Friday, July 29, 2011

Pervy Picspiration

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


So the sun shining seems to inspire slashy citrus?! Who’s complaining? Not I, guv’nor!


Yummy slash from a returning star is what we find in Fun in the Sun by Seylin. Yep - more DELISH slashy goodness featuring Seth.. But this time its a playful Jake who is making his life deliciously hard!!! Sweet slashy, sunny fun and hot-to-trot! Just the way we like it!!! Mmmmh sweaty sunscreened bodies....

I am thrilled to anounce yet more slashy good stuff in In the Heat of the Night by Starry Night88.This time its Edward and Jake who play in the heat and surf.... After dark anything can happen... I ADORE swimming in the dark, so I loved the imagery in this fic! YUM!


Now somehow last week I managed to overlook EddieBelle69!! She used the following prompt to write us a smutty JakeWard one/shot!!
In Emmys Pervy Picspirations Results we are treated to a little camping fun with the boys... Will Edward convince Jake of the charms of the woods?

And do remember, we are now linking with TwiFicPics for a monthly pervtastic banner competition! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition.

The new competition was a few weeks ago, and there were some amazing entries! Latest Entries. The winner(s) are here! Go adopt a banner or let them inspire you!


Remember to go show:
Seylin
Starry Night88 and
EddieBelle69
Lots of love. Authors love getting reviews, and these guys have gone out of their way to give us delish picspiration goodies - make it worth their while!!!

So this week?
Rub-a-dub-dub.... Yes that’s right! Time to scrub-up, scrub-down and get sopping wet... Its bathtime! Or shower time....

What do the pics and prompts of bathtime, showers and soaping up and soaking wet do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....













I’m waiting.........

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy

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Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STDs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to ask someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!


DISCLAIMER:



The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.




Before launching into more masturbation questions, Naughty Nurse Kimpy requests once again that you revisit her previous post on orgasms.

Another great resource is I Feel Myself, a website that shows images of women masturbating. You can get some great ideas on how other people achieve an orgasm solo. It’s graphic, of course, but also instructive and erotic.

The first part of this week’s post covers more reader questions about masturbation. The second part are tips on jilling off that my fellow Pervs were kind enough to gather up for your benefit. Relax, have a glass of wine, and enjoy.

Okay Nurse Kimpy, here's the dealio. I'm a virgin and every time I get off, I'm never fully satisfied. I got to sleep feeling I could go ages but my arm would fall off. I get off with just clit stimulation. I don't have or use a dildo or vibrator. What do you think I should do to feel satisfied. It came on all of a sudden too, and yes I get off every night. Does getting off every night have something to do with it? Thanks for your advice!


Do not ever feel like you have to fess up that you get off every night. Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t judge; honest. If she did, she’d be one heck of a hypocrite. Just saying.

As we discussed in last week’s post All About Masturbation, Part I, in general, the more frequently you masturbate, the less intense your orgasms will be. It doesn’t matter if you’re using your own hand, a dildo, or a vibrator, that concept will hold true.

If you want to experiment, try holding off for a longer period of time. Let your sexual tension build up over a day or two, then allow yourself to get off--my guess is that it will be more intense for you. Also, please take the time to read the jilling off tips listed below, or the I Feel Myself website. They should give you some great tips, too.

okay question how long should it take you to have an orgasm with clit stimulation? It seems to take me a long time and i worry that i am abnormal. I do seem to have extra skin around there making it harder for the big O to come. I know everyone is different but I am beginning to feel abnormal.


Oh, my dear reader, you *know* there’s no such thing as abnormal here at Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy; there are only varying degrees of human experiences. There is no pre-ordained time limit on orgasms, so please, please, please DO NOT time yourself. It’s only going to make it more difficult for you to get where you need to go! If it takes you a long time, so what? In the end, you get your orgasm, and that’s really what’s at stake here, isn’t it? Take all the time you need, and enjoy every second of it.

