Friday, March 30, 2012

Pervy Picsperations 03/29/2012


Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at or ememmyem on LJ or AO3 ) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

Not so mellow yellow then........ ?

Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. NEW competition will be up again sooooooon

What will it take to get you writing for me? …...

So this week? Time to go back to black. Time to be inspired. Dark and delicious? Rich and sumptuous? Or just hot and sexy pics? Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Transformers? DC Comics? Hunger Games? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.

Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....

I’m waiting.........

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy 3/29/12


Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to asks someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!

The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educationalpurposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace theadvice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to beincomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to yourdoctor.

Faithful ANNK reader and owner of all kinds of awesome sex trivia knowledge bjr70 brought something important to our attention this week: the HPV vaccine not only guards against genital warts, but also many prevent the recurrence of precancerous conditions in cervical tissue. Find out more about the findings here. If you’ve been sitting on the fence about whether or not to get the vaccine, Naughty Nurse Kimpy’s stance is that everyone--adolescent girls and boys, and young women and men--should get the shot. For more specific information on the HPV vaccine and the current recommendations, visit the website.

For the reader who had a question about excessive sweating last week, Naughty Nurse Kimpy totally forgot to mention one thing--some individuals have been using Botox to control their sweat glands. If you have the means to do the injections, that could be an option for you, too.

Hello! Here's another virginity/hymen question for you, however this one comes more from my boyfriend. Though we have been talking about having sex for a while, he has never been been with a virgin before, and I think he is really worried about hurting me. He is constantly asking me if I'm still intact and how to tell. I've told him that, while I'm not completely certain, because I used to be a gymnast and a dancer and I've used tampons since I was 12, I'm mostly likely not still intact. While it's not a big deal to me whether I still have my hymen or not, he still seems really concerned. I have no idea how to reassure him that I'll be ok no matter what the state of my hymen is. Any suggestions?

Since Naughty Nurse Kimpy did a feature on the hymen in honor of the Breaking Dawn, Part I premiere, she wants you to have your boyfriend read that post. If he’s still all nervous and worried, come back and ask some more questions. Remind him that women have been losing their hymens for as long as women have walked the earth, and that you are no different from any other woman in that respect. Nurse Kimpy is fairly certain everything will be just fine.

I'm a 52 y/o male. My wife and I had a very athletic sex life. In 1995 I was injured in a car wreck. Back surgery. Trunk cast. PT. You name it. Anyway, we would be doing the thing (that was many moons ago). I'd be ready to let loose but just couldn't get "there". Then I'd lose my erection. I get rock hard when I sleep and when i wake from sleep I could hang my clothes from it. What gives?

First of all, welcome, male reader--it’s good to know that Nurse Kimpy can supply helpful information for readers of any gender. Thank you for being brave enough to ask what has to be a difficult question.

Experiencing issues with erections--how easily you get them, how long they last, how easily they wax and wane--is invariably a double-edged sword. You can experience genuine mechanical issues which might be only temporary, but when your brain decides to have a go at the subject, it can make matters far worse. Nurse Kimpy has always emphasized that the brain is the most important organ when it comes to having sex. Once you start to worry about getting an erection, or keeping an erection, you can become entangled in a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Naughty Nurse Kimpy suspects that with your back injury, you also injured some nerves that supply feeling and responsiveness to your penis. Those nerves might be permanently damaged, or maybe they’re working on repairing themselves. Since Nurse Kimpy is neither a neurologist or a urologist, she recommends that you consult with a doctor about your issue. The fact that you experience erections is encouraging, especially given the *ahem* strength of your morning wood. There are so many things that can be done for erectile dysfunction, and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to benefit from a consultation with a physician.

While you’re waiting for your doctor’s appointment, Nurse Kimpy suggests that you try to go easier on yourself when it comes to waxing and waning erections. If you give yourself permission to have a varied response, it might take some or the performance anxiety away. You could also take advantage of that awesome morning wood of yours and have sex when your peen is imitating teak wood. As they always say, go with your strengths.

One last word: try a cock ring. They can do wonders for maintaining an erection. Trust. Cock rings come with the Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy seal of approval.

Hello, ANNK! Still loving the blog, as always, and I would first just like to say how much I appreciate you answering our questions! It makes me feel better about a lot of things at a very stressful time in my life (college years).

