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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Lemon Report 12 July 2012



We’d like to dedicate this week’s post to Mad4Hugh. She was an enthusiastic reader, reviewer, and friend to many in the Twilight/Twific community. Our deepest sympathies go out to all her friends and family members.


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Twilight, AU, Complete, Edward/Bella

Corie - I have been on a completed classic fic kick this week and I have had this on my TBR list I think for as long as I’ve been reading twific. It’s just a great fun twist on twilight fanfiction. Bella, Edward and the gang are witches in this one and the amount of care put in the plot and characters makes this story so well done. I really had the best time with the lore and twists and relationship between Edward and Bella. 

Teal - It would be a shame if I missed the chance to hop in here and say how much I loved this fic. The story was unique and exciting, and overall, it was an unpredictable, great read. With tons of amazing UST. Guh. 

Emmy - This was a full recc on the pack back in the day. And I still love it. Its such a good story. So well written and inventive!

Twilight, AU, Complete, Leah/Nahuel

Corie - This is such a bittersweet rec for me since it will be my last time putting it on the Lemon Report because it finished this week. I adored this story I can’t say that enough before this story I was never a pack girl as I enjoy my Bella and Edward together. This was a whole new look for me and now Leah and Nahuel are a favorite pairing as well. The depth and love put in the characters is wonderful and the plot was exciting and really kept me engaged each and every chapter. If you want to try something new maybe something out of your box, I highly recommend this story. 

Jen - I haven’t gotten to read the epi yet but I can’t wait! And yet, I’ll miss getting new chapters. Fabulous story.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - Gah! The cuteness of these two. I love every single word of this ficlet and its predecessor. I just can’t stop the giggle fest at them wanting to have fights just so they can have make up sex. Hehe!

Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B

Teal - Ohhhhh, I’m so sad this is over, but how sweet it all turned out to be! I’m amazed at Livie79’s ability to make such a hateable Edward and manage to transform him into one of the sweetest, sexiest characters I’ve read in a while. I’ll miss this fic, and it’s emotionally charged lemons!

Nico - I was so happy to see Edward never giving up, and Teal said it so well, the way he turned around was just so sexy! :) 

Corie - Oh I’m so sad to see this one go but I loved it so. It really is a classic and original story. Teal said it best.

Twilight, AU, E/B, WIP

Nico - There are so many reasons why I love this story and the last chapter was just delicious in so many ways that just adds on to that. I’ve never wanted to have my shower curtain shredded so much. :) 

Emmy - I love this story so much. Such a clever premise and such wonderful writing!!


Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP

Nico - If someone could promise me this Edward as my roommate I would reconsider the whole “never want to have a roomate ever again” statement. He’s mature, has a great career, knows what he likes and takes it. Whew that’s got me fanning myself just thinking about it. :)

by dryler
Twilight, AU, Edward/Bella, Complete

Corie - I have to say this is by far one of the most intense and best times I’ve had reading a fic in a LOOOOONG time. I can’t even put into words how fantastically sexy and well written this story is. The connection between Edward and Bella drew me in and the mystery and characterizations kept me reading. 

Emmy This is another former recc and again the quality is just superb. Such a sexy mystery, with such wonderfully taut storytelling.

by jandco
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella

Corie - I was looking for a quick fun read the other day and stumbled across this story and fell in love. It’s quirky and funny but oh so heart breaking at the same time. I really loved it.

by SassyK
Twilight, AU, WIP, E/B

Jen - The Pervs recc’d this story a bit ago and things are hotter than ever. Edward gives in to something he’s denied himself for so very long. Unf!

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jen - This is such a sweet story, but damn, things just got spicy!

by bmango
Twilight, AH, Complete, Peter/Jasper

Jen - A very hot little four part fic, about Senator Peter and hot tattoo artist Jasper. Yum.

Merlin, Canon era AU, Magic, Armour!Kink! SLASH, MERTHUR,

Emmy - Anyone seen all those pics of gorgeously sweaty Bradley filming Season5? Well you need this fic then! Poor Merin has a kink for Arthur’s armour. Add sweat in to the mix and he’s completely lost. Fabby, smutty, yummy fic.

Merlin, Modern AU, Angst, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I love this fic. Arthur is completely and utterly straight. Never a question about his sexuality. Nope. Non. But then Merlin hits him like a freight train. And he doesn’t recover. He should be trying to cop off with the bird he pulled. But instead is drawn to Merlin.... Yummy but quite angsty at times. Perfectly done! Perfect!

Merlin, Canon-era, AU, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I do love a good wanking fic. Who doesn’t? Arthur is mesmerised watching Merlin’s nimble fingers and flexible hands all oiled up and put to work. So he has to put them to different work! This is a smutty but stil beautiful fic from the author of our fabulous last magical meanderings pick! YUM.

by Anon
Merlin, Magical AU, WIP, Girl!Merlin/Arthur

Jen - I continue to flail every single time this is in my inbox. The writing is gorgeous (it’s a historical fic) and the entire thing is simply magical. I adore this Merlin and Arthur. The sexy times are just perfectly written for them and for the era the story takes place in, and are hotter than hell.

Merlin, Modern AU, ANGST, Infidelity, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - This is heartbreaky and real and so ruddy ruddy brilliant! I just love it! I hadn’t read it in a while, but it still gets me. Just so so good. Plus I love Merlin as an artist. It just works so well. 

Jen - Yes- Merlin as an artist is one of my faves! I love that both of them were really living lies, and neither would acknowledge it until push came to shove. Angsty and sexy.

Merlin, Canon-Era AU, Magic, Flangst, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - Sapphirescribe recc’d this to me. She has set herself the task of finding me fics I haven’t read before! Its quite a challenge! Thankfully she gave me this gem, and although I FLOVE TourdeFierce I hadn’t read this delight. Its flangst of the highest degree. So sweet and tender at times with her classic edge at others. Beautiful. 

Jen - TourdeFierce is such a versatile writer- some of her fics make me crack up, while something like this one is just so tender and sweet. One thing they have in common: all are hot. Merlin’s relationship with young Wart is just so lovely. Arthur makes himself vulnerable and less of a clotpole, which is also fabulous to see. And when both Arthur and Merlin are honest about their deepest wishes, things get super sexy. Just a gorgeous story.