If you want to do something to heighten your arousal level before you start to masturbate, look at some porn, read some erotica, or some other activity that really gets you going. If you wait to touch yourself until you’re more aroused, that can speed up the process. However, I want to emphasize that there is no time limit on orgasms, so just go with the flow, however long that takes.

As for your extra skin around your clit, my guess is that you have a large clitoral hood. For some individuals, they use one hand to pull back on the clit, exposing more of the clitoral surface area. Simply use your index and middle finger and put them above your clit, then pull the skin upwards. Voila! Your clit is exposed, and thus, more sensitive.

OK, this makes me feel like I am admitting a dirty little secret.
I am 23 and I have never had the pleasure of a orgasm. Wow that feels good to admit.
I have had sex, and it feels good, but never good enough, it never gets me to the end. It just leaves me wanting more, feeling frustrated and eventually weird.
I have masturbated... a lot! But once again I can't reach the end I want, no NEED to.
I feel like there is something wrong with me.
I have even considered going to see my doctor, but I just can't bring myself to do it, so I am hoping you can help me.
Could it be possible that I can't actually orgasm? What's wrong with me!


I doubt that you are unable to orgasm, it’s just that you haven’t found the way to unlock that secret. Please, do me a favor, and stop believing that there is something wrong with you! As I’ve said many times, your brain is one of the most powerful pieces in your sexual responsiveness, and if you go around worrying that there is something wrong with you, you might become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

One thing you might want to consider is buying a small, inexpensive vibrator, to see if that helps you get where you need to go. They’ve started to sell these in the same area as the condoms are located in stores like Target and Walgreen’s. It might prove to be the missing link for your orgasms, and it’s worth a try. Check out the jilling off tips listed below; hopefully, they will give you some more ideas. If none of these things end up working, please let me know, and we’ll look for more information on how to get your issue resolved. I just try to keep my readers satisfied, if you KWIM. *wink*

OK. I'm your typical never-been-kissed case and never-felt-the-big-O. What does it feel like? What I'm getting at is that when I try to masturbate it's sort of painful (even when I go super light). I know it is supposed to feel good but maybe some women can't masturbate? I touch all the right places but it never seems to get me anywhere close to what a orgasm is ever described as. Am I broken?


i have trouble reaching orgasm when i masturbate. i am a virgin and have tried masturbating however each time it ends in the same result. nada. i can feel the built up and then i get to a point that it all becomes to sensitive and i cant go any further. i have tried experimenting touching different areas with varying degrees of pressure but with no result. any hints?


Why am I not satisfied every time I get off? I'll go to sleep feeling that I should have more but if I give myself more, my arm will fall off. I'm not getting off with a vibrator or dildo, and I'm not entering my fingers in me or anything, it's just purely clit stimulation. What can I do to not feel like that? I guess I should throw in there that I am a virgin. Help Nurse Kimpy.


Can a virgin masturbate? I've tried a couple times but touching my nipples and clit don't feel good to me. In fics it's supposed to feel good. Also, sticking my fingers inside doesn't exactly feel like anything either. I have no access to any 'helpful devices', so that's out. Maybe I'm doing something wrong? Or is there something wrong with me?


All right, my lovely virgins, gather round. Yes, indeed, virgins of all shapes and sizes can masturbate and have orgasms, I assure you! Also, non-virgins that are still chasing that elusive solo ‘O’ should come take a look, because even women who are sexually active may not be getting everything they could out of masturbation. The Pervs have gotten together and created a list of lovely instructions for how to jack jill off--please read and enjoy!





Comfort. Find a comfortable place, both in the physical and psychological sense. Physically, you need to be relaxed so I would suggest your bed or a warm bath (if these are comfortable place for you). Privacy (at least initial) is very important. If you’re worried that your roommate or partner might walk in on you, it can make it very hard for you to relax. If your living situation is such that privacy is an issue (you still live at home, have a roommate or little kids, etc), I would suggest using a room with a lock on the door. If your bedroom doesn’t have a lock install one. Most bathrooms have locks. Go take a “long bath” and lock out the world. If you’re worried about the “sounds” you could make take a radio/cd player into the bathroom and make sure the volume is loud enough to drown out any sounds you might make.

