Friday, June 19, 2009

"Restoration" by texbelle








Our Guest Reviewer is WhoKnows?

This week's Perv Pack Recommendation is...

Title: "Restoration"
Author: Texbelle
Chapters: 24
Words: 123,429
Reviews: 654
Summary: Ten years ago, circumstance interrupted their destiny. Now it's time for everyone to go back to Forks for their 10 year high school reunion to face their past with hesitation, hope and maybe even regret. Can they reclaim what was lost? All human.



Guest Reviewer - who knows?
I have been contemplating this review for weeks. (Of course I'm writing at the last minute! Well, I just wouldn't be me without that lovely trait.) I have been trying to think of what could I possibly say to do this story and Texbelle justice. Aside from saying, you must read it, cause it's amazing, der.

I have been following this story since it's baby stage. Sadly,there is no evidence of this fact since; 1.) I was a horrible reviewer in my fanfiction infancy (meaning, I did NOT); 2.) I was none to comfortable breaking up discussions on the thread to say anything; and finally 3.) When I did, I thought I had nothing of value to share. After all of the fact finding I did, or lack there of, I have deemed myself an unworthy reviewer.

Here goes nothing...

I wanted a good solid reminder of all the reasons I love this story. I decided to read from the beginning again after I got the invitation from PPSS to review. I have reviewed every chapter this time, Texbelle will have no question as to how I am feeling at the end of each chapter (btw, I love that you can review more than once on Twilighted!). She thinks I am re-reading cause of her "tortoise like speed" of updating. Truth be told, this story is worth a re-read or twenty.

Texbelle has an amazing ability to tell a story. Simple fact. Her details within each chapter simply astound me. I have told her many times that when I read the updates, I have a movie playing in my head. Each character is moving fluidly, no jerking or jumping within scenes. The reader gets every huff, wince, smile, gasp, tingle and twinge. Treated to funny times, sexy times, sad times, or any time; it's all there and it's amazing. The characters don't shift their weight from one floor to the other on the floor without you reading it.

The story is told from different points of view. Each character is well developed and has their own story to tell. Ten years after High School; Bella, Emmett and Alice consider themselves The Three Musketeers. They are the only ones who remained friends after things went awry in High School. All three, who are living and working in Seattle, have remained very close. Emmett has really looked out for these two and I love the relationship he has with each girl. The three take a trip to Forks for their 10 year reunion. Needless to say, Alice, scheming Alice...

Texbelle paints a very realistic scenario of the how and why of the group dynamics. (What a tight rope I walk! How much can I say without giving too much away and make you want to read it?) Suffice it to say, a lot a has transpired in those ten years. Life experiences have tainted the outlook on life or trust in others. They must all overcome obstacles, physically and emotionally to find the happiness that each desire.

In Restoration, there are a lot of emotions in play. Parts where you may tear up and others where you might need to find your significant other... fast. Texbelle has written it all. Sure, there are great sexy times, cause she doesn't write anything but great scenes! Texbelle has such an amazing story to tell apart from any of that.

I have enjoyed the anticipation for teasers and build-up of the story on the thread. She has built up amazing anticipation of some rule breakage. Rule number 9 has caused quite the stir over at the thread. Date counts are being taken and loop holes have been diligently sought after.

Tex has also included her faithful readers in the Adventures of Restoration Edward and his 19 conquests. This came about with a question after information was revealed in particular chapter. I am proud to say that I am one of the 'lucky 19'.

I believe this Edward is the original 'bedward'. Her description of him with bed head, low slung jeans, form fitting white t-shirt and bare feet sitting on the counter; his hands firmly planted along side of his thighs; leaning forward so his biceps flexed... wait? what? Oh! Oh right, I need to finish the review. *blushes* Sorry 'bout that.

See what I mean though? I can just picture him, right there, on my counter. Feeling him smile against my face as the tip of his nose and his mouth brushed the length of my cheek to my lips; slowly crossing his ankles behind me and pulling me closer. Whoa! Wake up, Who!

