Showing posts with label Contest Information. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Contest Information. Show all posts

Friday, September 2, 2011

Give it Up: Perv Pack approved contests

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We Pervs are constantly on the lookout for new sources of smut. Contests are a great place to troll for sexy one-shots to feed our appetites. Are you looking for a contest to write a smutty one-shot for? Here are the details on two contests with early February deadlines. Go, get writing and feed the PPSS beast!


Anyone can write smut, but can you write erotica?

The ladies of the Anonymous Twilight Erotica Challenge want you to show us what erotica means to you. Wow us with your work. Sight, sound, sensation… think about what turns you on and then give it to us. Allow us to get lost in the world you create. Make it lyrical, make it sexy, make it artistic, make it haunting… we want it all and we want detail! We want you to leave us remembering the words you weaved long after we finish the last one.

The What's Your Fantasy: Anonymous Twilight Erotica Challenge runs from September 1st, 2011 to October 1st, 2011.

For complete rules, dates, and submission guidelines, please see the What's Your Fantasy: Anonymous Twilight Erotica Challenge contest page. Or you can find them on Twitter @TwiErotica.




Love means different things to different people. Sometimes it happens between a man and a woman, two men, or even two women. We at the Share the Love Contest believe that love doesn’t have to be restricted to two people alone. That’s right--we are hosting a Poly fan fic contest! Bring us your threesomes or foursomes, slash or bisexual, AH or AU. Hell, we’d love a Pack pile-up and a Vamp group marriage. Use you imagination and Share the Love!

The Share the Love Contestruns from August 29th, 2011 to Octorber 2nd, 2011.

Special note: The winners of the Share the Love Contest will be featured in a Perv Pack Smut Shack post.

For complete rules, dates, and submission guidelines, please see the Share the Love Contest contest page. You can find them on Twitter @sharetheloveff and get inspired by their NSFW Share The Love tumblr.



If you are hosting a smutty fan fiction contest or challenge, and would like to be featured on Give it UP contact us at pervpack@gmail.com.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Give it Up: Perv Pack approved contests

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We Pervs are constantly on the lookout for new sources of smut. Contests are a great place to troll for sexy one-shots to feed our appetites. Are you looking for a contest to write a smutty one-shot for? Here are the details on contests are accepting entries. Go, get writing and feed the PPSS beast!

Spanking the Monkey Contest
Read the title, you get the idea.

Use any character. Just give us your best, smut-filled masturbation scene. We do not care who is doing it or why, we just just wanna see the sexin' of the alone variety. You may include voyeurism, BDSM, lemons, cheese play or whatever floats your boat, so long as there is a graphic wank scene (see contest limitations).

Rules
Length: nine inches. Oh, wait, we mean 1k to 5k words (This isn’t War and Peace).
Genre: Angst! Just kidding. Actually, go for it. We double dog dare you. Any genre is cool
Rating: M only! Readers, judges and participants are all over 18.
Pairing: Any, but see content limitations. Also, there must be wankage. Lots of graphic wankage.OR self loving of the female variety if the female does not have something to wank
Content Limitations: NO incest, bestiality, rape, RPF (we find it just as offensive as the other limitations) or pedophilia. Offending submissions will be disqualified upon receipt.
Number of Entries: 1 single entry per author plus 1 collaboration
Outtakes: Yes, they are permitted. BUT the story should stand on its own as a separate O/s. In other words, readers should be able to read, know everything they need to know, and not have to refer to the original fic.
Continuations: omg who’s really gonna continue a one-shot wank story... I mean, 70 chapters of wanking? Seriously? Do you have severe emotional problems?

Important Dates
Open for submissions NOW until July 7th.
Popular Voting from July 8 - July 21st
Winners announced on July 25th on Twitter, Twificnews, and wherever else we can find. If there are enough entries, we’ll podcast it live.

Have you ever read a lemon in fanfic and thought ‘there’s no way sex is that perfect in real life.’

Introducing the Real Love Contest.

We want your stories based around a realistic sex scene, with all the funny, embarrassing, painful or just unexpected aspects of making love in real life. Maybe Bella and Edward’s first time is more painful than perfect, Esme doesn’t really like to swallow, Leah always gets the giggles or Emmett just can’t perform. We want all the nitty-gritty, imperfect details of how sex really is.

A few important rules (there are more on the contest page):

All stories must include the realistic portrayal of sex or a sexual act. A little bit of plot wouldn’t go awry either.

All pairings/characters are acceptable.

Because of the subject of this contest, all entrants must be 18 or over to participate and all contest fics must be rated M.

In addition to the public and judges’ votes, we will also be giving special recognition to the winners of these categories:
- Deflated Cherry Pop – best depiction of realistic virgin lemons.
- The Closest Near Miss – the lemons that should’ve happened, but somehow... didn’t.
- That Really Happens?! – lemons you thought only existed in fanfic.
- Disaster Alert – it should have gone so right, but then it went so wrong.
- Best comedic value – the funniest realistic lemon story


Important Dates
The contest is open for entries from Friday 15th April to midnight on Friday 3rd June 2011.
Public voting will take place from Sunday 5th June to Friday 10th June.
Winners will be announced a week after on Friday 17th June.

Let’s be honest, we all like a good, steamy kiss. A well written kiss can often be hotter than the actual lemon, and that’s what we’re looking for: a kiss that’ll melt the panties right off of us. We want locked lips, tongues, roaming hands, and bodies pressed against each other. So get to it. The fandom thanks you.

Introducing the Just a Kiss Contest.

*Prompt*
Every love story begins with a kiss…
So give us one. Show us how just a kiss can change a life.

One very important rule: This is a wolf pack only contest. No sparkle!pires allowed (this includes Renesmee, folks)

Important Dates
Entries will be accepted starting 6/10/2011 and will be taken until 7/1/2011
Public voting will be conducted on this page via poll from 7/10/2011 - 7/17/2011
Winners will be announced on 7/20/2011

Introducing the Fetlife at Twilight Contest, an anonymous one-shot contest featuring your choice of fetish(es).
Merriam-Webster’s Medical Dictionary:
fe·tish: an object or bodily part whose real or fantasized presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression.

Wikipedia:
Sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism, is the sexual arousal a person receives from a physical object, or from a specific situation.

For visual inspiration, visit Fetlife at Twilight on tumblr. Note that entrants are not required to use one of the images presented on this site as the inspiration for their story.

Important Dates
June 3rd, 7:00 a.m. ET: Contest opens.
July 1st, 12:00 a.m. ET: Contest closes.
July 2nd: Public voting starts via a poll link located at the top of this page. Note: Regardless of how many stories are submitted and accepted, we will only have one round of public voting.
July 9th: Public voting ends.
July 11th: Winners announced here, any of the judges' blogs who sees fit to post, and the Fetlife at Twilight tumblr site.


So, go on, get your pencils out and start writing some smut!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Give it Up: Perv Pack approved contests

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We Pervs are constantly on the lookout for new sources of smut. Contests are a great place to troll for sexy one-shots to feed our appetites. Are you looking for a contest to write a smutty one-shot for? Here are the details on two contests with early February deadlines. Go, get writing and feed the PPSS beast!



Hosts by @SingleStrand and @ouiserb have put together the @Eurofornication contest to get some more smuttilicious fic set in Europe for their friend @TippyL.

They want your best slash or threesome one-shot featuring Edward. It MUST take place somewhere in Europe and entries must contain a lemon.

Just imagine...Long-time couple Edward and Bella meet Brit Riley in London and ‘expand their horizons’? Shy artist Edward backpacks through Ireland and Peter serves him more than just Guiness at a local pub? Or maybe businessman Carlisle can’t wait to be back in Paris where his lover Edward awaits. Be creative!

