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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Talk Nerdy To Me: Boys in Glasses picspam


A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.


It’s been a while since we’ve done a little shameless ogling. While I wait for the story I want to rec next to get a wee bit smuttier here is a little something to get your hearts pitter-pattering.

Always remember...



This would make anyone smile.

What is going on back there you two?


Aww you guys, I think he needs a neck rub.

Glasses, a vest with a tie and a book. Yes, please.


Really, Sir STOPPPPP IT!


Oh those lips...and chest!


As if glasses sexy weren't enough add a guitar and a cardigan and you have a lethal combo.



And on this note...who wants to snuggle? XOXO

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Talk Nerdy To Me: Face Down by Rae Cullen


A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.



Title: Face Down
Author: Rae Cullen
Chapters: One Shot
Words: 8,848
Reviews: 57
Summary: Edward is Bella's geeky tutor. Edward naturally develops a crush on Bella, but knows she would never be interested in nerd like him. But when something serious happens, and Bella needs help, who's the 1st person she calls? Geekward Shuffle Challenge entry


Disclaimer this story touches on domestic violence and I want everyone to know before they read this one shot in the event that the subject matter is too intense.

This NerdWard story isn't as light and breezy as most of the Talk Nerdy To Me rec's but it is a lovely and very sweet story about what true love is and how it should be shown.

Like so many other people Edward suffers from social anxiety and has to fight against it all the time, it’s just one of the many things that makes him so sweet and endearing.
It's hard to place why I'm in a continually anxious state, but just thinking about it makes it worse. When I'm alone in my apartment with my books, computer and Xbox, that's when my nerves are finally at ease. Putting myself in social situations always tied my stomach into knots and made beads of sweat form on my eyebrows and nose.

Of course having anxiety makes him even more awkward and as soon as he lays eyes on Bella for their first session he worries his entire life plan may hang in the balance.
My mouth had gone dry and my groin had hardened simultaneously.
She was a devil-angel sent from both my dreams and nightmares. She was beautiful and I knew immediately that these sessions were going to be nothing short of pure torture.

The first session was, as I had predicted, a nightmare. I stuttered through the majority of the lesson, making Bella think, I'm sure, that I was completely incompetent at best. It was much more probable that she thought I was a total idiot. I thought for sure she would complain to Dr. Chang, and beg for a new tutor, forcing him to kick me off of the program and consequently ruining my entire life plan.
As the weeks progress Edward becomes more comfortable with Bella and a friendship starts to blossom. At the same time Edward starts to notice Bella’s constant bruises and distracted behavior. Battling with himself about becoming involved in her personal life or not he only gets excuses of clumsiness from Bella when he asks what happened each time. Edward tries to talk to her about the situation, but as many victims of domestic abuse, she attempts to hide the problem and makes excuses for her boyfriend, Jacob.

Finally, after being badly beaten, Bella reaches out to Edward when she escapes from Jacob. Like so many other victims of domestic violence her spirit being so badly broken she believes that she is to blame for the abuse and that Jacob actually loves her.


Fearing that Bella will be another statistic Edward calls his sister-in-law, Rose, to come and speak to her. Having been a victim herself and now working as a domestic violence counselor she is finally able to help Bella take the necessary steps to move forward. I loved the way Rae Cullen used this twist from cannon Rosalie in this story and had her come out the other side even stronger and helping others.

Edward offers to let Bella stay in his one bedroom apartment while she is waiting for Jacob’s hearing. Of course, being the perfect sweet NerdWard that he is he allows Bella his bed and sleeps on the couch. Living in such close proximity over the weeks has sweet an very funny moments but there is always the reminder that Bella is still trying to get her life back on track.

For the first time Bella sees how she should be treated by a man, even though they are not actually dating.

"You've made me feel so protected and cared for," she confessed.
I gulped audibly as she looked up at me through her lashes. My hand dropped down from her face and I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating due to how beautiful she looked.
"No one has ever made me feel that way," she confessed again, inching closer to me. My eyes shot down to her lips, as I watched her pink tongue peek out and slide along her lower lip.
I hadn't even realized how uneven my breathing had become, too distracted by her words and how gorgeous she was.
"You deserve to be protected and cared for. You're special, Bella," I admitted, surprised by how easily the confession expelled from my mouth and by the fact I didn't stutter.