See what this Texbelle can do? All the swooning I have been doing over her and Restoration is not for naught. She has a way with words, that one!

Texbelle is about two thirds of the way through so there will be plenty more of this story to come. She has set it up well. Quite a lot of wonderful story left to be told. Go read it, then come play on the thread. Tex shares the music that is inspiring her for every chapter and gives lovely teases. There is plenty of time to catch up and keep the momentum going!

who knows?/yenafer

Bri- I started reading this fic way back when it first started. I think it had like four chapters, and I was completely enthralled with it. I would sit on pins and needles waiting for an update - it was one of those "drop everything you're doing and read right the fuck now" kind of updates for me.

I loved the idea of B/E "lost love" situation and the resulting UST it provided. I am a sucker for some good UST and Restoration provides it beautifully. Never did a make-out session against the Volvo get me so fucking hot. Rawrrr.

And, then we have Bella and her fucking rules. Blarg. Just when she was ready to throw caution to the wind, they cockblock themselves thinking about safe sex. Pfft. Who needs it?

I will say, that while this is definitely one of my favorite updates, I do wish it would happen more often. I generally have to do a re-read to get the gist of what happened by the time the next chapter comes. :(

All in all, I'd give this 4/5 and hopefully bump that sucker up when we get down and dirty.


Emmy- This fic was a new one for me until this week! Durrrrrrrrrrrr! What rock had I been living under..

It was a wee bit different to what I have been reading of late, and I enjoyed the change of pace, scene and the differing characterisations...

I love the idea of Bella & Edward being forced apart and then finding their way back together, but the events that have transpired during the 10years means that things are not as simple, straightforward and A, B, C we are having sex as you might imagine.... This Bella & Edward need to take it slow. Need to be together before they can be together, thanks in part to Bella's rules...
I love the pacing of this story.. I love the unhurried feel to it, yet the building tension and lust.. Its really nice and refreshing to read a fic that makes you understand the characters long before you see them immersed in intimacy.

This way the intimacy means more for everyone - The reader and Bella & Edward... I also like how the supporting cast and their stories are developed. At no point does this story feel like a lets insert some A/J or Em/R action just because. The stories of how they are all trying to find their way home to one another all deserve to be told properly Tex does just that! This story never feels like a cliche or staged or contrite, Its solid writing with beautiful gentle development... I can tell their is much more to come from this delight.

I can't wait to finish off their journey, its so going to be worth the wait! Now go read this fic, don't be a bif bag like me and miss out on quality writing with real characters, and intensifying tension.

A definite 4 innocent (slowly driving Edward wild) boy short style knickers out of 5 from me.


Hope-Hopey is fail and has only read up to chapter 15 (stupid fucking real life), but loved every delicious UST (unresolved sexual tension for those not in the know) filled chapter so far. And FUCK the kiss against the Edward's car in chapter 15 had my panties all atwitter. No Lie.

I do love this story, the whole gang reconnecting after so long, ten years. Finding love again after they had given up hope of every having it. Realizing that the love you had back in high school is the person that you're supposed to be with. Edward & Bella are the main focus, but the secondary storylines of Alice & Jasper and Rosalie & Emmett are just as good. Edward is forced to leave; leave Forks, leave Bella, and leave his life behind. And at the departure of Edward everything else seems to fall apart. Not in an overly dramatic way, but in the way that people grow apart and move on. But at the gangs ten year high school reunion everything comes back together and the three couples reconnect. Bella is hesitant to start things back up with Edward, thinking that he is only going to leave her again. Edward has other plans, he's returning in the hopes of reclaiming what he lost, of reclaiming his relationship with Bella. The love is there between them, not diminishing over the years. They both have changed and grown, they're adults now both wanting a grown-up relationship. They same can be said for the other couples as well.