Contest Dates:
Open for entries from Monday, February 21st, to midnight on Monday, March 21st.
Public voting will take place from Tuesday, March 22nd, to Tuesday, March 29th.

For more information check out the Eurofornication contest FFnet account or tweet @Eurofornication


Note: The Pervs have made a special exception for this very worthy cause. We would love to see some hot and sexy fics make it into this compilation. Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of Japan.


UNF4Rob, Krystal, Maria and Alex have hosting the Fandom Fights Tsunami.

By donating a minimum of $5 you will have access to a compilation of stories and poems by amazing authors. These stories are going to be from all different kinds of fandoms; not just twilight. So if you want to write for Harry Potter, Hunger Games or write your own original fiction, we need you! All stories will be due by May 1st.


For more information go to the Fandom Fights Tsunami or email them at fandom4tsunami@gmail.com. You can also follow them on twitter at @Fandom4Tsunami.


If you are hosting a smutty fan fiction contest or challenge, and would like to be featured on Give it UP contact us at pervpack@gmail.com.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Give it Up: Perv Pack approved contests

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We Pervs are constantly on the lookout for new sources of smut. Contests are a great place to troll for sexy one-shots to feed our appetites. Are you looking for a contest to write a smutty one-shot for? Here are the details on two contests with early February deadlines. Go, get writing and feed the PPSS beast!


Tea Bagging Twilight Contest
Read the title, you get the idea.
Approximately 500-1000 words of your most ridiculous lemon
Plot is irrelevant
Must involve some Oolong Tea!

18+ only - Stories Due 2/1
The winner will be chosen by Pavarti

Stories will be posted in the Fanfiction.net C2 as well as on the Tea Bagging Twilight Contest blog.


Caught With Your Pants Down
FreeWriters One-Shot Contests

Come take a journey with us down a path fraught with humor, adultery, embarrassment, excitement, exhibitionism... perhaps even a night in the slammer. The possibilities are endless.

Wow us with your imagination. Take your favorite Twilight characters and show us what happens when they get caught with their pants down... in the dark of night, in the light of day, from the boardroom to the bedroom and everywhere in between. AH is welcome, but not required... even the immortal get caught with their pants down sometimes.

CONTEST DETAILS:

*This is an anonymous contest*

Submission Dates: Entries will be accepted from January 12, 2011 until midnight EST on February 4, 2011. **The deadline for use of our beta services is on February 2, 2011.

Voting Dates: Voting will take place from February 11, 2011 through February 19, 2011. The contest winner(s) will be announced on February 20, 2011.

Entries will be posted on the Fanfiction.net C2 as well as on the Free Writers site
Complete details are available on the FREEWRITERS one-shot contest group page. You MUST be a member of the group in order to read complete contest rules and regulations and submit an entry. No exceptions.

So, go on, get your pencils out and start writing some smut!


If you are hosting a smutty fan fiction contest or challenge, and would like to be featured on Give it UP contact us at pervpack@gmail.com.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Contest Announcements

Three contests to announce this week!

Want us to list your contest in our sidebar and post the details in our bi-monthly posting? Email them to contests@thepervpackssmutshack.com

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Geekward Shuffle Challenge - ends 12/12/09

Are you a Twi-fic newbie? A struggling author?

Or are you simply a Twilight obsessed writer with a penchant for music and Geekward? Then this is the contest for you.

Welcome to the Geekward Shuffle Challenge, The Twinklings Community’s first writing contest!


Objective: To write a one-shot Twilight fanfiction story with Geekward, based on a song that you have stumbled upon in your iTunes Shuffle Playlist.


Rules: Your story must somehow be related to or inspired by the first song that plays when you turn on your handy-dandy iTunes Shuffle Playlist right after reading these rules. (If you don’t have iTunes, and instead utilize a different music system, then you need to pick a song at random.) Obviously, we can’t check to make sure that you guys are actually letting Shuffle pick your song, but we’re going on the honor system here, okay?

Your story’s version of Edward MUST be Geekward. It doesn’t matter if your interpretation of “geek” is that he watches Star Trek, plays PacMan, lives in the downtown library, or is a member of some computer “geek squad”…the point is that you make it obvious that he’s our adorable Geekward for whom we all harbor a soft spot.

As for the other characters: they may be all human, or all vampires. It’s up to you.

Your story MUST be a one-shot, that has never been previously published. It must be able to stand alone, although you may continue it, if you so desire, AFTER the contest is over.

Your story must lie between 1000 and 8000 words. Anything shorter than 1000 words, or longer than 8000 words, will not be considered for the contest. This does NOT include the mandatory information at the beginning (which will be covered momentarily).

You may collaborate with another author if you wish. If you choose to do so, then both of you are counted as only one author, therefore, that will be your only entry.

Having said that…only ONE entry per author.

No changes may be made after you have submitted your story.

Your story may have any rating.

The basic common sense rules apply, in that we will not accept stories with nastiness (i.e. pedophilia, bestiality, etc.)

You may promote your entry with banners, buttons, etc. You may NOT, however, post teasers or pieces of your story on other website. This includes The Twinklings. You may only redirect people to your story, using your ff link.

You may not expect beta help from The Twinklings for this contest. We realize that our purpose is to help writers, but since we’re hosting the contest…well, it just won’t work out this time around. We apologize profusely.

Just to clarify, this contest is open for everyone, not just those associated with The Twinklings.


Submission: Your story must be posted to ff.net. The same day that you post your story, you must also send an email to thetwinklingscommunity@gmail.com letting us know of your entry, so that we can add it to the C2.

You must include the following information at the top of your entry, as well as in the email you send us.

Geekward Shuffle Challenge

Pen Name:

Link to FFnet Profile:

Song Title:

Story Title:

Rating:

Disclaimer:

Summary:


Dates: The challenge will run from the 11th of November to the 12th of December. These are the dates between which you can write, submit, and promote your entry. The open voting will begin on the 13th of December, and will last until the 20th.


Prizes, & All That Jazz…: First, second, and third place will be determined by a public vote.

Our judges include:

-The Twinklings Staff (Natalie, Misty, and Drea)

-Bronzehairedgirl620

-The Romanticidal Edwardian

-bella c'ella luna

-tiffaninichole

We're still looking for a few more judges...but at any rate, the group will deliberate, and select winners for the following categories.

-Best Written

-Best New Author

-Best Geekward Rendition

-Best Sweet-yet-awkward Moment

-Most Inventive Meeting

-Best First Kiss

And perhaps…best lemon? It rather depends on if we get any citrusy entries.

All winners will receive brand-spankin’ new banners, and will be announced on The Fictionators and TwiFic News.


The Twinklings Staff may see fit to change dates, rules, etc. We reserve this right 100 percent. No complaints!

Come play on the twilighted thread: http://twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=7282.

Thank you so much for your interest, and best of luck to all who enter!

Your Geekward Obsessed Hosts,

The Twinklings Staff

(eglantine, drea, and Misty)

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Out of This World Contest - ends 12/16/09

As much as we all love the Twilight saga and Forks, we’ve decided that we want to see YOU take the Twilight characters out of their world and drop them into another world YOU already know and love.

Objective of this Crossover Contest:

Choose between a television show, another novel, or a movie and put one or more of the Twilight characters into that world. No stories can take place in Forks, the characters must be in the CrossOver location. There has to be at least one interaction between a recognizable character from both worlds.

If you choose to deviate from the three categories specified at your own risk, remember that your story must place the characters into another fictional world and you must have an interaction with a character from that world. Please be aware that there is a possibility that your story may not be accepted if it does not meet these specifications.

Examples: (feel free to use these examples - we wouldn't mind reading these :)

Grey’s Anatomy: Edward, McDreamy’s younger brother, is the new intern at Seattle Grace, will he give McSteamy a run for his money on capturing nurse Bella's heart?

