Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Magical Meanderings Stumble Through Mists and Time 6/12/12






In our ongoing quest to seek out new smut fic to entertain and delight our readers the pervs have created the Magical Meanderings. Here we will spotlight sexy fics with a magical theme, from any number of fandoms. Fairies, dragons, wizards, shape shifters and even knights will take center stage in these magical and sometimes even mystical tales. Bring your imagination and prepare to be enchanted by some enchanting, erotic fan fiction.

Our latest Magical Meanderings pick is...


Title: Stumble Through Mist and Magic
Author: RuffleFeather
Words: 35,351
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin aka Merthur
Summary: Arthur and Merlin's destiny is much more entwined than even the Dragon predicted but it has consequences neither of them are prepared for.

Emmy
I stumbled [← see what I did there ← ?) upon this fic, quite innocently when perusing what other fics rufflefeather had written, I’d been enjoying all her fics and thought hmmmmn, not read that one before and blundered in. Initially I was thinking, ‘well this is a good fic’, and ‘oooh fun times with slashy princes and hapless manservant’! And then Whooomph! Out of ruddy nowhere, this fic completely suckerpunched me in the ghoolies.

Ok, so before we get to the body slamming of the shock type we get to the body slamming of the other.  Merlin and Arthur’s romance develops slowly and with humour and wee touches of magic:
They sit in silence for a while but he knows Arthur won’t talk until he is ready. On occasion, Merlin’s mindless babble will draw him out, but this is not one of those times. ‘Have you ever… been with a woman Merlin?’ Arthur asks eventually and Merlin gulps, turns red, then white, then red again. Of all the scenario’s Merlin had imagined, ranging from quite ordinary but no less painful (I miss my mother, what was it like to grow up with one), to terrifying (I know you have magic Merlin, what do we do now), to downright paralyzingly embarrassing (why did you touch my hand like that and would you like to do it again), he would take any of those over the conversation they are about to have. He realizes his eyes must be just about bulging out of his head, but Arthur’s face is so vulnerable in its sincerity, Merlin can do nothing but answer him. 

