Saturday, August 11, 2012

Pervy Picspirations Olympics Edition Part 2 8/11/12

Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at or ememmyem on LJ or AO3
) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)
Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

So remember you STILL have another WEEK to get writing and get any entries in to me. As we have extended our Pervy Picspirations submission times for you! So there is no excuse now to not get writing for me! And as a wee brucey bonus, here are two new HOT pics on the of diamonds and pearls to inspire you TO WRITE FOR ME, FOR ANY FANDOM!

So get writing!!
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was here

So this week? It’s time to celebrate our olympians... They are Gods amongst us... Performing superhuman feats.. So this week, its Gods and Olympians... Perhaps you want to focus on athleticism or superhuman strength or stamina. Perhaps you want to focus on sweat and tears? Or possibly on the sports themselves. Or the locker rooms or training? Or the celebrations or commiserations post competition? Or perhaps you want to go back to the spirit of the Olympics and the competition...? Or focus on a time of Gods? These pics are a mix of amazing REAL athletes and some god like models... Which is which?! But as always what do these pics of buff bodies do for you?! How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....

Go on!! I’m waiting.........

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy 8/9/2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses readers’ most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to ask someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!

The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.

Naughty Nurse Kimpy has been very busy with her nursie responsibilities at work. She’s back this week to answer your burning questions. Oh, and btw, if it burns? It’s usually a UTI. *giggles*

Nurse Kimpy got some wonderful feedback from a reader adding his/her opinion/experience to the mix, and she thinks it will be particularly valuable for anyone who is in a relationship with, or is themselves, bisexual:

Hi Naughty Nurse Kimpy! Actually, this is ''Hi to the reader posted on her relationship with a bisexual man.'' Nurse Kimpy gave you lots of good advice.

But I think there is a point that needs to be stressed; there is a difference between sexual orientation and polyamorous relationships. One is not equal to the other. In other words, just because you are bisexual does not mean you HAVE to have same-sex relationships. It just means part of you will always crave it on some level, no matter how amazing your partner.

Denying you are attracted to same-sex is not good for a healthy relationship. BUT I don't think it is any different from being straight and drooling over that new male intern at work. There is absolutely NO obligation to act on these urges. In fact, some people choose to be celibate and never act on sexual urges, no matter if the object is the same or opposite sex as them!

Whether you want an open relationship is up to you. But I strongly feel that it is important to differentiate between attraction and actual action. You shouldn't be made to feel inadequate because you have no penis. Attraction to someone is not dependant solely on their equipment. I think you should beware of manipulation and being guilt-tripped into an open realtionship that makes you uncomfortable. There is nothing wrong with you! HE CHOSE YOU! And if he occasionally craves man on man, that's what porn and fantasizing is for.

Sorry for the long post. I feel very strongly about this. Because I'm bisexual. AND I believe in faithfulness. I was almost strictly with women for over five years. Then I met the man I chose to make my life with, and we have been together ten years. I have never cheated on him with a woman... or a man. The woman-lust, it comes and goes. It is a part of me. And that is fine. I am content to let it lie in order to respect my belief in monogamy. And BTW, when I had a girlfriend, I didn't cheat either, with a man or a woman. Contrary to prejudice, bisexual does NOT necessarily mean slut!

I hope you find happiness, love and balance!

Thank you so much for sharing your opinions and experiences. One of the things that makes Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy a special place is the fact that readers are so willing to share information that will help others. It takes a village to reinforce healthy sexuality!

Hi NNK, first I want to say thank you of how helpful you are. I'm so glad I found a place where all types of questions are answered. I asked a question a while ago & your answer truly helped a lot, now here is another one. I started having sex with my boyfriend, he's the first person I have ever had a sexual relationship with. I guess you can say its a learning curve since I don't really know what I like yet, he's all about trying something new to see if I like it or not. Recently, while being a little rough (which I like) he put his hands around my neck, not choking me or anything like that but I didn't feel comfortable with him doing that. After he went on & on about how great it was. How do you go about saying that you hated what he did?

First and foremost, Nurse Kimpy is just thrilled to bits that she has been able to give you information that has been helpful as you and your partner embark on this process of sexual discovery. It’s what she lives for. That being said, she wants to call your attention to her other mission in life: to ensure that all forms of sex are safe, consensual, and fun.

While Nurse Kimpy applauds you and your partner for taking time to try everything to find out what your likes and dislikes are, the most important part of your experimentation is to pay attention to what each of you prefers or does not prefer. In the situation you describe above, you and your partner don’t see eye-to-eye about something you’ve tried. Clearly, the hands around your neck are neither consensual nor fun. Under the right circumstances, it could even become unsafe. That right there is a three-strikes-and-you’re-out situation. The bottom line when it comes to sex is that if one person isn’t comfortable with the sexual act being performed, it overrules the person who enjoys doing it. No ifs, ands, or buts. This is no means no time.