Desperate Housewives: The Cullen's move to Wisteria Lane, what are they hiding, and why don't they ever come out during the day?

Titanic: Alice shares a chaise lounge with Rose DeWitt and expresses that she has an eerie feeling that something bad is going to happen. Is Alice able to keep her and her fiance Jasper alive?

Pride & Prejudice: What if Edward won the affections of Elizabeth Bennett before Mr. Darcy was able to admit his?

90210: Carlisle is the new Dr. in town and when Kellie Taylor sprains her ankle, will love be found in the Emergency Room?

Please remember that FanFiction.Net respects the expressed wishes of the following authors/publishers and will not archive entries based on their work:
Anne Rice
Archie Comics
Dennis L. McKiernan
Irene Radford
J.R. Ward
Laurell K. Hamilton
Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb
P.N. Elrod
Raymond Feist
Robin Hobb
Robin McKinley
Terry Goodkind

Rules of the Contest:

  • Choose between a television show, another novel, or a movie and put one or more of the Twilight characters into that world. No stories can take place in Forks, the characters must be in the CrossOver location. There has to be at least one interaction between a recognizable character from both worlds.
  • A one-shot that must be a stand alone original story. It cannot already have been published somewhere else.
  • Stories cannot be continued until after the contest is over.
  • Entries must have a minimum of 1,000 words and a maximum of 8,000 words. This does not include the information at the top. This is the content of the story. (We will be using g-docs to measure the word count. Drop your story content into a Google Doc & double check before you submit it. If it's over, it will be disqualified.)
  • Any rating will be accepted.
  • A maximum of two submissions are allowed.
  • Entries can be collaborations or a solo entry.
  • Entries can be all human or include vampires.
  • Because the contest is anonymous, please no Author’s Note’s. I’m sure your Beta(s) will understand and you can add them after the contest is over and you post the story to your own account.
  • Once you have submitted your story, no changes can be made.
  • Entrants may promote the contest itself, but not their own story.
  • Stories may not be posted anywhere but the Out of this World Contest profile FF.net page, by the owners of the contest, until the winners have been announced. Entrants deviating from this rule, including posting teasers, will be disqualified and their story removed from the contest. We’re operating on the honor system, so please be fair and follow the rules.

Get your story beta’d. Stories will be validated for spelling and grammar, and if the story does not pass validation, it will be returned to you. You will, however, be welcome to resubmit it with corrections to spelling or grammar.

If you wish to obtain a beta and do not already have one, we strongly recommend you check out Project Team Beta: http://community.livejournal.com/ptb_twilight/389.html

Please Note:

Although you cannot share your entry, you can let others know you have submitted a story for the contest. If you would like to promote the contest, feel free to use the banners which can be found on the Twilighted Thread.

After the announcement of the contest winner(s), entrants are free to add their stories to their individual FF.net accounts. Out of this World will list all entrants and their authors in our Out of this World Contest Community.

We reserve the right to make minor adjustments to dates and/or rules should that become necessary.

Not Allowed:

No rape, incest, pedophilia, etc. will be accepted.

Submitting Your Story:

All entries must be submitted via email to outofthisworldcontest@gmail.com by December 16, 2009.

Although this contest is anonymous, all entries must be submitted with the following heading that will be removed before posting, make sure you mark if you this is your first fic:

Anonymous "Out of this World" One-Shot Crossover Contest

Pen Name:

Link to FFnet Account:

Newbie?

Movie Title, TV Show or Book and Author:

Recognizable Character(s) from other world:

Title:

Rating:

Disclaimer:

Summary:

All entries will appear as a separate story on the Out of this World FanFiction profile page.

Once you have submitted your story, no changes can be made.

Contest Timeline:

Now – December 16th 11:59 EST – Accepting Entries
ALL STORIES WILL BE POSTED the weekend of December 20th

December 20th – January 2nd – Public Voting
January 5th – Winners Announced

Regardless of how many stories are submitted & accepted, we will only have one round of public voting that will include all stories in the contest.

Judging, Winners and Prizes

There will be 3 winners decided by a public vote.

and

There will be judges selecting winners in the following catagories–

Best Overall Story

Note: Your story does not have to fit in any of the below catagories to win in the overall catagory.

Best Knee Slapper
Best Tear Jerker
Best Citrus
Best Newbie Author

The judges are:

booboo_kitty
BritPackSuccubus
Jessica1971
Kassiah
tby789

We reserve the right to award anything else we deem necessary.

Winners will be announced and featured on "The Fictionators" on January 5, 2010.

The first place public vote and the Judge's Overall Winner will receive a banner designed by HeatherDawnC.

All winners will receive a contest banner displaying their placement in the contest.

Any updates to the contest will be announced here and by TwiSherry & heathrdawnc on Twitter.

Thank you to all who enter, and Good Luck!!

Your Hosts ~ HeatherDawn & TwiSherry

Thank you to TwiFic News and The Twilight Awards for featuring information regarding our contest.

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A Picture is Worth 1000 Words - ends 1/10/10

A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words Contest

Everyone says a picture is worth a 1000 words and if anyone has seen the recent Vanity Fair photo shoot of the gorgeous Rob Pattinson they know it is true. We have chosen what we feel are the 5 most inspiring shots and would like you to pick one and create a 1000 word one shot placing our dear Edward center stage.

Co-Hosted by: Katiedid01 and Rosalynn

Have fun and good luck!

The selected photos are available for viewing here.

Contest Rules and Guideline

Submissions must be a one-shot. Must contain exactly 1000 words (excluding header and author’s notes). The official word count will be assessed during validation. Limit of two entries per author. Entries may have any rating but the author must be 18 years old to submit an entry. Entries may be Canon, AU, AH or of any genre. Any and all pairings are accepted. The entry must be new material, written for the contest, but may contain characters from the authors own existing fan fiction. One-shots may not be expanded until after the contest is over. Absolutely no entries of rape, incest or pedophilia. Any entry found guilty of this will be disqualified.

Header

All entries must feature the following heading:

A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words Contest

Title:

Your pen name:

Inspirational photo number:

To view the photos for this contest visit: http://i618(DOT)photobucket.com/albums/tt268/Rosalynn7885/contestcollage(DOT)png

Rating:

Summary:

If you would like to see all the stories that are a part of this contest visit:

http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/community/a_picture_is_worth_a_1000_words_contest/76199/

Submitting an Entry

Post your one-shot between the 1st and the 10th. In the summary of your one-shot make sure to put Entry for the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. Send a message to the A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words when it is posted and it will be added to the community for viewing.

Voting

Entries will be accepted from January 1st – 10th. Voting will run from January 11th – 18th. Winners will be announced on January 25th. 1st place and runner up will be chosen based on votes by reader. The judges will also select their favorite entry.

Prizes

Winners will receive a banner featuring your story name and penname by m81170 to post on your website and/or profile and of course bragging rights.

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Of course, don't forget about The Perv Pack's own contest, An Officer and A Gentleman, which ends 01/09/10.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Pack Loves a Man in Uniform.

The Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest

The Pack loves a man (and woman!) in uniform, whether Military, Police, Fireman, or Spy. There’s just something about someone in uniform that gets us going. There seems to be a lack of these fics in the fandom lately. We want them, we want them hard. Thus the An Officer and a Gentleman contest was born. Join us in celebrating all those that serve, and look mighty fine doing it.


Rules:

-one-shot (o/s) story must feature at least one main character (may be male or female) in the service. This includes; Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Law Enforcement (Police, Sheriff, SWAT, FBI, CIA, etc..), Firefighter, Forest Ranger, Mountain Rescue, Foreign Military and Law Enforcement (Royal Marines, Mounties, MI5, etc..). Basically, anyone that wears a uniform and carries a weapon. If we’ve missed a profession you would like to include please contact us.

-Smut is not required but appreciated, as is UST (unresolved sexual tension).

