Showing posts with label Cocktails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cocktails. Show all posts

Sunday, February 13, 2011

COCKtails and other Culinary Delights: Valentine's Day

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Who doesn’t love a good COCKtail or a decadent sweet treat? COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights is a special feature full of fabulously pervy recipes and how-tos for COCKtails, sweet treats, and other food-related pleasures. We’ll have all sorts of smuttastic ideas for a girl’s night out on the town or a “quiet” evening at home.


Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. This special Vday edition of COCKtails is all about fun and saucy drinks to accompany any dinner or evening with that someone special. Champagne and wine are both very common and are the perfect accompaniment to most any dish you might choose.

But this is Valentine’s Day! The day for hot, sexy, lovin’, so why not have a little naughty fun,
Perv Pack style?


Start off the night with a.....  


 

Blue Negligee
One part each Green Chartreuse, Parfait Amour, Ouzo, and ice. Stir and stain into a standard cocktail glass and serve.







 A little foreplay can get nice and sweet with a little..... 


Slippery Nipple
2 shots Sambuca (anise flavored, colorless Italian liqueur)
½ shot Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 drop grenadine
Pour the Sambuca into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top. Add a drop of grenadine in the center to give the appearance of a nipple!


......or hot and intense with a......
 


Pink Pussy
Equal parts vodka and pink lemonade served in a martini glass with a lot of crushed ice
Variations: Malibu, pineapple juice, or pink grapefruit juice



Everyone loves a .......
 

Slow Comfortable (or Frantic) 
Screw up against the Wall
Equal parts sloe gin, vodka, Southern Comfort, Galliano in a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir slightly.
OR
One part each Southern Comfort and Vodka, half part each Galliano and (Sloe) Gin, four parts orange juice, ice. Build in a tall glass.





Or a fun bit of raw, gritty......

Sex on the Beach
1½ shots vodka
½ shot peach schnapps
¼ shot Chambord black raspberry liqueur
2 shots pineapple juice
2 shots cranberry juice
Shake all the ingredients together in an ice-filled shaker. Strain onto ice in a highball glass.



  
Regardless of where and how, make sure you end the night wet and screaming.
  

Wet Spot
One part each Midori, Apple Juice, cream and passionfruit pulp, half part Frangelio, ice. Shake and strain all but pulp. Serve in a standard cocktail glass with pulp floated on top.



 
Screaming Orgasm
Equal parts vodka, amaretto, coffee liqueur, Baileys in an ice-filled shaker, strained and served in a highball glass and topped with a bit of cream.




The evening wouldn’t be complete without a.....
Cocksucking Cowboy
Two parts butterscotch Schnapps, one part Baileys. Layer in a shot glass.



or a....
Menage a Trois
Half part each Monin Triple Lime liqueur,
Cointreau,
Champagne.
Chill and strain liqueurs into a flute glass, top with Champagne.


Have a fun, in every sense of the word, Valentine’s Day!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

COCKtails and other Culinary Delights: Thanksgiving Treats

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Who doesn’t love a good COCKtail or a decadent sweet treat? COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights is a special feature full of fabulously pervy recipes and how-tos for COCKtails, sweet treats, and other food-related pleasures. We’ll have all sorts of smuttastic ideas for a girl’s night out on the town or a “quiet” evening at home.



With Thanksgiving just around the corner for those of us in the U.S., I thought I’d take a little time to share some of my favorite baked goods. Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is all about how much food you can make and stuff inside your body, and one of the highlights is of course dessert.

But this is the Perv Pack Smut Shack, which means we won’t be focusing on the traditional stuff. Oh no, we’ll be focusing on all kinds of smut-rich goodies.

Feel free to use a standard cake mix and your favorite (non-store bought) frosting for any of these cakes. Note, you can order pans or just get your hands dirty and free hand it!

Peen Cakes
Peen cakes have become a staple at many bachelorette parties, and here are a couple that I really love! Sadly, I searched long and hard (heh) for a Parkapeen cake, but to no avail... so all you bakers out there, get on it!

I loved both of these, because they were different than some of the more basic (ahem) peens I’ve seen. Cum and get some with this “my orgasm was so intense, I exploded inside her” cake.


And what about this Dom/sub peen cake! “Yes, Mistress.”


For those of you brave enough to try this at home, you can get a peen pan here. They have all kinds of goodies, including peen cupcake tins for the teeny men in your life!

And if it’s not obvious how to do this peen cake making, check out how to video.


Pussy Cupcakes
I first saw these cupcakes when my darling Subtlepen shared them with me. She knows all about my love for baking, and in a conversation at a sex toy party, she told me about these. I’m desperately trying to find a reason and event to make these! I love that these come in all shapes and colors... just like all of us.


