Team Anything Goes: Taboo fics

A fearless group of Pervs willing to read anything, as long as it's sexy, smutty and well written. We are brave and we dare you to be too.

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Team Anything Goes is all about taking risks and going where many fan fiction readers fear to tread. If there is one barrier that many Twilight fan fiction readers have feared to cross it is the taboo of the parental figures paired with younger characters, as well as infidelity and/or non-monogamy among mated vampires. Sure, Carlisle/Edward and Carlisle/Jasper are quickly becoming one of the most popular slash pairings in the fandom and even Bella/Carlisle is getting more attention, but we want more.

Our brave Pervs have ventured forth to find fic that will scratch that itch. We know you want it, don’t bother denying it. So go ahead, venture into the unknown with us. We promise you’ll like it. Don’t worry we won’t tell.

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Bite the Apple

by
ReasonandRhyme
AH, O/S, Edward/Esme
Summary
Esme's day started out so well, but after a sidewalk tumble lands her in the arms of a stranger, she quickly learns that anything can happen in New York City.

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Jeanne - There are a lot of May December romances written for Edward and Bella. In fact, I LOVE several of them and we’ve even reviewed those very popular fics here on PPSS, but I have to say the dynamic feels more authentic to me when the pairing is Edward/Esme.

Bite the Apple shows us a fiery, outspoken Esme that some may see as OOC, but I would have to disagree. I find it believable that if Esme were raised in the modern world and lived a full, if not completely happy life she would be more of a firecracker. I must admit I’m a bit in love with this Esme. She is courageous, brash and loving life when she, quite literally bumps into Edward and Jasper.

The happy accident that lands her in the company of these two sexy, talented men is unimportant. What is important is how obvious it is that both these young men find this 40+ Esme attractive, and poor Esme, like many women her age hasn’t got a clue. In fact, Edward has to practically throw himself at her to get your to realize that he’s interested. God, to I fucking love the reality of that. So many women over thirty do not recognize that they are drop dead gorgeous.

A great deal about this story feels like a fantasy, one that many of us have had about sexy, suave Edward Cullen. However, what I enjoyed the most was moments of realism scattered through out the story. Especially at the end, where at one point I got a little teary eyed at something that Esme said (no spoilers).

Oh yeah and did I mention the incredibly hot sex? Oh shit yeah! ReasonandRhyme doesn’t rush it, in fact we get to enjoy Esme and Edward covering ALL the bases. HOLY HOUR-LONG FOREPLAY, BATMAN! By the time they got around to full on sex the monitor was fogged over. *fans self*

You might be hesitant about Esme/Edward because of their parent-to-child relationship in canon, but do not let that stop you from seeing their romantic (or sexual) potential. If you are able to believe in a fic world where they are human, then take just one more (small) step further and allow yourself to see them as consenting, no-related adults. Take a chance, you may find they are hot, real and beautiful. Oh and that you want more after you have a taste. ;)

Jess - Hands down, Bite the Apple has the best Esme I have EVER read. She is snarky, witty, and so full of funny inner monologue I was cackling through much of this short bit of awesomeness! She has sex on the brain, and when she meets two Hollywood A-listers - Edward and Jasper - who rescue her from a bike accident, it’s just pure hilarity and sex-on-the-brain. I mean seriously, is this not the best line ever?

“I snorted. ‘Obviously, you've never felt your hands on you. Wait. That didn't come out right.’”

And that’s just a very small sample of some of the many, many awesome lines/thoughts Esme has about these two hotties.

The tension in this one-shot is amazing. As you see the playful banted between Edward and Jasper and the way in which Esme processes - both internally and externally - it, you can’t help but feel that tingly warmth in your belly spread to all the right places.

“...I'm old enough to-"

"To know better?" Edward chuckled as he tilted my head back to look into my eyes. I stared up into an emerald universe in which I could willingly lose myself and was damn close to doing so.

"To know better, yes. But right now I just possibly feel young enough not to care," I murmured as his tongue slid out to moisten his lips.

And that’s only the beginning, because the rest left me swooning and melting and panting and gasping with the hotness. Like Carlisle/Bella, Edward/Esme pairings always feel so right to me, and this one will leave you begging for more.

Jen - I am so glad that Jeanne found this o/s while fic-diving because reading it totally made my day. Bite the Apple is one of those o/s that is going to have you eager to get to the end, yet not at all eager to finish. It’s funny, it’s sexy, and just all-around full of yum.