My question is in regards to the menstrual cycle. About a week or so after my period ends, I get this discharge that's somewhat thick and almost gel-like and stretchy and white-ish in color. Is this a regular occurrence for women, or am I just *special*? I've looked it up before, but most things just say it happens when a girl gets her period for the first time. I just turned 20, so this is definitely not the case. Is it something to be concerned about? Or am I freaking myself out for nothing?

Naughty Nurse Kimpy is pleased to be able to alleviate some of your college stressors via her snappy answers. Thank you for your kind compliments.

The short answer to your question: you’re freaking yourself out for nothing. What you describe above is exactly the way the female reproductive system operates. As your body cycles between periods, your hormone levels rise and fall. Based upon these hormonal fluctuations, the consistency of your cervical mucus changes. Everything your reproductive system does is based on one sole purpose--getting pregnant.

As your hormone levels change after your period, the process starts building up again toward ovulation. After your period, there isn’t much cervical mucus produced. As soon as your egg begins to ripen in the ovary, your cervical mucus increases in amount and consistency. As you described, this mucus can be white to yellow-white, cloudy, and sticky. Its purpose is actually to impede getting pregnant, because your egg isn’t ready yet.

When you ovulate, your cervical mucus changes once again. It becomes thinner in consistency, clear, and slippery. The reason the mucus changes is to aid in ovulation. It’s easier for sperm to reach their destiny when this kind of mucus is prevalent.

If an egg goes unfertilized, the cervical mucus will taper off, and you’ll have very little by the time your period arrives. This cycle continues, unbroken, until you become pregnant. It will continue this way until you reach menopause.

Do you have a question for Naughty Nurse Kimpy? Click the banner below, fill out the form, and get your answer in the next installment of Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy.


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Fandom Hopping - Transformers - Fracture Mechanics 03/28/2012


Some may say we’re easily distracted.

We say, “Why limit ourselves to just one fandom full of smut when there are soooo many other possibilities out there?!?!” And so we give you Fandom Hopping, a place to poke your nose into another universe, meet some new characters, and enjoy all the pervy possibilities when a writer fucks with the canon someone else created.

Summary: How mechs and factions break apart, and the choices that drive them to their absolute limits. Realities for each mech are redefined as worlds are torn asunder, and nothing is as it seems any longer. Where does the truth really lie for any mech?

After I finished reading Fracture Mechanics, I was, quite frankly, awestruck.

The narrative is emotional, intelligent, and powerful. It is cunningly written, with major surprises in more chapters than not. Once it grabs hold, it does not relent. The amount of thought put into each scene is obvious. What I enjoyed most about this story was the way it unfolded in the most unexpected
and complex of ways. Multiple times I was floored at what I was reading. Truly a gem in the world of fanfiction.


Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way.

If you read only one fic in the Transformers fandom in your life, this is the one that it needs to be.
Fracture Mechanics portrays the story of two beings experiencing a soul-deep love in what are, perhaps, the worst circumstances imaginable.

Though not irredeemable, there will be points in this story where you hate both Soundwave and Jazz, though, surprisingly, it was more the latter than the former for me. They are wholly realized, rich characters who make mistakes, are faced with impossible choices, and as time goes on, make decisions based only on the hope to sate their need to be together in some way, forsaking nearly everything else in the process. It isn’t always pretty, but it will make you feel every emotion the way only a masterfully written story can.

It’s easy to gloss over the origins of Transformers, and if you’ve only watched the cartoon, or seen the Bayverse films, you’re just scratching the surface of this richly populated universe (but you’ve got enough background to dive in here, so don’t hesitate). In addition to being super cool robots that turn into super cool cars, they are sentient beings with millennia of history, culture, language and art. Unfortunately, the Cybertronians have been at war for nearly as long as Earth has held intelligent life. Those who are here on Earth are refugees, survivors of a self-inflicted apocalypse, living with only the basic means of survival, and no true permanent sanctuary or home.The principles which started this war are the same as any other: political oppression, socio-economic disparity between classes, and a charismatic military leader turned revolutionary, and their only hope to end it, lies in the same universal truths: hope, love, compromise.

The amazing thing that Asher119 does during the course of this story, is turn your perceptions of wrong and right in the face of conflict upside down. Even more than that, when put in the position of Jazz or Soundwave, the reader may even find themselves knowing that what is happening is wrong, but desperate to see it happen anyway because the moral taboo is overshadowed by the carnal desire, and emotional desperation.