Just so I don’t flaming bags of poo on my Internet doorstep I want to tell everyone that there is no full on lemon in this story. However, there is some delicious and slightly nervous making out and exploring that makes my heart go pitter patter.
My sexual experience left something to be desired, like most of my qualities. I'd had sex twice in my life, both times were laughable as I had been a nervous wreck. I'd never been this attracted to someone on this kind of level before.

She ground her hips into me, obviously now aware of just how attractive I found her. It was hard for me to disguise my desire. I moaned embarrassingly loud into her mouth, causing her to whimper. Hesitantly, I placed my hands on her hips, my fingers grazing lightly against the sliver of skin the peeked out from between the top of her pants and the bottom hem of her shirt.

However, since Bella is still dealing with the issues with Jacob she (very wisely) knows she must take anything relational or physical slowly. This is another, of the very many things, that I love about Face Down is that it seems realistic. It’s not like Edward swoops in and saves Bella and then they are humping like bunnies around his apartment the next night. This little story beautifully expresses what the magnitude of this type of event has on a life and that it takes time to build trust and love after having experienced something of that nature.


I just want to give this NerdWard and Bella huge hugs...and maybe get one more little chapter of them down the road now that they are completely comfortable with one another and we could see where all that hip grinding has led them.

It seems like it would be a huge oversight not to mention here that if you are somebody you know is a victim of domestic violence there are so many avenues for help out there. It may seem easier to hide the problem if you are in the situation but but under no circumstances, even in the heat of the moment is it ever ok for someone to lay hands on another person out of violence in a relationship. And for those of you who do know of someone going through this, in such a disconnected society we often try not to meddle in other people’s lives but your questions and concern may help a family stop the cycle of abuse. Below you will find links to organizations that can help with domestic violence below:
The Hotline 800-799-SAFE

HelpGuide
Domestic Abuse Helpline 888-7Helpline

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Talk Nerdy To Me: Here Comes a Regular by mizbean



A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.




So we all know that most people are really excited (also sad, in denial, and buying loads of tissues) for the final Harry Potter movie this Thursday. I’m sure many of you have taken notice of the transformation Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) seems to have gone through. As Jeanne said, “he is a fucking swan” and I couldn’t agree more. So for this Talk Nerdy post we thought we’d pay a little respect to a nerd that has really come into his own. We thought we’d explore two Harry Potter pairings that might have been a little overlooked in the past. Draville (Draco/Neville) and Lovebottom (Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom) hope you enjoy!



Title: Here Comes a Regular
Author: mizbean
Chapters: 1
Words: 8,000
Reviews: 37
Summary:Draco is a selfish, sarcastic, spoiled brat. Neville isn't. Why are they perfect for each other?


Draco and Neville are twenty-one and both trying to find their place in the post-war wizarding world. Draco still carries the shame of having once been a Death Eater and Neville has just quit his very promising job at the Ministry of Magic to help Headmaster McGonagall rebuild the greenhouse at Hogwarts.

After a chance encounter in a Knockturn Alley pub Neville and Draco both feel a connection to one another, but it’s quickly put on hold once Malfoy passes out drunk. Luckily, not before he brazenly kisses Neville.

Mizbean stays very true to most of the characters, I believe. Draco is still an asshole, but he has been through a lot and feels that his life has been ruined. Neville still fears his Gran, but as many young men do, he feels the need to go off on his own path and stop doing what everyone expects of him.

The fact that Neville is the first to reciprocate anything physically between the two of them without the aid of any alcohol made me swoon. I loved that he was no longer the scared boy we had once known, but a confident man that would go after something he wanted.


"Neville looked at him sharply. "Of course, I do. Why does everyone seem to think I need to be coddled? I may not be as smart as Hermione or brave as Harry, but I'm not stupid, and I can make my own decisions. If I want to mess around with Draco Malfoy I certainly can."


As they begin to forge a deeper relationship Neville moves to Hogsmead so he can assist at Hogwarts and we are awarded a much softer side of Draco during one of his visits.

"Nothing," said Draco, drawing a circle lightly around Neville's navel. "I just want to look at you." He leaned forward to lay a wet trail of kisses along edge of his belly.

