Slash Bridge: Rinse and Repeat

What Perv doesn't love sexy man on man action? The truth is so many of us Pervs love slash fic that we can't just be called a team. We're the whole damn brigade! Batten down the hatches, stock up on supplies 'cause the ladies of the Slash Brigade are here to rec some slash fic.This Slash Brigade Pick is...

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The Slash Brigade pick is...


Title: Rinse and Repeat
Author: Fr333bird
Chapters: 4
Words: 14, 664
Reviews: 149
Summary: For Twikinkfest. Jasper has low self esteem. He gets drunk and has sex with just about anyone. When he sobers up enough to go home he feels even worse about himself, but his roommate Peter is always there to pick up the pieces. Adult content. AH

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Emmy - Now I think you all know that I am normally not much of a Jasper fan. But I completely am in this fic. It’s a short and (bitter)sweet tale of flatmates: Jasper with issues, especially around intimacy, and Peter who admires Jasper from afar. Peter is always there for him, but how long can he hang in there and watch whilst his friend falls apart? Whilst his friend gives himself away so carelessly to others. Others who will not care for him.

This was written in response to a TwiKinkFest prompt and I think Fr333bird more than does it justice. It’s sexy, as anonymous dirty sex is. But then it becomes more. As Jasper’s angst and pain comes through loud and clear. It’s not only Jasper who is hurting, but Peter, too. Boy! We really do feel his pain as he tenderly tends to the boy he loves as a friend, and perhaps as more?

The writing of these scenes is top notch. Fr333bird really pulls it off. It is not easy to write both sexily and painfully. It’s a very fine line which she masterfully balances. Some scenes are sexier and others are just downright painful to read:

"Sorry," I mutter, ashamed. "I can suck you instead, if you want."

He pulls out and I turn around. He's older than me by ten years or more, dressed smartly, nice looking. I don't meet his eyes, just drop to my knees in front of him. He pulls the condom off and I take his cock in my mouth. He's long and uncut. I taste latex and the bitter salt of pre-cum. He pushes in deep and I gag around him, my dry mouth filling with saliva. He twists his fingers into my hair and I suck hard, feeling the drool escaping from the corners of my mouth. I reach for my own cock and fist it quickly, impatient for release. He doesn't take long. I let him fuck my mouth, but he pulls out when he cums, painting my face with thick white stripes. The shock triggers my own orgasm and I gasp and grip myself harder, coming all over my hand and his shoes.

Peter is just wonderful. He’s an absolute dreamy, top bloke!

Peter grips my wrists gently and pulls me up, wrapping an arm around my waist and supporting me as I stagger towards the bathroom. The bath is full of water, vapor curling up from the surface in delicate twists. The mirror is steamed up and I'm glad that I can't see my reflection. I don't want to see this broken, pathetic person.

He helps me out of my clothes. His hands are careful as he helps me pull my t-shirt over my head. When I fumble with my fly he brushes my hands away, his fingers warm on mine. He unfastens the buttons quickly, efficiently and pushes my pants down. He supports me with his hands on my shoulders as I step out of them and kick them aside. I manage to shove my underwear down and step out of those too.

I feel exposed in front of Peter, naked in a way that I never feel when I'm being fucked by a stranger. I step into the tub, wincing as I sink into the steaming water. I sit, hunched over, hugging my knees to my chest and let my head rest on my arms. I feel numb, somewhere outside myself again. I lack the energy to do anything other than sit there and let the warm water soothe me.

Peter wets a washcloth and runs it over my back, the fabric scratches a sore spot and I wince. He stops and I feel him lean close to look.

But how can he help Jasper when Jasper doesn’t think he is worthy of his care? We see how both Jasper and Peter suffer from Jasper’s decision to withdraw from Peter and his old ways of living.

This story is compelling. You ache for both Jasper and Peter to get the happy ending they deserve. The love they deserve together. But life is not easy or straightforward and this is written so well. As I said that balance of pleasure and pain is so well communicated and the tender hope of both Jasper and Peter alongside their pains and fears is perfectly written and captured. A brilliant fic. Must read!

Jeanne - I love how beautiful things can grow in the most dirty, wounded places in the world. This fic was written to answer a prompt for the TwiKinkFest and I am so grateful to those brave ladies for laying fertile grounds where fantastic fics like Rinse and Repeat can bloom. It is not pretty, but it is precious.

The story starts out rough, as in dirty, degrading bathroom sex that I will admit turned me on as much as it also disgusted me. Seeing poor Jasper debasing himself for the sake of the escape that comes through hot, anonymous sex both broke and won my heart in the space of a few paragraphs.