A few weeks after reading this story, I found myself standing in the toy aisle with my 5 year old and he asked, ”Soundwave is a Decepticon. Decepticons are bad guys, right?” I then spent 15 minutes trying to explain that it’s okay for him to pick whichever toy he wanted, because Decepticons were only bad guys based on perspective, and that each Transformer should be looked at for who they are and their individual actions, and not judged based on their sigil.

Yeah. I’ve got it bad. This story gave it to me. Hard.

But the point is that this story is one of those rare pieces of fanfiction that can change the way you see the world based on the way it portrays characters that you think you already know about. It shows you a side of yourself, sometimes the ugly part, and gives you the chance to change your mind in this safe world of fiction.

The smut is also amazing. Those unfamiliar with Transformers fic may be initially o.O over the anatomical references of the mech form as it differs from the human one (spark, valve, transfluid, etc.) but trust me, within a chapter or two you won’t even notice. The passion conveyed by the intense emotional exchanges during the erotic content will captivate you with its intensity and surprise you when you find yourself squirming in your seat.

Read. This. Story. It is gorgeous, wickedly hot, and arguably important.

Once you’re done, come snuggle with me.


Hullo, mech lovers & other curious sorts =)

Be prepared in advance, this story is not fluff. It is a love story, full of twists and shocks, but in true Transformers fashion, it’s also an adventure...a mission.

Without giving away too much, a little background: Jazz, an Autobot, finds himself with Soundwave, a known and powerful Decepticon. The enemy. Jazz’s life is now on Earth, after the post-apocalyptic destruction of their home planet of Cybertron, so needless to say, he’s defensive and confused to find himself with this supposed lover. Soundwave is gentle and patient, carefully explaining to Jazz that they are in their home, on Cybertron, which was never destroyed. There was no war. There are no Decepticons. Confusion and doubt ensue as Jazz tries to reconcile the memories he has of his life with Soundwave to the vivid, detailed “fantasy” about the battle on Earth.

The question is, which world is real? The love he feels for Soundwave is genuine, and he believes them to be rekindling it as he accepts the reality of that life and let go of what his mind had apparently conjured up after a devastating injury. On the other hand, he has episodes where he can hear Prowl, one of his Autobot comrades, calling to him. He doesn’t really know who to believe, so he listens to his heart...falling deeper into Soundwave with each passing moment.

That’s as much as I will say because as you read this fic, you’ll be guessing just as much as Jazz. When the feelings are so strong and the lovemaking so intense, how can it not be real? And if it’s not, what is the purpose? How will things turn out? This story is quite different from other Transformers fics I’ve read, and I love the twists and turns of the plot, the originality, and the gut-wrenching reality of finding love and truth when the rest of your life has been ripped out from under you.

Would you believe that this:
Soundwave held his stare, looking at Jazz as if he were more beautiful than the baby crystal balancing in his hand and glistening as if the center of the galaxy were contained within its center. His gaze never wavered from Jazz, and as Jazz reached out a shaking hand to pluck the proto-crystal from Soundwave's palm, the corners of his mouth turned up gently, delicately, into his miniature smile.

Jazz's breath caught in his throat, clenching painfully around his gears as he tried to swallow. "Thank you," he whispered, refusing to look away from Soundwave's gaze.
is written about two Transformers, in their mech form? That this UST filled paragraph of longing is part of a story that will tie you up in knots? Not only because of the intensity of the sexual tension, but also because of the very clever mindfuck that drives the plot. When Chele asked the Pervs to check out Fracture Mechanics, I was in no way prepared for the depths of emotion--both positive and negative--that Asher119 could make me feel.

I’ve read a few Transformers one-shots before, but the Transformer(s) have always been in their holographic, human-like form. If you are not familiar with Transformers, but still want to read this amazing story, don’t fret. Everything makes sense with cursory knowledge of Transformers, and it doesn’t take long to picture Transformers in your head instead of humans.

As shown by the quote above and this one below, I find the intimate scenes--whether kissing, fucking, making love, or even dancing--to be incredibly hot. These are some freaking sexy and sensuous mechs!
"Dance with me, Soundwave," Jazz called out softly, motioning for Soundwave to join him.

