Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Stephie's "If Breaking Dawn was an Adult Urban Fantasy Novel"

Title: Talk Through It
Chapters: one-shot
Words: 5,092
Reviews: 152
Summary: Edward talks Bella through her change into a vampire with surprising results. Inspired by the Dirty Talking Edward contest. One shot. Rated M for lemony, sexy DTE fun.


*this is coming to you thanks to Nina because I am currently either in the air or touched down in lovely Chicago*





So, I seem to always find it hard to settle on a one shot to rec. I don't know why that is. I've read so many good ones. But when the time comes (hehe) all thought escapses me. Luckily I have friends who are here to help (gracias mskathy) and offer up great suggestions. If not for that help I don't know if I would've ever read this one shot, not because it's not worthy of the read, but because I find time is not always on my side.

Anyway, my rec for the day comes from wishimight's Talk Through It, inspired by the DTE contest.

The story takes place during Bella's change into a vampire. She and Edward are alone as he tries to comfort and ease the pain of the burning sensation. He's tried everything: soothing words, holding her, singing her lullaby hundreds of times...She's been in transition for over 2 days so he knows that the pain will end soon. Still her screaming and writhing is unbearable. Edward is so frustrated he does something unthinkable, unfathomable, un-(you get the point)...he SWEARS. Not just any swear word though, he drops the big F bomb. He screams out "Fuck!" in utter desperation for the situation at hand. Bella, obviously never hearing Edward swear like that, is shocked as well. You think everything would go back to normal, or as normal as being turned into a vampire can get, only Edward happens to mention that once Bella is a vampire they "can finally... truly... be together.”

The pain isn't strong enough to keep Bella from wanting more details than that. And so hesitantly, Edward launches into a more detailed description of just how they can be together. It seems with a little encouragement, our dear Vampward has quite the dirty mouth. And it is hot enough to replace the fire of the change with the fire of lust in Bella. Eventually the change is done. And when Bella wakes up, she isn't exactly hungry for blood if ya know what I mean *waggles eyebrows*

The sex is what should have been in the book if SM hadn't been such a cockblock. It's good, it's hot, it's vamptastic in all it's shaggarific (is that even a word?) glory. And while it's quite yummy in that aspect, it's also hilarious too. The last line...Emmett...haha. Well, I can't actually tell you what he says, where's the fun in that? I guess you'll just have to read to find out. Trust me, I think it's totally worth it.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

PPSS Important Upcoming Events Post and Information

I have some bad news, I'm leaving the PPSS to become the sex slave of Cam and Rob w/ a little Peter's peter on the side.



Okay, I'm not really but I can hope can't I?


Proud Pervlings,

I come with you... shit...no that's not right.

I come TO you with the exciting changes that the PPSS is going through.

As you can see my the fine specimens of man meat that are under me...er...under this post I mean, there will be a monthly poll, pitting the US hunks to battle (hopefully naked) against the UK hunks (also hopefully equally naked).


So keep your eyes peeled (and your batteries handy) for that showdown that will take place on the first of every month!!!


Along, with the Mighty Bohunk Showdown we'll be having weekly polls arranged by the pervalicious PurdueLiz. Anything goes in these polls and I know we're looking forward to your input! If you've got a poll idea please forward it to purdueliz@pervpackssmutshack.com



Ask a Perv will be a monthly feature that highlights YOU the proud pervling and your questions. Our darling, blushing Brit Emmy will be taking your questions at askaperv@pervpackssmutshack.com

Now, you can either ask a specific PPSS member your question for example.

"Nina, how big is Peter
Facinelli's dick
really?"


Or you can be all encompassing and ask the PPSS as a group.

"Do you guys really all know
what each other's lady
pillows look like?"

Anything goes Pervlings, give us your worst (or in this case your best)


Hmmm, twat else is there. Ah yes, the AUTHOR INTERVIEWS. Girls, let me just tell you how fucking excited I am for these bitches. First of all, the author turnout was astounding. I can't thank them enough for agreeing to have the pervy minds of us (and you) unleashed upon them completely uncensored. So, that being said. I give to you the following...


First, you should know the address to send your questions. Our lovely and multi talented (and double jointed) Bri aka Antiaol will be compiling your questions.


bri@pervpackssmutshack.com is the email to use!


Be specific to the author/PPSS member that you're writing it for please. Get them in soon too! We want as MANY questions as you can muster up for these authors!!!

Perv Pack Author Interview Extravaganza


6/14/09
PPSS Antiaol
Pervy Author Algonquinrt

6/21/09
PPSS Tallulah Remiter
Pervy Author SorceressCirce

6/28/09
PPSS Fiberkitty
Pervy Author JannaBanana

7/5/09
PPSS Pippapear
Pervy Author Americnxidiot

7/12/09
PPSS MsKathy
Pervy Author Gustariana

7/19/09
PPSS Manyafandom
Pervy Author Melissa228

7/26/09
PPSS Ninapolitan
Pervy Author Feathers_mmmm

8/2/09
PPSS Cullenitis
Pervy Author ObsessingOverEdward

8/9/09
PPSS Love=Edward
Pervy Author Adorable Cullens

8/16/09
PPSS OIPEm
Pervy Author gemmabobella

8/23/09
PPSS TBA
Pervy Author tby789

8/30/09
PPSS 4theluvofMary
Pervy Author Gondolier

9/6/09
PPSS PurdueLiz
Pervy Author Bittenev




So there you have it ladies, get cracking on those author questions, we're expecting a lot from you! You've supported us with this venture and we're giving back.

We want your input!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

U.S. vs U.K. Man Meat Showdown

New to the PPSS! At the first of each month, we'll hold a poll so you can vote on the hottest piece of man meat from the previous month's delectable selection. You've got a little less than a week to decide - I know, it's going to be very....hard....to do. But, man up ladies! Cast your vote before Friday at midnight for your favorite hottie! The winner will be posted on Saturday.