While Jasper’s torment is graphic and raw, so is the way that Peter lovingly cares for him. That’s what won me with this fic the contrast of degradation and transcendence. At the heart of it all is love, Jasper’s clumsy, desperate need for the kindness that only Peter can provide to him. The gentle, sweet sexiness of their sex scenes are a stark departure from the rough, filthiness of the sex Jasper has with other men. Through that comparison we see the blinding beauty of their bond and love.

Rinse and Repeat isn’t an light read, but it is worth your the journey to see these two boys find each other and love. Give it a chance, you won’t regret it. I promise.

Jess - I fell in love with this story from early in chapter one and was practically begging for more by the time I got to the end. I am ecstatic Fr333bird actually continued this, because I needed to see how Jasper and Peter came through on the other end.

The girls have already laid out a pretty clear picture of what this story is about and how utterly heartbreaking it was to watch Jasper’s self-loathing and need for something, anything, fill that void. I think what I’d like to focus on is Peter. He is amazing in this story. He has loved Jasper for years, suffered in silence that his affections haven’t been returned (partly because he never said anything), and watched Jasper come home drunk and reeking of sex too many times to count. The opening chapter gives us a glimpse of the tender way Peter cares for Jasper as he draws him a bath, bathes him, helps him dress, and then holds him while Jasper falls apart.

But last night – last night was the worst I've ever seen him. The sight of him in the bathtub, so vulnerable, marked by careless teeth and fingers made me want to weep. I roll onto my front, burying my face into my pillow and clench my fists as I feel the hot tears prickling behind my eyelids. I don't know how much longer I can bear to watch him do this to himself.

The next chapter is all Peter, and it feels good to get into his head, to feel his pain, and to see why he does what he does and why he sticks by Jasper’s side after everything. Of course, the journey they take as individuals and together is fraught with difficult times, but the way the learn to forgive and love is so fulfilling and perfect.

This story will punch you in the gut, but damn it hurts so good. I am itching for the promised epi! I cannot wait to get a glimpse of what lies ahead for these two boys.

Teal - Did someone say Peter and Jasper? *grins*

When I first saw the premise of this story, I was very hesitant to jump into something that would have angst and Teal-heartbreak between my two favorite boys - my OTP. Thankfully, my Pervs steered me back on track and encouraged me to get reading. Gah! So glad I did!

Jasper is fucked up. There is no doubt about that, and it’s from the very first word of the story. The beautiful part is that as many issues as he has, this turns out to be a story about the power of friendship and love. (And, oh yeah, really fuck hot boysecks!) Even when it kills him Peter is there for his friend, giving Jasper the support and care he needs. To Jasper, that means more than anyone else in the world.

In a short, concise package, this is a beautiful love story, a heartwarming journey of healing, and a hot-as-fuck erotica. I don’t think I could have asked for more with these boys.

*prints copies and snuggles with the pages*

Jen - Rinse and Repeat could not be more different than Fr333bird’s previous Twific, He Who Dares Watches. Luckily for us, Fr333bird writes angst just as well as she does funny and sweet.

The first chapter finds Jasper in the middle of an anonymous sexual encounter. It’s clear pretty quickly that Jasper is a very troubled man; that he isn’t seeking sex for pleasure, but as a way of numbing and punishing himself. For years his roommate and best friend, Peter, has ached, watching the man he loves indulge in self-destructive behavior. Peter is there for him, no matter how it kills him to see Jasper so broken. Even if Jasper can’t see it and Peter finds it impossible to say it, Peter’s love for Jasper comes through in the tender way he cares for Jasper when he couldn’t possibly care for himself.

One of the things I love best about this story is that there isn’t an instant fix for Jasper once he and Peter have sex. It’s hot, of course, but Jasper can’t believe that anyone, let alone Peter, could love him.

The way he looked at me while we were fucking... no one's ever looked at me like that before. He looked at me as if I was something precious, something wonderful. And while he was moving inside me I could almost believe that it was true. But once it was over I was swamped with self-loathing again.

Jasper avoids getting wasted and going to clubs for a while, even though he’s pushed Peter away after their night together. But eventually he can’t resist his need to numb his pain, and he goes out. Something happens, though, when he’s about to let himself be fucked by another stranger: Jasper decides he can’t let it happen.

"I couldn't go through with it. Something felt different. When it came down to it, I didn't want it. I didn't want to be touched by someone who didn't give a shit about me." I clench my fists, my fingernails cutting into my palm and my voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. "All I could think about was you."