Time. Masturbation is about treating yourself. Don’t short change yourself when it comes to taking your time to get off. You’re not going to time a soothing bubble bath are you? So why try to rush rubbing one out? For your first couple sessions give yourself a good hour to play. Even if you already know how to get off take your time, tease yourself, delay your climax for as long as you can. Part of what makes a great orgasm so explosive is the build up. Even if you can get yourself to orgasm in record time, coming too soon can often times feel anti-climactic. Get yourself close to climax and then back off a little, fondle your breasts or inner lips, stay away from your clit, then when you've calmed down a little go back in for strong stimulation on your clit. You'd be surprised by how much a little patience can pay off.

Patience. Especially if you’re new to masturbation and orgasms, it may take some practice to find what works for you. Learning your body is kind of like riding a bike, it takes some trial and error to figure things out. (At least you won’t need a helmet for this.) Be open to trying different things; Your fingers, vibrators, or even dry humping a couch cushion. Some of you may laugh, but there are some very sated dry humpers in the sexual world. Different strokes for different folks is 100% true. If you've never masturbated how do you know what's going to feel good until you try it?

Relax. Orgasms aren’t going to come if you’re stressed out. You can rub your clit like you’re trying to start a fire and all it will get it you a sore crotch and a tendinitis. Try to push everything out of your mind. This isn't the time to make shopping lists, think about your taxes or even worry about a fight you have with your partner. This is YOU time. Think about yourself and getting yourself off. Breath slowly, focus on releasing the tension from your muscles one at a time. Close your eyes. Do whatever it takes to get you to a relaxed state to enable you to get turned on.

Mood. This is probably 80% of sex, whether it’s with someone or alone. If you’re not already turned on, it’s going to be hard to get off, if not completely impossible. You need to warm up the oven before you can bake anything, and the same is true for your girl parts. You need to wine and dine yourself, metaphorically speaking. Don’t just walk in the door from work, shuck your jeans and try to get a quick orgasm in before dinner (that move is for experts, only). You need to set the mood, get into the mind set and get your juices flowing. And we do mean juices. Rubbing your fingers on a dry pussy is not only NOT going to get you off it's going to be uncomfortable, and possibly painful. Sexual arousal stimulates female lubrication which will enhance the friction of rubbing your clit. Now if you're normally dry you cold use a drop of lube, but unless you have an actual medical condition I would avoid shortcuts. Your body has a nature process it goes through when it's turned on, signals to show you that you're getting closer to an orgasm. Lubrication, hard nipples, goosebumps and accelerated heart rate are all signs that you are getting in the mood.

Inspiration. For women especially, this is the most important component to getting off. You need to know what turns you on and use it to get yourself off. This is important not just for masturbation, but to be a great sex partner as well. After all, how can you help your partner get you off if you don’t even know what turns you on? Here's the homework segment. You need to sit down and think about things that get you sexually excited: Fics, images, scenes from movies, etc. Is it the scene from a fic where Edward talks dirty to Bella or when he gives Jasper a blow job? Is it scene in a movie where the characters are stripping for each other? Is it the way a male actor casually brushes his hair from his eyes. Find whatever turns you on, bring it into your masturbation session and use it. Watch or read it before you even start to touch yourself, think about what specifically turns you on about the scene, movement, words. Close your eyes and visualize it. Try to modify it, add yourself to the scene, or imagine yourself in the place of one of the players. Use your imagination, because your brain is your largest sexual organ and it is the most effective tool to get you to an orgasm, more so than any sex toy. When you start to touch yourself (slowly, remember not to rush through the fun) play your fantasies out in your mind, watch porn or read erotica try to capture that feeling these things give to you. Try to focus on how your body feels when you’re turned on, so that when you inspire it in your own body through masturbation or even during sex with a partner you can know that you’re doing the right thing.


