:<br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1BK5jb80oY/T_wws32ja1I/AAAAAAAADEc/TYVfD3tqH-o/s1600/cucumber1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1BK5jb80oY/T_wws32ja1I/AAAAAAAADEc/TYVfD3tqH-o/s200/cucumber1.jpeg" width="199" /></a>As far as using household items as a dildo, Naughty Nurse Kimpy strongly urges you not to put such items into your vagina. They can be dirty, and could then be the source of an infection, and they can also cause you physical harm. Using things like electric toothbrushes as a vibrator is one thing; it stays outside of your vagina, so it can’t do any real harm. Putting them inside of you is something altogether different, and you shouldn’t do it. The same goes for using things like cucumbers or other vegetables. Don’t. Just, don’t. Please.</blockquote>
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Here are a couple of suggestions for reliable, inexpensive sex toys in the UK. <a href="http://www.lovehoney.com/?gclid=CNbG66XigLECFYS6Kgod93Wv0g">Lovehoney</a>
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Now, there’s the issue of the fact that you’re experiencing a discharge that happens to be foul smelling. Because of your history of using non-toy objects as masturbation fodder, Nurse Kimpy is going out on a limb here (please note the sarcasm in her words) and will suggest that you probably have a vaginal infection. Please do not try to cover up the odor, but rather get thee to a gynecologist STAT! When a vagina’s discharge takes on an offensive odor, it’s nearly always the result of an infection. <br />
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It’s also never a good idea to use things like douches or feminine deodorants for vaginal discharges or smells, because these can be irritating to vaginal skin and they can also monkey around with vaginal pH. Vaginas are acidic which is one of the body’s ways of keeping it free of infection--most bugs don’t like to live in an acidic environment. When you use douches and/or feminine deodorants, you’re circumventing nature’s own protection mechanism. In fact, you’re more likely to <i>cause</i> an infection by douching rather than resolve one. Instead, you can do your vagina all kinds of good by including cranberry juice and/or yogurt in your diet to maintain a healthy vaginal pH.<br />
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For more information on that topic, please read this previous post: <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/search/label/cooter%20juices%20and%20smells">Cooter Juices and Smells</a>.<br />
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I read that soaps can affect the pH of my vagina. What kind of soap won't do any harm? I found out about this body wash that advertises a 5.5pH. What's the deal with pH anyway? Can shave gel affect the pH of my vagina? Do I need to use a certain kind of shave gel when I shave down there? </blockquote>
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The deal about vaginal pH was covered a bit in the previous question, so Naughty Nurse Kimpy asks you to review that information before we dive into your specific questions.<br />
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Your goal should always be to maintain your vagina’s acidic pH, which runs around 3.8-4.5. This ensures that your vagina can keep itself clean and healthy, naturally. Most experts recommend using only water to clean your vagina/vulva, but in reality, most women don’t feel comfortable with using nothing. So, if you must use soap, use something extremely gentle. Dove makes a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dove-Sensitive-Unscented-Ounce-Count/dp/B005HO0AR2">sensitive skin formula</a> that is a great, easy-to-find, affordable option. Another cleanser that Naughty Nurse Kimpy yammers on about is Cetaphil. It’s so gentle and soothing, perfect for washing the delicate, sensitive skin of your lady bits. Just remember to use the dry skin formulation, not the one for normal/oily skin. It comes in both a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cetaphil-Gentle-Cleanser-16-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001ET76EY/ref=sr_1_1?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1341863384&sr=1-1&keywords=cetaphil">liquid</a> or <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cetaphil-Gentle-Cleansing-4-5-Ounce-Pack/dp/B001I45ZFC/ref=sr_1_7?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1341863436&sr=1-7&keywords=cetaphil">bar soap</a> option. Gentle baby cleansers are great, too, like <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Aveeno-Soothing-Relief-Fragrance-8-Ounce/dp/B001E96O6K">Aveeno Baby Soothing Relief</a>.