Fortunately, Peter is strong enough to both admit that he wants something more with Jasper *and* to set some ground rules before trying for a relationship. So many times in fic we hear the line ‘I’ll take you however I can have you’. I cheered that Peter respects himself enough to demand more from Jasper. As Jasper recovers and they figure out what it means to be a couple, the UST grows and grows. When they do sleep together, it’s not just fucking, it’s truly making love.

Like the other girls have said, it’s not an easy read. The ugliness is pretty intense, but it just makes Jasper’s recovery and their blooming love that much sweeter.

Slash Brigade: Non-Nuclear by LyricalKris

What Perv doesn't love sexy man on man action? The truth is so many of us Pervs love slash fic that we can't just be called a team. We're the whole damn brigade! Batten down the hatches, stock up on supplies 'cause the ladies of the Slash Brigade are here to rec some slash fic.

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The Slash Brigade Pick is...


Title: NonNuclear
Author: LyricalKris
Chapters: 7
Words: 22,175
Reviews: 192
Summary: A Parenthetical Love companion piece. In the dictionary, there are more than 20 definitions for family. It's finding what family means to you that makes all the difference.

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Emmy What I like most about this story, is the straight talking and down to earth way LyricalKris’ addresses two people in love who want to have a baby together. The fact that they are both gay men, on one hand makes no difference to how the story is written, yet obviously LyricalKris’ has to address the additional stresses these lovely two encounter on their journey to parenthood. I am not making much sense here - bear with me folks! What I am trying to say is that NonNuclear is not a sensationalist story. Instead its a story of two sexy men, deeply in love and how the desire to have a child of their own affects them. There is no crazy MPreg scenario here.

LyricalKris’ looks at all aspects of Peter and Jasper’s lives that are touched by their quest to be fathers: Their relationships with their families, their friends, the surrogate mother, and with each other (including their sex life!!) are all affected in different ways. It’s realistic, its fascinating, its very cute and Peter and Jasper are sexy bastards together!

Jess - When I first read Parenthetical Love, the companion piece to NonNuclear, for a Team WussPerv rec we did in May, I fell in love with Jasper and Peter. Their relationship seemed so easy, perfect almost. Simply put, they were two men in love. And for a while that was good enough, but as they work through the complexities of life and love, it becomes increasingly clear that they want more... NonNuclear is their story of wading through the world of wanting a child, finding a surrogate, and waiting through the process to see what happens when that one sperm finds that one egg, and a miracle is born.

LyricalKris does an amazing job of giving us a healthy dose of realism as Jasper and Peter both struggle with the desire for a child, the acknowledgement and plan for actually pursuing said child, and then how to inform their parents (especially since their families’ acceptance of who they are to each other - even though they’ve been together for years - is lackluster) that a grandchild is on the way. You can see how both men long for their approval, and when it comes in broken ways, how they cling to and draw strength from each other. In some cases, I ached for them, for having to fight - even amongst their own family members - to be who they were meant to be.

The simple fact of the matter was that Peter didn't really have a leg to stand on. Jasper's preferred method of dealing with his parents was avoidance. It was a safe bet that if he and Peter were going to visit the Whitlocks, there was going to be at least one fight about the issue. But, in the same vein, when they moved on to the Damon household, Jasper would doubtlessly be the one red faced and whisper-screaming about Netty Damon - Peter's mother - constantly talking about Santiago Salazar - Peter's ex. That Peter feigned sudden deafness rather than come to lover's defense, the spark of irritation lit Jasper's temper.

What both men knew was that they couldn't change their parents, and so they naturally fell into other methods of blowing off steam.

And I’m not gonna lie - the blowing (heh) off steam was straight up hot. A little laundry room sexy times, anyone? You’re going to have to read it if you want to know what happens. I’m not giving you a sneak peek here.

Okay, you know I’m not that mean. And who can resist watching these two come undone after a dry spell amidst all of life’s chaos? I know I can’t, and LyricalKris brings the heat in spades.

"Yes. Jasper, please," Peter moaned as the blond man teasingly moved his tongue deeper. He would circle the sensitive flesh, plunge in slowly and flick Peter's walls with his tongue until his lover was writhing and pleading.

Jasper straightened up, stroking his cock as he lined himself up with Peter's body. "Is this what you want, babe? You want me here?"

"God. Fuck. Yes. Now. Please."

There’s so much more where that came from. But let me say this - everything about this story felt real to me, and I loved that. At some points I felt like a voyeur looking in on their struggles - the ups and downs of bringing a baby into a “non-traditional” family - and the many, many happy moments of love and laughter. This is heartfelt, and I can’t wait to see where LyricalKris takes these two beautiful, sexy as hell, men.

Teal - I will admit that I’m naturally inclined to love Peter and Jasper together because they are my OTP, but there is just something so special about the way LyricalKris writes them together.