One of the things I love best about Bite the Apple is how light-hearted it is. Esme’s inner monologue is sometimes self-deprecating (but not to the point of self abuse) but most often teasing and joking. Although she’s fictional, Esme’s thoughts are not all that different from those of many other middle-aged women, but ReasonandRhyme doesn’t get all heavy on the topic of aging. It’s so refreshing to see a character who isn’t a twenty-something owning and enjoying her sexuality whether she’s admiring men’s asses or getting naked with a hot guy.

Edward and Jasper are adorable- both in looks and demeanor. Esme is fortunate enough, after her run in with the bike messenger, to learn that they are not only handsome but kind, thoughtful, and the most humble, down-to-earth Hollywood stars on the planet. On top of all of this, Esme realizes that Edward is attracted to her; she eventually learns that another of his fine qualities is that he’s a very attentive lover.

I lost my balance and fell backward. Edward caught my arm and pulled me hard into him. The pull was hard. The table was hard. Edward's chest muscles as I slammed against him were hard. Edward... was hard.

Hello, Mr. Happy!

Bite the Apple will make you swoon and make you laugh. Give this most wonderful Esme/Edward story a try!

Chele - The depth of character for Esme was so refreshing in this fic, and her banter with Edward kept me smiling from the moment they meet. It read very much like a fantasy to me, but oh, what a fantasy it is! Edward is adorable, witty, and sexy as hell, and the way he provides steady reassurance to Esme and breaks down her walls of self consciousness won me over to him.

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Only in My Dreams
by
tuesdaymidnight
AH, O/S, Charlie/Alice
Summary
She is the best friend of his daughter. He is the father of her best friend. Their attraction must remain unrecognized and unrequited. But that doesn’t mean their fantasies have to.

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Jeanne - I’m not even going to fuck around and pretend like this isn’t one of my all time favorite pairings in the Twilight series. I always saw hints of it in canon, mostly in Alice’s choice to continue watching over Charlie (after the Cullens left in New Moon) and her choice to return to Forks to check on him after she saw Bella jump off the cliff. I have a soft spot for Charlie Swan and always like the idea of him have a sexy, young girl on his arm. A girl with the tenacity and compassion to heal his lonely, broken heart. Alice is that girl, without a doubt.

Only in My Dreams is a more realistic portrayal of how things would play out for Alice and Charlie in an All Human universe. Their attraction is about as taboo as they come. How they choose to exercise or is it exorcise their desires is part of what makes this sexy, titillating story so believable.

Charlie is a good man, a pillar of the community. He’s the Chief of police for Christ’s sake. He knows that his feelings for Alice are wrong and that to act on them would result in nothing, but chaos and turmoil for both of them. It doesn’t stop him from watching and caring for Alice, even while he secretly desires more. Only when he is alone does he allow himself to entertain his fantasies of what he would do if he could be with Alice.

Alice is intelligent, and very mature for her age. She has a dark past that has left deep wounds that she covers with her exuberance and energy. While she is fully aware that her attraction to Charlie can never be realized, she allows her self to indulge in her fantasies in private.

This story, like the pairing, is a double edge sword. You ache for them, wishing that they could be in a world where they could be together. Yet, part of what make this so enticing is that they can’t be together. This story leaves you flustered, aching and wishing for more well written Alice/Charlie like this one.

Jess - I echo Jeanne’s sentiments above. There’s something really special about the idea of Alice and Charlie. She’s young and spunky but mature beyond her years, and he’s older, mature, and lonely but with a good sense of moral rightness... and it’s these factors that make this story so appealing and so sad. I want them to be together and yet I don’t. I want them to find comfort in each other, to indulge their secret fantasies, and yet I don’t. I don’t want them to suffer the heavy baggage that would inevitably come... and that in the end would get them nowhere.

As a girl who loves a man with facial hair, I’m not even going to pretend that Chief Swan’s stache isn’t hot. It is. The attraction is palpable. Here’s a little *ahem* taste, if you will.

It was his moustache that really drove me crazy. I could imagine those thick, dark, bristly hairs tickling my clit as Charlie stuck his tongue between my folds. Then I imagined the way his moustache would feel as he left a trail of kisses up my body. Licking my breasts, tickling and teasing my nipples. Stopping to leave a slow, sucking kiss at the spot on my neck that Jasper could never seem to find. Finally he would stop at my lips, his deep brown lust-filled eyes looking into mine, and then he would pull me into a passionate kiss.

And while her fantasies are largely focused on what she’d do to him and him her, their connection is more than just physical; it’s the gentle way he treats her, the level of respect he shows her, the manner in which he talks to her. Their connection is what dreams are made of.