‘Yes,’ he breathes. ‘Yes I have.’ He doesn’t know why those are such difficult words to put together, with the prince gazing at him so intently, so Merlin does what he always does in moments of uncomfortable silences. He fills them. ‘There was a girl in the village, and she took me to the barn a few times. At first it was just a bit of hands and kisses you know, but then she wanted more and she told me how her mother made potions to stop women from conceiving. So one night we eh, well, did it.’ He swallows, his mouth so dry now he couldn’t continue even if he wanted to elaborate further. Which he doesn’t. Instead, he goes for shifting and pressing his thumbs into his eye sockets until the inside of his eyelids turn red. 
‘Did you enjoy it?’ 
His hands fall down limply to his side so he can stare at Arthur. If his mouth is open in silent question, making him look slightly dimwitted, well there is nothing he can do about that right now. ‘Eh,’ he says when Arthur just looks and looks, the blue in his eyes wide enough to reveal the grey swirls, eyebrows tilted in question. ‘Eh, yeah it was eh- all right, I suppose, yeah.’ 
Arthur nods briefly and stares out in front of him, his elbows still resting on his pulled up knees, hands swinging between them in apparent relaxation, which would have fooled Merlin if the muscles and tendons of Arthur’s neck didn’t stand out like painfully taut ropes. Merlin swallows twice, wishing he could go drink from the river so his mouth would feel less like it has sand in it. Or maybe he could just stick his own head underwater until he drowned. ‘Why?’ he croaks out eventually. ‘Haven’t-?’ He leaves it hanging, physically unable to finish the question, because he is about to ask the crown bloody prince if he has ever been shagged and that is just too unhinged for words. 
‘Yeah,’ Arthur tells him, chin almost pressed against the dip between his collarbones. ‘Yes
I have.’ Merlin lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, because for a moment there he was afraid he would have to give Arthur Pendragon the talk (well, he could hardly see him going to Uther for it and who else would inform him?), but apparently the release of air is a loud one and Arthur glances at him beneath heavy eyelids, and snorts. ‘I just didn’t think it was all that, that’s all.’ 
‘Oh. Well. They say it is different, I mean- with different wo-.’ ‘Yeah I know that. I just-.’ Merlin sees Arthur swallow, as if there might be sand in his mouth too. ‘Never mind.’ Arthur goes to shift away but something, the curled up creature in his gut Merlin thinks, makes him grab the prince’s arm and say no, a little louder than he intended. Arthur looks at him with astonishment, but without anger, so he continues. ‘You can talk to me. You know that don’t you? For all the crap that comes out of my mouth- you know you can trust me, right?’ 
At this Arthur’s eyebrow rises higher, as if implying, really? Can I now? But he doesn’t say it, just sinks back and Merlin’s hand lingers a little longer on the bare arm than is strictly necessary. ‘Okay,’ he says at first, like a question before saying it more forcefully again. ‘Okay. But Merlin I swear to the Gods, if you ever breathe a word of this to anyone,’ and some of the fighting flame is back behind his blue eyes. Merlin is almost poked in the face by a pointy finger when Arthur leans close enough for his breath to skitter over Merlin’s nose. ‘The merest hint of a word Merlin, and you will spend an entire week in the stocks before I make your life so miserable, that week will be a happy memory.’ 
‘Right,’ Merlin gulps. ‘You have my word. Not a word.’ He wants to grin but a steady look from Arthur tells him that would be a mighty bad idea. Arthur breathes out slowly and the air comes out a little shakily, so Merlin frowns, worried now. ‘Arthur, what is going on?’ 
Arthur ignores him, stares ahead, and his jaw clenches as if he makes up his mind. ‘Have you ever been with a man?’ His eyes harden at Merlin’s silence and he knows it is being misunderstood so he answers, his voice steady. 
‘Yes.’
See how cute and hesitant they are? Arthur is all crap with his feelings, and Merlin is oblivious! Its great. We even get a very good magic reveal. And the first half is a really great story as we read of Merlin and Arthur’s almost innocent time together. Fear not though dear Pervs its not tooooo innocent:
Arthur’s thumb tracks a slow path over Merlin’s jawline. His lips press unhurried and deep on his cheekbones, his eyelids, his neck. His teeth graze lazily over Merlin’s earlobe, who sighs, feeling every bone in his body turn into something warm and liquid. When Arthur murmurs I want you, against the shell of his ear, Merlin places a hand on Arthur’s chest and pushes. The prince’s eyes widen a little in question but a small smile plays around his lips, tells him okay, let’s do it your way. 
He has stripped prince Arthur off his royal garb many times, but never like this. He turns Arthur around, so he faces the window, the setting sunlight a sharp contrast to his outline, casting a long shadow across the stone floor. Arthur’s hair is like molten gold and Merlin is filled with a sudden ache he can’t explain.
Now there are loads of smuttier quotes than that, but I wanted to leave you the good bits to read yourself.

Then the story takes a different turn. And I will not spoil the breathtaking amazing that this story is for you by telling you what happens. But I was left gasping and shocked. Willing my eyes to read faster so I could get it finished as I HAD to know how it ended. But almost too feart to read it, just in case all my worst fears came true...

We had a wee debate amongst us pervies as to whether you could call this fic a happy ending or not. I still think it is, of sorts...But I will leave you to make up your own mind. Do feel free to share with us, and the author your thoughts on it. I love to discuss this with people! And for the love of god, please do review and tell the author you found it here and what you think!

This is an INCREDIBLE tour de force of a tale. It has everything in it a good magical story should have. Magic in spades, beautiful adorable boys. Heartbreak and agony. Hope - both dashed and blooming. Betrayals, losses, fear, and epic, intense sex and love and passion and Oh! Oh!Oh! It is just wonderful. I am begging you to read this fic. It. Kills. Me. Please go read it. Please?