Masturbation is sex, it’s just sex that you have with yourself. As such, you should give it the consideration that you would give any other kind of sex. Treat it like a special occasion, get ready for it. Dress up for it, find clothes or lingerie that makes you feel sexy. Have a glass of wine, light some candles or put on some sexy music. Take yourself on a date before you put out. You’re worth it, and trust me, the orgasm is worth it too. ;)




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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Lemon Report 7/26/11




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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.





AH WIP E/B


Jess - OMG! Finally... that’s all I have to say.... and yay and unf!

Emmy - So worth the wait.... Well done son! Well done.




AH WIP E/B


Jess - This story is the sequel to Fridays at Noon and is currently bearing the tinge of sadness as it appears Bella died. It’s very unclear, but watching Bella through Edward’s memories - good and bad ones - has been so good. And the lastest update had a super hot, lay on the desk lemon... go, read. I’m dying to find out what really happened!

Emmy - As Jess says we don’t know what the blazes is going on, but it does not look good! I am keeping my fingers and toes crossed for a hea... But not looking likely. However LOTS of precious Daddyward moments and a yummo memory desk lemon!




AH, WIP, Flangst, E/B


Emmy - This is fluffy fun, with a slight edge. I adore the banter and the off the richter UST! I just adore this story, its a great wee treat. No full lemons, but oh so much tingly teasing that I am ready to pop - let alone Bella and Edward! This Edward? This Edward is a master of seduction....

Jess - I adore this little story. Like Emmy said, it’s full of all sorts of UST that had given way to some very sexy, intense moments. All I have to say is library and a hole in a pair of tights... unf!




AH, WIP -Drabbles, SLASH, E/Jas


Emmy - Don’t be alarmed by the number of chapters. This is well short! As each chapter is a brief drabble! So its SUPER quick to catch up on! A great tale of finding your true home and the healing power of love. Plus super slashy fun times!




AU, OOC, WIP, Mystery/Historical? E/B (plus others sorta)


Emmy - I am super intrigued by this story! A brilliant and different AU tale, that is super quick to catch up on. There is a slight mystery involved in this tale - regarding Bella. But what is fascinating - is Edward battling to tame his inner beast - and mainly failing. The Lemony action is all Edward with OC’s and very well done - its adds much to the story. This Edward has two faces and doesn’t know how or if he can marry the two. Can’t wait to read more of this!




AH, OOC, WIP, Angsty, E/B (plus others - sorta)


Emmy - I have been meaning to recc this story for AGES!!! A very interesting premise is this one! Bella and Edward have a big past. And a very messy split. Edward certainly hasn’t gotten over Bella. But Bella? Well Bella is now a submissive, to Jake. Now I don’t know how accurate the BDSM stuff is - I am no expert, but the BDSM is not a major part of this story, in that the story is written around it. It is there to add to the story - not that it is the story! The main story is the love lost and the scars it has left behind. Also us finding out how it was lost... Oh and an interesting wee Alice and Jasper side plot. This fic is a wee bitty different to other fics I have read, I am dying to know what will happen next...




AH, WIP, SLASH, Riley/Jasper


Emmy - It is rare to read this pairing. So this was a nice find. Riley is younger and much more innocent than world weary musician Jasper. After fooling around after one of Jasper’s concerts Riley hopes for more than Jasper can give. But their story does not end there.....




AH, WIP, WP, E/B


Emmy - I am loving this story! At first I thought it was a single mum Bella story, but then I realised that although it is to a point, its not! I adore this Edward, he is adorable and so yum. And oh so cute with four-year old Brandon. I enjoy the wee twist in this story (which I won’t spoil!) and I love that there was our much waited for lemon in the latest chapter so I can finally feature it here! This is cute and at times fluffy - but there is some pain lurking within.. But deffo WP safe!

