Monday, April 30, 2012

Team Wussperv: We Are Young

 I'm sure you're wondering what the fuck a wussperv is, right? A wussperv is someone that is... A) Tragically canon B) Loathes angst (when in massive doses) C) Loves smut D) Needs a Happy-Ever-After We love to read new fluffy recc’s. :) Please feel free to let us know your favourite WussPerv friendly fic. It might be Team WussPervs next recc!

The Team WussPerv Pick is...

We are Young Author: MyLifeandHis Chapters: 14 Words: 17, 321 Reviews: 421 Summary:Destiny doesn't do home visits. I can sit and chit chat with Bella, flirting with her on my balcony all I want to, but am I actually going for it? ExB, WIP, Modern, AH.

I’ve found it quite difficult recently to be moved and grabbed by Twifics. I have a (long) list of WIP’s that I am still enjoying, but am finding that I am giving up on new fics quicker... So you know when I am reccing a new Twi story that it’s a doozy! This author has recently changed her fic name, so I stoooooopidly hadn’t realised it was a story by her. Derp, I am still feeling quite thick about that! Thankfully though my luscious chums Corie and Jess recc’d this story and said it would be a perfect Team WussPervTM pick! And by jove they were correct! ;)

From chapter one I was hooked. Edward is a different take on many of the Edwards we have fallen in love with. He’s down on his luck (to me a pretty canon trait!) and admiring Bella from afar as he struggles with the monotony and routine of his (what feels like endless) existence (again pretty canon eh?) But bless him, he’s nerdy and awkward and - well lost. To me how Edward would have been in canon if he didn’t have the support of his family and all that wealth (plus all his spidey senses and skills!) Edward’s narration drew me right in, he’s funny and awkward and it makes for a great read!! I love how easy peasy it is to read; each chapter draws you onto the next, and the next and the next...

I like how Bella is a complete enigma in this. She is revealed to us, as she is revealed to Edward.. Bit by bit, layer by layer, tattoo by memory or event. And god this Edward is such an adorable sweetie. The way he wants to take care, protect and restore Bella’s faith in humanity. Even just through little gestures, like leaving a quilt out for Bella. So ruddy cute, and so adorable!

Now Wusspervs, there is a wee angsty moment or two. Edward (& Bella to a lesser extent) are both recovering from past hurts, and Bella is a wee bitty stupid at times. But she’s only 17 so I think we can forgive her! And it all moves forward very quickly, thanks to the wonderful pacing by MyLifeandHis, so fear not dear fellow pussies!

OK! So I know one of the reasons you come to us for reccs, is because we only recc stories with guaranteed lemony action, so I am guessing you wanna know how We are Young scores? Well Edward is shy, but thankfully this punky (and very likeable !!!) Bella is not. She’s 17 and she has needs and wants to feel sexy, so she pushes Edward past his fears! But the sexy stuff is warm and works. Its not shoe-horned in for the sake of it. It’s perfectly not perfect, and real. And yum!

I can’t wait for the Epilogue to this fic, but I also can as then it will be done. We are Young has snuck up on me and taken a piece of my heart! A fabbio story. I am sure you are going to love it too! NOW GO REVIEW IT!

I think one of the things I love the most about this story is how real the characters are. They feel like friends, or people I have known in school. Which at first was infuriating for me.

 If you know me, you know I’m a difficult bitch that doesn’t usually like Edward and Bella fan fics. So when the alert for this story appeared in my inbox I resisted...a lot. For no other reason than the pairing.

Yes, I’m that kind of a bitch. However, the knowledge that I LOVE MyLifeandHis’s writing style and that she always delivers a great story won me over in the end. I am so grateful I dove in despite my stupid issues with the pairing.

This story is so much larger than a character study of Ed and Bella. It’s about people finding each other and finding themselves. It’s about life and coming alive with another person. And of course it’s about love. Not that hearts and rainbows stuff, but the real kind of love. The complicated mathematical equation that makes you confused, sweaty and word vomit at the very worst moments. When I say there is reality to this story I mean it.

These aren’t pretty, perfect people and their love isn’t either, but that’s kind of beautiful in it’s own way. Then again, I find the idea that even flawed, imperfect people can find love a pretty amazing thing. I know you will too. Now go read it.

I love smart guys. I love smart guys who love literature and books and reading even more. So when MyLifeandHis (formerly singlestrand) started posting this little gem of a story, I was ecstatic to find out this Edward is a Lit major and loves the Classics. And if that wasn’t enough, MyLifeandHis even references one of my favorite books, The Shadow of the Wind. Clearly, this story was written for me!

Bella, on the other hand, is funky, mysterious, and even a bit elusive in the beginning. For 17, she bears an exception burden on her shoulders, and her need for acceptance and love is exactly the thing that makes them click. Edward has lots of love, affection, and admiration to give, and Bella needs it. That’s not to say Bella doesn’t give; quite the opposite. She gives Edward’s life spunk, fun, and a healthy dose of volatility. Watching these two blossom into the couple they become is fun, a wee bit sad, and loads of sexy-sweet. Study time never felt so good.