-Must be an o/s that is a NEW story. Your story cannot be continued until the contest is over. In addition, your entry cannot be a side-shot or outtake from any on-going/completed fic. It has to be a stand alone/original piece.

-Your story's word count must be between 3000-7500 words, not including mandatory header. Please stay in this word limit range. Entries that do not fall within this range will be disqualified.

-Entries can be Vamp, Human, Slash, AU, anything your mind can come up with.

-There are no genre requirements, however, stories with themes of rape, incest, pedophilia, mutilation, torture, kidnapping, or forced submission will NOT be accepted. This includes physical/verbal/sexual abuse disguised as smut. If it isn't clearly consensual, we are absolutely not interested. And just in case this isn't obvious, no smut when one is in the shape of a wolf!

-Please consider spelling, grammar, and character development. Entries with too many grammatical/punctuation/spelling/sentence structure errors will not be accepted. Betas are beautiful people, get to know one.

-Collaborations are acceptable.

-Maximum of 2 entries per person/collab. If you collaborate with someone, that counts as one of your entries. You can do two solo entries, one collab and one solo, or two collabs.

-All entries must be posted on http://www.fanfiction.net/ Once you have posted your story, submit the link via a private message to "An Officer and a Gentleman" profile for entrance into the contest and C2.

-Any questions, please PM or email us at uniformward@pervpackssmutshack.com

-We reserve the right to alter or change these rules as we see fit, including entry deadline, voting timeframe and winner announcement.

Submission Time Period and Voting:

Entries will be accepted starting December 5th until midnight (EST) January 9th.

Public voting will begin January 11th. End date TBD, depending on the number of entries received and the number of voting rounds required.

Judging and Categories:

All submissions will be validated by members of the judging panel to ensure they meet all contest rules. Stories which do not meet requirements will be disqualified.

There will be multiple winners of this contest:

1) Readers Choice Winner will win by popular vote via a public blind poll.

2) The panel of judges (The Perv Pack) will also select winning stories. Categories include, but are not limited to:

-Judges Individual Choice
-Best Use of Uniform: incorporation of the theme into the story.
-Hottest Serviceward/sper/mett/lisle.
-Steamiest Smut
-Most Luscious Non-Lemon (UST)

Judges: The Perv Pack, who are 4theluvofmary, antiaol, manyafandom, mskathy, ninapolitan, pippapear & purdueliz.

Winners:

The winners from both the public poll and judges' selections will be announced on the Perv Pack's Smut Shack. Date of announcement TBD.

All winners will have their stories featured on the Perv Pack's Smut Shack and will receive a special banner.

Mandatory Header:

All entries must include the following information as the header of your o/s:

An Officer and A Gentlemen Contest

Title:

Your pen name(s):

Branch of Service/Profession:

Pairing:

If you would like to see all the stories that are a part of this contest visit the "An Officer and a Gentleman " C2 Community:

http://www.fanfiction(dot)net/community/The_Perv_Packs_An_Officer_and_a_Gentleman_Contest_Entires/76389/


Thanks

~The Perv Pack

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Contest Announcements

Two new contests to announce this week... Want us to list your contest in our sidebar and post the details in our bi-monthly posting? Email them to contests@thepervpackssmutshack.com

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Twilight in the Roaring Twenties Contest - ends 01/01/2010

An era competition of the 1920s. A time of jazz, bootleggers, mobsters, and Edward-Fcking-Cullen.

Hosted by: Thedarknessofthemoon, Jessica0306, and Littlelea05

Deadline for submissions: New Years. Jan 1, 2010. 12:01 PST

This competition is to explore the times of the 1920's, during the time "Edward was new born". However, it does not have to follow the books. The point of the contest is to explore the Twilight Saga in the Twenties.

It doesn't not have to be canon; AH or Vamp will be accepted. If enough entries are accepted, we will split the voting into two categories of AH and Vamp.

All submissions will be reviewed by the moderators of the contest and submitted into the C2 for approval. All moderators of the contest have the right to refuse any entries they feel do not comply with the rules of this contest.

Requirements:

  • Must contain themes of the 1920's.
  • Must comply with Twilighted standards of spelling and grammar. Betas are strongly encouraged.
  • Submissions from those who are under 18 will not be accepted.
  • This must be a one-shot and cannot be continued until after the contest.
  • Word requirement of 5k-15K. Does not include header.
  • There are no specifics on POV and all categories (AUH, AH, Canon, OOC) will be accepted.
  • Mature content is allowed, but not required. However, it should not be your driving force. Any entries that are just smut for the sake of smut will not be accepted. There must be a story line/plot.
  • No stories containing rape, pedophilia or incest will be accepted.
  • Contest entries are now being accepted until Jan 1, 2010.

Voting:

  • Winners will be chosen in two categories: Reader's Choice and Judges' Pick.
  • All entries must be posted on Fanfiction.net. Once your story has been posted, please submit the link via PM for entrance into the contest.
  • All entries must feature the following heading:

Roaring Twenties One Shot Contest

Title:

Your pen name:

Characters:

Disclaimer:

To see the other entires of the Roaring Twenties One Shot Contest, visit the C2:

http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Roaring_Twenties_Contest/75957/

The competition is hosted by: Thedarknessofthmoon, Jessica0306, and Littlelea05

Winners:

Top two winners in Readers Choice and Judges' Pick categories will be given personalized banners for their one-shot made by Thedarknessofthemoon, and will be featured on the Edwardville Blog in an author interview.

Contact:

  1. PM us: http://www.fanfiction.net/~roaringtwentiesgangsterward
  2. Email us: gangsterward@gmail.com

Contact us any time with questions, suggestions, comments, concerns, etc.

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The ‘Make it Work!’ Contest - ends 1/14/2010

The ‘Make it Work!’ Contest is a contest of collaborations – in real life and on the page. The purpose of this contest is to collaborate with your peers to create a story the deals with collaborating. During this time of year, we are all reminded to put aside our differences and this contest is to remind us all of that and to hopefully promote it into the new year.

Rules

  • Stories must have at least two authors and at most four.
  • Stories must follow this simple plot: the two main characters have some kind of conflict and must work together to reach the desired end result.
  • This contest is anonymous therefore the authors of the stories MUST remain anonymous until voting is complete and the winners have been announced.
  • Stories must be between 5,000 and 20,000 words in length.
  • Stories must a one-shot, meaning that the story is contained within one body of text and/or one chapter. Stories may be continued after the contest is complete and the winners have been announced.
  • All stories must be rated M, but DO NOT have to contain any smut/lemons/limes, although they are allowed.

Dates

  • Stories may be submitted beginning December 1, 2009.
  • Stories must be submitted by 11:59 pm EST on January 14, 2010 to be considered for voting.

Submitting

  • All stories should be attached as a Word Document (.doc/.docx) in an e-mail sent to w2tcontest@gmail.com.
  • Each story should include the following header…

The ‘Make it Work!’ Contest
Title:
Pennames: (fanfiction.net pennames please)
Main Characters:
Summary:

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Contest Announcements

This is the longest contest post yet! Get comfy... As usual, they are listed with the contest ending soonest at the top.

That Thing Called Love O/S Contest - ends 10/22/09

Love, it touches us all in some way, shape or form. Whether it be romantic love, brotherly/sisterly love, parental love or platonic love, we've all given and received it at some point in our lives. How do you show someone how much you love them? Do you extend an estranged brother or sister forgiveness? Do you give up one of your dreams so your child can follow theirs? Do you take a less fortunate friend on the vacation of a lifetime because you know they'd never be able to experience it otherwise? Do you let the love of your life go so that she can give herself to hers?

We want to know what your idea of the greatest expression of love is, and here's your chance to flex those brain muscles, and let that love and creativity flow. There's only one expression of love you cannot include: Sex.