This story is light and sweet and romantic and fucking hot with just the right amount of angst thrown in. The writing is sublime and all the characters are well rounded and have depth. And this Edward is smoking hot. 4 out 5 panties for moi (and that's just for the UST, as I haven't gotten to the actual sex yet).


Jo-
So. Jo was a twat this week and read the wrong damned story. I am currently engrossing myself in the deliciousness of Restoration and hoping that my meager Chapter reviews will suffice and make up for my complete blonde moment. I will say this however.... so far? sooo fucking good.


Kasey-
This is one fic that hooked me straight from the get-go. The premise of Bella and Edward having been teenage lovers, torn apart by circumstance beyond their control (typical, at that age), and yet still hanging onto those 1st love feelings, 10 years later, really appealed to me. I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but I'm willing to be that most of us girls wouldn't mind having a run-in with our 1st love, right? Well, imagine that 1st love being none other than Edward himself!

Hell, I too would be pining for him 10 years later! *LOL*This is one fic that makes me do a little dance, each time that an update hits my mailbox. It's got the tension-building down pat (a bit o' angst in the mix, Pervlings) but if you get into it, the smut will come...in fact I found myself saying, "Damn it, Bella, sleep with him already!"

But alas, she's protecting her heart and all. With that said, the story as a whole is made of win and Tex has done a terrific job in painting a picture for us with her words and making us fall for her characters easily. Plus, the story isn't just about E&B's romance. It's about J&A's as well as Em&R's...all of whom have lost and found love amongst each other once again. Sure, some can say that it's predictable and cliche, but the way Tex develops the story draws you in and makes you feel invested, so definitely give this one a shot. I'm certain that you'll love it.

This reader gives it a solid 4 out of 5 panty dropper.


Kathy- Chapter 1 of Restoration is everything a good first chapter should be, imho – it sets you up, makes you ask questions and wonder, and gives you just enough juicy detail to have you begging for more. So, we learn that Bella, Alice and Emmett are BFFs, and Alice and Emmett are cookin' up a plan. They're going back to Forks for the high school reunion, and will be seeing Edward for the first time in 10 years. Little does Emmett know, Alice has plans for him as well.

The next few chapters build-up to our moment. In chapter 2, we hear from Jasper and find out about Rosalie. A few more Edward details are sprinkled in and we find out that he seems just as anxious to reconnect with Bella as she is with him. Chapter 3 gives us more background, we find out more about why Edward left, with a very beautiful and UST-filled night-before-leaving goodbye.

The big reunions are in chapter 6, and they're worth the wait. They are sweet, funny, sexy and there is a lot of hope there, for everyone. I like that texbelle didn't make either E/B married and/or dating someone and creating a huge big dramatic conflict that way. Edward is completely up front with Bella that he's missed her and still has feelings for her. I completely laughed hysterically at 27-year-old Edward climbing in the tree through her window, “aww”ed at the conversation that followed and “mmm”ed at the kiss.

Chapter 9 is full of hysterical hijinks and some smexy good A/J times. Some mysteries come in along the way (who is James?) and we find out about some of Bella's strange dating rules (wtf is rule #9?). We get some answers and progress is made between the couples. You gain new perspective on North Dakota and Ohio. There seems to be a lot of ground to be covered still, E/B were in an odd place when last the story was updated, with Jake being thrown into the story, but I am hopeful for an update soon on these six!

4/5 panties


Nina-
God damn Rule #9!!! Blarg. If you don't know what it is, trust me you'll quickly garner a love/hate relationship with it. Sigh. This story was one of my first ventures into AH and holy shit what a venture it was! There are few stories that I truly love that flip POV's in a non-annoying way, here is one of them.

10 years after graduating high school, the gang is back together, sort of. Due to a unfortunate twist of fate, Edward has to leave his dear Bella and move to jolly ole' England to finish school but returns for the ultimate reunion.