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As far as a shave gel, again, you want to always try to find something that’s extremely gentle and will help maintain vaginal pH. Naughty Nurse Kimpy needs to emphasize that if you’re particularly bent on trying to keep your kitty happy, you would forgo shaving all together. If that’s simply not an option, go for the most gentle type of shaving cream you can find; most manufacturers have sensitive skin versions available. When you’re done shaving, you can clean everything up with the gentle soap you selected from the list above.<br />
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Hi, I want to commend you again on your fabulous site. Anyway, I hope you will be able to answer my question and its regarding shaving, down there...Like is there a 'proper' way of doing it?And not even specifically down there, I’ve wanted to shave my legs for a time now but I’m so afraid! Please help!</blockquote>
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I know you have answered many questions about shaving and waxing but I have one more. When I shave it gets really itchy, is there something I can do to prevent and/or lessen the itch?</blockquote>
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The lovely Bri did a post for us on the ins and outs of <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/search/label/bare%20kitties">bare kitties</a>. You can find everything you ever wanted to know about shaving, exfoliating, and ingrown hairs there. If, for some reason, you still have follow up questions, drop me a line.<br />
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<b>Corie -</b> I have been on a completed classic fic kick this week and I have had this on my TBR list I think for as long as I’ve been reading twific. It’s just a great fun twist on twilight fanfiction. Bella, Edward and the gang are witches in this one and the amount of care put in the plot and characters makes this story so well done. I really had the best time with the lore and twists and relationship between Edward and Bella. <div>
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<b>Teal -</b> It would be a shame if I missed the chance to hop in here and say how much I loved this fic. The story was unique and exciting, and overall, it was an unpredictable, great read. With tons of amazing UST. Guh. </div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> This was a full recc on the pack back in the day. And I still love it. Its such a good story. So well written and inventive!
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<b>Corie -</b> This is such a bittersweet rec for me since it will be my last time putting it on the Lemon Report because it finished this week. I adored this story I can’t say that enough before this story I was never a pack girl as I enjoy my Bella and Edward together. This was a whole new look for me and now Leah and Nahuel are a favorite pairing as well. The depth and love put in the characters is wonderful and the plot was exciting and really kept me engaged each and every chapter. If you want to try something new maybe something out of your box, I highly recommend this story. </div>
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<b>Jen -</b> I haven’t gotten to read the epi yet but I can’t wait! And yet, I’ll miss getting new chapters. Fabulous story.
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<b>Teal -</b> Gah! The cuteness of these two. I love every single word of this ficlet and its predecessor. I just can’t stop the giggle fest at them wanting to have fights just so they can have make up sex. Hehe!
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<b>Teal -</b> Ohhhhh, I’m so sad this is over, but how sweet it all turned out to be! I’m amazed at <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2011481/Livie79">Livie79</a>’s ability to make such a hateable Edward and manage to transform him into one of the sweetest, sexiest characters I’ve read in a while. I’ll miss this fic, and it’s emotionally charged lemons!<br />
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<b>Nico -</b> I was so happy to see Edward never giving up, and Teal said it so well, the way he turned around was just so sexy! :) </div>
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<b>Corie -</b> Oh I’m so sad to see this one go but I loved it so. It really is a classic and original story. Teal said it best.
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<b>Nico -</b> There are so many reasons why I love this story and the last chapter was just delicious in so many ways that just adds on to that. I’ve never wanted to have my shower curtain shredded so much. :) </div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> I love this story so much. Such a clever premise and such wonderful writing!!</div>
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<b>Nico -</b> If someone could promise me this Edward as my roommate I would reconsider the whole “never want to have a roomate ever again” statement. He’s mature, has a great career, knows what he likes and takes it. Whew that’s got me fanning myself just thinking about it. :)
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<b>Corie -</b> I have to say this is by far one of the most intense and best times I’ve had reading a fic in a LOOOOONG time. I can’t even put into words how fantastically sexy and well written this story is. The connection between Edward and Bella drew me in and the mystery and characterizations kept me reading. </div>
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<b>Emmy</b> This is another former recc and again the quality is just superb. Such a sexy mystery, with such wonderfully taut storytelling.
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<b>Corie -</b> I was looking for a quick fun read the other day and stumbled across this story and fell in love. It’s quirky and funny but oh so heart breaking at the same time. I really loved it.
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1939550/SassyK">SassyK</a></div>
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<b>Jen -</b> The Pervs recc’d this story a bit ago and things are hotter than ever. Edward gives in to something he’s denied himself for so very long. Unf!
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7341856/17/">This Heart Renewed</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3194884/orchidmoon22">orchidmoon22</a></div>
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<b>Jen -</b> This is such a sweet story, but damn, things just got spicy!
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7638708/4/">Ink Temptation</a></div>
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by <a href="ahttp://www.fanfiction.net/u/1955967/bmango">bmango</a></div>
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Twilight, AH, Complete, Peter/Jasper</div>
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<b>Jen -</b> A very hot little four part fic, about Senator Peter and hot tattoo artist Jasper. Yum.