This fic, being a spin off, or side story, if you will, of another story, begins with these sexy boys already in an established, deeply loving relationship. They’ve worked through the hurdles of getting to know one another and first time experiences, and now they’re comfortable. They’re also realizing that a lot of “grown up” life is happening around them - life and lives they’ve been and integral part of creating - and they reach a point in their relationship when they know they want more. They don’t just want the love and the home and the friends; they want to have a family and experience the joy they see in their friends’ lives.

I obsessively love this story because it is such an awesome blend of serious character growth and experience, paired with hot, hot, MFing hot boylove that also serves to show the intensity of Jasper and Peter’s connection. There are quiet moments and frantic need; there is surrender, give, take, and shut-the-fuck-up distraction sex. It’s gritty and sexy and completely irresistible.

Trust me when I say that I want to take these characters and snuggle between them in bed. Or maybe just sit aside and watch them. This is the story of two beautiful men - inside and out - who love but still struggle, disagree but know when to compromise, and hesitate but still have hope. Life may never be perfect or fit into a neat, tidy package for them, but it will be exciting, and they seem to find their strength not only in one another but also in the impenetrable network of friends who surround them.

Jen - NonNuclear is the story of two men in love finding their way to parenthood. Set in the same universe as LyricalKris’ Parenthetical Love, this story is funny, sexy, and moving in equal parts. If you haven’t already read Parenthetical Love and fallen in love with Jasper and Peter, no fear, you’ll fall in love with them here.

I’m always in awe of LyricalKris’ ability to make a character’s mental journey and growth realistic, while at the same time infusing her stories with humor. Having been an inadvertent sperm donor for Alice and Rose, Jasper is conflicted about his role and place in Dash’s life. He loves the child, but does not feel like he’s Dash’s father. On the other hand, he feels the weight of societal expectation that he is Dash’s father when he is in public with Alice, Rosalie, and their son. Alice helps him get a little perspective on the situation, and a conversation with Peter helps remind him of what he and Peter have always wanted together.

It’s often said that having a baby assisted by reproductive technology can be cold and unfeeling. Somehow LyricalKris manages to make sperm collection freaking hot. The boys made their own romance in that clinical room--possible because of how well they know one another. Peter senses his partner’s discomfort and gets Jasper to look him in the eyes. The world fades away, and the men are able to focus on one another and why they are in this clinic: because of their love and desire to have a family together. You feel their love, and are then treated to an amazingly hot double wank. Seriously, jerking off into a collection cup has never been so hot. There’s lots of sweet, sweet lovin’ in this fic, but this scene is my absolute favorite.

Like Teal says, there’s something just inherently hot about Jasper and Peter together. NonNuclear is good, sexy fun, with a healthy serving of love and deep emotion. I can’t wait to see the culmination of their dream as they become fathers together.

Going Deep: Peter

The Equal Opportunity Whores, Chele and Teal, are going to explore some of the naughtier and more unusual trends, kinks, and pairings in the Twific universe. We’ll be discussing what intrigues us, why it’s sexy, and where we can find it. As upstanding members of Team Anything Goes, you can expect the unexpected.

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Peter. Oh, Peter, how we love thee. Why can’t you be real?

One of Peter's best qualities as a player in the world of fanfiction is that his description in canon is very scarce, which allows for a lot of latitude in creating characterizations.

What we do know from canon, is entirely awesome. (At least we think so!)

He is:
- Dedicated. As a soldier, he was Jasper's right hand in the Southern vampire army when they were dominating under Maria's control.
- "Civilized" and "didn't enjoy the fight, though he was good at it." Eclipse pg 298
- Passionate. He falls in love with Charlotte, one of the newborns, and risks his life to come between Jasper (who is intent on following Maria's orders to kill the newborns) and her.
- Loyal. Peter is an amazingly loyal friend. He would never give up on someone he cared for. After Jasper allows Peter and Charlotte to escape unharmed, Peter returns for his friend years later to offer Jasper a chance to join him and Charlotte in pursuing a peaceful existence free of the wars and fighting.

Essentially, Peter saves Jasper from death and/or misery at the hands of Maria, as Jasper was slowly losing himself to the horror of that life and planned on having to destroy her.

It could be said that without Peter, Jasper is an evil, killer vampire, or dead at Maria's hands. That’s what BFFs are made of, ladies and gentlemen. *big grins from Chele & Teal*

The only other canon references are in Midnight Sun, when Peter and Charlotte come to visit, where we glean the following:
- He thinks that the long-term drinking from animals can cause mental deterioration based on Edward's bizarre behavior. (We extrapolate this to be that Peter is rather opinionated even if he is very tolerant of other's lifestyle choices.)