The relationship between Emmett, Bella and Alice is probably my favorite next to Edward and Bella (of course). Emmett in Restoration is the ultimate protector of the ladies and they in turn of him. Alice manages to get Edward to the reunion to surprise Bella, but the rest get surprised in the process. Emmett and Rose reconnect as to Alice and Jasper. The beauty of it is that it's all done in such a realistic way it's fantastic. That's the heart of the story, in all honesty.

Bringing everyone back together may have been the easy part, keeping them together is a completely different story! While, Em/A/B live, work and play in Seattle with Edward is just moving back but Rose and Jasper aren't close at all. In fact they're a thousand miles away (or something far, fuck off, I don't do math).

Let's talk about UST, broken record again I know but damn. Tex can write the pants of of UST. Her Edward kills me when he talks, hell he thinks sexy for fuck's sake, but he's just a man. Flawed, hot, sincere, hot, horny, hot you get the point. He knows that she's had issues since he left and his road wasn't exactly sans bumps, so again it's a truly realistic portrayal of two people trying to find their way back together.

Sigh. This story is such a great tale. I love it. I am EAGERLY anticipating the smut, not gonna lie, BUT, when it does happen, it will be A) purposeful B) plot progressing and C) fucking smoking hot.

4/5 from moi.


Stephie- Like emmy, I somehow missed this fic entirely until it was brought up for our weekly rec. I didn't even have much of an idea what it was all about. But as soon as I began reading it, I knew I would enjoy myself. Bella and Edward as high school sweethearts is done pretty often in fics. What I love about this story is that they were forced apart, from circumstances out of their control. Edward's dad got a job that took his family away from not just Bella, but their mutual friends as well. And for both of them, that first love was so important and vital to one another that they held onto those feelings closely. It was that relationship that they compared all else to.

And then when Bella and Edward finally see each other again after ten long years? Good lord, the emotions are pretty damn strong. I am not ashamed to admit that the entire time during the reunion, I kept mentally chanting "hook up, hook up, hook up." If it were me, I would've jumped Edward's bones right then and there. Obviously, I am not Bella, and no such thing happened (damn it). Their rekindled relationship is written very realistically. Bella has gone through certain situations to make her a little hesitant and whatnot, and so the two of them need to move slowly. The UST kills me. Just straight up kills me. It's great. I mean, I want those two to just get naked already, don't get me wrong. But what's so great is that the lead up to the schmexy isn't just for the pure pleasure of it all, it serves a purpose. I agree with Nina; when it happens it will be all very purposeful.

Another great aspect of the fic: the relationships between Alice/Jasper and Emmett/Rosalie. I love when an author can include the other characters into the mix, weave in their own unique stories to enhance the entire thing.

Don't wait as long as I did to read this. 4/5 panties

Steph- I had hoped to have time to do a reread of this before the review. I started reading this last August and fell completely head over heels for it. I was a terrible reviewer (I went back and checked).

I absolutely adore how Tex has brought everyone back together as a surprise, but it doesn't feel contrived. The UST between Edward and Bella is thick, like you could cut it with a knife thick. But it's completely essential to the story. Bella's rules. Argh. I just want her to chuck them out the window, but she's got her reasons.

I adore the relationships that she has created with everyone else as well. This story is so amazing, you just can't go wrong.

4 out of 5 for me, which will undoubtedly go to 5 once we get to the sex that we've ALL been waiting for.

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In addition to our Round Table Review above, we've also asked the author to share a bit about herself...

Texbelle is a native Texan that has lived in Colorado for almost 12 years. She still has the accent, so no need to fret. It's pure hillbilly but only moderately irritating. Every man she loves is married, dead, gay, a fictional character or an international superstar. Suffice it to say she’s single and has come to terms with that. Tex has 2 dogs and is the MIMI to countless friends’ children.

In her real life she is a senior marketing specialist and event planner for a consulting firm. In the great, big, wonderful world of fanfic, she writes Restoration and is a validation beta on staff at Twilighted.net.