All one-shots must be free of sex, intercourse, lovemaking, insertions of tabs into any slots, and so on and so forth. There can be no fondling of breasts, no hand jobs, no oral, and no nudity whatsoever. No mentions of hardened cocks or wet pussies, or how much one character is aroused. No touching of genitals through clothing. No grinding. No lemons. No limes. No orgasms. No dry-humping. Kissing on the mouth is as racy as you can get (leg hitches are allowed), and yes we know we sound like your parents.

Sound difficult? To some it will be. But you can do it, we know you can.

Rules
This contest will run from September 22, 2009 - October 22, 2009

This contest is open to everyone. Please be sure to read the rules below as well as the Entry Information. Not following the rules/procedures will disqualify you.

1. Your O/S must be free of any of the activities listed above. Don't try to find loopholes, please. Be creative and show people loving each other without being physically intimate -that's the point of this contest.
2. All pairings accepted, and your entry can be AU or AH.
3. There is a 5,000 word minimum, and a 15,000 word maximum. Any entry not meeting these qualifications will be omitted from judging.
4. Collaborations are allowed.
5. You can enter as many times as you'd like.

Entry & Judging Information
THIS CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED ANONYMOUSLY - BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES BELOW

1. To enter, you must send your O/S in an email or attachment to thatthingcalledlovecontest (at) gmail (dot) com before 11:59PM EST on October 22, 2009. The subject of your email must be in the following format: STORY TITLE - PEN NAME
2. The entries will be stripped of all identifying information and distributed to the judges on October 23, 2009. The person distributing the entries for judging will not be a judge - at no point will a judge know which one shot belongs to which author.
3. Judges will narrow the entries down to five (5) finalists for each category (Best Romantic Love, Best Platonic Love, and Best Familial Love), which will then be posted to our profile and put up for an anonymous vote by the public on November 5, 2009. Because of our desire for anonymity and fairness in judging, you may not post your entry to your FF profile until after the winner has been announced. We will be checking, and doing so will disqualify you.
4. The O/S must be original to this contest. It cannot be an outtake from a current fic, although it may be continued once the contest is over.
5. Spelling and grammar will be taken into consideration, so please make sure yours are correct!

The stories will be judged using a point system (1-10 points for each category, for a possible total of 40 points) based on the following: story concept, characterization and plot development, grammar and spelling, and success in portraying the reason and feeling behind the expressions of love portrayed in the submission. Score sheets will be kept for each participant, and will be available for review upon entrant's request.

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON NOVEMBER 15, 2009

First, second, and third place winners will be placed in three separate categories: Best Romantic, Best Platonic, and Best Familial Love

Judges:

Lillybellis
sensecoalition
shutupinyerface
mylittlesecret84

Entry Identity Stripper/Sender-Outer

nerac (The Fictionators)

If you have any questions or concerns, please send a PM. We look forward to reading your entries!


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“Whodunit?”: A Murder Mystery One-Shot TwiContest - ends 10/27/09
Hosted by: The Ladies of WARehab

Judges:

spellboundagain
Mina Cullen

AudioFanfictionProductions (Comprised of AngelKay17, NessieBlack14, and BellaLove99)


M.O.:

Was it Mrs. Peacock in the library with a rope? Or maybe Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the revolver? Perhaps it was Edward Cullen in the parking lot with the Volvo? Everyone loves the mystery of murder, so how about a murder mystery? Feel free to go a little wild with this, use past murders as inspiration, or come up with your own sick and twisted idea!


The Evidence Bin:

  • Story must have both murder AND mystery.
  • Lemons are acceptable as long as they tie in to the story.
  • Must have at least one Twilight character and any pairings are accepted.
  • Entries may be canon, AU, or AH and may be of any genre (even crackfic as long as you can make murder and mystery humorous).
  • Entries must be rated M (there IS a murder after all).
  • Collaborations will be accepted.
  • Limit of two entries per author/collaboration group.
  • Minimum count of 4,500 words, maximum of 15,000 words (The official word count will be assessed during the validation process via copy/paste of the entry (excluding header and A/N) into Word 2007).
  • Characters and storyline must be original (no expansions or offshoots of existing fics will be accepted).

IMPORTANT: No rape, incest, pedophilia, bestiality, or necrophilia (just try to keep it as clean as you can with a murder involved).


Taking Your Case to Court:

Submissions will be accepted NOW until October 27th 11:59 PM EDT.

You can submit your entry by PMing your story’s link to the “Whodunit?” Profile.

All entries must use the “Whodunit” contest header, found below.

Entries will be validated for quality grammar/punctuation and rules compliance when the entry is submitted. After an entry has been validated it will be added to the “Whodunit” C2. Authors will be notified when their entries have been validated. If an entry is disqualified, the author will be PMed and may modify and resubmit the entry by the submission deadline. Using a beta is encouraged.


The Jury’s Verdict:

Entries will be narrowed down to the top 10 (or possibly more, depending on the number of submissions) through an open vote, and winners will then be chosen from this group by our judges.

The open vote will begin on November 1st 12:00 AM EDT and run through November 15th 11:59 PM EDT.

The judge’s selection will be anonymous – i.e. all identifying information (author, story title, etc.) will be removed from all entries before the judges see them.

In addition, a special winner will be chosen on Halloween (October 31st) by our special guest judge and the brains behind this contest, Jezzeria, for her choice of the scariest entry. Note: Entries are not required to be scary, only if you’d like to be in the running for this special prize

All winners will be announced on November 25th.


The Sentencing:

Jezzeria’s Halloween Pick Prize: A special “Jezzeria’s Pick” banner and a Halloween-ified banner for your story

1st Place: An “I won 1st Place” banner, a banner for your story, as well as your story being made into an audio book, courtesy of AudioFanfictionProductions, and a video for your story created by Alitriona.

2nd Place: An “I won 2nd Place” banner, a banner for your story, and your story made into an audio book courtesy of AudioFanfictionProductions.

3rd Place: An “I won 3rd Place” banner and a banner for your story.

Banners will be created by Rehab’s very own Captivated and misforMarisa!


Objections?

Any and all questions, comments, or concerns can be PMed to the “Whodunit?” profile


Required Header

Please include this at the top of your entry.

“Whodunit?”: A Murder Mystery One-Shot TwiContest

The Case:

Alias:

The Suspects:

Liability:

To see other entries in the “Whodunit?” contest, please visit the C2:

http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Whodunit_A_Murder_Mystery_Contest/74419/

Notes:

“The Case” is the title of your story

“Alias” is your pen name (or your collab)

“The Suspects” refers to the primary characters in your story.

“Liability” is where you post your disclaimer

Also, if posting under a collaboration, under "Alias," please list both names followed by "(collab)."


Information on Our Artists:

If you’d like to see previous work from our featured artists in this contest, check out the following links:

AudioFanfictionProductions: Their awesome audiobooks can be found here

Alitriona: You can find her beautiful videos here

And this is her promo video for this contest!

Captivated: Some of her amazing work inspired by “The Blessing and The Curse” by The Black Arrow and “Wide Awake” by angstgoddess003, found here:

TB&TC

WA

WA2

misforMarisa: A few fantastic banners she created, including one for WARehab, found here:

WARehab

A Constant in the Darkness” by camoozle

Home At Last” by hexumhunnie311


So dig inside those twisted minds and get writing! See you all for the big reveal!

Please note: All dates are subject to change. Any major announcements will be added as a story to this profile, so put us on alert!

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Things That Go Bump in the Night - ends 10/30/09

Contest opens October 1, 2009 and ends at midnight EST October 30, 2009. The rules are as follows:
  • 2,500 word minimum ~ 10,000 word maximum
  • All couples and ships welcome, including slash. Please no rape or incest.
  • Your one-shot must include some type of party and be centered around Halloween. Everything else is up to you!
  • Lemons & limes are welcome, but not required
  • Collabs will be accepted
  • Limit 2 entries per author/collab team
  • Please have your entry beta'd as all entries will be validated for quality & length prior to being added to the C2.
  • Winners will be announced on November 2, 2009.