"Negative," Soundwave said shyly, shaking his helm. His optics were still burning as they watched Jazz. "Watching preferable."

"Oh really?" Jazz grinned, slowly moving his way toward Soundwave, still grinding and swaying to the music as the song switched, a new blues tune belting out, this with more of a baseline then the previous. Jazz's hips picked it up immediately, swaying back and forth. Soundwave's optics blazed, catching sight immediately. "You like watching?" Jazz asked, dragging his words out slowly.

Silently, Soundwave nodded, frozen as Jazz slid up flush to his body. His engine surged, but his servos and gears locked up, paralyzed at the sensual way Jazz began grinding into his own hips. "Is this okay 'watching?'" Jazz whispered, smirking up at Soundwave.

Soundwave nodded dumbly. "Acceptable," he croaked, his engine beginning to race.

As intense and swoony as the loving happytimes in this fic are, the angsty times are just as intense combined with brutal, heart ripping out of your chest pain. There’s so much hurt and uncertainty

I finished reading this about two days ago, and I can’t stop thinking about the characters and the universe they inhabit. The characters completely came to life for me, and I’m not sure who I love the most. I love that Asher119 was able to create such rich main characters, but also well fleshed out supporting characters. I have a feeling they’ll all be sticking with me for days to come. Give it a try, you might find yourself using words like frag, interfacing, and spike or valve.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Lemon Report 27 March 2012

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Twilight - AH, WIP, E/B/Em. Threesome

Chele - Poly Lovers Rejoice!!! The latest section in the “What happens in.....” universe is shoving its way into my box, and it’s shaping up to be the hottest yet. Edward and Bella are meeting Emmett in New York, where he’s staying for business, for one steamy weekend. There will be smut. Oh, yes. there will be smut.

Corie- I love a good threesome and with Chele talking about this all week I plan to dive into this series! I have read and loved this author before and she’s fantastic so excited to jump in!

Jen - I’ve loved these three from the get-go and I’m so excited that Sadtomato and MyLifeandHis were motivated to write more. So delish.

Harry Potter - O/S, Hermione/Sirius

Chele - Somewhere, in the deepest recesses of my secret heart, Sirius lays gasping on this side of the veil, rejected by death, and embraced in Hermione’s arms. This is that fic. It gave me the smut I need to carry on.

Jen - It wouldn’t have occurred to me to seek out Hermione/Sirius, but now that I read this, I get it. They are what the other needs after the war. Both lovely and smutty.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Corie- We have a FOOTJOB I just kidding (but they totally talk about it). What we do have is some mighty fine finger and handjobs in the last update. I adore this story and it makes me laugh and fall completely in love with these characters. Bella is quirky and awkward and just so damn funny and Edward not only loves her for it, but totally gets her. I’m a sucker for friends falling in love and this is one of my faves.

Emmy - You beat me to it Corie! I was gonna shove this in AND pull the footjob joke. LOL. A perfect update. All the humour and charm of the previous chapters, but in the mix this time was sexy and tender. Yum, yum, yum.

Jess - I have just started this but love it already!!

Harry Potter - Complete, Sirius/Severus

Chele - Yes. You read that pairing right. This fic pairs Sirius Black and Severus Snape and it does it brilliantly. Sirius has amnesia, and what starts as a cruel joke on his part, pretending that he and Sirius were lovers, turns out to be so much more.
Smuttastic and wonderful.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jen - The only thing better than drunk!Edward’s banter with Jasper is Bella fully declaring herself! I’m so happy for Edward- his patience for Bella as she worked through her amnesia is paying off. He definitely did the right thing. /corny.

Harry Potter - O/S, Harry/Draco

Posy -The crew is headed back on the Hogwarts Express for their eighth year. While Draco and Harry mysteriously decide to sit together in their own compartment, Ron basically causes the train to stop by pulling the emergency chain while trying to catch a chocolate frog. Hermione goes to make sure everyone is okay on the train and opens up a compartment where she heard moaning. Yummy moaning. Mmmm.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Emmy - What can I say about this fic that I haven’t already said before?? Another lovely chapter from Liz Lemon Bennett, with lots of love and healing after the pain and storms. Beautifully done. I always feel that she has stayed true to herself as an author. Never taken an easy or popular route. But always true to these characters. I love how Bella now so clearly see’s Edward’s flaws, he is on no pedestal. And she loves him all the more for it.