Merlin, AU, O/S, Merlin/Gwaine/Arthur

Jen - I loooove the set up of this ficlet. Gwaine checks Merlin out in the locker room and learns that he shaves his balls. Arthur is interested in this shared revelation. The boys work this knowledge to their advantage and everyone gets off. So hot. 

Emmy - If you like Gwaine in this ace fic then you should read our Gwaine Special.

1D, RPF, O/S, OT5

Jen - As you may have noticed, Harry & Louis are cheeky buggers. In this o/s, Louis & Harry proceed to drive Niall crazy with their dirty talk. It turns into a game, and the other lads are gradually drawn in. Smutty dirty times ensue. Bonus: Liam is unintentionally hilarious, and so dang earnest. Love.

1D, RPF, Zayn/Liam

Jen - Loved this! Liam has what is hopefully temporary amnesia. He doesn’t remember the last two years of his life- no X Factor, no One Direction, no tour. The boys all take such good care of him- they’re gentle and sweet, letting the memories come back to him and not overwhelming him with information. He starts feeling that there’s something different between Zayn and himself, but he’s cautious and doesn’t want to risk asking. It’s so wonderful when he gets his memories back, and he and Zayn have their own private celebration *wink-wink*

1D, RPF, O/S, Harry/OFC

Jen - So, I haven’t read any het 1D at all, but I read any and all stories the fabulous sadtomatoff writes. It was a little weird at first reading Harry flirting with a woman. But, BUT... you need to read it. It’s seriously hot, and I love her characterisation of Harry as well as the OC.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TWP Chalk and Playing it Straight 6.26.12


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Team Wussperv, this team is made up of myself, Emmy aka Pippapear, Jess aka Jessypt, & Kim aka Kimpy0464, Plus we might every so often have one of our other pervs crash our party, as the fluffy goodness appeals to them too much! 
 I'm sure you're wondering what the fuck a wussperv is, right? A wussperv is someone that is... A) Tragically canon B) Loathes angst (when in massive doses) C) Loves smut D) Needs a Happy-Ever-After 

  We love to read new fluffy recc’s. :) Please feel free to let us know your favourite WussPerv friendly fic. It might be Team WussPervs next recc!


The Team WussPerv Picks are... 

Title: Chalk
Author: Honeybeemeadows
Chapters: 23
Words: 25,973
Reviews: 486
Summary:Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? Rated for various tensions, lemons and boys on rocks. I own nothing, not even a crash pad.

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 Title: Playing it Straight
Author: MissWinkles
Chapters: 27
Words: 36,547
Reviews: 951
Summary:Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.

Sometimes you just want a nice fluffy fic to cuddle up with. This week we’re sharing two cute, short complete fics.

  Corie
I’ll start with Chalk since that is the one I read first. I have to say I’ve read alot of fic but this was my first rock climbing story and I fell in love. The characters are quirky and fun. Edward is sexy and missing a shirt ALL THE TIME lol. Bella has this fun idea of wanting to get her chalky fingerprints somewhere on that sexy body of his and it drives her and the reader crazy waiting for it.

I really liked how uses the correct terms but never makes a non climber like myself feel out of the loop. Bella takes on the new hobby of bouldering by accident and on her first day she meets Shirtless Edward.
"Woah there." I was suddenly off the rock, but still not on the ground, hyper aware of two big biceps on either side of mine and hot breath on my neck in a chuckle. I was set back down on my feet, legs trembling even worse than before and looked up to find the Shirtless Guy unwrapping his arms from around me. "Thank you." I stuttered, fully aware that my body wasn't broken right now because of him. He looked down at my fingers. "Chalk. Every time. Or at least every other time, until you build up some calluses."
From that day on Bella is thrown into Edward’s off-the-wall group of climbers and has some of the most fun of her life. The relationship grows naturally and I fell in love with them as they did. It’s a quick read but doesn’t lack for heat or sex. I was fully satisfied when I reached the end of Chalk .

Now Playing it Straight again is a funny and sweet story but completely different. The amount of humor and friendship really made this story for me. We meet Bella who is looking for a new apartment after her best friend Rose has decided to move in with her longtime boyfriend. Edward is the only normal ad that Bella can seem to find in a great neighborhood, asking the right price. He’s cute and adorable and seems perfect, except for the fiance he has that is studying Ballet in Russia. Enter complications and with how unique these characters are it really made for a tremendous read.

There are so many great supporting characters that add to the richness of the story and just make it fun. I can’t say enough about how well done the friendship between Edward and Bella is and how natural they feel together. The smut is written so well and left me panting more than once.
The feel of his lips on my overheated skin sends my body in overdrive. We're close, but it's  not close enough. My need for him is crushing, like I won't survive another minute if he doesn't touch me. I guide his fingers up and under my shirt; the feel of his hand on my skin makes me want to sigh, but comes out a quiet keening noise instead. Almost instantly, his hand finds my breast, and my fingers tighten over his as his lips find the back of my neck, his hot breath sending chills down my spine. Our hips move in tandem, backwards and forwards, searching, pressing; looking for that right kind of friction. 
His name slides from my lips; drawn out and breathy as his fingers brush my nipple, moving over it so gently, so feather-light, it could be mistaken for a dream. He kisses across the top of my shoulder as his fingers tug at it gently, making me shudder. 
Sliding my hand behind me, I can feel him; hot, hard, and twitching against his underwear. As my hand touches him, his hips jerk, pushing into my fingers, the word fuck falling from his lips; tumbling, deep and throaty into my subconscious. My hand flattens over his length, feeling the damp spot on his boxers. Whispering my name, his other arm slides underneath me, his hand pressed to my chest, right over my thundering heart. 
Bold, fearless, uninhibited, I reach into his boxers and he shifts. With his lips beside my ear, I hear him swallow another fuck as the tips of my fingers come into contact with his warm, soft skin. He's so hot and thick; a perfect weight in my hand. We're pressed against each other so tightly there's barely room to breathe, but it feels so good, so right.