Now that we’ve established that your dislike of the non-choking chokehold takes precedent over his fondness of it, there’s that tricky matter of communication. Of course it’s going to be hard to say you felt really uncomfortable with what happened when your partner is raving about how awesome it was. It’s a real dilemma--no matter what you do, someone is going to end up disappointed, and perhaps even defensive. One way to avoid the defensiveness is to try to frame the conversation in a more objective way, to keep feelings out of the conversation. Nurse Kimpy recommends that you and your partner create a likes/dislikes checklist, similar to the one used by Edward and Bella in The Submissive and The Dominant. I’m not suggesting that you need to move into hardcore BDSM, trust. It’s more a way for you to keep track of all the different things you’re trying, and then to record a range of how you feel about it:

Like A Lot


Won’t Object

Soft Limit

Hard Limit

On your checklist, for example, you can write in “chokehold” and mark it as a hard limit, while “being rough” could be like a lot. That means no matter what, your partner will not attempt something you’ve marked as a hard limit in the future. The whole idea behind a checklist is to learn where your sexual boundaries are--no one’s boundaries will be exactly the same. Using this type of system is a great way to communicate things easily and objectively. If your partner wants to ask you for clarification on why something is a hard limit or is likes a lot, you need to be prepared to tell him, calmly, the reasons behind your responses.

You might even want to establish codewords for your sexual play--like green for “Gah, yes, moremoremoreplease,” yellow for “slow it down, I’m not digging this so much,” and red meaning “STOP. NOW.” Again, these aren’t words that are laden with meaning and conflict, they’re very objective ways to allow the two of you to develop a sexual activities repertoire that is fulfilling to both of you.

Nurse Kimpy wishes you the best of luck on your journey of discovery, and hopes this will help you in the future. She’s really proud of you for being thoughtful about this process and for recognizing that you have limits that you don’t want to have breached.

Do you have a question for Naughty Nurse Kimpy? Click the banner below, fill out the form, and get your answer in the next installment of Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Twilight, AH, E/B, O/S

Nico - There is just something so sexy about a hot man behind a bar and a woman who takes what she wants. Short and sweet making me wish to find an Edward like this of my own. :)

Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete

Nico - All I am gonna say is that if this is what we get when Cosmo’s Beta has a birthday I hope she has a birthday every week! :)

Corie - Yes please I love it when Cosmo does it quick and dirty!

Twilight, Edward/Bella, Complete, AH

Corie - Such a sweet quick fic about finding love unexpectedly and holding on with everything you are. With a opening like "I had sex with Edward Masen." I was hooked!

Twilight, WIP, Edward/Bella, AH

Corie - Oh this fic is killing me. I adore the writing but I have to warn this fic is far from wussperv friendly. It is tear your heart out angst but so realistic and the last update had me dying seeing when these two were so happy and in love.

Twilight, WIP, Edward/Bella, AH

Corie - Gemgirl65 is trying to KILL ME. Seriously the last update HOT HOT HOT. Some public on the beach loving discreetly under a blanket...yes please can I have some more.

Twilight, AH, One-Shot, Rosalie/Emmett

Teal - This one-shot is a collab between CellaCullen and LyricalKris that was originally posted back in 2010, but it didn’t come my way until LyricalKris posted it on her profile. It’s a love/hate story for Rosalie and Emmett, filled with humor, sarcasm, and really hot fucking in a well-rounded, enjoyable one-shot. I needed a little Rose/Emmett...I just didn’t realize it until I read this!

The Infernal Devices, One-Shot, Jem/Tessa

Teal - While my heart aches for Will in this series, there is still something so undeniably endearing about Jem and Tessa, and Majesta Moniet has such a lovely ability to capture Cassie Clare’s characters in believable, canon ways. For a TMI or TID fan anxiously awaiting the next release from Clare, this is a quick little treat.

Merlin, Modern AU, Complete, Olympics, Tennis, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I just ADORED this fic. It was so wonderful. If you love tennis or sport, or just fit blokes you will love it. UST by the bucketfull and featuring a cheeky Gwaine tennis player (always win!) and a very driven and buff Arthur battling back from injury for Olympic gold...... With a funny and far-too-good-for-his-own-good Merlin. Whose determination to not get in the way of Arthur’s gold medal, drives Arthur abso fucking insane with lust..... Great fic!

by Elirwen on the KinkMe
Merlin, Canon Era, Magical, AU, WIP, Kink-Meme, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I found this fic on an old kink-meme, from someone else’s comment. Its not complete but is still being updated. Its a very quick read and is abso fabby! Merlin ends up being hit with a spell aimed at Arthur (saving him yet again!). The spell causes various ahem physical reactions to Merlin when others say certain words.... Uther delights in making Merlin sneeze repeatedly. However Arthur discovers a different effect and takes his own delight. Such a great fic. A mix of humour and smut, and plot! A great combo, with lots of fun. Love!

Merlin, Modern AU, Complete, Paper Legends, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - Paper Legends is already amazing. I still have LOADS to read, but this was the first fic I read from it this year. Just an amazing fic, with amazing art from Alby-Mangroves. I simultaneously wanted to biff Arthur on the head and hug the feck out of him through this fic! Poor wee lost lamb. A beautiful fic, Merlin and Arthur are great friends but then, he Arthur catches Merlin wanking. To gay porn. WANKING. And its affect throws Arthur off.... Will they get friendship back? More? OH ARTHUR!!!!!! Gah. This fic gave me loads of feels.... Brilliant.

Merlin, O/S, Canon-Era, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - WANK FIC! MUTUAL WANKING! What more do you need? :D

Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Remus Lupin

Chele - The fic pairing that should give me Daddy issues, but somehow it doesn’t. It’s just lovely and comforting, and more than a little hot. Harry is suffering from nightmares, and finds that having Remus close helps to keep them at bay. The intimacy builds as these two war survivors share the road to healing.

Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco
Chele - Brilliant wit meets solid writing, and melt-your-pants smut. Harry’s wand seems to be malfunctioning, but Ollivander’s new apprentice, Draco, thinks that it may be less about the wand, and more about Harry.