Jess - I had the opportunity to preread this bad boy... and not only does it seem WP safe, it will make you all melty. La-La, aka Bella, is divine, as is Edward! So many delicious moments!




AU, Canon(?), O/S, James/Victoria


Emmy - I CANNOT praise this story enough!! It is soooooo good. DellaTerra has given a new twist to the James and Victoria story. Long before Victoria became the relentless foe of Edward and the Cullens, she was an innocent girl at a 60’s music festival. Bad boy vampire James wants to corrupt her in every which way possible..... You must read this fic!!!

Jess - This is the first time I’ve ever read a Victoria story, and let me tell you, this is AMAZING! Emmy has been raving about it, and I took my cue and dove right in. Not only is it well written, DellaTerra gives us a very interesting tale that shows how very canon vamp traits are mixed into a a decade rife with drugs. It’s intense and left me panting in all the right ways. Definitely read this! It is SO good!




AH, WIP, E/B


Teal - I have loved every little bit of this short fic, from the beyond ordinary meeting these characters shared to the slow burn of their relationship. Finally, they’ve taken the next step, and it was so incredibly sweet. The words were short and simple, but the emotions ran strong. I loved every word.

Jess - Swoon! Seriously, this story is so swoony, heartachokey, and sweet, it makes my teeth and heart hurt in all the best ways. I love the tentative and rightness of this relationship. So good!

Emmy - I too am loving this tale. Rochelle always writes beautifully. As always her story has reality and love infused throughout and some beautiful tender loving!




AH WIP B/E


Jess - FINALLY! I have been enamored with this story from the very first chapter and have been patiently waiting through Bella and Edward’s different partners and for the hurt and sadness to leave us... and boy howdy did it! Thank you for the very unfy, citrusy update! Yum!

And to those of you who haven’t started this, get on it. The chapters are short and suzie55 updates a couple of times a week! Woot!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Slash Brigade: Homophobe by YouarenotMe

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This Slash Brigade Pick is...

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Title: Homophobe
Author: YouarenotMe
Chapters: 17
Words: 48,717
Reviews: 258
Summary: SLASH. Mike is a driven young man, hard working, and eager to please his father. But Mike Newton has a secret...perhaps he has a few. In small town like Forks, Mike feels alone and desperately wants a break in his routine.


Jeanne - People read slash fan fic for a lot of different reasons. Some readers find it sexy, others readers might be intrigued by seeing inside a culture they have never experienced in person and some LGBT readers like to see realistic portrayals of their lives in the fiction they read. The world of slash fan fiction provides for everyone, no matter their reason for reading, but it's rare that a single story is so well rounded that it provides something for everyone.

Homophobe is a rarity in many aspects. It’s an AU story, featuring a secondary human character (Mike Newton) from the Twilight series as the protagonist, in a painfully realistic story of a teenage boy realizing he is gay. This isn’t a pretty process, especially when Mike has everything working against him. He is the All American athlete in a small town, his father is abusive and his mother is barely there. Mike lives in a world absence of support for kids like him, his only means of outlet for his true feels are with Eric Yorkie, the geeky boy who is also gay. The relationship between these two is realistically unhealthy, at times Mike's behavior leaves you upset and conflicted about both boys. YouarenotMe shows us the person behind the mask of homophobia, demonstrating how a combination of ignorance, fear and lack of loving support can create this extreme level of self hatred.

Despite the harsh realities in this story there are so many passionate and even tender moments that keep you hopeful for some kind happiness in Mike’s future. With the surprising, but very welcome addition of the mysterious Edward and Jasper Cullen, Homophobe does for young gay men, what Twilight did for you straight women. Remember this is AU and Mike has begun to notice that the Cullens are different. What that will mean for him, I don’t know, but I know that I cannot stop reading until I find out.

Jess - I know what you’re thinking... Mike Newton and Eric Yorkie? Yeah, that’s what I thought too when Jen mentioned this and I got the C2 notification for it, but from the minute I started reading this through all the posted chapters, I was sucked in (pun intended).