Jess - Everything that Emmy just said. Truly lovely and absolutely spot on with these characters.

Teal - Le sigh...these two...oh how far they’ve come!

Merlin - O/S, SLASH, Arthur/Mulitple, Arthur/Merlin, Age-Difference, Power-play, BDSM

Posy -This is so not my usual type of story but I found myself glued to my screen. So intense! It takes so many taboo things (age disparity, gang banging, voyeurism, power differential) and puts them in one story but somehow at the end I was actually swooning at Merlin and Arthur together. Merlin understands Arthur like no one else does, and it is because he has been observing Arthur for so long. Merlin gives him exactly what he needs, but only when Arthur is ready for it.

Chele - This story is the epitome of what I love about the Merlin fandom. You can take the basest, much debauched sexual scenarios, and by the end of a small fic, it is love and tenderness, and I completely believe every moment. That, is magic.

Emmy - I was so glad I found this fic. Like the girls say it manages to be utterly filthy and debauched. Yet somehow fluffy and tender. PERFECTION! God bless the Merlin fandom.

Twilight, E/B, WIP, AH

Corie- I’m lucky enough to preread this breathtaking story. Last weeks update, when he said "Hang on, then, Little Bird," and then pinned her against a wall I might have melted. Reading them finally give in to their UST and find comfort in one another... no words. I have such a huge hard on for this story. It's everything I love from sweet characters to a great mystery. I love the twist in characters and setting of Madisonville, LA just adds another level to this. I would say now is a perfect time to start this if your not reading already.

Emmy - Oh I've recently started this fic. And loving it. Not got as far in as I'd like **shakes fist at RL**. A really good read - engaging.

Spartacus, AU, Agron/Nasir, Slash

Jeanne - Oh how I LOVE AU fic. Here we have a short, but potent one shot. Agron is still in the ludus, a celebrated gladiator. His prowess beings patronage from a Roman who likes to get some special treatment from beefy gladiators. In exchange for his service Agron only asks for one spend time with the wealthy Roman’s body slave, Nasir. *fangirl squee* This is hot, intense and still so close the emotions in canon.

Twilight, AU, WIP, E/B

Jess - I spent a good part of my weekend starting and catching up on this story. I am in love with the uniqueness of vamp mating in this fic. It’s got lots of goodies and plenty of intrigue still left to come! Cannot wait for the updates on this one!

Nico - I’m a little behind on this one but I am so excited to catch up! I couldn’t agree with Jess more I love the uniqueness of the vamps in this story and I am always excited to see an update. :)

Spartacus, Missing Moment, Agron/Nasir, Slash

Jeanne - Never has an article of clothing been so fucking sexy. Nasir claims Agron’s coat and uses it to stake a claim on his man. Another great Nasir topping fic that shows the complexity of the sexual relationship between to two manly warriors. They are sexy and in love, but they are also navigating a very new relationship. This is the “breaking-in” period (pun intended) and I love how we are shown how a gay couple can break out of stereotypes. Also, I fucking love it when Nasir orders around his gladiator boyfriend and literally leads him around by his cock. UNF!

Twilight, AH, Complete, Alice/Jasper

Jen - We did a full recc on this a bit ago. Alice finally returns home to her family, with Jasper by her side. Love the naughty going on while the family is just on the other side of the door.
This Jasper and Alice are just electric together.

Merlin, AH, Modern, Slash, Merthur

Emmy -I might have a tendency towards fluff, Bizarrely I don’t mind an angsty complete story IF I know that the slashy lovelies who MUST be together, are together and happy-chappies together and all smitten-kitten’s! Ergo this fic was perfect for me. I KNEW how it ended. The boys are endearing and everything looks like its stacked against them. Yet. (PS don’t you love it when great authors from one fandom write for your new fave fandom?!)

Twilight, E/B, WIP, AU

Nico-This story is so awesomely different in so many great ways. It sucked me in and then it went and threw in a sexy mysterious Edward with an accent and a way about him that just makes ya melt by his mannerisms on top of everything else he offers. :)

Merlin, AH, Modern, Age Difference, SLASH, Merthur

Emmy - Don’t you just love it when your fave authors from one fandom jump into your other fandom? Yep, yep, I do! So here is another of my fave fave authors! sadtomato has written a believable and somehow sweet tale of age difference fic. Arthur never comes across as manipulative or exploitive and his feelings for Merlin are sound. Sexy and sweet, with an edge.