Though canon described him as having pale blond hair, we've rarely, if ever seen him described in fic that way.

In fact, we tend to be rather partial to blue eyed, dark haired Peter. (Who can blame us with this image?) Really, we’ll take him any way we can get him.

So, In summation, the path is wide open for Peter. :) Let’s see where people have taken our boy, shall we?
We do so greatly appreciate it . . .

Keeping it in the Family.
He’s the brother, cousin, or the BFF. The bottom line is, he’s probably not getting laid, but he’s going to be looking out for what’s best for everyone, and he’ll always be there when you need him.

The First Breath by ElleCC and LaViePastiche
We love this story for so many reasons, and one of the biggest is the relationship between Bella and Peter. In this Jasper/Bella fic, Peter is Bella’s twin brother. If you’re anything like us, your inner monologue is probably saying something along the lines of, “Why didn’t I think of that?” It sets Peter in a precarious position as sibling and friend, and he truly lives up to that here. He shows us his strength in difficult times and also how protective a brother can be, and that’s just downright sexy. Yum!

Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche
Once more, Peter steps into the best friend role, and though he’s much more tame than the Jasper in this roller coaster story, he clearly plays a major part in our favorite Texan’s life. Often times, Peter is the voice of reason or just a proverbial shoulder to lean on. The bromance runs thick here, and we can’t help ourselves from wanting more of that.

Thankfully, the lovely Ms. LVP did provide another small taste of Sweet Peter here in a SoaPM outtake drabble titled Comfort. He tells Jasper what he needs to hear, even when he knows it won’t be well received.


Is that a canon in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
- Peter/Charlotte
(Please insert your favorite lead Peter / Charlotte fic here: we couldn’t find any. Well, it may be out there, but we’re far too busy searching for other forms of Peter. js.)

- Jasper/Peter, the mother fucking OTP (One True Pairing)
We’re going to come right out and say it. Despite the fact that we have debated the merits of whether Jasper/Peter is truly "by-the-book canon", it is always the canon in our pants.

Cardboard by subtlepen.
Cyclist Jasper & Peter FTW! Subtlepen made her Peter from scratch, and he tasted soooo nice. Athletic? Check. Intelligent? Check. Humble? Check. Fuckhot Sexy? Double check. Never thought that a man’s ass hanging out of a dumpster could be so sexy.

The Book of Peter by ElleCC.

Thank goodness for authors who are are such good friends and play around with each other’s characters because who didn’t ache for SoaPM Jasper? We did. we wanted more for him, and Elle gave it to us. She provided an alternate outcome where Jasper and Peter have soul wrenching and slightly awkward, yet incredibly hot sexytimes.

The Trip Home Prequels by MsKathy.
It must have been amazingly difficult for MsKathy to create a character that could be a viable match for Jasper when we know he is destined to be with Edward. Peter fit the bill completely. Sweet, sexy, brilliant. It is a mystery that Jasper could give him up regardless of his Edward love.

Old Enough by OnTheTurningAway
In this drabblicious ditty, OnTheTurningAway plays on a bit of taboo and makes it sexy as fuck. Hot for teacher? We certainly are!

Unexpected Peace by sparbella
There tends to be more human Peter out there than vampire or canon stories, but in this one, we get a taste of the Major at work in Maria’s army, and a captivating, tantalizing dynamic with young, red-eyed Peter. Rawr. Can we have more just like that???

Mergers and Aquisitions by Touchstone.
Mergers and Aquisitions is generally categorized as an Edward/Jasper story, but deep down, the real love story is between Peter and Jasper. The authors have really capitalized on Peter’s canon loyalty and desire to pull Jasper from the life he is stuck in, and given us a man who truly has the ability to sweep Jasper off his feet. He is dominant, tender, and proudly proclaims his love. Peter is really the only right choice.

Liasons by vi0lentserenity & stolenxsanity
This birthday gift drabble-fic takes the idea of Peter and Jasper as soldiers to a new, modern level. In today’s society, gays and lesbians in the military must proceed with caution, especially when one is the other’s superior (UNF), but in this pretty little story, our boys find a way to make it happen. This one is heavy on the emotions, and it will leave you wanting so much more!

Bella really gets around.. That's right, Peterella. 
Because it's just, so, goooood. 

Twi25: Jumping off the Deep End Chs 7-10, 12, 14, 15, 17, 21 by AccioBourbon
AccioBourbon was really a breakaway star with her Peter/Bella Twilight 25 and definitely one of the first that we read to tackle them well. What could have been an awkward one-time encounter turns into a love story that’s heavy on the realism and UST. Check her profile for more Peter, and stick around because a little bird tells us there will be more for these two in the future!