Tex stumbled into to fanfic during the painful wait between finishing Eclipse and the release of Breaking Dawn, cutting her teeth on some of the greats: Boycotts and Barflies, Passion Fish, Stranger than Fiction, and News to Me. All these great stories and storytellers inspired her to get back to the creative writing she had always loved. She started out writing Twilight fanfic because she missed the characters, not to mention she had an obnoxious little plot bunny, which turned out to be Resto, that wouldn’t shut up. She had no choice. A stupid bunny running circles in her head and six colorful, chatty, loud voices demanded that tex write. So she did.

Being on staff at Twilighted.net requires a lot of fic reading, so good, bad, or indifferent, she reads it. Since reading recreationally isn’t really a possibility right now, favorites that she currently validates are Poughkeepsie, by MrsTheKing, The Lost Boys, by hwimsey, Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself, by JayJayHale, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, by HMonster and ProfMom and the little known, Paved with Good Intentions, by Jace. Sometimes I get asked to validate for Feathers_mmmm, so I get to read I Love L.A. before it goes public, which is sa-weet!!

In addition work, family, Twilighted, and her own writing, texbelle is also the co-founder of WeBook Apparel. They design and make fun, smart message tees for book lovers, and they have a soft spot in the bottom of their hearts for the vamps. http://www.webookapparel.com/


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hopey loves a vivid imagination.

Title: The Secret Life of Edward Cullen & The Secret Life of Bella Swan
Author: OhMyWord
Chapters: one-shot
Words: 2751/2975
Reviews: 30/15
Summary:

The Secret Life of Edward Cullen: I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.

The Secret Life of Bella Swan: I’m more than a little embarrassed to say that I rearranged my shifts so I’d work on the days he was most likely to come in. Yes I do, in fact, realize how lame that probably sounds.

Yes! Finally back around to moi for the One-Shot Wednesday post. I actually have a pair of companion one-shots today for your reading pleasure. I struggled to come up with a one-shot for my post today. I haven't been in a down-n-dirty mood lately, and most one-shots are down-n-dirty. And then I remembered these two stories, that I think I rec'd in the deviant corner awhile ago. But they deserve a main spotlight because of the unique storyline and stellar writing. So I give you The Secret Life of Edward Cullen and The Secret Life of Bella Swan.

Now I love a vivid imagination and a rich fantasy life and these two stories provide it in spades. These two stories follow an evening of an 'Ordinary Joe', Edward and an 'Ordinary Jane', Bella. Both have admired each other from afar, not realizing that the object of their admiration felt the same way. Edward is a patron at the bookstore where Bella works, not because of his love of books, but because he is enamored with the young women who works there. Bella notices the man who frequents the store and changes her schedule around to work when he usually come in.

They are both shy on the outside, while on the inside they both have rich and vivid fantasies involving the two of them together. Sometimes they are triggered by something external; a book, a cafe, a picture and sometimes they are the stuff pure fantasy. The fantasies or scenarios come and go as they each envision themselves with the other, to the point where they almost take over their lives. The scenario's are not always sexual, sometimes it's the mundane but wonderful everyday things that couples do; like reading the Sunday paper in bed. They both stutter and stumble and berate themselves during their brief encounters in the real world. Whereas in their fantasy worlds they are deeply in love and in tune with the other. Will they ever get the courage to actually talk to the other...well you'll just have to read to find out.

The stories move from the present to the created fantasies of the mind almost seamlessly and it takes the reader a moment to realize where the character is. It's not jerky or disorientating as one might think. There isn't any graphic sex in the stories, but it's alluded to and allows the reader to create their own fantasy. Again the writing is lush and detailed while leaving enough to the imagination. OhMyWord is also the author of many other great stories like Letters to Gramercy and The Life and Times of the Painfully Shy.