While I’m not usually one for super fluffy fics-heart rending angst is more my style- I had a great time reading Chalk and Playing it Straight. I could envision both of these delightful fics as romantic comedies; I could ‘see’ them on the big screen as I read.

Chalk by MissWinkles is just adorable. It definitely fits the romantic comedy mold, but it doesn’t read like a fic cliche. The rock climbing setting is definitely a first for me, and it presents lots of opportunities for comedy and Edward’s good natured ribbing of Bella.
I was just about to attempt for the next hold when I felt his fingers on my back. Just barely. Pressed softly to the skin just below my rib cage. 
I'm sure he'd probably done this before, anticipated and hovered his hand behind me for support in case I came unhinged, but this was the first time it was skin to skin and I could barely concentrate on anything around it. I let go of the rock with a gasp and he caught me under the arms, lowering me to the mat which really only made me slide slowly down the length of his entire body. 
Hot skin to hot skin. He stepped away from me the moment my feet touched the pad and hunched his shoulders up around his ears while he crouched to dig in his bag industriously.  
He pulled out a toothbrush and I wondered if he wanted to brush his teeth before he kissed me. 
Wait, what?
The teasing builds up to some heavy UST, and you’ll be dying for one of them to make a move. Luckily it’s a super quick read, so you don’t have to wait too long. *grin*

In Playing it Straight by MissWinkles Bella replies to Edward’s roommate wanted ad. He and his apartment sound too good to be true. They seem to hit it off and she moves in. Bella mistakenly assumes that Edward is gay, and for the most part that keeps her from swooning over him 24/7.

Their friendship develops gradually, with fabulous banter between them. After she learns of his fiance she is still able to suppress her growing feelings for Edward. All bets are off when he breaks it off with Sam, and the sexual tension they’ve both been ignoring comes flooding out.

There are a few bumps in the road, but no serious or prolonged angst. Even when things get steamy, Edward and Bella can still laugh at one another, and show the strong foundation their friendship gives their romantic relationship.
The back of my head presses against the front door as his lips find mine. My entire body shudders as his lips leave my mouth, his fingers brushing up and under my shirt, making my knees wobble as they drift up my sides lightly. I can't find a single part of me that gives an ounce of fuck that he's groping me in the middle of the hallway, where there are most likely cameras, and most definitely nosey neighbors. Fact is, I'm too busy shamelessly rubbing myself against him to care. His thumbs graze my nipples through my bra, his mouth leaving a trail of wet kisses across the swell of my breasts as he pushes them up to meet his lips 
"Inside," I moan as his teeth close lightly over my skin as he sucks. 
"Right here?" he asks, his voice hoarse and raspy. 
"What?" He stops and lifts his head, his eyes finding mine. "Oh…uh, never mind. I got confused." 
Pushing him away lightly, I put my hands on my hips. "Are you serious? What kind of girl do you think I am? Right here in the hallway?" 
He shrugs, grinning. "I don't know. Maybe you like an audience when you climb." 
He laughs as I slap him on the arm. "Smartass."
So, if you’re looking for a quick, fluffy-sweet read, check out Chalk and Playing it Straight!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Lemon Report 24 April 2012


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide 
AU - Alternate Universe 
AH - All Human 
WIP - Work in Progress 
O/S - One Shot 
OOC - Out of Character 
WP - Wussperv 
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance


Spartacus, AU, O/S, Agron/Nasir, Slash


Jeanne -
Tight, poetic prose that weave a spell that both stays faithful the tone of the show, while also expanding upon it. Here we see the intimate thoughts of Nasir as he reflects on his journey from body slave to freedom fighter, as well as from friend to lovers. This one shot is a beautiful and sexy introduction to one of my favorite fictional couples EVER.



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - Beach sex FTMFW!!! I am a beach girl through and through, so this fic makes me all sorts of swoony. There’s nothing more romantic than being with a new love on a secluded beach, the moonlight and sound of waves all around you. My head’s in the clouds over this fic! 

Corie- I was trying to be strong and wait for this one to complete before diving in but I think Teal just sold me. Guess I know what I’m reading tomorrow ;)
Game of Thrones, AU Future fic, Dany/Drogo



Jeanne - This drabble takes a quick look at a future where Dany and Drogo sailed across the sea to take back Westeros. The conquering king and queen celebrate their victory with a some light bondage and sweet love making. This little slice of heaven goes a long way to soothe the wounds left by canon. A must read for Drogo fans. 

Nico -When Jeanne mentioned this one I had to run and read it cause I am a HUGE Drogo fan and whew she was def telling the truth! I can only hope the author gives us more. :) 

Corie- Same for me this soothed some of my Drogo wounds and also gave me such a sweet glimpse at the what could have been. I love fic that shows me something I didn’t even know I was missing till I read it. Love seeing Dany in this much control and love again.



Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete


Nico -
What could make traveling abroad better? How about some amazing unexpected sexin! Edward is attentive in all the right ways and then some. I love some of the little unexpected sexiness that she throws in there. :)



Merlin, Canon Era, Magic, O/S, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy -
Just a really lighthearted and fun wank fic. What more do you want really? Arthur gets caught wanking. Merlin is petulant. Merlin has to help him out. Both have fun! Magic!



Merlin, Modern AU, Novella Complete, Age Difference, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy -
Don’t be skeeved by the Age Difference note. Yes Merlin is 15 in this, and Arthur is older, but he’s only of Uni age. But he is protective and a bit swoony. Merlin is adorable. Merlin had lived on the streets after losing all his family. So he’s not really able to cope first of all with the attention and luxury of life at the Pendragons after Uther takes him in. There are some darling scenes with Merlin, crying all over housekeeper Gwen when missing his mum. A schmoopy, fluffy fic of lovely.



Harry Potter - Hermione/Severus


Chele -
This fic is amazing. Hermione is in a race against time to save the world from an impending magical event. Severus becomes her unlikely companion in research and life. The smut is desperate and intense. We’re almost to the end, and the last two chapters have completely blown my mind. So rare to find a good mystery/action in this genre, but this does it so very well. A quick read, but a full, rich story.