Please include the following header in your one shot:

The Sandbox Presents: Things That Go Bump in the Night

Author:

Story Title:

Rating:

Vamp or Human:

Disclaimer:

Please visit the Bump C2 to find more contest entries --

http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/community/The_Sandbox_Presents_Things_That_Go_Bump_in_the_Night/74379/

Please PM us once you have uploaded your entry so we can add your story to the C2!!

Stories may not be continued until all winners are announced.


Sandbox Hosts & Judges for this contest include:

dolphin62598 ~ SweetDulcinea ~ keepingupwiththekids ~ edwardandbellabelong2gether

Vixen1836 ~ playitagainsam ~ TallulahBelle ~ Robicorn

Gondolier ~ lovedforeternity ~ tnuccio

Winners will receive a custom made banner for their story, as well as other prizes and pimpage TBD.

First time writers are encouraged to enter!

We look forward to reading your entries! Please PM us if you have an questions.

Twilighed contest thread

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Write What You Know Contest - ends 10/31/09

The idea is simple. Pick an event or setting from your life that is unusual or unique and write a fanfiction that takes place during that event or in that setting.

As an example, were I to enter the contest, my story would take place in the backstage world of a play. Bella would be a stage manager and Edward the arrogant lead actor who is constantly in the bathroom when he is supposed to be in his starting position. One of them would mention the Scottish Play by name onstage and have to walk around the building three times, spit over their left shoulder, knock and request to be let back into the theatre.

A not so good example would be to write a story based in high school. Sure, I've been there, but it isn't unusual or unique. Now, if I had organised a charity auction while in high school and my story took place during the auction, that would be fine.

RULES

1. Must be a Twilight fanfiction.
2. Your story must be between 5000 and 20,000 words. It does not have to be a one-shot.
3. There must be an unusual setting or occurance that you yourself have experienced!
4. There will be voting as well as a judges pick winner.
5. Entries will be accepted between September 1st and October 31st.
-Entries must be emailed to writeyouknow@gmail.com within this time frame and must include the following information
Title:
Author:
Genre:
Setting:
Pairing:
Rating:
Chapters:


-The Mods will post the stories here, anonymously, until all voting has completed.

6. Because we want the voting to be done anonymously authors cannot post their fic anywhere else until after voting has completed.
7. Your stories can be any rating but we will not accept any story that includes graphic rape, incest, bestiality, or pedophilia.
-We reserve the right to reject your story if we feel it violates this rule. No questions asked.
8. Collaborations are allowed.

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Back2Skool UNFmett Contest - ends 10/31/09

September got you down? Is the prospect of returning to the tedious task of writing papers, taking tests, and attending classes making you gloomy? Or maybe the thought of summers end approaching is depressing you? Let’s heat things up before the snow and storms cool us down, with some one-shots featuring the sexy and delectable man who is the lovable Emmett. No longer the big brother you’ve always wanted, but the real man you’ve secretly fantasized about.

UNF:
(a) A term used when an uncontrollable lust takes over and no words seem right enough for the moment.
(b) The sound one makes when you see a really, REALLY hot guy, and this is the only sound one can come up with because you are blinded by the sizzle.
(c) The universal sound of sexual acts.

Autumn is coming and we want Emmett any way you can think of, top - bottom - sideways, get imaginative people!


Guidelines and Requirements:

-5,000-12,000 words
-Any and all pairings
-Stories can be written about anything and in any POV. However, Emmett must be the centralized character in the one-shot.
-Vampire or Human
-Collaborations are allowed.
-No more than 2 entries per person or collab group
-Lemons are not required (although they are perfectly acceptable), but we want to be screaming "UNF" by the end. Make Emmett luscious, swoon-worthy, tingle-inducing...you get the idea. The whole concept is to create an Emmett that is the paradigm of sexiness. He is down for a good time and not afraid to show it!
-Because of the above, stories are to be rated “M” for mature content.
-You may use characters from existing stories, but the one-shot must be able to stand on its own, and written specifically for this contest.
-One-shots can be continued after the contest only after polls are closed and winners are announced.
-Entries must have proper grammar and spelling. A beta is highly recommended. If you do not have one, Project Team Beta is an excellent source.
-Authors must be 18 or older to enter.

Submissions will be accepted from now until October 31st.

To submit your entry, please upload it to your FF page, and then PM us the link. All submissions will be read and reviewed by the judges for validation before they are added to the C-2. Once validated, the judges will add the one-shot to the “Back2Skool UNFmett” Contest C-2, and the author will be notified via PM.

If your submission does not meet our requirements, we will inform you of the reason(s) why. You may fix the error and re-submit before the submission deadline if you so choose.

Please Note: We will not accept entries that contain rape, pedophilia, or any other creepiness.

Voting:

Voting will take place November 1-November 8 by means of a blind poll.

Also at this time, the judges will begin their anonymous voting, meaning we will remove the author’s name and other pertinent information in order to make a fair and non-biased decision.

Winners and Prizes:

Winners will be announced on November 10th.

In addition to UNF-tastic bragging rights, the following prizes will be awarded…

1st Place- A one-shot written specifically for you on the topic of your choice, and a banner for your story. 2nd Place- a banner for your story.

Judge’s Choice Categories:

  1. The UNFmett Royale (Best Overall UNFmett)
  2. Panty Dropper UNFmett (The one that makes us squirm in our seats and gets our panties wet)
  3. Brand New UNFmett (Most Original UNFmett)
  4. The UNF-ette award (Best new author)

The Judge’s Choice award winners will receive a banner for your story and UNFmett Icons.

Mandatory Header:

All entries must include this header...

Back2Skool UNFmett Contest

Title:

Author(s):

Category (AU, canon, AH, other):

Disclaimer:

To view other entries for this contest please visit: http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/community/Back2Skool_UNFmett_Contest/73925/


This contest is being hosted by Calikisses, DayDreamingAway, JessScript24, and PrettyFace27

Break out your creative writing skills and make Emmett UNFtastic to spice up the upcoming season. We wish you all good luck and happy writing!

If you have any questions, comments, concerns, etc. please PM us.

(We reserve the right to change/modify the above at any given time as we deem necessary).

Feel free to visit the CONTEST THREAD on Twilighted!

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Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest - ends 10/31/09

Hosted by kikiwhore (aka kikikinz and coldplaywhore)

For the love of all that is holy… when will Esme get her loving? TELL ME WHEN!! (on hands and knees begging like a little bitch)

Okay, now that that is done… kikikinz and coldplaywhore (aka kikiwhore) have decided, against their better judgment, to host a little contest to celebrate all things Esme. She’s not only a strong female role model, she’s also quite the MILF who doesn’t get nearly enough play in the Fan Fic World.

So we are imploring both newbies and established writers and readers to jump on the bandwagon and throw some love behind Esme. Lemons are not required, but are encouraged.


The overall objective of this contest is to give Esme some much needed loving. We would prefer a drunken, flirty and downright wicked Esme, but it’s not a requirement, she’s just sassier and funnier this way.

We’re also all for Esme getting her loving from anywhere and anyone. Do you want to see Esme the cougar with Jasper or perhaps she’s getting it on in a threesome with Carlisle and Newton. Hell, bring on the ladies and have Esme and Angela get it on. We’re up for anything that you want to write as Esme gets the love she so oh clearly needs. Bring on the Crack-Fic and Twi-Slash!

The only rules of the Esme contest are: No rape, no pedophilia, no drugs and NO creepy stuff. ‘Nuff said.

We even have one of those fancy schmanzy banner things so you know we're legit! : Check it out here!