Jen - Ditto, Em. Arthur cares so much for Merlin, and Merlin is just so sweet.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jess - Ahhhh Cockyback’s in love... and hot in love sexy times are hot! JS

Teal - Oh hellll yeah. Time to enjoy the intensity of love!sex, Edward =)

Merlin, AU, Historical, Magic, (short)O/S, SLASH, Merthur

Emmy - This is like a wank fic. But only better. How? Because Merlin’s favourite fire magic does something deep inside to Arthur. At first it was anger, and now? ….....

Merlin, AH, WIP, Merthur, Slash

Jen - I love this ficlet that Fr333bird intended as a smutty one-off but has grown because these sweet school boys wouldn’t stop talking to her! The story is moving on from school, and the boys are even hotter now that they’re a few years older.

Twilight, AU, WIP, Jasper/Bella

Jen - I just love when this updates. It’s so funny and ridiculously sexy.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Team WussPerv Little Buttons 3/26/2012


I'm sure you're wondering what the fuck a wussperv is, right? A wussperv is someone that is...

A) Tragically canon
B) Loathes angst (when in massive doses)
C) Loves smut
D) Needs a Happy-Ever-After

We love to read new fluffy recc’s. :) Please feel free to let us know your favourite WussPerv friendly fic. It might be Team WussPervs next recc!

The Team WussPerv Pick is...

Title: Little Buttons
Author: ChocolateLover82
Chapters: 21
Words: 149,020
Reviews: 395
Summary: A fortunate encounter while wandering the city may lead Edward to realize that, perhaps, not everything is lost. But is he ready? AH, ExB.

When this story was picked as the Wussperv story this month I knew it was a chance to knock it off my TBR list for sure. I was enchanted chapter one. The story is a love affair between Bella and Edward but also with these character and the city of lights. I felt immersed in the textures,

food, and love that ChocolateLover82’s has for the city of Paris. She brings this story to life with color and beautiful imagery. It’s a fascinating story of true love after major loss and failures. I love that she really builds a love story from the first moment they meet to the very first brush of skin and we get to experience it all. The sweetness makes the sexy all the more special. I for sure say this is a story not to be missed, it will make you hungry for pastries and love.

What beautiful writing. Gorgeous, subtle, evocative and just so so beautiful. Each word creates a beautiful sketch of love, of Paris, of hope, of joy, of fear, of passion, of trust. I think it was Jen who first drew my attention to this hidden gem. And I thank her for it most sincerely! As I was smitten from the beginning.

This story is the perfect WussPerv pick, due to its lush storytelling and the strength of their love. Like most people, this Bella and Edward have a lot of things they have to work out about themselves, so that they can work as a couple together. But like good couples, or good matches. What the other offers to them, helps them each to be who they want to be. Bella the seamstress, who lives above the delectable bakery, and Edward the distrustful couture designer are the two main characters to this delightful story. But the third main character is just as important and just as interesting, adding a crucial layer of magic and love to the story. That third character? Why the beguiling and breathtaking city of Paris of course! These two Americans, are happy in Paris, and by chance of fate are drawn together to truly find their happiness.

As I’ve already waxed lyrical the writing in Little Buttons is just beautiful. This extends to
the sexy stuff too! Its very sensuous and warm rather than smutty. Its full of love scenes that start in your heart and tummy, and bloom into a a tender blazing warmth rather than a quick fire that comes and goes quickly! (pun intended!) The settings, the language, the story all build this up to create romantic scenes free from cloying cliches. Edward is a giving and warm lover, and his love, their love shines through every one of their touches, or kisses....

The room is warm though and the windows are already a little foggy, but I don't care about that at the moment, All I can think about is about how she feels against me and kissing her lips again.
We should never stop.

My hands settle on her hips, bringing her closer. She moans at the combination of feeling me hard underneath her and the calluses of my fingers on her skin. I love it when she shivers from those. She says she likes to feel the contrast of them on her. She all but threatened my life when I offered not to touch her that much if I was too rough.

I wouldn't have stopped anyway.