Chele
Stumble Through Mist & Time is one of those rare fics that can make you feel completely immersed into the canon world as it steers you off course in another direction. In this case, rufflefeather combines our favorite boys from the TV series with the legendary storyline we all know, while giving Arthur the type of love, in Merlin, that is worthy of a King.

The writing is excellent. It is both lyrical and gritty, taking the reader on this magical roller coaster, and holding tight with a level of realism that anchors you when you want to float away with the fluff, or run away from the agony. This story will give you all the emotions, and will hold you en rapt while imparting them.

I love the way that we begin in Arthur and Merlin’s youth. Their friendship is so easy, and later, their love so carefree despite the seriousness of their station and the intensity of the world around them. It’s as if they reside in their own bubble of safety, support, and exploration -of the world and of each other - where no harm can come to them.


As we know it must, this bubble bursts, but it is the strength of this forged bond, and the intensity of their connection that imparts a faith in their intertwined destiny. The smut is plot-driven. It is interspersed throughout the story at various times of Merlin and Arthur’s relationship, and serves to illustrate their connection. The tone and intensity of their relationship mirrored perfectly in their interactions.

It also serves to light my pants on fire.

If you’re ready for a masterful blend of canon universe and willing to let yourself experience the full gamut of emotions that comes from being in love and living a long life, I’ll be holding a space for you here on my fainting couch when you’re done.

Jen
Put on your seatbelts before reading Stumble Through Mist & Time. It’s a wild ride of humor and banter, UST, suspense, beautiful true love, angst, longing, and of course super hot sexing. While it may seem incongruous for a fic that’s so genuinely funny to turn so heartachingly angsty, rufflefeather does it in a way that just flows and is not jarring at all.


Stumble Through Mist & Time is so deeply canon, that as I was watching Merlin the other day I honestly could not recall if Merlin and Arthur’s scenes with Kilgharrah were something I’d seen in the show or had read in a fic. The scenes were so realistic and vivid that *I saw them in my head* and totally forgot that in the show, magic has not yet been revealed.

The other Pervs have done a really fabulous job extolling the virtues of rufflefeather’s writing and the plot of the story, so I won’t delve too deeply into it. This story is going to give you ALL OF THE FEELINGS, and they will definitely stay with you long after reading.

I LOVE when authors describe the physical effects of magic during sex. This is so erotic and so vividly written. Unf!
His eyes flash golden again and he hears the small intake of breath but there is no fear in those large eyes, only wonder. 
A soft breeze plays across Arthur’s arms, ruffling the hairs ever so lightly. It could come from the window, but it moves in a pattern that is by no means natural. It curls around Arthur’s neck, cooling the sweat that is pooled there, before moving down his chest, following the trail across his stomach, until Arthur has to arch into the bed because it feels like a dozen soft hands caressing him all at once. When the breath of wind tickles the hair that forms a path to where all the lines of his stomach come together, Arthur groans, his hands tightening on Merlin’s arms and- 
‘Shit Merlin, are you doing that?’ 
‘Yes,’ he says, with a half-smile, because it started out as teasing but the sight of Arthur, God the sight of him. 
He allows the breeze to thicken into a silvery strand of comfortable warmth, curling down until it enfolds Arthur’s erection, probing further still into that secret place of pure pleasure, drawing a cry from Arthur’s throat. When Arthur can’t stand it any longer, he drags Merlin down until their mouths meet in a kiss that is promise and fulfilment all in one.
So, block off a some time this weekend, get comfy, maybe grab a tissue or two, and fall into the world of Stumble Through Mist & Time. You won’t regret it.