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - 
I’m still loving this story hard core. These two have something real and rich but it’s going to take a lot of digging to get out from under it all. Meanwhile, I’ll just bask in their afterglow. Corie- GAH these two are so full of win. I can’t get enough of how sweet and lovely they are yet how much heat and the pure sexual chemistry they have. I can’t wait to see how they make it all work.



Merlin, Canon-era AU, MAGIC, Complete, SLAVE FIC, SLASH, MERTHUR


Emmy -
This fic is wonderful. I have a total thing for slave fics, especially when the slave is magical Merlin. I also need for a special bond to develop between master and slave, as that is so very canon with master and servant is it not? I love when Arthur is lenient and just and really good as he is in this fic. We see Arthur and Merlin grow up and develop an unshakeable bond, we see them both battle against torture and control of Merlin by others. We see them come together on the battlefield and in the bed. Its just WONDERFUL!



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jen -
 Edward gets a chance to prove himself to Bella, and oh, does he ever!



by lillaw
Merlin, AH, O/S, Reincarnation, Filthy, SLASH, MERTHUR


Emmy -
This is one of those fics, that chances are if you are in the Merthur fandom you will have read. Its quite a seminal piece. It details the carnal rejoining of Arthur and Merlin on one of their many lives. And their pain of separation is so strong they cannot get close enough. They cannot feel enough. Enough lust, enough love, enough pain, enough ache, enough enough enough.... They make filthy messes of each other, come, sweat, bites, kisses, bruises. And its just blissful and so intense to read. A wonderful wonderful fic. That in someone else’s hands (pen?) would have read as PWP but as written by lillaw is so much more. A must read if you like smut, slash or SEX with feeelings!



Merlin, AU, Canon-Era, Magic, O/S, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy -
Shameless and beautiful fic about Colin’s Merlin’s fingers. Smutty, yummy and perfect. 

Jen - Yeah- what she said. Unf!



Merlin, 3-parter - WIP, Modern AU, SLASH, Leon/Percival


Emmy -
Poor Leon, probably the most loyal of all the knights, and yet he gets probably the least amount of love... Well thankfully Badjujuboo is around to rectify that and gives us a fluffy and smutty fic of epic yay! Featuring very healthy doses of size kink, cuteness and SMUT. What more could you want? Even if (like me) Leon fic is not normally your choice de jour, read this! 

Jen - Duuuudes. You should really read this. So good. I feel like I’ve become a complete and wanton slut for Merlin fic.



Merlin, O/S, AU, Slash, Arthur/Merlin


Emmy -
Great use of language in this fic, it really helps set the scene - both of the era and of Arthur's need Love the trust between them - in particular Arthur's trust in Merlin to use his magic on him. More fic with fingers, more fic with PORN! A brillliant sexy fic! What more do you want?! 

Jen - May I please have a cigarette?


Twilight, SLASH, AH, WIP, Emmett/Jasper


Teal -
Oh, Peter. You’re such a good teacher. *panties explode* I wonder if he realizes the feelings he’s stirring in Emmett as well...



Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B


Teal -
So glad to see these kids finally discovered the joys of hitting it from behind! 

Nico - You just have to love how Bella thinks sometimes, makes me want to stay in a modern hotel at some point. :)



by Vysed
Twilight, E/B, WIP


Corie-
Once again I’m a sucker for a historic fic and the premise of this one drew me right in. Sir Edward is far from the shores of England on Queens business, he is newly married to a cold, callous woman. He never believed the stories of the Venice Courtesans and how tempting they were until he meets Isabella. Already some citrus to enjoy only 4 chapters in and I can’t wait to see where these characters are going!



Spartacus, O/S, Spartacus


Corie-
This is a beautiful look at the pain Spartacus goes through trying to heal his heart and come to grips with the wants of flesh after the death of his wife Sura. The love for her is always there and we see him give in to his desires with an whore provided by the Ludus. This is suppose to take place during the first season and could almost be a lost moment. The primal need is so well done.



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jess -
This chapter has been a long time coming (heh), and man, it blew me out of the water. Angry, pained sex disguised as broken, hurt sex that brings these two back together... now for the talking. So good!!



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jess -
I’m pretty sure AngelGoddess1981 is trying to kill me. Good grief the chemistry between these two is INTENSE. I’m getting anxious about the shoe dropping... but maybe it won’t. GAH! Need more!!



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jess -
There is nothing like high school/teenage love and first orgasms and oral lovin’ to pretty much rock your face off. This chapter was exceedingly well done and realistic, and as always, I cannot wait for more from this fic! 

Corie- One of my very fave WIP right now I can’t get enough of these two and I agree with Jess it's the realism that I love so much.



Twilight, AH, F/T, E/B/J Poly


Jess -
This was a beautiful glimpse into life years later for this beautiful couple. Let’s just say they still got it!  
Corie- It’s so hard to say goodbye to these 3 but MsKathy gave us such a beautiful sexy farewell.

Jen - Going to miss this family! Ditto to what Jess & Corie said.


AH, Complete 2 chapters, Charlie/Leah


Jeanne -
OMFG!!! We all know I’m a giant hooker for Charlie and Leah, but GracieBlack’s version of these two is a special treat. I love the first chapter of this story and I feel spoiled that she gave us another, sex-o-licious chapter and an ending. This is so sweet, hot and awesome! 

Chele - Sweet, sappy, smut. Yum 

Jen - I think I screamed when I saw this alert. Like Jeanne said, this is the freaking cherry on top of the cake. Charlie is sooo sexy and Leah finally gets a fluffy hea! UNF!



Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jen -
Who doesn’t like phone sex? This sweet E/B is just a few chapters in; go and check it out!
  


Merlin, O/S, Arthur/Merlin/Gwen, Arthur/Gwen


Jen -
What happens when the royal couple both have a thing for their manservant? This very hot o/s explores that idea. 

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Lemon Report 27 March 2012

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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.


Twilight - AH, WIP, E/B/Em. Threesome


Chele - Poly Lovers Rejoice!!! The latest section in the “What happens in.....” universe is shoving its way into my box, and it’s shaping up to be the hottest yet. Edward and Bella are meeting Emmett in New York, where he’s staying for business, for one steamy weekend. There will be smut. Oh, yes. there will be smut.