So, like them, I’ll indulge in my fantasy world of a happily ever after for these two... if only in my dreams.

Chele - I also bow at the alter of the Charlie/Alice ship, and this little double fantasy snippet felt like the satiation of a long awaited need. tuesdaymidnight has painted such a vivid picture of these two impossible lovers, each aching for one another, but held apart by reality. Alice’s exceptional, but realistic maturity level gave such credibility for their desire for one another that I completely believed it. And Charlie. Sweet, canon in my pants, Charlie. Never has a shower wank to handle the ache in one's pants caused by your daughter’s barely legal friend been so hot.
Give these star-crossed lovers a chance. It will make you ache in your heart and squirm in your chair.

Jen - Like Jeanne, Alice/Charlie is one of my favorite pairings, and there are not nearly enough stories about them. After seeing Alice and Charlie exit the Swan house together in Eclipse (the movie), I’d hoped more writers would tackle the pairing, but it hasn’t happened yet. Luckily for us TAG Pervs, tuesdaymidnight gave us her take on these two in Only in My Dreams.

It would be impossible in the AH universe they inhabit, but I wish so much that they could share their feelings with each other. Each of them doubts that the other would ever reciprocate their feelings; if only they knew that they did. While Alice is of-age, it would be sordid and taboo for them to get together. Fortunately for us, their imaginations and dreams are a very sexy place to be.

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The Sacrifice
by
Edward’sChipper
AU Post-BD, O/S, Esme/Aro
Summary
She is a mystery to him, but he must understand. He holds the key to her Love, her life, what could she possibly offer in exchange? A VERY different alternate ending to BD.

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Jess - The Sacrifice is set in a post-Breaking Dawn alternate universe. The Cullens lost; Esme and Carlisle have been captured, others (presumably Rose and Emmett) have been killed, and Edward, Alice, Bella, Jasper, Renesmee, and Jake have all escaped.

This story starts with Aro talking about his intrigue for Esme, how he is inexplicably drawn to her in a way he’s not been drawn to another vampire... ever. As the story unfolds, we see Aro’s desire and lust for her push him to behave in ways he never would, and in her quest to save Carlisle - or at the very least get a glimpse of him - Esme does what she must. She gives in to Aro; she shows him how special love can be. As these two come together, it is with competing reasons but is full of intensity and passion.

I was blown away by how hot sex between these two could be. It was unexpected and left me feeling tingly in way I would never thought possible.

Her taste was even sweeter here, at the apex of her womanhood, and Aro watched as her eyes closed and her memories faded into a vision of him between her thighs and the sensations he was giving her. He ran his tongue upward and over her folds, listening to her sighs and mewls, her hips rising to meet him, and he couldn't wait another moment to be inside her. Crawling one last time up her body, he watched her face as he placed himself at her entrance and then guided himself into her.

I know TAG readers will definitely be up for giving this one a go!

Jeanne - Even in the realm of non-canon shipping this one is a rare pairing. I must admit, as I began to read this story it was with an uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. After all, this takes place in a AU Breaking Dawn where the Cullens lost. That alone left me feeling unsettled, but the idea of Carlisle and Esme being prisoners of the Volturi left me heartbroken.

The fact that despite all my misgivings I not only fell in love with Aro/Esme, but I found their sex scene to me incredibly hot is a testament to Edward’sChipper’s skill as a storyteller. Aro and Esme are opposites in every way, but instead of clashing they complement each other. Their desires, Esme’s to see her family again by whatever means necessary and Aro’s to understand her love and dedication to them, meld and create a force of attraction that is so great it surprises both of them.

Esme's eyes followed him, rising to her feet to stand just next to the bench where she was sitting. As he finally turned to her, his eyes roamed from her bare feet, up over her soft curves, hesitating slightly on her breasts, her nipples undoubtedly clearly visible through the thin fabric. His silence was complete and deafening as he sized up his latest acquisition. She was no good at this game and she knew it already. She could have just remained in her previous clothes rather than attempting to be some wanton seductress. But it was the only thing that had come to mind that she could do for Carlisle, to see him one last time. But now that Aro was standing before her, drinking her in with his eyes, her nerve slowly ebbed. She started to realize that what she had thought would be a plan, might be the worst idea ever.

The dance of the story and their attraction is mesmerizing to watch. I found that once I had started I couldn’t stop reading until I knew how it all ended and when I finally reached the end I wanted more...so much MORE!

This story shows the amazing possibilities that AU can bring to us. Not only to look that the world of Twilight differently, but the characters too. I want more of Aro and Esme, together and with others. As vampires and human beings, exploring their emotional and sexual compatibility.