Homophobe is the kind of story that really makes you stop and think about the life of a character. It’s a story that’s really hard to read, because Mike, a high school football player with a lot of potential, is basically working himself into the ground with the help of the pressure the town is placing on him, his team and coach’s intensity, and worse of all his father’s abusive - verbal and physical - behavior. This level of pressure is exhausting, and as it continues to build, you see how Mike is slowly beginning to lose it.

As if that wasn’t enough, Mike is lost in the sea of sexual identity. He’s straight, but the one place he is really able to blow off steam is with Eric - a gay, band geek who’s helping him study. He climbs through Eric’s window almost daily for what started out as just a BJ, that led to kissing (WHAT? Since he’s not actually gay... or so he keeps trying to tell himself), and now, a romp or two. Add to that the very confusing swirl of lust that he feels whenever he’s around Jasper Hale and Edward Cullen and you have one very, very confused boy.

I did everything I normally did in the morning, except I spent extra time in the shower after working out. I forced myself to get hard again and then punched my thigh every time my thoughts turned to something gay. I pushed my mind to think of pussies and tits. I thought about the ones I'd touched and tasted. I thought about the ones I'd seen in porn and every time my dick softened. I was still hard, just not as hard as when I thought about guys. Why could thoughts of dicks and muscles and hairy legs get me so fucking hot and so fucking hard? What was it about Jasper's broad shoulders that made me wish he was in the shower with me, warm and sudsy and holding my junk in his hands. His mouth sucking on my neck while…


His struggle, like many guys who find themselves under the weight of parental and social expectations, is painful to watch. You can viscerally feel the confusion he feels, the anger, the frustration, and deep down the fear of someone (especially his father, who is a vile human being) really finding out... or worse, him admitting to himself that he might in fact be gay. I can’t imagine the heaviness of that weight, and YouarenotMe does a great job of walking us through that tangled web of emotions.

The lemons are hot as hell but not in an easy to read, lover boy slashy kind of way. They are hard, intense, and swift, because... Mike is not gay....

As soon as she was gone, I pulled Eric up and over to the bed, where I dropped our pants again and spread him wide. I fucked him like Jasper fucked Edward and Eric loved it. I loved it. I pulled out and shot my shit all over his stomach, the way he'd done to me that night. But instead of getting grossed out by it, Eric looked happy.


You get the idea.

Edward and Jasper slowly work their way into this story, and in the early chapters are merely a presence Mike has to process through emotionally. The question I had through most of the posted chapters (and which has since been answered - I won’t spoil it here for you) is whether or not they are vamps. Regardless, the level of UST between Mike and these two is, in a word, intense. I’m anxious to see where we go from here with these two and what role they will play.

The question I have asked myself all along is “When is it too much?” When does the pressure, the what looks like diet-turned-bulimia, the excessive exercising and training, the physical & emotional abuse from his father, and the very confusing emotions and thoughts about whether or not he’s gay, not to mention the self imposed need to be perfect and bear everyone else’s expectations become too much? And when it does, how will he handle it? How will everyone else handle it? We have just finally begun to get some answers to these questions, and I am so excited to see where we go from here.

YouarenotMe has created a story that is well told, articulate, and captures the very essence of who Mike Newton is like no other fic I’ve read. PPSS Readers, put aside those preconceived notions and give this one a go. You might wince a little at how harsh Mike’s self loathing is, how his confusion and mental agony make you hurt for him, or how rough and tumble the sex is with Eric, but you seriously won’t be disappointed. This is a fic that will own you... literally.

Jen - I initially wasn’t quite sure what to make of a story entitled Homophobe, but I’m really glad I didn’t judge this fic by its name alone. This is not a story in which a teenage boy realizes he has sexual feelings for his best friend only to find out that his best friend reciprocates these feelings. Mind you, I have read and enjoyed many such fics. It’s just that Homophobe is quite a different story. It’s an incredibly complex, well-written and well-told story of a young man caught between his father’s abuse and prejudices and his own slowly awakening realization of his sexuality.