For As Long As I Live by Jasper’s Cherry
One day, Teal went crazy on Twitter and begged the masses for MOAR PETER. Jasper’s Cherry answered that call, quickly spinning out a creative and unpredictable AU where Peter captures Bella’s heart, and things get really complicated in the Cullen house.

Fire in the Night by rachelcullen77
This saucy little number puts anything you’ve ever seen on Dancing with the Stars to shame! The descriptions of the interactions and the sexy, sultry dance shared between these two characters are delightful. It’s a fun read and a subject that we don’t see too much of around the fandom.

Slashy Peter
(When brave authors dare to pair with someone other than Jasper)

Campfire by Lou-La
Our fellow Perv and proud member of Team Anything Goes, Jen, found this one, and when we read it, my-oh-my! You may find yourself skeptical of the pairing (Peter with Alec? Really?), but the descriptions of the characters, physically and sexually are pure orgasm-in-words, and it’s difficult not to want to see more of this encounter. Trust, this story will surprise and wow you!

One February Friday by LyricalKris
When Edward wanders into the club where Peter and Jasper are having a drink, sparks fly, and the three boys spend several days trapped in erotic frenzy. Though this Peter wasn't quite ready to be out and proud, there was something about hiving his sexuality caught in a stranglehold of secrecy that made his fire burn bright.

PBJ: Not your ordinary sandwich

We know we’re filthy whores (hell, who doesn’t know that?!), and Peter/Bella/Jasper is by far one of our favorite guilty pleasures. We love Jasper/Bella. We love Jasper/Peter. We love Peter/Bella, so why not mix them all up together and enjoy the poly goodness of it all. We also highly encourage all writers to create their own PBJ . . . and be sure to send it our way.


Jealousy by ElleCC
Crazy things happen in high school, and crazier things happen when someone gets jealous. Jasper wanted Bella, but he didn’t step up in time, and Peter made his move. Instead of dwelling in angsty heartache, Elle really turned the tables in this one, and we readers were on the receiving end of threesome of sorts that left us panting (and maybe wiggling in our chairs a little, too).

The truth is, sweet pervlings, that we could go on and on (and on and on and on . . .) about Peter all day long. But if we did that, you’d never have time to actually go read these stories! So please, discover Sweet Peter, if you never have before, and don’t be afraid to get to know him. Intimately. If that sparks a desire to write about him in your own stories, for the love of fuck, PLEASE DO! As always, don’t forget to pass those along to us (or any other great Peter you read). We’re total whores . . . equal opportunity whores =)

Slash Brigade: One-Shot collection

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This Month's Slash Brigade Picks are...


Title: The Boy, The Boyfriend and the Ex
Author: hidingfromsomeone
Chapters: 1
Words: 11,195
Reviews: 17
Summary: Written for Darkira's birthday... Jake/ Emmett/ Paul-slash-MA/NC-17 although, there is some plot. Your challenge is finding it.

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Jeanne - OMFG I don’t even know where to begin. I love this story. There is so much passion and tenderness between these men. hidingfromsomeone gives a slow build into this complicated situation, and allows us to really fall in love with these men so that when we finally get to the sex it is just as intense for us as it is for them.

Oh fuck me running, the sex! Where to begin? It is detailed, realistic and oh so beautifully written. You’re titillated, but also emotionally torn by the way they negotiate the rocky waters of sex, and emotions in their blooming relationship. This story isn’t just slash porn. It’s a story about love, new and old. It’s about forgiveness and redefining how to love. It left me rocked to my core, and wanting more.

Chele - I came across this in my desperate search for Packslash. I have a soft spot for all the different pairings possible with this threesome, and so I figured it couldn’t go wrong. It could not have been more right. This is an AH, but the characters retain so many of their masculine canon characteristics. Emmett is steadfast and straightforward, just as I like him. Under his tough facade, Paul is sweet and recovering from heartbreak. Their relationship is tender, intense, and realistically complicated.

When one more complication, Paul’s ex-boyfriend, Jake, comes into town, things get crazy. When I say crazy, I mean amazingly hot, sexy, ‘Please give me more of all of that’. And she does.

I kind of want 20 more chapters of this, but at the same time, it is also perfect as a oneshot. It is both complete, and makes me ache for more.

Jen- I think one of the things that I love most about this story is that the characters are grown up, they’ve experienced life. They’re not in high school, not in college. Emmett’s experienced prejudice, and I like to think he’s realistic--but not resigned--about how he might be treated in a society not fully able to accept homosexuality.