Corie- I love a good threesome and with Chele talking about this all week I plan to dive into this series! I have read and loved this author before and she’s fantastic so excited to jump in!

Jen - I’ve loved these three from the get-go and I’m so excited that Sadtomato and MyLifeandHis were motivated to write more. So delish.


Harry Potter - O/S, Hermione/Sirius


Chele - Somewhere, in the deepest recesses of my secret heart, Sirius lays gasping on this side of the veil, rejected by death, and embraced in Hermione’s arms. This is that fic. It gave me the smut I need to carry on.

Jen - It wouldn’t have occurred to me to seek out Hermione/Sirius, but now that I read this, I get it. They are what the other needs after the war. Both lovely and smutty.


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Corie- We have a FOOTJOB I mean...lol just kidding (but they totally talk about it). What we do have is some mighty fine finger and handjobs in the last update. I adore this story and it makes me laugh and fall completely in love with these characters. Bella is quirky and awkward and just so damn funny and Edward not only loves her for it, but totally gets her. I’m a sucker for friends falling in love and this is one of my faves.

Emmy - You beat me to it Corie! I was gonna shove this in AND pull the footjob joke. LOL. A perfect update. All the humour and charm of the previous chapters, but in the mix this time was sexy and tender. Yum, yum, yum.

Jess - I have just started this but love it already!!


Harry Potter - Complete, Sirius/Severus


Chele - Yes. You read that pairing right. This fic pairs Sirius Black and Severus Snape and it does it brilliantly. Sirius has amnesia, and what starts as a cruel joke on his part, pretending that he and Sirius were lovers, turns out to be so much more.
Smuttastic and wonderful.


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jen - The only thing better than drunk!Edward’s banter with Jasper is Bella fully declaring herself! I’m so happy for Edward- his patience for Bella as she worked through her amnesia is paying off. He definitely did the right thing. /corny.


Harry Potter - O/S, Harry/Draco


Posy -The crew is headed back on the Hogwarts Express for their eighth year. While Draco and Harry mysteriously decide to sit together in their own compartment, Ron basically causes the train to stop by pulling the emergency chain while trying to catch a chocolate frog. Hermione goes to make sure everyone is okay on the train and opens up a compartment where she heard moaning. Yummy moaning. Mmmm.


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Emmy - What can I say about this fic that I haven’t already said before?? Another lovely chapter from Liz Lemon Bennett, with lots of love and healing after the pain and storms. Beautifully done. I always feel that she has stayed true to herself as an author. Never taken an easy or popular route. But always true to these characters. I love how Bella now so clearly see’s Edward’s flaws, he is on no pedestal. And she loves him all the more for it.

Jess - Everything that Emmy just said. Truly lovely and absolutely spot on with these characters.

Teal - Le sigh...these two...oh how far they’ve come!


Merlin - O/S, SLASH, Arthur/Mulitple, Arthur/Merlin, Age-Difference, Power-play, BDSM


Posy -This is so not my usual type of story but I found myself glued to my screen. So intense! It takes so many taboo things (age disparity, gang banging, voyeurism, power differential) and puts them in one story but somehow at the end I was actually swooning at Merlin and Arthur together. Merlin understands Arthur like no one else does, and it is because he has been observing Arthur for so long. Merlin gives him exactly what he needs, but only when Arthur is ready for it.

Chele - This story is the epitome of what I love about the Merlin fandom. You can take the basest, much debauched sexual scenarios, and by the end of a small fic, it is love and tenderness, and I completely believe every moment. That, is magic.

Emmy - I was so glad I found this fic. Like the girls say it manages to be utterly filthy and debauched. Yet somehow fluffy and tender. PERFECTION! God bless the Merlin fandom.


Twilight, E/B, WIP, AH


Corie- I’m lucky enough to preread this breathtaking story. Last weeks update, when he said "Hang on, then, Little Bird," and then pinned her against a wall I might have melted. Reading them finally give in to their UST and find comfort in one another... no words. I have such a huge hard on for this story. It's everything I love from sweet characters to a great mystery. I love the twist in characters and setting of Madisonville, LA just adds another level to this. I would say now is a perfect time to start this if your not reading already.

Emmy - Oh I've recently started this fic. And loving it. Not got as far in as I'd like **shakes fist at RL**. A really good read - engaging.


Spartacus, AU, Agron/Nasir, Slash


Jeanne - Oh how I LOVE AU fic. Here we have a short, but potent one shot. Agron is still in the ludus, a celebrated gladiator. His prowess beings patronage from a Roman who likes to get some special treatment from beefy gladiators. In exchange for his service Agron only asks for one thing...to spend time with the wealthy Roman’s body slave, Nasir. *fangirl squee* This is hot, intense and still so close the emotions in canon.


Twilight, AU, WIP, E/B


Jess - I spent a good part of my weekend starting and catching up on this story. I am in love with the uniqueness of vamp mating in this fic. It’s got lots of goodies and plenty of intrigue still left to come! Cannot wait for the updates on this one!

Nico - I’m a little behind on this one but I am so excited to catch up! I couldn’t agree with Jess more I love the uniqueness of the vamps in this story and I am always excited to see an update. :)

Spartacus, Missing Moment, Agron/Nasir, Slash


Jeanne - Never has an article of clothing been so fucking sexy. Nasir claims Agron’s coat and uses it to stake a claim on his man. Another great Nasir topping fic that shows the complexity of the sexual relationship between to two manly warriors. They are sexy and in love, but they are also navigating a very new relationship. This is the “breaking-in” period (pun intended) and I love how we are shown how a gay couple can break out of stereotypes. Also, I fucking love it when Nasir orders around his gladiator boyfriend and literally leads him around by his cock. UNF!


Twilight, AH, Complete, Alice/Jasper


Jen - We did a full recc on this a bit ago. Alice finally returns home to her family, with Jasper by her side. Love the naughty going on while the family is just on the other side of the door.
This Jasper and Alice are just electric together.