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by <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/Heavenly_Bodies/pseuds/Heavenly_Bodies">Heavenly Bodies</a></div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> Anyone seen all those pics of gorgeously sweaty Bradley filming Season5? Well you need this fic then! Poor Merin has a kink for Arthur’s armour. Add sweat in to the mix and he’s completely lost. Fabby, smutty, yummy fic.
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<b>Emmy</b> - I love this fic. Arthur is completely and utterly straight. Never a question about his sexuality. Nope. Non. But then Merlin hits him like a freight train. And he doesn’t recover. He should be trying to cop off with the bird he pulled. But instead is drawn to Merlin.... Yummy but quite angsty at times. Perfectly done! Perfect!
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<b>Emmy -</b> I do love a good wanking fic. Who doesn’t? Arthur is mesmerised watching Merlin’s nimble fingers and flexible hands all oiled up and put to work. So he has to put them to different work! This is a smutty but stil beautiful fic from the author of our fabulous last <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/06/magical-meanderings-stumble-through.html?zx=cd6dbae24c2663f7">magical meanderings</a> pick! YUM.
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<b>Jen -</b> I continue to flail every single time this is in my inbox. The writing is gorgeous (it’s a historical fic) and the entire thing is simply magical. I adore this Merlin and Arthur. The sexy times are just perfectly written for them and for the era the story takes place in, and are hotter than hell.
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<b>Emmy -</b> This is heartbreaky and real and so ruddy ruddy brilliant! I just love it! I hadn’t read it in a while, but it still gets me. Just so so good. Plus I love Merlin as an artist. It just works so well. </div>
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<b>Jen -</b> Yes- Merlin as an artist is one of my faves! I love that both of them were really living lies, and neither would acknowledge it until push came to shove. Angsty and sexy.
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<b>Emmy -</b> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/sapphirescribe/pseuds/sapphirescribe">Sapphirescribe</a> recc’d this to me. She has set herself the task of finding me fics I haven’t read before! Its quite a challenge! Thankfully she gave me this gem, and although I FLOVE <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/tourdefierce/pseuds/tourdefierce">TourdeFierce</a> I hadn’t read this delight. Its flangst of the highest degree. So sweet and tender at times with her classic edge at others. Beautiful. </div>
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<b>Jen -</b> <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/tourdefierce/pseuds/tourdefierce">TourdeFierce</a> is such a versatile writer- some of her fics make me crack up, while something like this one is just so tender and sweet. One thing they have in common: all are hot. Merlin’s relationship with young Wart is just so lovely. Arthur makes himself vulnerable and less of a clotpole, which is also fabulous to see. And when both Arthur and Merlin are honest about their deepest wishes, things get super sexy. Just a gorgeous story.
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<b>Jen -</b> I loooove the set up of this ficlet. Gwaine checks Merlin out in the locker room and learns that he shaves his balls. Arthur is interested in this shared revelation. The boys work this knowledge to their advantage and everyone gets off. So hot. </div>
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<b>Emmy -</b> If you like Gwaine in this ace fic then you should read our <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/07/going-deep-merlin-gwaine.html">Gwaine Special</a>.
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<b>Jen -</b> As you may have noticed, Harry & Louis are cheeky buggers. In this o/s, Louis & Harry proceed to drive Niall crazy with their dirty talk. It turns into a game, and the other lads are gradually drawn in. Smutty dirty times ensue. Bonus: Liam is unintentionally hilarious, and so dang earnest. Love.