Homophobe transcends fanfiction. YouarenotMe includes some of the supernatural aspects of the Twilight canon, however the story is truly based in reality. It’s not always easy to read, knowing that there are real kids in the US, and no doubt elsewhere, who are going through what this fictional Mike experiences.

Mike Newton should be the happiest kid in Forks. He’s popular, a star athlete in several sports, gets solid grades, is being scouted by top schools, and could get a date with any girl he chose. Except... Mike’s father verbally abuses him (particularly through shaming him with homophobic slurs), controls how much he eats, how much he exercises, and physically abuses him by boxing with him under the guise of conditioning.

On top of that, Mike has a one-sided sexual relationship with Eric Yorkie. After allowing Eric to pleasure him, Mike can only think of what his father would do if he found out that his son was engaging in homosexual acts. Mike knows he enjoys getting blowjobs from Eric. He realizes that he’s no longer able to get hard solely by thinking of girls. He recognizes that he’s attracted to boys besides Eric—his fantasies are increasingly focused on Edward and Jasper. It’s both heartbreaking and heartwarming to see Mike gradually come to acknowledge that he is gay.
Mike is so confused and full of self-loathing, his home life so horrible that it kind of doesn’t feel right to enjoy him getting sucked off by Eric or masturbating to thoughts of Edward. I think the hottest scene in the fic so far was Mike watching Jasper fucking Edward.

In the meadow, where night-blooming flowers still littered the ground, were Jasper and Edward.

And they were... They were fucking.

I grew hard in an instant. They were both so beautiful and the sight of Edward draped over a large boulder while Jasper moved in and out of him from behind was quite possibly the hottest thing I'd ever seen.

A moment after I started watching, small satisfied smiles appeared on both of their faces, but Edward's shifted as Jasper gripped his hips and slammed into him. I'd never heard such a sound in my life. My dick had never been harder.


As Mike and Edward go closer, there are some extremely hot make out scenes, and I’m full of anticipation for Edward to do more than give Mike the occasional handjob.
I’m so curious how things will turn out for Mike. Will he manage to keep his secrets until he’s free of Forks and his father, safely away at college? Will keeping the secrets eventually be his undoing, or will he somehow be outed? Homophobe is a captivating and thought provoking story, and I’m sure that if you give it, and Mike, a try you will be as eager for
every new chapter as I am.

Liz - I am not normally a “Mike fic” kind of gal, but this summary really intrigued me. We’ve all read ‘oh golly gee, I’m gay?’ fics, but I’ve never run across one quite like this. Mike is under intense pressure from his abusive, homophobic father to catch the attention of college football scouts, and secretly uses the talented (and willing) mouth of Eric Yorkie to take the edge off. The homophobic language in this fic can be offensive, and at times is hard to read. It is used not for shock value, however, but to convey Mike’s deep frustration and confusion about who he is and what he wants. I cheered when Eric finally stood up for himself, and I think you will too.

The sex in this fic is fast, one-sided and angsty, including a recent chapter when we were treated to a blazing hot scene of voyeurism that takes this story to a whole new citrus level. As their friendships develop, you’ll be anxious for more info on the mysterious Cullens.

Teal - From the very start of this fic, we’re thrown into the ugly, perplexing lifestyle Mike keeps. His days are a rigid, rigorous combination of extreme diet, over exercising, and academic study. Even when Mike mentions weekend parties and drinking, his alcohol consumption is measured down to the calorie, and as the story goes on, he reveals that he knows exactly what and how much to drink in order to get drunk without going over his caloric intake and being forced to do even more physical conditioning to make up for it the next day. Routine and discipline can be very important, especially for a determined high school athlete who’s trying to earn himself an offer to play Division I football, but it’s obvious that Mike (by the disgusting control of his father) is going farther than what’s really healthy. He measures himself against everyone around him, from their athletic prowess to how their body compares to his and from who they fuck to penis size. It’s clear that not only his body has been conditioned over the years but also his mind, thanks to one of the most realistic and disturbing representations of a physically and mentally abuse parent I’ve ever seen in writing.