"I'm nothing to look at."

Draco looked up at Neville's flushed face, his brown eyes wide and fathomless, and he thought he could watch that for hours. "Of course, you are. Why do you say that?"


I know I am giving a lot away about the story, but it really is just so sweet and hot all at the same time. Neville and Draco both help each other find where they stand after all they’ve been through. And like I said...it’s really hot.

Draco shrugged, slicking his hand with a spell. "But you love it, don't you?" he teased, wrapping his hand around Neville's cock and pulling with long strokes, getting it nice and slippery so that he could sink on top of it. God, if that didn't spur him into action, and he quickly moved himself into position and pressed down, Neville's cock sliding inside his body in a smooth stroke. Draco threw his head back and shut his eyes, Neville's cock just thick enough to burn. It felt fantastic.




Title: A Couple of Weddings
Author: Curia_Regis
Chapters: 1
Words: 1,600
Reviews: 2
Summary: Neville bumps into Luna at 2 different weddings Pairing: Neville/Luna. Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny as background pairings.



Lovegood/Longbottom or LoveBottom...whatever you want to call them Neville and Luna are just a great pairing. They were somewhat of social outcasts at Hogwarts, yet their loyalty and determination were the backbone of the DA. In the end they really show that the people that everyone considers weird or dorky have the biggest heart and make a difference.

This little story is just fluffy goodness that I am A-OK with. Neville and Luna first run into one another at Ron and Hermione’s wedding after Neville has become a bit tipsy from mistaking muggle beer for butterbeer. As usual Luna exudes a calm confidence that Neville always felt he lacked. After a short interaction with Luna and deciding his anxiousness and sudden nervousness is due to drinking he runs off to the restroom feeling a bit shaken.


He felt his stomach clench. This was Luna Lovegood, he told himself. He had known her for years. They were friends. Yet right now, she looked beautiful. Her hair freshly washed and he could smell violets every time she moved her head.


They don’t see one another again until Harry and Ginny’s wedding, only this time Neville hasn’t had a drop to drink and he must admit that he is more aware of his attraction to Luna. True to her fun loving spirit Luna asks Neville to dance and helps him enjoy himself and stop worrying so much.

As Neville watched her happy face, he realised that dancing might be fun. Even if he was awful at it.


One thing leads to another and they quickly find themselves back at Luna’s apartment. I really love that Luna takes charge once they are together...it felt very true to her character. Her propensity to state the obvious with complete sincerity was so endearing and also sexy at the same time because she didn’t filter anything she is thinking.

Luna reached forward and pinned his hands up over his head against the wall. Neville could feel his mouth form an 'O' of surprise. None of his previous girlfriends had ever done that before but as Luna leaned in to kiss his neck, he realised that he quite liked it.

"You taste like honey," Luna said into his neck. "It's nice."


As I said before this is just a really fun little one shot that I feel stays true to the characters even if they are grown up.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Talk Nerdy To Me: Nerdgirl Lingerie


A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.


Who doesn’t like to feel sexy in some pretty underwear or a hot get-up? Here are a few options if you want to show your geekiness...or just reward your favorite naughty nerd.

This will certainly make him the Man of Steel.

You will feel like you can rule the world when you have Batgirl and Wonder Woman on all day.

Does your special someone always have their iPhone in hand? Take advantage of how deft those fingers are now.

This is the perfect mix of sweet and retro and oh so sexy.

This is the equivalent to shining the Bat signal in the sky when you put on this cincher.

Your chemistry geeks will love this one...it’s the molecular makeup for estrogen.

Om nom nom....is there really anymore to say than that?

Just remember whatever you choose to wear (or not to wear) it doesn’t really matter because you are amazing and beautiful and that is all you need to show off how sexy you are.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Talk Nerdy To Me: Animate Me by abstract way


A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.



Title: Animate Me
Author: abstract way
Chapters: 5 (WIP)
Words: 21,714
Reviews: 683
Summary: Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life?


Trin -

“There you go with the breasts too big again.”


*SWOOOOON* How can you not love a story that starts off with that? Edward is a shy, geeky and slightly socially awkward animator at Animation Nation where he works with Bella the smart, sassy, curvy cartoon executive.