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<b>Jen -</b> Loved this! Liam has what is hopefully temporary amnesia. He doesn’t remember the last two years of his life- no X Factor, no One Direction, no tour. The boys all take such good care of him- they’re gentle and sweet, letting the memories come back to him and not overwhelming him with information. He starts feeling that there’s something different between Zayn and himself, but he’s cautious and doesn’t want to risk asking. It’s so wonderful when he gets his memories back, and he and Zayn have their own private celebration *wink-wink*
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<b>Jen -</b> So, I haven’t read any het 1D at all, but I read any and all stories the fabulous <a href="http://sadtomatoff.livejournal.com/">sadtomatoff</a> writes. It was a little weird at first reading Harry flirting with a woman. But, BUT... you need to read it. It’s seriously hot, and I love her characterisation of Harry as well as the OC. </div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;">Gwaine.</span></i></b></div>
He’s roguish, rowdy, can flip his hair like a mofo, and knows every boy and girl in every tavern from Camelot to Ealdor. The perfect combination of devilishness and honorable, his many charms make him easy to ship with just about everyone, and so... we do. Well, mostly the boys.<br />
It also doesn’t hurt our feelings that the actor who plays him(<a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/eoincmacken">Eoin Macken</a>) indulges his Twitter followers with drunken rants, homoerotic teases, and deep thoughts. Sometimes it seems he may be an even bigger Gwaine fan than we are.<br />
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So, yes, we’re all a bit starry-eyed for Gwaine, and thought we’d take this chance to shine a spotlight on our rugged and intense knight in shining armour. We’ve even recruited resident expert<a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/tuesdaymidnight"> Tuesdaymidnight</a> to share some of her favorites, and lead us down the path of debauchery that is Merlin fanfiction.<br />
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<a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qzzuTNd90byD46xRjX5fsquNQSOKeM27UkSgwYli1SzUK-M18IFL10zQ4tkG6wDE9k57BDAF4LL9GhbWSf2ZWmG5Achnv-QZz8eJ_T4dqcWW_GXTrVI" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223px;" id="internal-source-marker_0.5101004448135197" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qzzuTNd90byD46xRjX5fsquNQSOKeM27UkSgwYli1SzUK-M18IFL10zQ4tkG6wDE9k57BDAF4LL9GhbWSf2ZWmG5Achnv-QZz8eJ_T4dqcWW_GXTrVI" width="401px;" /></a>Let’s start with the obvious choice, Gwaine and Merlin. The truest of love. One is tough and jaded, the other young and seemingly innocent, yet both have an undercurrent of wisdom and experience, the depths of which are fathomless. There’s so much potential between these two in canon, that it’s no surprise that the fanon fields are fit for plowing.<br />
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<u><b>Shall we begin with Bawdy, Tender Gwaine, Sweet, Innocent Merlin?</b></u><br />
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This canon missing moment made me swoon at its tenderness and gasp at the beautiful eroticism. Gwaine is leaving Camelot at Uther’s insistence, and Merlin attempts to convince him to stay with the promise of bare skin and soul. Merlin is bold and wide-eyed innocence, and Gwaine is rugged outsider, but they are both made of ache for each other. Though the author warns of shameless plot, there is unrepentant story woven into every touch of skin. ~Chele<br />
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<a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/NCPHUBdbtX4WIWk28vWyHOzpCsCHLiu18wnxNG_VqJCtdYFQHrhBkWQEMOxwvnH7EcoOUtvr5X1AnskbY9UlTkHUjJ7I3-zYgILeOBFPZMKgvWMcLpw" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="123" id="internal-source-marker_0.5101004448135197" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/NCPHUBdbtX4WIWk28vWyHOzpCsCHLiu18wnxNG_VqJCtdYFQHrhBkWQEMOxwvnH7EcoOUtvr5X1AnskbY9UlTkHUjJ7I3-zYgILeOBFPZMKgvWMcLpw" width="200" /></a>This one is a simple and gorgeous missing scene at the end of Gwaine's introductory episode. Merlin is awkward and inexperienced and Gwaine is the flirtatious Casanova (at one point Merlin calls him out on his oozing charm: "You're like that with everyone. Even Gaius."). The author claims it's just porn, but there is an ache and a wanting to it that leaves your heart a bit clenchy. This is one of the first Gwaine fics that appeared in the fandom, and a lot of tropes originate with it, so it’s definitely a must read. ~TM<br />
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<a href="http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss94/pulpedfictions/frontispiecerough1-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="214" src="http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss94/pulpedfictions/frontispiecerough1-1.jpg" width="320" /></a>This. This is THE story that brought me out of my Merthur haze and into the all-things-Gwaine abyss from which I have never recovered. This story is my head canon for the entire show. It’s an epic, plot-filled fic that starts the way so many episodes of Merlin do. Arthur is enchanted and the only cure requires an ingredient that only grows in one place, so Merlin and Gwaine embark together to retrieve it, and things spiral out of control from there. The best thing about this fic is that you get the rare chance to see Gwaine and Merlin’s relationship grow over time. Not to mention, the story is compelling, all the characters are well-developed, and the writing is fantastic. I really can’t say enough good things about this fic. ~TM<br />
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I don’t know how much more I can add to what Tuesdaymidnight wrote above. This was my first Gwerlin, recc’d to me by Chele. You won’t be able to do anything else until you finish reading it. It’s absolutely epic and captivating. Absolutely gorgeous. ~Jen<br />