The sad part is, for as determined and hard working as Mike is, he has no idea how fucked up he really has become. He knows his father is a dick and he knows he’s conflicted about both guys and girls, but he doesn’t realize he’s sick. Vomiting from over exertion or because he feels guilty is a part of the routine. Hiding the bruises his father gives him isn’t new. Pushing away thoughts of his dead brother (though we still haven’t learned how or why this mysterious event occurred) is something he’s coped with for a long time. All Mike wants to do is survive his senior year, get a scholarship to a school on the other side of the country, and get the fuck away from Forks and his father FOREVER.

Jess’s interpretation of the sex in this story is 100% accurate. It’s impossible not to get sucked into them, but at the same time that your stomach is jumping, you may also be cringing. Eric is sweet and vulnerable, and although he is willing to admit that he’s gay, he lets Mike walk all over him. You’ll see for certain that Eric has his own struggles, learning how to be an 18 year old gay man, but he’s genuine and likable, and I find myself hoping there will be someone better to come along for him because Mike isn’t going to be “The One.”

Mike’s mental anguish over his own sexuality is painful to experience with him, and it’s heartbreaking to see all the reasons he convinces himself he shouldn’t be gay. He’s right in thinking that his father probably would literally murder him if he found out, and Mike would have a difficult time surviving college football at the level he’s pursuing (and possibly later the NFL) as an openly gay man...so one has to wonder which is going to give first. Even as he fights himself every single day, it’s impossible not to celebrate each time another barrier breaks down. First the kissing, then more sexual endeavors, moving forward to consistent sexual (and emotionally invested) relationships.

Nothing is neat or tidy in this story. Mike moves back and forth between Eric and a number of girls, then eventually between Eric and Edward (with potential of throwing Jasper into the mix eventually too). He’s carrying on so many relationships, each filling a different need for himself, but none of it is right or fair. He has so much to figure out, but the double edged sword is that he couldn’t have done so and will not continue to without each of these figures.

I’m astounded by the intensity of the writing and voice of this story, and though I fear things will become much uglier, I can’t wait to see how this can all possibly turn out.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Pervy Picspiration

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement



Two smashing entries this week. One brand new to our picspirations AND a brand new fandom presented to us too.















Legs akimbo certainly seemed to inspire...

First up is a brand spanking new contributor: Gotsa Have My Hardy treated us to a delightful Harry Potter fandom piece! Marry Me Lily. A short but very sweet drabble on the beginning of our favourite legacy - Harry’s parents before they were his parents and died to save him... Let’s hope that the brilliant Gotsa Have My Hardy returns to our ranks again! And any fellow HP fandom writers out there (canon or otherwise!) PLEASE get writing for us tooooo!

How much do we love Dellaterra? Her Picspirations new chapter is a brand new pairing for her and it’s the best I have read featuring James and Victoria. Dellaterra details the end of Victoria’s innocence and humanity all in one fell swoop. Fascinating, sexy, and as always, I want more! Fancy giving us what happened when she awakened Dellaterra?

And do remember, we are now linking with TwiFicPics for a monthly pervtastic banner competition! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition.

The new competition was a few weeks ago, and there were some amazing entries! Last entries. The winner(s) are here! Go adopt a banner or let them inspire you!


Remember to go show:
Gotsa Have My Hardy
Dellaterra
lots of love. Authors love getting reviews, and these guys have gone out of their way to give us delish picspiration goodies - make it worth their while!!!

Summer is finally here.... In some places too much. Deep baking heat and relentless sun or gentle sun kisses and warm embraces... What do the pics and prompts of sunshine do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE!

















Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....


I’m waiting.........