NOW GO READ!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Exclusive interview with Benjamin Godfre

Yes, you read that right. THE Benjamin Godfre took some time out of his busy schedule to talk with one of our pervs. We've recently been made aware that his image has swept the Twilight Fandom. Seems we're not the only ones that thinks Ben is the perfect Edward. OOE has plastered his mug up all over on her Holding Out For You thread, and Jen has done the same on hers for Just One of the Guys.

One of our brave pervs, contact him and asked if he would be willing to do an interview with us. We did prepared him of the fact that our questions would not be "typical" interview questions and that we were perverts. Much to our surprise, even with the disclaimer, he agreed.

Now, on with the interview...

PPSS: What's it feel like to know that thousands of girls fantasize about you as their perfect Edward? And, we do mean fantasize... *wiggles eyebrows*
Ben: Thousands of girls fantasize about me as their perfect Edward??! Thats very flattering indeed. I am pleased to know that my images can turn on guys AND girls! I love the camera and I only want to share beauty and intimacy with my images.


PPSS: Any chance you've read Twilight? If so, did you picture yourself as Edward?
Ben: Unfortunately I havent read twilight, I have only seen the movie. But I must admit, Edward was my favorite character because of his ability to love and act with integrity. I guess Edward is a model for any real man to follow.


PPSS: How about fanfiction based on Twilight? With all your spare time, did you happen to read anything off that link we sent you earlier? If you have, no doubt you've seen how...umm...colorful we can be. Thoughts?
Ben: sorry, I didnt get a chance =<


PPSS: You've made the girls go wild on the threads over on Twilighted.net - you sure are a hottie. If we want a bump in thread traffic, we just have to whip out my collection of Benji pics and go to town. How long you been modeling? And, how did you get started?
Ben: I have been modeling since I was 12 years old. I was the original Camp Snoopy kid for the Mall of America in Minneapolis, MN. My modeling really took off when I moved to LA/OC in 2006. Im 22 years old now, and for the past 3 years, I have been working directly with some of the best designers and photographers in town, which surely adds to my experience. I will try to model for some time to come, as long as I have fans that love what I can produce xo

PPSS: Speaking of those pics.... We've...um... come across something a little naughty of you. It's *ahem* quite revealing and there's been much speculation on the threads about your...um... assets. Some girls even tried to blow it up to life size and actually got out a ruler. A RULER! Care to just ease their minds and give us the deets?
Ben: Haha, are you serious?? If I told you, would it give away the mystery?? Lets just say that no one has ever complained ha ha


PPSS: Since that photo has been out, any crazy ladies (or guys) come up and try to cop a feel of the junk? If so, have you started taking kick boxing to protect your family jewels?
Ben: Crazy people approach me all the time, I only wish it resulted in a release!


PPSS: On that note, who hits on you more? Dudes or chicks?
Ben: I live in a pretty straight part of OC, but there are a few guys that have approached me. Usually its the girls who I have connections with. Women are the best ya know?


PPSS: You know that ink is totally hot, right? Yep, us cougars drool over that shit and - well - you have a lot of them (hence a lot of drooling). So, any particular reason you got them? Are they of significance or did you just mark your body permanently to get the ladies?
Ben: Thank you, youre sweet. I DO love my cougars. Haha. But my tattoos represent the time and mindset of my self when I received them. It might sound shallow, but I only have the tattoos to ad an aesthetic quality to my look, and nothing more ha ha =/


PPSS: More on the tats. How many do you have? Where are they? And, what do they mean?
Ben: I have 5 tattoos total. Can you count them all for a prize??

PPSS: We got all five! 1 - bicep, 1 - left shoulder blade, 1 - right shoulder/arm, 1 - calf,
1 - foot. Now, where's our prize?
PPSS: We know you're not just a pretty face (and body), but you're in school as well. What're ya studying? Ever thought about just being a boy toy? We know some cougars that could probably help you out with that if you wanted...
Ben: Talk Talk Talk.. all I ever hear is Talk. Lets see some action ppl =P. I am currently studying to become a doctor. Right now I am trying to get in to University of California, Irvine for a B.S. in Biomedical engineering:premedical. I have an affinity for biology and school is my favorite on-going challenge.