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If you read no other Gwaine fic, and only dare tempt yourself with one.... you can read this and know all of the depths and heights a soul can reach. It is beautiful, both in its pacing and its wholeness. In short, perfection. ~Chele<br />
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This canon era fic is short but sweet and the language the author uses is absolutely lovely. (Plus, there's a bonus appearance of Lancelot in this one, which always makes me happy.) Merlin is insecure and unsure of himself or what he wants, but luckily Gwaine knows exactly what to say and do. Gwaine is full of reassurance and endearments, and ultimately this fic is just really tender. ~TM<br />
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A little bit of poetic prose about a boy who is all angles, and a man whose wit is sharp as a blade. Merlin’s insecurity and self doubt heightens the awesomeness of having Gwaine on his knees. I particularly love that both Merlin and Gwaine begin this tale mutually admiring the forms of Arthur and Lancelot. With so much hotness around, it would feel false if they only had eyes for each other. This little tidbit of erotic realism completely hits it home. ~Chele<br />
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This has everything we love about Gwaine- cocky, suave, and seductive yet so very sweet to Merlin. Gwaine may be an arse at times, both canon and not, but it’s always clear that he genuinely cares about Merlin. ~ Jen<br />
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This is one of my favorite modern AUs of this pairing. Gwaine and Merlin are in high school. Merlin in the new kid - straight A student, complete pothead, and Gwaine is the slacker seller. Gwaine soon finds that he actually enjoys Merlin’s company as more than a mere client-seller relationship and they start to become friends. Their relationship is a slow burn (no pun intended), and you fall for the characters, understand their struggles, and really just want things to work out between them. Bonus points for awesome secondary characters. ~TM<br />
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There were so many fab fics in the high school Merlin fest, and this is definitely one of my faves. Both Merlin & Gwaine are absolutely loveable. If they don’t have you wrapped around their fingers, I’m not sure I can be friends with you. So lovely to see their relationship develop. -Jen<br />
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I found these characters achingly honest. There is such a strong pull between Gwain and Merlin and yet it takes quite a bit for their inhibitions to lower, and their intimate friendship to truly mature into the romance and intensity that is apparent from the start. I love the matter-of-fact portrayal of Gwaine’s job, and the small tidbits that are thrown in that make it feel real and kept me hooked. Excellent story. ~Chele<br />
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Three Oh-Hell-Yes cheers for some genuine, intentional polyamory. There is wicked debauched double penetration, but it’s done with such love and tenderness that it makes my heart a little bit sore. Everyone is in character, if a little bit mature, which makes the unabashed porn that much hotter. ~Chele<br />
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Ooh yes I do love a good fuck-or-epic-eternal-shite-happens fic! TM is spot on. Love this fic ~Emmy<br />
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Yes, yes, YES! There’s not really much fuck-or-die fic in Twilight, but damn does the Merlin fandom do it right. So good, so dirty. ~Jen<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/402195">Arancia Rossa di Sicilia </a>by <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/cheese/pseuds/cheese">Cheese</a></span></div>
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I’m not even sure how to describe this fic. Gorgeously written, the tension is thick, it’s like you can actually see the fog of it in the scene the author has set. Lots of hurt and longing and oh who are you kidding Arthur- you can’t resist Gwaine. -Jen<br />
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This is a Gwaine/Lancelot fic (with some background Merthur). There is pining, lustfullness and UST by the shedload in this fic!! Gwaine has always wanted noble, kind and sexy bugger Lancelot. But they are firmly in the ‘mates’ zone. How the feck is he going to manage to control himself when he can hear Merlin and Arthur getting it on? How can he resist the beauty and strength of Lance when he’s so close, he can feel his heat. Feel him. And boy does he want him. Killer chemistry in this fic and a thoughtful Gwaine trying to lock away his feelings. Oh and electric sex! :) ~Emmy<br />
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There really needs to be more of this pairing. (Well, there just needs to be more knight!fic in general. *bats eyelashes* Pretty please?) I may have a bit of a voyeurism kink (we’re hitting all my kinks today), so this fic had me from the beginning. Knights around the campfire, overhearing Merlin and Arthur get it on in their tent? Yes and please. Did I mention there’s some dirty talk in there, too? There’s more to this fic than that, though. You find out that Gwaine has been pining for Lancelot for a long time, so when he gets what he wants, well, it’s explosive. -TM<br />
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Everything LolaFeist writes is perfect smutty goodness. Here’s three o/s which take place in the same universe. Gwaine/Arthur/Merlin for when you just need some hot threeway smut. Unf. - Jen<br />
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So, it’s no secret that I have a watersports kink. Add in a Gwaine/Merlin/Arthur threesome and you sort of have my ideal kink!fic. In this one, Gwaine’s motto is “You’ve got to try everything once,” and even if you’re not into watersports, this one is worth a try. You get to know the characters first - kinky, open-to-anything-and-everything Gwaine, curious-but-a-little-restrained Arthur, and easy-going Merlin, with whom both Arthur and Gwaine have the occasional hookup. There aren’t messy feelings getting in the way. It’s a story of exploring unconventional desires, and oh yeah, did I mention it’s really damn hot??? ~TM<br />