Contest is open to everyone as long as you're old enough to vote. If you're under the age of 18, you shouldn’t be anywhere near this ‘M’ rated stuff, we know you are out there youngins.

All entries must be a one shot story with a 10k word limit and please do your best to edit and get your stuff beta’d. There really are people out there who want to pre-read and edit your stuff for you, find them. Feel free to enter as many times as you would like and you are welcome to do a collaboration with another author should you wish.

This is a one-shot contest. Should you wish to expand on your story after the contest has closed and winners are announced, please feel free, but don’t do that shit beforehand. It’s not fair to everyone else and you will be disqualified.


Upload your story to your profile, with the following items at the top and then send us a PM so we can upload it to the C2. Easy peasy? Yeah, I thoughts so.

kikiwhore presents Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest

Story Title:

Author:

Pairing:

Vamp or Human:

Disclaimer:


Depending on the amount of entries, it'll either be a straight poll vote OR if there are a lot (crosses fingers in excitement) judges will narrow down the choices and then the public will choose a winner.

First place will get the option of either basking in the glory of winning this fucktabulous contest or having a banner designed by my personal banner bitch, flightlessbird11.

Entries accepted between September 15th and midnight on October 31st. Voting will take place between November 1st -14th with the winner of the public to be announced on November 15th.

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When Love Was New - ends 11/01/09

The rest of the day, the following night, were hardly enough for her thoughts. She was bewildered amidst the confusion of all that had rushed on her within the last few hours. Every moment had brought a fresh surprise; and every surprise must be a matter of humiliation to her.--How to understand it all! How to understand the deceptions she had been thus practicing on herself, and living under!--The blunders, the blindness of her own head and heart!...To understand, thoroughly understand her own heart, was the first endeavour. To that point went every leisure moment which her father's claims on her allowed, and every moment of involuntary absence of mind.

How long had Mr. Knightley been so dear to her, as every feeling declared him now to be? When had his influence, such influence begun? When had he succeeded to that place in her affection, which Frank Churchill had once for a short period, occupied?--She looked back; she compared the two--compared them, as they had always stood in her estimation, from the time of the latter's becoming known to her--and as they must at any time have been compared by her, had it--oh! had it, by any blessed felicity, occurred to her, to institute the comparison. She saw that there had never been a time when she did not consider Mr. Knightley as infinitely the superior, or when his regard for her had not been infinitely the most dear. She saw, that in persuading herself, in fancying, in acting to the contrary, she had been entirely under a delusion, totally ignorant of her own heart--and, in short, that she had never really cared for Frank Churchill at all!

-Emma, Jane Austen

Ahhh, that moment when we realize we are in love! It isn't always a bolt out of the blue, and it's not always a painful, humiliating realization as poor Emma's was. There are so many ways one realizes that love has found them...and that is what this contest is about.

Starfish422, mozzer0906 and Touchstone67 invite you to write a Twilight-based story about the moment a character realizes they are in love. Please note that this does not require a HEA or fluff - not all love ends with a happily ever after or is easy to realize.

The story must be an original one-shot - may not be an outtake from an existing story. The fic can be continued after the contest has ended, and you may make reference to this in you author's notes. Collaborations are accepted. There is no limit on the number of entries an author can submit. Each story is limited to 15,000 words, and we ask that you strive to remain within that limit.

Once your story has been posted, please send a PM to our link above. STORIES WILL BE VALIDATED FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, and if the story does not pass validation, it will be returned to you. You will, however, be most welcome to resubmit with corrections to spelling and grammar. If you wish to obtain a beta, we strongly recommend you check out Project Team Beta

Once the story has been validated, it will be added to ours judges' criteria and, if the story is hosted on fanfiction(dot)net, it will be added to the C2. The entries are not required to be posted on fanfiction(dot)net. They can also be on any other hosting medium - Twilighted, Blogger, LiveJournal. If your story is not on fanfiction(dot)net, it will not be added to the C2, obviously, but it will not affect the judging process in any way.

The story may contain NO LEMONS (we define a lemon as penetration of any orifice; fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming).

The following actions are allowed:
- kissing
- manual (hand) stimulation of another, or masturbation
- dry humping

Please note these are not REQUIRED, but rather allowed. An entry that is entirely without lemons is fine too.

Be forewarned: stories that contain non-consensual acts will be automatically disqualified.

If you have any questions, please PM us or ask us over on our thread on Twilighted

We will begin accepting entries on September 15, 2009; and we anticipate that we will accept entries until November 1, 2009 (we may extend it a bit but it will not be sooner than Nov 1). All entries must bear the following heading:

When Love Was New Contest

Title of Entry:

Your pen name:

If you would like to see all the stories that are a part of this contest visit: When Love Was New C2 Community
http://www(DOT)fanfiction(DOT)net/community/When_Love_Was_New_Contest_Entries/73614/
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This will be a JUDGED contest, with no public voting component.

Awards:
Best Overall - this is considered by the judges the very best of all of the entries
Best Canon Pairing - any pairing occurring in the books (E/B, J/A, Em/R, C/E, Garrett/Kate, etc.)
Best Non-Canon Pairing - any pairing outside those in the books (heterosexual or slash pairings)

If we should receive a large number of fics in one category, we reserve the right to further split the categories to add more winners; for example, splitting Canon pairing into Canon-AH and Canon-AU or Non-Canon into Non-Canon-heterosexual and Non-Canon-slash

Prizes:

The overall winner will receive a one-shot written for them by starfish422 using any prompt selected by the winning author (excluding rape, physical violence, incest, non-consent or RPF)

The winners in each category will receive:
- a banner for the winning one shot as well as a custom banner for the fic of their choosing made by Touchstone67
- a feature on the Fictionators Blog where the judges will review the fic

Judges:
RedVelvetHeaven
faite-comme-moi
EJ Santry
wandb
Dark Absynthe

The stories will be judged based on the following criteria:

- ability to convey the love realization through thoughts, actions and words (points given ranging from 0 to 5)
- overall plot and characterizations (points given ranging from 0 to 5)

The fic with the highest overall score wins best overall. The other awards will be the next highest in whichever category.

Good luck, and thank you to all who enter!

Katie (starfish422), Shannon (mozzer0906) and Val (Touchstone67)

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Mix It Up - ends 11/14/09

Rules and Information:

There have been a deluge of contests and challenges in the TwiFic fandom recently. It seems like every time you turn around another one is being held. The variety and uniqueness of each contest/challenge increases with each new one. That’s great, it really is, but there are so many of them.

The purpose of this contest is to poke a little fun at ourselves. If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re doing something wrong. This is not a dig at any one contest or person. Please don’t be offended. It’s all in the name of good, clean (or not-so-clean), fandom fun!

Main challenge: Write a story including at least 4 of the themes listed below. Because this is all in good fun parody and crack!fic are encouraged, but all genre’s are welcome. If you can write a serious (non-parody/crack!fic) story using 4 of the themes...then we want to read it! Bring It!