Even though they have worked together for a while their first real encounter is when Edward is helping out his friend filling in at Geek World...wearing a pocket protector. After Edward helps Bella with a computer problem and some fun banter ensues his feelings move from just being interested in the beautiful Bella Swan to feeling the need to know everything he possibly can about her.

This story is only 5 chapters in but I am already a smitten kitten over AnimatorWard! He falls asleep listening to self-help books, has an appreciation for pin-up girls and is not embarrassed to call his brother for advice on ladies. The friendship that develops between Edward and Bella over daily coffees is sweet and innocent and I am always a sucker for a friendship before dating situation. Even though Bella is seeing the head honcho, Aro, at Animation Nation there is a definite chemistry between her and Edward. This story is only from EPOV but abstract way does such a fantastic job of writing this story so that you are able to decipher some of Bella’s feelings starting to come out.

I love that Bella is a successful executive, but she doesn’t just look at her job from the business side but also really appreciates the art and talent that it requires. She is pretty self-assured (except for where Aro is involved, it seems) which is so refreshing in a story for Bella to have confidence but not in the “I’m trying to prove something” kind of way. Her personality helps Edwards lose some of his nervousness and awkwardness without making him feel like he has to be someone he isn’t. It’s just like any good relationship it helps you to be the best person you can.

Since this is the Perv Pack I want to be upfront and say there hasn’t been any full blown lemons yet, but oh the UST. However, there is one hell of a sexy wank while Edward fantasizes of Bella as well as a very sweet make out session.

In the sanctuary of my room, with my sheets pushed down, I'm picturing Bella crawling over me. If thoughts are things, then I'm watching her lift up and sink down, straddling me with her lush thighs pressed against my hips. I moan as she begins to slowly grind over me.


This story is the perfect mix of nerd references, sweet shy Edward, and sexy that leaves you dying for more. Which I am!

Emmy - I cannot remember who sent the call around The Shack to read this... But I am very grateful that they did.

This is one of those stories where I get all excited to see an update, even though there isn’t any actual full blown lemon’s yet....

I love both this Bella AND this Edward, and that rarely happens. Edward is adorable, he’s super-smart, super-talented, super-funny but also super anxious. Adorkable anyone? ?? He so is.
He is anxious, not about his talent but about his life and how he’ll make his dreams a reality.. He’s confident in his drawings and his ability at his job. But he is not the kind of guy that can put himself out there. He also is extremely anxious about his personal life. Edward is not good with women, except for his good friend Allie. Somehow though he manages to start talking to one of the managers Bella, and they become friends.

Bella however is going out with Aro, as in chief whip, as in top-dog, as in own’s the company Aro, what chance does wee artist and designer Edward have in catching her eye?

Bella is a refreshing character, we only see her through Edward’s POV, but she is smart, funny, happy to be his friend, full of life and snark. She’s a geek girl of the highest order. Full of class and is definitely keen to bring herself pleasure. What we don’t know at this point is how Edward fits in apart from being her ‘friend’. She obviously likes and respects him but does she lust after him???? Edward fecking things up in his geeky way at each turn, doesn’t help matters much but Bella hasn’t run for the hills yet.

There is not much in the way of smut in this story. But there is a hot wanking scene. Which I am always a fan of...... And some killer UST. Ding ding.

Jeanne - Okay, the first thing that caught my attention about Animate Me was the title. See, I’m not just a big ol’ geek, I’m a multi-layered one. So when I saw that Edward is not only an animator, but he illustrates his own comic book on the side...I nearly broke glass with my squee of geek glee. As you read this adorable story of Edward’s fumbling attempts to woe the woman of his dreams the geeky treats just keep on rolling in.

If you love Geekwards this story is for you. Edward is a dedicated, and talented artist. Thanks to abstract way's knowledge in art and geekdom his internal monologue about his work is not only believable at times it’s eye opening. It feels like we get a special peak into the world of animation. Seeing the ins and outs what it's like to be a working animator at Animation Nation, the studio that Edward (and Bella for that matter) works at. We also get to see Edward’s equally quirky co-workers. My particular favorite is Alice or Ali as she likes to be called. She’s the kind of girl that’s used to hanging with the boys and holds her own. Speaking of holding her own, oh my god I love this Bella.