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Words fail me on this one. Just read it. GWAINE IN A CORSET AND HEELS. This presses my kink buttons in the BEST POSSIBLE WAYS. I will say that one of the reasons why I love junkshop_disco's fics so much is because she gives so much depth to her characters. Even in something that is basically porn, you get a feeling for who Gwaine and Merlin are as people and a sense of their relationship, and that just makes the porn even hotter. -TM<br />
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<b>IMPORTANT NEWS!</b> We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get <b>TWO WEEKS</b> to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more <strikethrough>porn</strikethrough> visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...<br />
So we got lots of precious gifts last week!<br />
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RUDDY Hell!!!! <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> has been a busy busy beaver for us! TWO tasty delights this week!! YEP TWO! <br />
So! First up is a new one to us! In <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/441225/chapters/752810">The Gift: Chapter 6: Unashamed</a> she has used the theme of jewels beautifully! Be prepared for a fuck fest! With a melange of our twi faves! Dirty, dirty fun! This is in chapter 6, but it won’t take long to read the first 5 chapters to be fully au fait! But you can also just read this as a naughty taster!<br />
So fic two from her! I am loving where she has taken Descent with her latest update <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/406310/chapters/767049">Descent chapter 5: The Chain</a>. This time a diamond chain features heavily and I did not expect the fabby direction <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> has taken us in! CANNOT WAIT now for the next instalment!<a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/bluedragoninamber/pseuds/bluedragoninamber">bluedragoninamber</a> is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts.... <br />
Additionally, CL82 has written us a Bella/Edward smutty delight with an edge in the <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/06/emmy-wants-your-words_29.html?m=1">comments to last weeks post</a>. No word yet on whether we have a place where we can find any other writing! But here’s hoping there is more somewhere!<br />
Our joint contest with <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=2987">TwiFicPics</a> each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2011/02/pervs-have-teamed-up-with-ladies-of.html">Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition</a>. Make sure you go look and ADOPT <a href="http://twificpics.com/?p=13567">HERE</a>! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was <a href="http://www.pervpackssmutshack.com/2012/04/pervy-picspiration-banner-challenge_28.html"> here</a>NEW Challenge coming VERY soon! Keep your peepers peeled!<br />
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So this week? Time to shine bright. Shine white! Is it the contrast of dark tones with bright white? Or the shock of the pale? Perhaps its a crisp white sheet covering up what you want uncovered. Or a white towel teasing and tantalising? Or perhaps its hard action up against a hard white wall? Or maybe its as simple as innocent white tempting sin?But as always its about whatever these sexy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds contrasting or showing white do for you. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is <b>your</b> call! Completely up to you....<br />
What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? Avengers? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? <b>NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!</b> We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....<br />
Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.<br />
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SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and <b>WRITE</b> anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!<br />
Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for <b>any fandom</b>... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration <i>take you</i> - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....<br />
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<b>We’ve reached the season when many of us start to have cooter issues, due to: A) hot, humid summer weather, and B) baring it all in summer clothing, which means at the very least shaving the bikini line. The sultry weather can causes all types of rashes, skin irritations, and just plain discomfort. Never fear, however, Naughty Nurse Kimpy has some solutions and suggestions to keep your cooters happy and, hopefully, hairless. For the next two weeks, we’re going to focus exclusively on making happy kitties. (Not to be confused with Hello Kitties. js, js.)</b><br />
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Here we go. Rashes, crotch dandruff and yeast infections. I think I have this lovely trifecta. The doc keeps telling me, topical cream and keep dry. Yeah right. 7 years I have had this problem. I think its because I stupidly used Veet on my nether regions and once I felt the burning and washed off then read the box, well damn, that is not what the product was made for. I am trying to go more natural CURE, not cover ups, but using temporary fixes to deal with the scratching, the pealing and the bleeding. I saw my niece have a similar issue as an infant where the outer lips skin would breakout bleeding. Her doc said yeast infection and diaper rash. It happens to me after scratching as that seems to be the only relief. But I think I scratch myself raw because layers of skin come off under my nails. I mean A LOT. I looked for holistic/natural remedies and most I have tried except a new one of bathing/soaking in 1 cup of vinegar in the bath. This is a dilemma as I don't have a tub. So I bought a big tupperware storage bucket thing and use that (I look ridiculous, like bathing in a horse trough). <br />