Rules/Guidelines:

  • Story must include/use at least 4 contest themes. A list of approved contest themes listed below.
  • Entries can be Crack!fic, Parody or if you can do it…SRS BSNS! We want to see what you can come up with.
  • One-Shots only. 2500 word minimum. 12,000 words maximum, but please don’t go crazy. You may continue the one-shot into a full length story if you want. But please wait until the contest is over.
  • Story must be a new story. Please do not submit something already posted. Out-Takes/Side-Shots are welcome as well.
  • All stories must be posted to fanfiction.net. Sorry.
  • Enter as many times as you want!
  • All Ratings welcome.
  • You may collaborate with another author if you would like, but it’s not necessary.
  • Anything Goes! No really ANYTHING GOES! Bring it!
  • You must follow the rules/guidelines of the original contest in regards to lemon/smut restrictions only. If the contest stated NO SMUT then no smut is allowed. If the contest allowed lemons/smut but with restrictions because of theme, those are still in place. If a contest required smut, but the smut wasn't part of the overall contest theme then it is not required for us. Examples: 'When Love Was New' allows lemons/smut, but not penetration or oral activities (that would still apply). 'Love Through Lemons' requires smut, but not the use of the word 'Love' (again still applies), 'Steamy Movie Crossover' required lemons/smut, that rule does not apply for this contest.
  • All entries must be beta’d for spelling and grammar before submitting. If you don’t have a beta check out Project Team Beta
  • Voting will be done by blind poll.
  • There will be winners in Special Judges categories: Best Use of Themes, Story That Cracked Our Shit Up, and maybe a couple of other’s to be determined.
  • Judges: manyafandom, ninapolitan, algonquinrt, & LolaShoes.
  • Deadline for entries is Midnight EST on Saturday, November 14th. Voting will start Friday November 20th. Entries being accepted right now!
  • Please PM ‘MixItUpTwilight after posting with a link to your story so we can validate and add it to the C2.

-We reserve the right to alter these rules at any time given extenuating circumstances.

-For information on Twific Fandom Contests please visit the following: TwiFicNews, Perv Pack's Smut Shack Contest Post, & Twilight Awards.


Approved Contest Themes:

  • "Google It" Googleward – must include a geeky, nerdy, or dorky character (preferably Edward) as a main/spotlighted character.
  • Age of Edward – must include Twilight characters in a historical setting.
  • An Exploration of the Senses – must include or explore the use of 1 of the 5 senses; touch, taste, sight, hearing and smell.
  • BDSM – must include BDSM or D/s theme or play.
  • Cockteasing UST – must include teasing or UST-Unresolved Sexual Tension. (Smut is allowed, but no ah ‘completion’.)
  • D.I.L.F - must include a ‘Dad I’d Like To Fuck’.
  • Darkward/ In The Dark / Les Femmes Noires – must include a “Dark” character or overall theme.
  • Dirty Talking Edward – must include a character dirty or naughty talking to titillate or arouse.
  • Esme's Erotic Ecstasy – must include Esme as a main/spotlighted character and be shown a little love.
  • Essence of Charlie Swan – must include Charlie as a main/spotlighted character.
  • For the Love of Jasper – must include Jasper as a main/spotlighted character.
  • Forbidden Love Affairmust include ar elationship between 2 characters that is taboo or forbidden.
  • I Love 80's Music - must be based off of a song released in the 80’s.
  • Love for the Unloved – must use a B-list/Side character as a main/spotlighted character.
  • Love Through Lemons – must include smut/lemon that conveys the emotion of love without use of the word “Love” or any derivative.
  • Off The Page – must include a plot/storyline/setting from a book, placing the Twilight characters into the world/setting.
  • Once Upon a Twilight/ Mother Swan's Nursery Rhymes – must include a fairytale, nursery rhyme or children story like setting.
  • Parkawardmust include a male character with foreskin, and said foreskin must play a part in the story.
  • Pirate Talking – must include a character talking like a pirate.
  • Role Reversal – must include a role reversal/switch of a canon character personality with another.
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboymust include a character that is a cow boy; rustler, rodeo star, rancher, bull rider, etc…
  • Sort-Of Beautiful - must include Jacob as a main/spotlighted character.
  • Steamy Movie Crossover – must include a plot/storyline/setting from a movie or TV show, placing the Twilight characters into the world/setting.
  • Summer of Smut – story must be set during summer and include summertime activities.
  • Tattward and Inkella – must include characters that have tattoo’s and/or piercing’s and uses them as a plot point/device.
  • That Thing Called Love – show/express love for a loved one. (no smut allowed, kissing only!)
  • The Kidmust include twilight characters as kids between the ages 1-17 as a main/spotlighted character.
  • Twi-Slash: FemmeSlashmust include 2 female characters in a lesbian relationship.
  • Twi-Slash: Polyslashmust include 3 or more characters in a polyamourous relationship.
  • UNFmett – must include a Hawt! Emmett as a main/spotlighted character.
  • When Love Was New – must include a moment a character realizes they are in love. (no smut of the penetrative variety allowed)
  • Whodunit – must include a murder and mystery.
  • Write What You Know – must include a true story that is unusual or unique from your own experiences.

Please put the following at the top of each entry:

"Mix It Up" A Twilight ‘Contest’ Contest.

Title:

Rating:

Pairing:

Themes used:

For more information please see contest details at ‘MixItUpTwilight’ profile.

http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/~mixituptwilight


Any questions PM or email mixitupcontest@gmail.com.

Thank you and can’t wait to read your entries.

~manyafandom, ninapolitan, LolaShoes & algonquinrt

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Home for the Holidays - ends 11/15/09

Rules:

  • Pairings must be non-canon-i.e. Jasper can’t be with Alice
  • Any other pairing will do, including slash (this is encouraged)
  • Word requirements are 2500-8000 words this DOES NOT include the AN or the Header, we will be checking to make sure you fall into the allotted word count.
  • We request that all stories be beta'd. None of the darlins are allowed to beta for this contest so if by some chance on of the 9 of us are your beta's please check with Project Team Beta on live journal. they will be glad to help find a beta for you.
  • Jasper must be the central character
  • Lemons are not necessary but are strongly encouraged (bring on the smut!)
  • Collabs are welcome-2 entries per person/collab
  • If you are under 18, you will not be allowed to enter.
  • We have the right to refuse any fics that don’t comply with the above rules. Grammar and punctuation are also important.
  • PM the Darlin’s profile with the link to your story and we’ll add it to the C2
  • May be an out take from a story but must also be able to stand alone. Can not be Anything submitted for a previous contest or be published before the start of the contest.
  • Should you chose to continue the story we ask that you wait till after the contest has ended. continuing the story before the contest is over with disqualify you from the votes.

What are we looking for?

Jasper-centric WINTER holiday stories. Anything that plays with the season-it doesn’t have to be a specific holiday.

And smut! We mean Yule, Winter Soulstice, Christmas, Chunika, Kwanza and New Years and well as any other holiday that falls in the winter months. THIS DOES NOT MEAN VALENTINES DAY!

We will however not be allowing Rape, incest or any other type of story in which sexual acts are forced and or unwanted. Murder and other off limits topics will also not be allowed. If you have any questions about what is and isnt allowed please feel free to ask. we will be glad to explain it further.

Voting and details

Contest will begin on October 15th and we will be excepting submissions through November 15th. voting will begin on November 20th 2009 with winners announced on December 1st

We will be having 2 rounds. 1 public vote and 1 Darlins pick with 1 honorable Mention in the category of Best Naughty Jasper

First place-voting round

First place-Darlin’s pick

Honorable Mention-best naughty Jasper

Prizes

First place voting round and Darlin’s pick will receive a collaborative story written by the Darlin of your choice and yourself and custom banner done by Beth (if you want an idea of her banners check out Jaspers Dark Darlin Angels Avatar for Into The Woods)

Honorable Mention-custom banner also by Beth

The Darlins are as follows

Jaspers Dark Angel

Kitty Cullen-03

Jaspers Izzy

JaspersBella

Jaspers Darlin Kathy

Cullen818

NCChris

JaspersDestiny

Jaspers Temptress

Also Check out the Darlins Blog for more info.

Please post your stories with this header

"Home for the Holidays" One shot contest

Title:

Author(s):

Rating:

Pairing:

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but wish Jasper was mine.

To see other entries in the "Home for the Holidays" contest please visit the c2

http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/community/Home_for_the_Holidays_Jaspers_One_shot_contest/74687/

Please PM or Email us the link so that we can Validate and Post it to the C2. our email is HFTH(dot)Darlins(at)gmail(dot)com email us with any questions or concerns you may have thanks