Posy
This was one of my first ever Merlin fics last summer and after reading it, I fell hard and fast in love with Merlin/Arthur. The first time I read it wrecked me, but I was a snot sobbing mess this time around.

rufflefeather starts off by bringing us into the world of Merlin and Arthur that we know from television. But we get to go far beyond that. This is an entirely epic retelling of Arthurian legend where destiny and duty are truly at the heart of the story.

It is that destiny—which is so much deeper than the dragon, Kilgharrah, ever realized—that brings Arthur and Merlin to a place where very tough choices have to be made. Then, both men have to live with the after effects, and we, as readers, have to read through the aftermath. Yes, I’m going for a more dramatic word aftermath for the readers because I fell so thoroughly in love with these guys and wanted them together so badly that I felt ripped apart at times. Characters are rich and deeply developed. The are conflicted and genuine. And they are not perfect, which I so appreciate.

I loved this story and I know I’ll read it again and again (which I so rarely do, btw) because it not only ripped me apart, it put me back together—it made me feel like this is what really happened. And the story will stick with me for days again like it did the first time I read it.

Okay, I’m seriously going to go and get in the tub so I can cry like a baby and no one will be able to tell the difference between tears and water. But don’t let my tears freak you out. These are tears of not just sadness—because I won’t lie, I have those too—but tears of happiness too. Also tears because I don’t have time to go back and reread this again right away.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Pervy Picsperations 06/08/2012

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on LJ or AO3 ) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


IMPORTANT NEWS! We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get TWO WEEKS to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more porn visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...

So we washed it all away in the shower








I am so pleased to say that bluedragoninamber has come back with more in her darkly delish slashy vampy story Descent chapter 3: Tainted. It takes the pictures above for picspiration of being wet, clean and thinking dirty and bluedragoninamber has put her own dark twist for us! bluedragoninamber is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. I can’t wait for more. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts....
 
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was here


What will it take to get you writing for me? …...

So this week? Well summer is here! Never mind the rain, or wind... or clouds... Its summer time. So pull on, OR OFF thos shorts.... Strip off, strip down and show some flesh. For mass appeal for a special someone’s eyes only... But as always its about whatever these sexy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds in shorts do for you. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.

Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....
















I’m waiting.........

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Naughty Nurse June 7, 2012

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Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to asks someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!





DISCLAIMER:
The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational
purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.



Last week’s question on moaners and screamers caused a few readers to share their own stories about copulatory vocalization (Nurse Kimpy is kind of in love with that phrase, ngl). Naughty Nurse Kimpy cautions you NOT to have food or beverages in your mouth as you read on, or your monitor will end up very dirty. Just saying.

Not a question...but just a little bit of info! I'm a moaner, not very loud, but I do find that when I moan sometimes, it triggers something off in me that makes me feel sexier/more in the mood! Not really sure what it is, and I'm sure it must stroke my boyfriend's ego, but I definitely find it helps me too! Not sure if anyone else has had this response-or it could just be me haha.

Nurse Kimpy isn’t going to fault you for moaning, to be sure. It’s a great thing to be able to get so lost in the moment that you let everything go. Honestly. Go, you!

Hello There NNK! Just wanted to add a personal observation I have had regarding sounds during sex. I made the same noises while I gave birth that I do during sex. Even my husband noticed! (Pro tip to husbands out there; Do NOT bring this up in the labour room and especially not during a contraction) Anyway I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed. Thanks for all you do :-)

Um, you need to warn a girl before you offer up details like that. Coffee was spat out of Nurse Kimpy’s mouth, to be sure. And yes, male readers take note: DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN YOUR PARTNER IS IN LABOR. That goes doubly for anything sexual in nature.

Love you, love the blog - I've turned a few of my fellow blushing nursing students onto it, too ;)

Anyway, my question is...how long after beginning birth control pills (I just started them a week ago) is it safe to not use a condom? My boyfriend and I use condoms religiously...hehe...but they really are a pain in the butt. However, me
getting preggo is not an option, so...? Thanks ahead of time - you really are the best.
Nurse Kimpy is all blushy after your kind words of praise, thank you. And trust her when she says you won’t be blushing nursing students for very long. You’re likely going to see A LOT of penises and vaginas in your career, and you’ll get over being embarrassed very quickly.