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First of all, there’s the fact that this all started seven years ago when you used Veet. While Nurse Kimpy wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s the root cause of your problem, it is likely a contributing factor that set you up for this awful cycle of rashes, itching, and pain. So, in the future? You’re probably one of those people whose skin is so sensitive that you won’t be able to maintain a bare kitty.<br />
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Second, it sounds like you’ve been seeing either a gynecologist or general practice physician. After seven years of suffering, Nurse Kimpy highly recommends that you see a dermatologist, someone who is specially trained on treating myriad skin conditions. You can tell them all the different things you’ve tried, and how badly each one has failed to help you get rid of your rashes and itching.<br />
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Third, Nurse Kimpy suggests trying a few different things to see if they help. There is a wonderful, extremely gentle cleanser called <a href="http://www.cetaphil.com/products/gentle-skin-cleanser">Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser</a>. There are a couple of different formulations, and you want the one that’s for dry skin--not the normal/oily version. You can find it at any drugstore or Target. There’s another product in the Cetaphil line called <a href="http://www.cetaphil.com/products/restoraderm-body-wash">Restoraderm Body Wash</a> that might offer you some relief, too. Give the new cleanser a good 7-14 days to see if you notice any improvements. Don’t add or subtract anything else--if you do, it could make it difficult to discern if the new product is helping or not. Of course, if you try this and it makes the problem worse, stop using it right away. Our goal is improvement, not more of the same. <br />
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For your intense itching, you can try an experiment with something like <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Benadryl-Topical-Stopping-Original-Strength/dp/B001ECQ78W">Benadryl Cream</a> to see if that helps. Try a patch test first, where you put a dab of the cream in the affected area. Keep a close eye on the patch to see if the rash/itching improves.<br />
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Finally, at your next physical, ask your doctor for two things. First, a blood test can be done to see what your blood glucose levels are. Some women can have issues with recurrent infections when they are diabetic--it’s possible that you are presently in a pre-diabetic state. Second, you should investigate whether or not you might have some type of autoimmune disease. The fact that you’re having such a difficult time getting rid of your rashes could mean that your immune system isn’t working properly.<br />
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Nurse Kimpy gives you a big hug and wishes you much luck with your problem. Please follow up with her if you need any additional help.<br />
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Here is a helpful video by <a href="http://lacigreen.tumblr.com/">Laci Green</a> about the how and why (or why not) of cleaning your lady bits.<br />
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<b>Corie -</b> HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I about died reading this story. It's one of the hottest dirty Edwards around and he owns a sex shop should I even keep talking? Yes ok. Bella has been stalking Edwards Adult Book Store for months and then one night she has the balls to go in and that is when I DIED lol. Seriously fun, dirty, sex filled quick fic. So well done and complete!<br />
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<b>Nico -</b> This is on my list to read and now after reading Corie’s comments I am even more excited to jump in then I already was. :)<br />
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<b>Teal -</b> Ermehgerd! Technically there was more implied smut than the real deal, but I <i>had to</i> mention this update. Soooo sweet!!!! I’m glad these two are getting their shit together and on their way to happily ever after.<br />
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<b>Teal -</b> Aww, there’s nothing like a wedding bring out the romance. Leah in a backless dress, all dolled up? I’d be waiting all night to hit that too ;)<br />
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<b>Nico -</b> Savage does it again by sucking me in. It’s complete and that last chapter packs some serious punches in all sorts of ways. ;)<br />
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<b>Nico -</b> I really enjoy a story that pulls me in, gets me going and then finishes up in a great way. Edward is sweet, Bella confident and willing to push Edward past his comfort zones, but all in the best of ways. :)<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b> It takes something special to tempt me back to Twi. And well this was it! A fic I had <b>LONG</b> given up for dead and abandoned was updated!!!! What a lovely shocker that was. A great update. And great progress for hostage in hiding Marie and her fake fiancee (but real love) Edward! Yay!<br />
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<b> Chele -</b> Dude... This isn’t abandoned?! Long live Twi-fic!!!!<br />
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<b>Chele -</b> The ban on deathers having wands has just been lifted, and Draco wanders into Ollivander's in search of a replacement for the one he lost in the war. The wand chooses the wizard, as they say... and this wand, a uniquely shaped wand indeed, has chosen Draco. Hilarity and smut. That was so much fun to read. <br />