Merlin, AH, Modern, Slash, Merthur


Emmy -I might have a tendency towards fluff, Bizarrely I don’t mind an angsty complete story IF I know that the slashy lovelies who MUST be together, are together and happy-chappies together and all smitten-kitten’s! Ergo this fic was perfect for me. I KNEW how it ended. The boys are endearing and everything looks like its stacked against them. Yet. (PS don’t you love it when great authors from one fandom write for your new fave fandom?!)


Twilight, E/B, WIP, AU


Nico-This story is so awesomely different in so many great ways. It sucked me in and then it went and threw in a sexy mysterious Edward with an accent and a way about him that just makes ya melt by his mannerisms on top of everything else he offers. :)


Merlin, AH, Modern, Age Difference, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy - Don’t you just love it when your fave authors from one fandom jump into your other fandom? Yep, yep, I do! So here is another of my fave fave authors! sadtomato has written a believable and somehow sweet tale of age difference fic. Arthur never comes across as manipulative or exploitive and his feelings for Merlin are sound. Sexy and sweet, with an edge.

Jen - Ditto, Em. Arthur cares so much for Merlin, and Merlin is just so sweet.


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - Ahhhh Cockyback’s in love... and hot in love sexy times are hot! JS

Teal - Oh hellll yeah. Time to enjoy the intensity of love!sex, Edward =)


Merlin, AU, Historical, Magic, (short)O/S, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy - This is like a wank fic. But only better. How? Because Merlin’s favourite fire magic does something deep inside to Arthur. At first it was anger, and now? ….....


Merlin, AH, WIP, Merthur, Slash


Jen - I love this ficlet that Fr333bird intended as a smutty one-off but has grown because these sweet school boys wouldn’t stop talking to her! The story is moving on from school, and the boys are even hotter now that they’re a few years older.


Twilight, AU, WIP, Jasper/Bella


Jen - I just love when this updates. It’s so funny and ridiculously sexy.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Lemon Report 3/13/12

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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.


AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - This story has had me all twisted up from chapter 1. It’s not angsty in the traditional sense, just more heartclenchy and hopeful. The lemon is subtle and perfect for these two, and I just love love love this Edward and Bella. So good.


AH, WIP, E/B


Jen - I love this story at all times, but never so much as when this eternally selfless Edward takes what he needs. Yummy, yummy post-sort-of-first-date sexing.

Emmy -I don’t think I could love this fic or Proudward more. jennde has written a beautiful, and above all, realistic portrayal of a single father, who would do anything for his daughter - learning to let others in and how to have some happiness of his own. Precious!

Jess - There’s no doubt I love love love this story. As Emmy said, it is so realistic, and that is what I adore about jennde’s writing. She never feels the need to force the situation, and instead lets it flow. So so good.


Merlin Comment Fest, Mixed pairings, mainly SLASH, mix of AU and AH etc


Emmy - This is not new, but it was new to me when I stumbled upon it early in the week. Lots of yummy, very clever and brilliant Merthur and Merlin authors filled prompts by others on kinky yummyness of different varieties. My fave is probably OneLittleSleep’s fic, The First Lesson where Arthur does’t have a scooby what he’s doing when it comes to carnal affairs. So Merlin has to guide him through it. **pants** Very delish! Oh and there is a fabbio ‘rim or die’ fic too - go read them all!

Chele - This is a cache of kinky smut right here. Still working my way through it, but the rim or die fic? Made even this h00r blush.

Posy - The rim or die fic was fricking amazing. It was wanton and dirty and it made me swoony. Yep, seriously swoony, because it’s totally obvious how much Merlin loves Arthur. Poor boy needs a jaw massage.


AH, Carlisle/Edward (Emmett)


Chele - This is a beautiful fic. Though written for the KinkFest, I am hesitant to call it kink, though I’m sure if you get off on voyeurism, or age disparity, this will do it for you too. It’s a love story about two men in an unfortunate circumstance who truly go beyond making the best of it in experiencing passion and shared pleasure. Having had a close friend with erectile disfunction whose glaucoma prevented him the benefit of the highly lauded “little blue pill”, this really hit home for me. It is ache and triumph (and a bit of Emmett in the middle didn’t hurt my feelings), but mostly, it’s just lovely.

Emmy - Yes this really is a beautiful and lovely fic, not something I would have considered before I read this. But touching and realistic and even though I am not an Emmett fan, this fic left me fluttery.

Posy - I loved this because it deals with real life issues that no one is willing to talk about. I love secretive stuff. I especially love blowing the doors off and letting the world understand, and this story totally does that.

Corie I saw all the beautiful things the other girls had to say so I ran and gave this and read and the subject is handled with such care and love. I really have to say it was everything they promise sweet and loving with some very hot moments between all three characters.

Jess - I read this after Jen raved over it a while back, and I still love it. Heartbreaking and beautiful, and a very interesting solution to work through a very difficult problem. So good.


AH, Jasper/ Alice


Chele - So great when an AH fic can thoroughly weave in canon characteristics that you truly feel these could have been alternate human lives of your favorite Characters. This is Jasper and Alice’s story, and it’s so sweet despite each character’s difficult pasts and current demons. The intimacy is lovely and rather than being smut for smut’s sake, it truly feels like a connection and coming together of these two.


Merlin, Elena/Merlin/Gwaine


Posy -This is a short outtake from the story In the Dust and the Shadows that I recommended in the Lemon Report last week. Merlin gives Gwaine instruction and a demonstration on how to kiss a woman between her legs. It’s not even 1400 words, but it made me fall in love with all these characters again.


E/B, WIP, AU


Corie- I mean it when I say I love a great vamp story and I spent the weekend with this one and I was BLOWN away. It’s erotic, dark and everything I love about a good twilight vamp fanfic. She takes so many what if moments from canon and flips that shit on its head. I can’t say enough about the writing and imagery used. I was kicking myself for waiting so long to dive in. Don’t make my mistake you do NOT want to miss this Edward.


E/B, WIP, AU


Corie- This is a brand new AU from and author I enjoy and only 4 chapters in the heat and sex is already amped up. After this last update I can’t wait to see where that cliffy takes the story now!

Jess - Like Corie, I’m already enjoying this story. It’s something different from Lady Gwyndedd and I’m anxious to see where she takes it.