One of the things I appreciated about this Edward is his ability to put on the brakes when Bella wanted to jump into bed in the very early stages of their relationship. He had the clarity of mind to realize that Bella really need more from him than a quick roll in the sack, even if she fought him along the way.
And that's when it hits me. If we do this now, this soon, that's all it will be. It'll be fucking. And my Bella deserves better than that. I sit up, wrapping my arms around her and meeting her face-to-face. "Bella, believe me. I want to. I want to so bad it hurts right now. But ... I want this to be special. I want it to be everything you've dreamed the perfect time being. And that's not right now: hungover, new relationship, after a miscommunication-that's fucking. And I don't want to fuck you, Bella. I want to make love to you. When the time is right."
By waiting, he showed her he wanted all of her, not just her body, and that was huge. But let’s face it... the build up to the moment is all sorts of hot. These two have fun together and amazing chemistry. Here’s a little taste:
Three weeks later, I'm sitting on my futon thinking about every unsexy thought I can possibly think of. Bella's lips are wrapped around my dick, and I'm trying to last longer than the two minutes it took a few nights ago. "Bella. Your mouth ... I can't. Fuck. Don't stop. That thing with your teeth on the side of my-fuuuuuuck." I come hard, trying my best not to thrust into her mouth as I ride out the orgasm. She looks up eventually, lips red and cheeks flushed, grinning from ear to ear.
You know you want more... so, give We are Young a read. Make sure you leave MyLifeandHis some love, and tell her The Pervs sent you!!

Nerdy Edward and Bad Girl Bella? Mmm... that’s enough for me to give it a try! This fic was definitely worth dipping my toes into. There’s a lot more to Edward than a bookworm who’s working his butt off to make it through school. His interest in Bella is sweet and genuine. He sees her in a way that has a certain sort of purity to it, looking past the crazy friends and constant skipping of classes. Many times it’s unspoken, but he sees something in her we later learn she’s never seen herself. Primarily value, potential, and self-worth. He may be the socially awkward one, but he definitely played Prince Charming for this girl!

Their growing friendship is sweet and amusing, and though it takes a little tiny bit of drama to get them to really establish themselves, it all seems worthwhile. This fic is sexy in an understated sort of way and funny through all the little ups, downs, and uncomfortable moments of a new relationship. In a dour kind of area, these two really do save each other. This is a fun, quick read, and very worthy of your time. Enjoy!

I heard some chatter about this story last week on Twitter, so I clicked on the link when one of my fave girls told me to check it out and I’m so glad I did. This a pure and simple love story, but there is nothing simple about the characters MyLifeandHis creates. Edward is complex and genuine, he's never had an easy way in life, but he's is so far from being jaded his outlook on life is refreshing. Bella isn’t just your normal bad girl, either. She has just never believed in herself until she meets this sweet boy on the fire escape.

We get to see all the butterflies from Edward’s point of view when he begins this lovely friendship with his dream girl from high school. I love how MyLifeandHis uses the supporting characters in the story to build layers to Edward and Bella’s individual lives without taking us away from their story. One of my favorite kinds of storytelling in fanfic or OF is a character driven love story, and this delivers. It’s a beauty story full of sweet friendships and first kisses...
Bella's lips are warm. They're soft too, but all I can think about is how warm they are against my own. I'm scared to do this wrong, so I pull back a few inches, but not too far in case I should kiss her again. Fuck it. I'm kissing her again. This time, she closes the gap with me, moving her lips against my own and even reaching her hand up to the back of my head, holding me close like she never wants me to stop. The air around us is so intense, I think I groan for a moment before opening my mouth just barely. Just enough to tell her what I want, if she's okay with it. And fuck if she doesn't open her own, slightly wider than mine, letting my lower lip fall in between her own. Just when my nerves are calming down and I think I'm ready to reach my own hand up to her cheek, Bella pulls away, leaning her forehead against mine.
I’ve completely enjoyed each chapter with these characters. Happy reading!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Pervy Picspiration Banner Challenge 4/28/12

The winner of the Pervy Picsperation Banner Challenge is...

Entry #16 - DirtySituation 

We would like to thank everyone that participated, and we hope that they will be back in four weeks for our next challenge.

If you are interested in adopting any of the banners that were made for this challange go over to the adoption thread in the TwiFicPics’s forum.
Feel free to contact with any questions.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Pervy Picspiration 4/27/12

Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at or ememmyem on LJ or AO3 ) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

Time to pull up your socks?

Inspired by the beautiful bathing pics a few weeks ago?
We have a brand new author and a brand new pairing for Pervy Picspiration this week!
We are treated to the beginnings of a slashy, AU, drabbly, evocative story based on our Pervy Picspirations, set in Volturi, featuring Carlisle and …..... Marcus! Descent BlueDragonInAmber
. Our own Jeanne, has the following to say!
Jeanne says: "VAMP SLASH FTW! There is no use denying my love of the Volturi, not like I bother. It is always a rare treat to get sexy fic for my dark babies. Here we have a short but incredibly sensual peek into an AU world where Carlisle has been seduced by the darkness. The name of the darkness is MARCUS! *swoons* This will be a decadent treat for any lovers of slash, dark fic and of course red-eyed Italians. ;)"
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. NEW competition will be up again VERY VERY VERY SOON!

Please do remember to go show BlueDragonInAmber some love! These writers bust a gut to give us pretty words, they need our encouragement and love!

What will it take to get you writing for me? …...

So this week? Time to parade in front of the mirror. Get reflecting. See all angles, or many versions. Get naughty in front of mirrors, or with your back to mirrors... Get naughty. Get reflections, from mirrors or glass.... Is it sexier to watch someone? But remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock. SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....


I’m waiting.........