Her chest is pressed to mine and her arms wrap around my neck. I take the opportunity to kiss her neck and whisper words that I know drive her crazy. I've learned so much about her and what makes her respond this past month. I'm always learning though, and she always surprises me with what she discovers about me. Half the time I didn't know myself.

Like that little nibble she does to the shell of my ear while she hums. Damn vibrations drive me crazy.

My hands move higher and higher until they hold her breasts; her hands move lower and lower until they scrape my abs. It's a mixture of pain and pleasure and I touch the soft skin of her breasts in the same rhythm that her hands are moving over me.

Her skin is heated and she starts rocking on my lap, creating friction that makes me wonder why am I not taking her right now.

My hands start moving from her chest, to her ribs to her back as my mouth kisses across her chest. I lick and give her little bites that make her giggle, squirm or moan. I can't decide which one of those three I like the most.

Who am I kidding? I like them all.
I hope you can see what I mean?! ChocolateLover82 draws out their love from every scene, cleverly using Paris to amp up their romance. I am sure you will fall in love with this tale, the way it’s easy to fall in love with Paris, and the way that Edward could not help but fall in love with Bella. Go on, treat yourself to this classic in the making: It's the perfect time for love, after all it’s spring time in Paris!(remember to go review!!!)

Little Buttons first caught my attention in a teaser. In just a few sentences, ChocolateLover82’s writing captivated me, and I’ve been along for the ride ever since. Little Buttons has some of the most gorgeous and romantic writing that I’ve ever read. ChocolateLover82 describes Edward’s Paris so well; you really can picture it as though you were there.

As Em says, Paris is the third main character of the story. Edward and Bella explore the city as they get to know each other, to learn one another’s deepest wounds, and of course, they fall in love as they visit special places in Paris. Both Edward and Bella are involved in the fashion industry, and they both have an eye for detail. Descriptions of food, places, buttons found at the flea market; they all transport you to Paris.

Edward is quite introspective. I love his observations of himself, the way he notices how knowing Bella changes him, helps heal him of his past hurts. They are each able to lean on the other as they share their wounds, and the care they take with each other helps to heal them both. Although they don’t talk about the attraction they clearly feel for one another, it is clearly there, and all of their relationship firsts--first kiss, first ILYs, first time making love--just make my heart sing. How can you not love this?

Our lips touch and it's sweet and soft and warm and a thousand times more than that. I move my hands to her shoulder blades and she brings hers to my neck and even like this, the closeness is not enough. I want to feel only her and in return, I want her to forget everything else and feel what caring for someone really is, that she can let go as well and let me take care of her for a change. It's only me and Bella here and now. No ex-wives, no pasts ... nothing. Just the blissful warmth of our mouths and our bodies.

And this is only a kiss.

This is truly a perfect TWP pick; there’s a little bit of angst, but it is more worry for the characters as individuals than worry about something that might tear them apart. It is far from being a fluff piece, though; the characters develop slowly, as does their relationship. Little Buttons is romance and you won’t want to leave ChocolateLover82’s world.

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Sometimes, a slow burn is just what you need. This story unfolds carefully, with a man and a woman who clearly each have their own ghosts of the past that still linger...but there’s so much good in both of them. It’s that light and goodness that keeps them coming back to the other, captivated and at times almost addicted. It’s beautiful to see Edward open himself up and take a real look at the world and people around him for the first time in years, and it is Bella who inspires and challenges him to do so. For Bella, she’s secluded herself, but her desire and want to trust Edward is clear each time they meet.

Their path takes time, but you’ll appreciate the detail and natural progression of their relationship. These are not damaged people who meet their “other half” and magically let go of all their fears and hesitations for the sake of love and lust. They take the time getting to know one another, meet family and friends, and work past the demons who try to hold them back. It’s lovely. It’s charming. It’s amusing. At times, it’s heartbreaking. Through it all, they grow closer, and they flourish in their romance, their personal lives, and their respective careers.

Set in Paris, ChocolateLover82 creates a detailed and intriguing home for these characters. They are both perfectly placed there, thick in the fashion world, and the descriptions of their work make this fic all the more interesting, unique, and fun to read.

I’ve completely fallen in love with these characters, where I’ve been since I first started reading when there were only a few chapters. Each update has been a thrill I would compare to the excitement when I first joined the TwiFic community. Come along, along with us and tell us what you think!