Spartacus Fandom, Agron/Nasir, Slash


Jeanne - What’s better than gay gladiator love? A hot, kickass gladiator taking it in the ass from his equally hot former body-slave boyfriend. That’s right kiddies. Here the stereotypes of who tops and who bottoms is turned on it’s head, literaly. If you’ve been curious about this fandom and this CANON gay couple this is the perfect fic to start with. Read it, you know you want to.

Chele - Sometimes a title is the best summary. Two gorgeous masculine warriors, making love. PWP in its purest form.
That sucking sound you heard this week was Jeanne flushing me down the Spartacus fandom rabbit hole. Watch out, or you’ll get caught in the undertow... Fuck it. Jump in. The water is warm and there are gladiators here.


AH, E/B, WIP


Nico - Going back to your high school reunion to face your past and possibly your future is a lot to put into one weekend. Bella and Edward see each other after years of being apart and having other lives. However, once they are back on the same turf sparks fly and it’s just yummy to see where there they are going along the way. :)


AU, Seth/Riley, WIP


Jess - I continue to love this story and these two boys as they navigate their way through wolf-vamp love. There are little bits of canon that have changed, and I sort of like that! Lots of yummy goodness in this one!


Spartacus Fandom, Ilithyia/Lucretia, Femslash


Jeanne - Femslash FTW! I love these two and honestly one could make a good arguement that they are a canon couple. Part of what I love about them is how they show how easily the emotional connection between two women can shift to something deeper. Plus they are just so fucking hot together. This is just a little rif on a scene from the latest episode and it gets hot and heavy really quick. If you’re a fan of girl on girl action this is the fic for you. UNF!


Merlin, AU, O/S, Merlin/Arthur, Slash


Jen - As the summary says: Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. Need I say more? Wet warm blow-jobs, tingly magic, longing, and a wee bit of angst. Yum.


Merlin, AU, Merthur


Posy -I think I just fell in love with being in love. Over the span a year and a half, we get glimpses of the love and passion that Arthur and Merlin share. Five days of tenderness, hilarity (ducks, ftw!) and totally swoon-worthy moments. So beautiful.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Lemon Report 2/21/12

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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.


Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.



AU, (all the Cullen men, Jacob, Seth and Quill), Masturbation, Male bonding


Jeanne - I am still trying to catch up with all the awesome fics that came out of the TwiKinkFest. This one is so fantastic, so sexy and funny, I could barely contain myself as I read it. Sure the premise is a bit of a stretch, but that’s half the fun. It helps that Tuesdaymidnight keeps these boys grounded in canon, even as they engage in some VERY NC-17 actives. This fic is silly, dirty, sexy fun.

Posy -OH MAN! I loved that bit of pervy family tradition. Funny, hot, and wonderful to see this future take about how things might be.

Emmy - I think you can’t help but love this fic. So much smutty fun.

Jen - I just adore this. I would love for everyone to get a turn in the center of the circle.



AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - First, if you are not reading about Stella and Ned... you are SERIOUSLY missing out. This story has owned me from chapter one, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE these two. Second, the chemistry between them is like WOAH, and after a lot of family time, these two finally get some alone time... and thank the lord they do. UNF!

Emmy - I am SO pleased Jess put this in here, as I had somehow missed the last update!!!! Sacrilege! ;) Its a cute and fun read again (after the angst storm invaded and left), and leaves me with that warmth that only good friends and family can provide.

Teal - LOVE these two! Every update is a treat =)



Merlin, Slash, Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Arthur/Elena


Posy -“Being fuckbuddies goes well for an entire semester. Until it doesn't.” Merlin likes to have sex, a lot of sex, so when he and Arthur seem to be headed toward domestic patterns, Merlin freaks out and tries to spice things up with a sex contest, seeing who can have the most sex … with other people. It doesn’t go as planned. The lemons in this are hot and dirty, but even better, it’s romantic and fulfilling. Like really good sex with someone you love.

Emmy - Gah! I loved this fic. So ruddy good. Got to FLove it! So well written. I wanted to simultaneously shake and hug Merlin’s socks off. Bless these lovely boys.



Merlin/Arthur, Slash, Spanking


Posy -This is story set in the world of Like It’s 1999. *points above* “I want you to spank me,” Merlin tells Arthur. Arthur is a bit reticent at first, but as he sees his hand print pinked on Merlin’s ass, Arthur put himself fully into the experience. Such hot, lemony goodness.

Emmy - Nummy nummy nummy fic. A fabbio follow-up to the fic above. Short, sharp and oh-so-sweet.



AH, WIP, Charlie/Carlisle (as teenagers)


Jeanne - I should note that this story is a prequel to the Carlisle/Edward fic Rainbows and Storm Clouds, which I have not read yet. I actually found this story while fic diving for Charlie smut, and I am SO happy I did. This is the story of two gay teenage boys, Charlie and Carlisle, finding each other in a small town. I won’t spoil the story, but OMFG is it good. Well written, with adorably hilarious and intensely sexy moments. These two will have you squirming, smiling and tearing up within the first chapter.

Jen - I can’t wait to have a minute to sit and read this! I flove Charlie sexytimes.



AH, WIP, E/B


Nico -Bella might have started with Carlisle but now it’s all Edward and I mean all. Whew, Edward is so sexy, take charge and such the right combo of daring, demanding, and passionate that he will have you begging for more. :)



AH, WIP, E/B Outtake


Jess - Oh what a treat we got on Valentine’s Day from Abstract way. If you ever wondered what was going through Bella’s mind when she went into the computer store to get that power cord then CHECK THIS OUT!

Corie- I loved getting this peek at her. Such a sweet treat this week!

Nico -Geeky role play at it’s best. Who knew shopping for computer equipment could be so fun. :)

Emmy - A nice return of these two, I do love a good peek into future worlds..



AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - If you haven’t read this little gem, do it! It’s short and sweet and so fully of unfy goodness. The last two chapters were... ahem, delicious. JS

Corie- HOLY sweetness. I just loved every bit of this story falling in love has never been sweeter. I adore how much these characters love each other. Did I mention I love it lol.