Paul is Emmett’s physical therapy patient. Emmett is attracted to him from the start, but he’s firm in his professionalism, as well as in his belief that Paul couldn’t possibly be gay. Paul and Em do get together, but run into a challenge after their first date. I love the way Hidingfromsomeone allows them time and space to work through their issue. I love that it’s not resolved instantly and magically; their relationship has time to grow and develop on its own timeline. With so many fics compressing the time that it takes people to fall in love and develop a relationship, I’m always impressed when an author resists that temptation. And if an author can make the progression of a relationship believable in a one-shot? Damn. They’ve got me hook, line, and sinker. Paul and Emmett handle their sexual preferences with such maturity--both are upfront with their desires, stay true to who they are, and neither tries to manipulate the other into capitulation for the sake of mutual gratification. Just because they’re negotiating the sexual side of their relationship doesn’t mean no lemons. Oh, there are lemons, and they are hot.

As Chele says, things get crazy when Paul’s ex-boyfriend returns to La Push. Things get complicated, setting up a potentially messy and explosive situation but the boys work it out--to both their and our satisfaction.

Teal - You know that scene in Eclipse where Emmett and Paul have the run in while the Cullens and the Pack are both tracking Victoria? Umm, yeah, that is like an invitation to write some fucking Emmett/Paul slash. It’s a strange combination of their canon personas and the way the actors portray them in the movies. Both are hulking, aggressive men, yet Kellan and Alex manage to throw wry grins and adorable notions in just the right places, which just leads to me wanting Emmett/Paul even more. Two men who are the picture of masculinity and also have engaging personalities and a sweet undercurrent? Give to me. Nao.

Here, we get to see some of that dynamic in action. The truth is, even the manliest of men has a heart. They want to be loved and find that person they mesh with -- just like the rest of us. That is where readers can connect to these characters (even if their circumstances are waaaaay different than our own considering that, umm, they’re boys who like boys while most of us are girls who love boys who like boys)...they’re just human. We see even more of this when Jacob comes into the picture and complicates things because, well, that’s life, right? Nothing is simple or easy to figure out. But it can be really, really beautiful. (And fuckhot, obvs!) Enjoy this tasty treat =)


Title: Cardboard(chapter 20 from her Twitter Prompt Drabbles)
Author: Subtlepen
Chapters: 1
Words: 3185
Reviews: 9 (for chapter 20)
Summary: 100-word drabbles written to prompts provided by twitter followers. All pairings and POVs, all genres. Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get, but it will probably taste good. Rated M just to be safe.

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Chele - Cardboard completely caught me by surprise and totally blew me away. When Peter first walks into the bike shop, I’m not convinced that that Jasper’s attraction to him will be returned. Peter is so relaxed and unreadable it seems like he may only serve as eye candy until Jasper discovered him, perfectly toned ass in the air, digging out materials for packing up his awesome bike. From that moment, the sexual tension ramps up to insane levels.

I love, love, love, the way SubtlePen depicts so clearly and concisely Jasper and Peter’s personalities. They are perfectly suited to that post-grad time of life where youthful exuberance meets old enough to fuck like you mean it.
This could easily have been 5,000 words longer, but her talents let her wrap it up in this tight little package of Unf and starry-eyed swoon.

I’ll admit, I have a soft spot for Peter...in my pants. However, I think that the fuckhotness of this little story will convert even the most hardcore Jasper / Edward shipper. Stop reading this review. Go. Read Cardboard now.

Jen - Is there anything Subtlepen can’t write? Canon, AU, AH, E/B, slash, you name it, she writes it, and writes it well. This steamy one-shot came about from a one word prompt given on Twitter. The prompt was cardboard, and Subtlepen has woven a rich one-shot. Jasper is a bike shop owner who is instantly attracted to Peter, who’s looking for a cheap diy solution for shipping his bike home. Jasper regrets that they don’t have anything that would keep the handsome stranger in the store longer. Lucky for Jasper, Peter’s an industrious boy, and the dumpster behind the store seems to have what he needs for his bike. There’s innuendo and flirting galore after Jasper takes out the store’s trash, and then invites Peter into the store to pack up his bike. There’s ‘accidental’ touching and the UST goes up and up, until Peter and Jasper make their way back to Peter’s apartment. It’s hot in the shower, in the bedroom...you get the idea.

Jasper and Peter’s fast attraction is realistic; it doesn’t feel out of character for either of them. While I’d love to find out what happens to them in the future, the o/s is complete as is--you don’t feel that anything is missing, thanks to Subtlepen writing. Go on and check it out. Jasper and Peter are UNF together!