PPSS: Because we're pervs and inquiring minds want to know...what's your fave sexual position? We'll tell ours if it will make you feel more comfortable...
Ben: I have a feeling you like ATM jk. My favorite sexual position is when the girl is on her stomach and I am on top of her while nibbling and caressing her neck with my tongue and lips. Dont forget the hair pulling and naughty secrets as well.

PPSS: We sent you the link to The Locker. Did you have a looksie? We went a little wild over the nipple ring. Still have that sucker?
Ben: Whats the locker?? Unfortunately I dont have any piercings anymore. I was 18 when I took that photo. Ha ha

PPSS: You've just broken me a little inside, Ben. We might cry all day over this. Well, in our mind you still have the piercing. ;)


PPSS: How's it feel to know that you're one of our top Man Meat guys? We have ladies begging for more pics of you...
Ben: It feels great to know that I can turn a woman on these days. Im in Palm Springs right now and I just finished the most incredible-cutting-edge series of new shots. They will hopefully be published in a few magazines soon. Check my modelmayhem page if you desire to see more


PPSS: Anything specific you look for in a significant other? And, no, we are not going to ask you if there is someone currently because if there is, it will dash the dreams of 30-something housewives everywhere.
Ben: Im happily single => I love a girl who can hold a conversation. I am a big fan of touching and I think a little flirting is important to keep the spark alive. I guess if you have a bubble butt and great curves then you have a body that I think is sexy. Some hot tattoos and cute-hidden piercings are always sexy as well. Hygiene is a must! Great hair, nails, and teeth are amazing.


PPSS: One of my girls found a quote from you about romance (you really know what buttons to push with the ladies). So, what's the most romantic thing you've done or had done for you?
Ben: No one has done anything romantic for me in a while. But recently, I decided to make a delicious meal for a friend of mine. First, I grilled pepper crusted ahi and sautéed some fresh veggies. Then we had ice cream and wine. Yummy.


PPSS: So, rumor has it you want to be an actor one day. What would be your dream role? (if it was my choice, I woulda cast you as Edward, btw)
Ben: Acting has always been a secret passion of mine. I doubt I can do it though because of my insanely difficult and time consuming school load. I would have to agree with you, Edward is the man.


PPSS: We know you love to skateboard, how about surf? And, does how you move on a skateboard have any relevance with out you move...you know...in other ways?
Ben: I LOVE to sk8! I literally go to the skatepark everyday. I cant get enough. No, I dont surf, Im not much of a water fan. It gets kinda dirty around Newport/Huntington. Well, skating is like sex in someways. If you want to be good, then you need endurance. IF you want to excel, you need to focus until the end. A strong finish never hurts right?


PPSS: How long have you been skateboarding for? You've probably taken a spill or two, eh? Any rockin' scars? Where at and how'd you get them?
Ben: Ive been skating for 5 years. I have scars on my forarms and chest from it! It gets gnarly.


PPSS: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Ben: Briefs or commando. I ONLY wear timoteo briefs. They are the most comfortable briefs ever and they are sexy as hell too. I am the spokes model for his company, but I would still wear his clothes even if I wasnt affiliated. I simply love how his underwear is low rise which barely covers my ass. Ha ha www.timoteo.net

PPSS: We prefer commando...
Though, these aren't bad, either...
PPSS: What's your favorite swear word? Any you can't stand?
Ben: My favorite swear word is FUCK. Its so versatile ha ha. I cant stand the word Nig***


PPSS: What do you think of older women? You can take this question however you want......
Ben: Older women are perfect. Usually they dont want anything else besides sex from a young guy like me. They are mature, sexy, and direct. Oh how I love my cougars.