Emmy - Like Corie, I have really enjoyed this fic. Cute, fluffy, fun with a sexy edge.



AU, WIP, Seth/Riley, Slash


Jen - Before the scary, angsty, bad vampy times set upon Seth & Riley they had the chance to be each other’s first. And it was good, so very good. I’m in love with these sweet boys and hope that their ever after is happy.



AH, Outtakes, E/B


Jess - I have loved every part of this story - the main part and the outtakes - and this one didn’t disappoint. I don’t even know what to say about it except that it’s hot and you should read it!

Corie-UNF troublefollows1017 can write a lemon like NO ONE else. I just can’t get enough of how much Pennyward worships Bella in this story and this fun little Valentines Day outtake reminded me of that.

Emmy - I was so chuffed to see this outtake. I didn’t realise how much I had missed these two and their engaging and absorbing, if fantastical adventures. PennyWard and his love for Bella is epic.



Star Trek Fandom, O/S, Kirk/Spock/McCoy


Chele - My Star Trek fic obsession continues. This time, we have a wickedly pervy oneshot, wherein Spock tries to prevent his Captain from brazen public sexual displays with Dr. McCoy, only to be caught up in their tractor beam of lust, and reeled in for a night of fucking. Jim is a cockslut, Bones is an experienced top, and Spock is almost virginal, but a very quick study. Quick, dirty, fun Smut. Yum.

Jen - Oh my dog was this hot. Kirk & McCoy are dirrrrty when they’re drunk. Unf! And Spock’s inner dialogue as he observes these two horny boys is just hilarious. It goes from hilarious to hot when Spock gets possessive of his Captain.


AH Complete/Outtakes, E/B


Jess - When sparklnfade mentioned surferward I was all sorts of curious. She didn’t disappoint, as I knew she wouldn’t. The main story and now the outtakes have me swooning and panting. SO good!

Corie- This story from start to finish had me flailing. The characters are original and lovely and the chemistry between them off the charts. Plus that last outtake of sweet preggo sex left me panting and swooning.


AH, WIP, E/B


Jess - The build up to these last few chapters has been KILLER. These two are so crazy intense and I’m just itching for them to finally do it... which is saying a lot since I’m always more into the UST than the lemons. Good sweet mercy, when it finally happens it’s going to be INTENSE. That’s all I’m saying.

Nico -I’m with Jess, the build up is just amazing. I love Bella’s internal discussions with what she wants and then how she tries to hold back for him. When they both finally go for it at the samet ime it’s going to be awesome. :)

Emmy - I have really enjoyed this story. Poor Edward deserves some normal teenage sexual experiences ( and so does Bella!). Great for them to get some time together and some fun times!


O/S, E/B, AH


Corie- I have no words that would accurately describe how hot this 2 part o/s is. Jebus its out of control the tension that these virtual strangers have. There is this unbelievable scene that left me BREATHLESS. I can’t say enough about how sexy this is.

Jess - I loved this the first time I read it! So so good!


Complete, E/B, AH, OOC


Corie- This maybe one of the most beautiful love stories I personally have read. I loved every thing about it. Its such a true love story that was beyond time. I say if you haven’t read it yet you should check it out! Primarycolors just hit complete on it this weekend with a fantastic epi.

Nico -This story just pulls at your heart strings from the start. If you want something that will suck you in from start to finish go for it you won’t be disappointed. :)

Teal - I am SO SAD this fic is over. I truly hope we see more from Primarycolors because this one was incredibly creative, original, and unpredictable. The love story was beautiful, and the end was amazingly bittersweet. I’ll miss these characters so much!


AU, outtakes for var fics, Bella/Jake, Bella/Paul, Bella/Sam


Jen - I read these three chapters on Valentine’s Day, and they were a most delicious calorie free treat! These chapters are outtakes of three of her stories--Better Now, Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella, and Holding Sam. It would be cruel to ask me to pick a favorite. Just read them and get your happy on.


MERLIN, AH, Longer-length O/S, Modern, Angsty,SLASH, Merlin/Arthur


Emmy - Gah this fic made me flail something rotten. I’ve actually read it through 2.5 times now.... Thank you so much otta-ff for reccing this to me! I seriously cannot tell you how much love I have for this fic. HURTS so bad. Arthur and Merlin meet, and Merlin falls in love. Shame Arthur marries Gwen instead, Merlins good female friend.... Heartichoke ensues. SO well written. I still cannot write eloquently or even cohesively about this fic. It is FUCKING AMAZING. Go read it!!! Nowwwwwwwwww.


AH, WIP, E/B


Emmy - I have been really enjoying this fic, with its daily updates. We don’t know (& won’t know!) much of the backstory of how and why Edward and Bella split up - a long time ago. But we do get ringside seats to how Bella’s visit back home for her HS reunion brings her and Edward back together again for the first time in a long time... The most recent chapter? Who needs conversation when your bodies can do the talking....... mmmmh.


AH, WIP, Ed/Rose; outtake is Emmett/Tyler


Jen - I just love this sweet yet sassy Rose, and there’s something so endearing about older next-door neighbor Edward. There’s also a very special outtake posted, featuring Emmett and Tyler. So funny and hot! (confession: I harassed jadedandboring to write the Emmett/Tyler action which is referenced in the main fic. I needed details!)


AH, WIP, E/B


Jen - Finally! Gentleman-ward consummates his marriage with Bella. She’s a very strong woman who’s been through a lot; his tenderness and care toward her (and her virginity) are so very sexy.


AH, WIP, Ed/Leah


Jen - This is a heatbreaking story, but I’m hoping that this chapter’s happy times mean that things are turning around for Edward and Leah.


AH, Complete, Carlisle/Edward


Jen - Ngl, I made a squeaky~squeey kinda sound when this alert popped up. I love all of sadtomato’s boys, and this chapter of lingerie wearing Edward and his loving partner Carlisle does not disappoint. Such yum!

Emmy - I love this collection so much. I love how both are written and the intimacy and trust between them. Just precious.


AH, Complete, E/B


Jen - An adorable read posted for Valentine’s Day, but would be a delicious treat for any day. Love Bella’s dirty talk.