Jeanne - Why aren’t more people raving about this awesome slashfic? Easy, it’s a gem hidden among Cardboard. It is also a not a popular slash pairing. I was going to say non-canon, but I think we will all agree that there was something very strong and special between Jasper and Peter, even if SM didn’t write it.

Cardboard is a sweet, and understated fic about a how a bike salesman hooks up at work. Sounds simple, right? It’s not. There is an underlying UST in this fic that had me chewing the inside of my cheek as I read. By the time they actually fuck I was a breathless, panting fucking mess of horniness. Seriously, I can’t even speak coherently about this hotness. Just read it, so you can understand why there should be more Peter/Jasper slash, and why SubtlePen should be chained to her computer until she writes MORE!

Teal - If I could take this story and make it live in my pants forever, that’s just where I would keep it. For the love of fuck, IT’S PETER/JASPER. Do you hear me??? This pairing is my OTP (come on, you know P/J is totally canon!) and SubtlePen just makes these boys so damn pretty and yummy and wonderful and delicious to the UNFth degree!

I absolutely love the way SP used her knowledge of bikes and the ins and outs (twss) of a bicycle shop to create a unique and fun meet-up for my two favorite boys, and when it came down to the hook up, I am squealy-pants every time I read it. I also adore that she totally understands that Peter and Jasper are PERFECT together (no offense E/J lovers, but I’m right):

He was perfect. Perfect height, perfect build, perfect everything. I didn't feel like I was about to break some little twink in half, or about to be mauled by an over-eager oaf. We just – fit. I didn't have to bend up or down to kiss him, didn't have to tell him how to touch me, and he responded beautifully to everything I did.

Case. In. Point.



Title: Happy Birthday Riley
Author: TwiBoy
Chapters: 1
Words: 4,767
Reviews: 88
Summary: It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash. Won 3rd place in the Slash Backslash 2.0 contest.

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Jen - What a fun one-shot. We’ve got internet porn, masturbation, insanely hot dreams, a little exhibitionism, and the barest hint of future good times for the two main characters. What more could a girl ask for? It’s fluffy and easy, but not the kind of sweet that you’re going to need to brush your teeth after reading. It’s hot and hits the spot--yeah, that spot.

Riley’s single, horny, and it’s his birthday. It’s the perfect time to settle in with some porn and take care of business. After his roommate borrows his laptop and sees what Riley’s been watching, the boys head to a party. The birthday boy gets lucky, as there are beautiful boys getting it on right in front of him. I love the physical descriptions of Paul, Seth, and Jake, even before they start the sexy stuff. And after they start? Hot damn! Riley can’t believe what he’s seeing in front of him, and it’s only a surprise over his shoulder that tears his attention away. Read this delicious o/s and find out if there was a happy ending for the birthday boy!

Jeanne - I’m a whore. We all know this by now, I hope. Don’t get me wrong I love the fluffy romantic crap too, but sometimes I just want to see men fuck...a lot. TwiBoy fills my need for a simple, uncomplicated story about a horny boy in need of some hot man on man action.

Riley is horny and alone on his birthday, so he decides to spends some quality time with some porn, and his favorite pornstar, Hale Storm. Pornstarsper is born. FUCK YEAH! It’s just another boring night until Riley’s roommate discovers his stash, and then the fic quickly goes from a hot little situation comedy to a full blown porno, complete with an all male orgy fest. This fic had me squirming, gasping and giggling all the way through. It’s a delight, and has some pleasantly surprising appearances from some of my favorite Pack members. Go read, and try to not blush when Hale Storm does his trademark move. rawr

Chele - I may have been the last person in the fandom to read this o/s, as I know it received wide praise in the Slash/Backslash contest. Said prise was well earned. Just enough plot to flavor the water here. I love Riley’s narrative voice. It feels so authentically horny twentysomething, and rightly so.

This is unbelievably hot. Eyeball melting, crawling naked through Death Valley in the middle of summer on the backs of hundreds of naked male models hot. Just when I think that it can’t get hotter, someone else pulls out his cock, or starts to suck something or kiss someone and I die again. Well-written and cleverly constructed, this is a perfect smut-shot.

Teal - Oh, Riley. I am one who is still giggling about how many people jumped on the Riley bandwagon after we saw how tasty Xavier Samuel was in Eclipse. Not that I’m complaining. Bring on the Riley fic, please! Well, TwiBoy certainly knew how to kill us all ded with his version of Riley, and once more...I’m not complaining. *huge grin*

There is just so much about this story that is gritty, dirty, and irresistible. You will find yourself sucked into it, likely leaning toward your screen, and probably drooling as well. I really can’t say much more without ruining all the delicious surprises, but fuck, if you love slash, this is a M.U.S.T.