Oh my darling, petal...


Ass Cake
Given this fandom’s love for the buttsecks, I’ve decided to include this image of an asscake. The Pack rec’d Sweet Tooth by Macflan in August during a OSW post. MacFlan included this in their story, and I had to share it with all of you!


To be completely honest, I’m minorly horrified by this cake, but I couldn’t not include it.


Boob Cakes
What man (or woman) doesn’t love a good pair of boobs? So for a bachelor(ette) party or any other fun event where a good pair are needed, try making something like this!

After a long day at work, take it all off... slowly.

Or enjoy a little peep show with these cute little bras.

Just like with the peen cakes, I’m including a boob cake pan for you to get your bake on.

Lastly, since it’s Thanksgiving, and we all love a little pie...




Happy Thanksgiving from The Perv Pack!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

COCKtails and other Culinary Delights: Halloween Sweets

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Who doesn’t love a good COCKtail or a decadent sweet treat? COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights is a special feature full of fabulously pervy recipes and how-tos for COCKtails, sweet treats, and other food-related pleasures. We’ll have all sorts of smuttastic ideas for a girl’s night out on the town or a “quiet” evening at home.


In honor of Halloween, let’s talk about a sweet treat that most of us love - Chocolate!

Through the ages, chocolate has been linked to love and romance. In fact, the Aztecs and Mayans thought it invigorated men and made women less inhibited, making it the perfect gift for men and women once it made its way to Europe.


Chocolate contains chemicals associated with feelings of happiness, love, passion, lust, endurance, stamina, and mood lifting, thanks to its effect on neurotransmitters and endorphins (the “feel good” chemicals) in the brain.

Countless studies have been done to try and determine whether or not there is any real merit to the aphrodisiac-like effects of chocolate. For now, it appears that there is no real scientific evidence to support it, other than the generally positive feelings people have after eating.

Regardless of the science, indulge a little in whatever form you like and enjoy the very pleasant side effects, because we all know, chocolate can be very fun to play with.




SEXY CHOCOLATE AVOCADO PUDDING

1 avocado

1/4 cup coconut milk (Thai Cuisine – organic and full fat)

3-4 tbsp Cocoa Camino powder

Agave nectar to sweeten as desired

Pinch of sea salt (to bring out the sweet)

Mix everything in a mini blender. Serve in a chilled wine glass and top with berries or eat as is.

Images of hubs swirling his finger around the inside of the glass, getting every last bit before sticking his finger out for me to suck clean... hot damn!



Lady Godiva Chocolate Martini

2 ounces of Godiva Chocolate liqueur

2 ounces of Creme de Cacao

1 ounce of half-and-half

2 ounces of freezing Goldenbarr Chocolate vodka

1 tablespoon of shaved white chocolate

2 well chilled, classy looking martini glasses

Combine the Godiva Chocolate liqueur, Creme de Cacao, and Goldenbarr Chocolate vodka into a cocktail shaker half full of cracked ice. Shake for one full minute. Add the half-and-half to the shaker and gently swirl (circular motion). Strain your fine chocolate creation into your martini glasses. Top each martini with shaved chocolate or dip the rim of the glass in cocoa powder.

This drink is perfect for a girls night in! Whip this baby up and unwind!




Double Chocolate Cupcakes

~Cake~

3oz instant chocolate pudding mix

16oz sour cream (not low fat)

2 C semisweet mini chocolate chips

1 Devils food cake mix (pudding in the mix)

3 eggs

1/2 C water

1/3 C canola oil

Heat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a standard 24-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners. Miix all ingredients, except chips. Fold in chocolate chips. Bake for 15-20 minutes. Cool 15 min them remove from pan & cool on a rack. Swirl dark chocolate ganache over the top and refrigerate. Top with fresh raspberries.

~Dark Chocolate Ganache~

2 cups heavy cream

1/2 cup confectioners' sugar

1/8 teaspoon salt

1 pound bittersweet chocolate, roughly chopped

In a large saucepan, bring 2 cups heavy cream, 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar, and 1/8 teaspoon salt to a boil. Remove from heat; add 1 pound bittersweet chocolate, roughly chopped, and let stand, without stirring, for 1 minute. Whisk just until combined. Refrigerate, stirring occasionally, until spreadable, about 1 hour.

If you love chocolate cake (and even if you don’t... like me), this recipe is for you! It will have your mouth watering, and you’ll be begging for another one. Enjoy this sweet treat after a nice dinner for two at home, then grab a glass of wine and head upstairs for a little sexy time.

And if all this wasn’t enough for you... get a chocolate thong for him (“I have a heart on for you.”) and for her (“Eat your heart out.”). As soon as your partner puts on this thong, the heat from his/her body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. This is a thong for two people... Lick away!