You can start taking the pill at any time during your cycle. If you start within five days of your last period, you’re protected right away and can have sex without using a backup method (like the condom). If you start the pill at any other time (meaning more than five days since your last period), you need to use a backup method for seven days. After that time, you’re protected and can stop using a backup method.

That being said, however, Naughty Nurse Kimpy wants to add a few words of sage advice. While it might be safe for you to forego the condom use after seven days, that will only protect you against pregnancy. You also need to think about being safe from Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs). If you’re in a monogamous relationship, and both of you came into the relationship disease-free (that means you’ve both been tested and shared the results with each other), then your risk for STIs is low. If you aren’t monogamous or disease-free, then the condoms should stay.

Also, please remember that certain medications can interfere with the pill’s effectiveness. Please be sure to know what all these medications are to avoid an unintended pregnancy.

Hello, Naughty Nurse :) Like many people do, I just wanted to say thanks for writing such a wonderful, fun column. It's taught me a lot about how to keep my body happy and healthy - and for the first time I actually have a question!

Okay. So, I'm eighteen - almost nineteen - and I've been on the Pill for about a month and a half now. I started taking it to help regulate my periods and ease the incredibly painful cramps I used to get (so far, so good.) I was really nervous about all the side-effects but was happy to find that I wasn't showing any. But I've noticed, over the last two weeks (since my last period) my breasts have been really sore, kind of how they get when you ovulate, and I'm convinced they've gotten bigger seeing as it's now a bit of a snug fit when I'm wearing a bra - I feel I should mention that I'm a happy 16D ;) Anyway, I was just wondering if you have any answers concerning the tenderness. It's frustrating and starting to worry me a little. Thanks again xx

It appears as though you discovered one of the pill’s side effects firsthand--sore and tender breasts. The good news is that this usually clears up once you’ve been on the pill for 2-3 months. Stick with it, and Nurse Kimpy feels confident this will improve over time.

For a year now every few months I develop symptoms of a uti or yeast infection, mainly vaginal itching and burning before and after urination. sometimes the burning can last hours. The past 4 times i went to the doctor i tested positive for one or the other. However, recently i've developed the exact same symptoms but tested negative for both and my gyno did not seem to have an answer. I'm happily married and have no std's and have not had children yet. I was just curious if this is something you've heard of or anyone else has experienced. It makes it so difficult to go out and be comfortable. It's very sporadic and i have no food/drink allergies. I'm becoming worried since my doctor seems to be stumped. I cannot thank you enough for your time, you are such a blessing.

Nurse Kimpy has two suggestions for you. First, start drinking a glass of cranberry juice every day, or taking a cranberry supplement. The wonders of cranberry juice in staving off Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs) is legendary. If you want to avoid a lot of excess sugar, since most cranberry juices contain a great deal of sugars, opt for one of the sugar-free brands available.

Second, as for yeast infections, ask your doctor to check your glucose levels and run a complete blood count (CBC) lab test. For some women, when they become diabetic, it shows up early in having an increased number of yeast infections. Your white blood cell count could also be low, meaning you get infections more readily than other women.

Finally, Nurse Kimpy suggests that you take a look at the kind of protection you use when you have your period. If you rely upon tampons, that might be altering the lining of your vagina, making the environment the perfect place for a yeast infection to crop up. She asks you to consider using pads or a menstrual cup to see if either of those help to contribute to happier lady bits.

If none of those suggestions work, please let Nurse Kimpy know--she’ll put her thinking cap on again if she needs to. Best of luck to you.

Naughty Nurse Kimpy is going to be traveling out of the country for the next two weeks. The Pervs at PPSS will be taking over the column while she is on hiatus. She will be back in business for the June 28th blog post.



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