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<b>Chele -</b> That’s right. For those of you who didn’t get enough last week, I’ve got more Harry/Draco/Severus Threeway! This one is a bit less light-hearted, as all parties are very much in character. Severus is broody and intense, and I love the way they all interact with one another. The personality dynamics are perfect. This story is pushing this threesome to the top of my list. Unf.<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b>I love this fic. Merlin returns after being banished for magic. In the ‘chat’ that follows, Arthur tries to get Merlin to take <i>them</i> seriously, and ends up insulting them in the process. So it looks like sex and love is off the table, or is it? My description really doesn’t do it justie. Its a lovely mix of magic, and love, and desire, and love, and fear and hope and love! Lovely!<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b>I have all the feels for Brolin at the mo. So I reread this this week. As I needed more Brolin in my life. Smutty, yummy delight that it is. Oh those boys.... gah. Endless scrummy kissing. LOTS of teasing. And jaysus! Dirrrrrrrrrty talking Bradders FTW!<br />
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<b>Emmy -</b> Yep I really did list a fic that is not just Merthur?! Shocker eh? But <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/users/Fr333bird/pseuds/Fr333bird">Fr333bird</a> had assured it would be ok. And it was verrah hot!!! Lovely MAGICMADETHEMDOIT! fic. Not a proper Poly fic, but deffo threesome action until Merlin manages to calm Arthur down (with his cock!). **grins**<br />
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<b> Chele -</b> I happen to think that all threesomes are magical, but this one literally is. <br />
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Independence Day..... We’re not all Americans, but we couldn’t think of a better time to share a few of our favorite fics with military characters or themes. You may have seen some of these before, and others are new, but we hope they get you in the holiday spirit...even the non traditional selections. Have a safe, sexy, and fun 4th of July, pervlings!<br />
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I can’t mention soldiers without thinking of my favorite Transformers fic! They’re fighting to protect our country...and having hot, kinky sexy while in their holoforms. Slashy goodness galore!
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Sexy soldier Jasper, and his intense, heartbreaking love with Bella. I adore everything about this story, even the parts that hurt so much. They both made their choices to be together because how could they not? He doesn’t really get a choice when duty calls him away, and they have to learn to live apart, and often in fear of never reuniting....but in the end, it’s all love. It always was.
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This fic deals with the aftermath the Civil War and what it can do to the soul of a man. We meet a shell of Edward who has just returned from battle and then is thrusted in a situation where he has to deliver his neighbors baby. Miss Isabella Swan has just watched her husband die and had to protect herself and her son, and unborn child when she goes into labor. This traumatic situation binds these people together as they try and navigate their new lives. The author does a beautiful job with the prose and I can’t talk enough about how much I love this Edward. He is a man, through and through and it's a beautiful story about how he and she heal each other through love.
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1971788/FictionFreak95">FictionFreak95</a></div>
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I will try and keep my shouting about how much I love this story to a minimum...I seriously LOVE this story. We have Sergent Cullen coming home for the first time to Napa Valley when he receives a call that his father has fallen gravely ill. What he finds there was not only something he wasn’t looking for it was something he was actively running from. This is a beautiful tale of love in all forms, friends, family and how complicated we can make it. The intensity and playfulness of the relationship between Edward and Bella his Pie girl is unmatched in the fic I’ve read. This has remained in my top 10 and will always have a place in my heart.<div>
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5262540/1/Finding_Home">Finding Home</a></div>
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The is one of my favorite Twilight stories, hands down. I love reading stories set in this time period, maybe because I always enjoyed hearing about my grandparents’ experiences in the 1940’s. Edward and Bella have a deep love, with its genesis in childhood. There are lots of challenges in their life together because of the war, but they are able to overcome them all with love and patience.
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7386023/1/">When the Dust Settles</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2924582/She_is_Divine">She is Divine</a></div>
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Edward is an injured sergeant newly home from Afghanistan. He’s slowly making his way across the country to pay his respects to the families of the men who lost their lives while serving under him. He’s in Forks to give his condolences to his best friend’s -Jake- family. Bella is Jake’s feisty sister who Edward can’t help falling for. Love all the characters here, including Jake whose presence is large even in death. Lots of laughs amidst sadness.
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<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7600802/1/Tomorrow_Is_Another_Day">Tomorrow is Another Day</a></div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1914450/LyricalKris">LyricalKris</a></div>
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Edward is a wounded Union soldier, Bella lives in the south but is not a traditional southern belle by any means. They’d met once long ago, before the nation was torn by war. Theirs is a sweet little love story about two people with ideas that are ahead of their times. I loved seeing their relationship develop, and also love the use of the secondary characters in the story.</div>
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by <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1784930/bornonhalloween">bornonhalloween</a></div>
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