PPSS: So, back on topic here... Are you signed to a modeling agency or are you freelancing?
Ben: I am an independent model. I dont want to put my career in the hands of someone else when I feel that I am perfectly capable of doing my own networking. Why give someone else 20% of everything when you can do that part of the work yourself. I am blessed to have such a close network of successful talent around me. We all support each other and continuously do favors for one another.


PPSS: What do you prefer to go by? Benjamin? Benji? Ben? Sweet Cheeks?
Ben: I usually answer to Ben. People have a wide variety of nicknames for me haha. As long as its positive, be my guest to create your own.


PPSS: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Ben: I think Jordana Brewster is sexy. I always have.


PPSS:
We told you there were tons of your fans on the Twilighted.net boards on several of our threads. We know the majority come from this thread and my good friend OOE's thread. Needless to say, they jizzed in their pants when we told them about the interview. Their questions, in no particular order:

il_suo_cantante: How many reps can you do while bench pressing a chubby 5'2" 26 year old?
Ben: haha. Probably like 10 or so ha ha

KatieBelleCullen: Would you be interested in letting me lick you?
Ben: Yes, but dont miss an inch k?

Melissa228:
How long and HARD do you workout to look like that?
Ben: Oh, baby, hard as hell. Im on the skateboard everyday and in the gym 4x per week at least.

Captain Jezebel: Do you ever show up on the set of the shoot, see the outfit, or lack thereof, they have for you and just say..."hell no"?
Ben: If someone is weird or psycho, I usually pick up on that before I am suckered into a shoot. Ha ha. I rely on my intuition.

Captain Jezebel:
How do you feel knowing that women have been known to masturbate with toys to your image daily?
Ben: I love it, Anyway I can help! I masturbate everyday too. So I totally get it.

imdominating: Preference for the trim of the lady's business? landing strip/smooth or 70's bush
Ben: A landing strip is acceptable if its light. But NOTHING beats a nice clean and lickable kitty.

devikalika: What's it like having hot bitches like OOE and Bri being pervily obsessed with you? *Bri cuts in again* I won't deny it...I am a hot bitch.
Ben: Show me some pics and Ill tell you. But these girls are cute I can tell. Bri is funny and I like her tenacity.

Leesh: Do you find that people treat you differently because you are an ungodly amount of attractive?
Ben: Ummm I dont really know. People are either really nice, or totally assholes. I prefer positivity of course.

maganbagan: What, if any, inspiration do you use when you're in front of the camera? Do you feel awkward in a shoot anymore?
Ben: I just try to be myself. By now, I dont really get stage fright anymore

ObsessingOverEdward: What does your family/mother/father/siblings think of your modeling career?
Ben: My family is super supportive (emotionally) not financially. Ha ha. My grandma loves it and shows my pics in magazines to all her neighbors and they get jealous haha. She is so cute.

ObsessingOverEdward: What is your favorite: Book? Movie? Entertainment?
Ben: Right now I'm reading Audacity of Hope. Its an amazing book. I am most entertained by being active.

amore_cl: Just what are you doing with your hands down your pants in the photos where that's necessary? Is it purely for viewing effect?
Ben: Its more of a viewing effect to drive the viewer crazy. Does it work??

PPSS: Uh, yes. We're pretty sure it does.


PPSS: And, finally...because all the girls wanna know. Do you like the peen or do you go for the pink taco? Or do you like to mix things up a bit?
Ben: I love women. I'm 99% straight. Group sex doesn't count right?? Haha

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There you have it ladies - BEN IS STRAIGHT. And, one sexy motherfucker. If he talks like this in an interview, can you imagine the things he says when he's lying on your back licking and biting and thrusting...err...sorry. Got a little carried away. *blush*

That's all we have for today. We will leave you with some of our favorite shots of Ben. Enjoy.


Many, many thanks to Ben for taking the time out of his busy schedule to chat with us about all this crazy stuff.