She is smart, self-possessed and dead sexy. From the first moment she sashays into the story she commands the readers attention and appreciation as much as Edward’s. She’s a geek as well, fluent in the language of animation culture and she’s also a successful executive at Animation Nation. Oh yeah, and she’s also the CEO, Aro’s girlfriend. GAH! *flails*

The interactions between these two is rife with UST. Edward’s imaginary sexual escapades with Bella are volcanic, and when they final get a chance to get a little physical I nearly went in to cardiac arrest.

Abstract way has a talent for capturing what would seem to be a very unglamorous world, and makes it fascinating. Her characters come off the page, and capture your heart. As for the love story, well it’s timeless. Boy meets girl, falls in love and promptly fucks up every opportunity he gets to win her heart. Edward's own anxiety and insecurity are the real antagonists of this story.

Animate Me has seduced me, and keeps me coming back for more. Give it a chance and I’m sure it will win you over too.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Talk Nerdy to Me: Geek Girls


A periodic taste of geeky goodness from our resident GeekPerv©, Trin.


So, it’s no secret how much we love the geeky guys around here, but we thought it was time to slather some love all over the amazing Geek Girls out there too.


Title: Beta Readers and Bulletin Boards
Author: cereuleanblue
Chapters: 3
Words: 14,518
Reviews: 71
Summary: Entry for the AwkWard Contest. Bella/Edward. When Edward finally meets the beta reader for his Harry Potter fanfic, his life changes in nearly every way possible.



Trin - Oh how I love this story...and this Hermione/Harry Fanfic writing Bella! After having a very innocent online friendship as one anothers betas Bella finds herself in the same town as Edward, teaching in the very same school. When they “first” meet up for coffee Bella uses her burgundy and gold Gryffindor scarf to let Edward know who she is.

They quickly move their friendship from online to real life and of course their feelings for one another grow. When they finally act on their feelings, right as they are star a HP marathon the results are as hot and sweet as can be!

"When she guided him inside of her, Edward's heart stopped beating in his chest, and the world around him came to a grinding halt. He did dare to move for a moment, until he felt her body move beneath his own. Her hands roamed his back, and every point of contact between their two bodies was like a million fires. Edward burned but was not consumed. His body melted into hers from the heat they produced, and the two separate halves of themselves became one."



Emmy - This is such fucking fun! As a HarryPotter fangirl myself I LOVED reading about this ff-dwelling Edward and Bella (HP universe folks, keep your knickers on!). They meet online, get to meet in person and become firm friends. But can there ever be more? HP loving, nerdy chemist Bella’s perfect for geeky Edward. But will either of them ever see or do anything about it? Super fun and super cute!



Title: Smart Girl: The Rachel Black Autobiography
Author: addisonj
Chapters: 1
Words: 4,997
Reviews: 17
Summary: Rachel Black has one year left of college and a chance to leave La Push for good. This is her autobiography of the imprint year; the year her life changed forever. One-shot for Love for the Unloved contest.




Jeanne - Finally, a story about Rachel Black. If you know me you know that I love the Quileute characters and I have a particular soft spot for the Black family. In Smart Girl: The Rachel Black Autobiography we get an imprint story, but from the side of the imprintee. We also see what it is like from someone from the outside walking into the world of wolves and vampires. Rachel’s POV is crisp, smart and very real. Through her very practical narrative about her own strange journey into the Twilight universe we get a underlying current of sensuality, and the strong desire that she feels towards Paul.

This beautiful story is such a wonderful find and is a must read for any pack fan.

Emmy - I started this story, not really having a scooby as to what to expect from it. What I got was a gentle look at a smart woman trying to build a new life and identity for herself, and who found a whole other side of herself. Clever birds read books and study hard - yes! But they also love and lust.

PS: The author writes a fabbio GeekWard/NerdyBella O/S too. Read Smart Girl: The Rachel Black Autobiography first and then read The Instant Message Wooing of Bella Swan!

Trin - Jeanne suggested this story and I was intrigued from the very beginning. Reading how she navigated through coming to terms with her life as the "Smart Girl" shifting from college back to La Push was so beautiful. I think we get so caught up with how we think our lives are supposed to go and then sometimes love changes all that for us.