Jen - I can admit that the premise of The Sacrifice is hard to bear. It is absolutely gripping to read the AU results of the big vampire meet-up at the end of BD as imagined by Edward’sChipper. It’s astonishing to find the ensuing sex between Esme and Aro is hot and believable.

I have no doubt that canon Esme would do anything for her family, particularly for Carlisle. Her pain is heartwrenching. She stands strong before Aro--who is super creepy here--even though inside she’s scared and worried that she won’t be able to fool him because of his gift.

As much as Aro holds the power in this hostage situation, he’s also desperate for something Esme has. Not only her body, which he surely wants, but he is desperate to understand what it was that kept the Cullens together and loyal to one another for so long. Aro makes himself vulnerable by stating that he doesn’t want to force her, that he just wants to feel what it feels like to receive her love. When Aro stands naked before her, she is the one with the power, because Aro is just struck dumb looking at her, wanting her.

You’d think that there wouldn’t be any sexual tension, since the situation is manufactured, but there is. You can practically see the air between them crackling. It’s completely unconventional, but they are making love; Esme is showing him what love is. While her heart remains true, she does feel a softness toward Aro.

The Sacrifice is quite an amazing o/s. Put aside any reservations you may have, and check it out. You won’t be disappointed.

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Centuries of Practice
by
GreenPuma
AU, O/S, Bella/Carlisle
Summary
Of three things I was absolutely certain. 1: I got off on licking Isabella Swan; 2: Some part of her—I wasn't sure how prominent—got off on it too; 3: If that girl didn't stop showing up alone in my study, she'd find herself rightly and thoroughly fucked.

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Jess - Carlisle and Bella together is a guilty little pleasure. Of all the non-canon pairings, this one is my absolute favorite. There’s something naturally rich and intense in their interactions, and in the movies, in particular, we see this natural attraction come to life in the post-stitch up scene in New Moon. The tension between these two - the way his hands gently work to stitch her up, the subtle and penetrating looks they give each other, the softness of their conversation that delves into deepness, the clear affection and high regard they have for each other - literally draws you in and makes you wonder: What if...?

What if Carlisle really desired Bella, and she him? What if things were a little more *ahem* open between vampires? What if Bella’s couldn’t take Edward’s rejection of her and her needs in his quest for purity? What if they never left Forks after the incident? What if Edward kept Bella at arms length and opened the door for the others to explore their feelings for her? What if some of them actually gave in to those desires? What if all it took was a single lick?

Well, GreenPuma goes there. In spades. She creates an AU world that explores all of these questions in a way that left me panting and tingling from the minute Carlisle first licks Bella’s arm.

Their tension between these two is so palpable, and as they begin to explore the questions that have been plaguing her, along with their respective feelings, it only increases. There are so many great scenes in this short story, and I don’t want to take away from any of them, but this little interchange shows how their connection intensifies and changes things forever:

"Bella," I warned, as she ran the bloody finger wondrously across my bottom lip, "I am merely a reliever of pain."

Though I licked the blood from her finger, I said a great deal with my eyes.

I want you—badly—but I will not be your distraction. This can't be about revenge.

"I think we both know you're more than that."

And boy do they, because what happens next is enough to knock your socks off and leave praying for more. I absolutely adored this one-shot, and it will definitely be my go-to happy spot when I need a little Bella/Carlisle lovin’.

Chele - It takes just one line to make my brain go to a happy place:

”Are vampires monogamous?"

For those of us who love a little Carlisle/Bella action, the New Moon post-party stitch up scene was like our own personal brand of heroin. The sexual tension was palpable, and when it didn’t end with Bella bent over the desk (yeah yeah, we know... canon and shizz) we immediately ran to FFN looking for someone who could rectify the ache we’d been left with. GreenPuma has taken care of that little ache, as well as given me an AU I wish was canon.

She does not stop there, however, but takes things to an altogether more awesome level with the introduction of blood play. Just a taste, as it were. The UST makes me squirm, and sexy Carlisle made me want a little time to myself. This is one of my favorite AU one shots ever. Want more. Will beg.

Jeanne - Someone, Quick grab a hose and put out the fire in my pants!!! When I saw New Moon I was aching to have Carlisle/Bella AU fic that would realize the sex potential of this pairing. The UST in that scene was electric. That moment of unintentional (or maybe intentional) chemistry is the stuff that AU fan fiction is made for. It is all about taking that moment and expanding on it to create something beautiful, sexy and new. That is exactly what GreenPuma did with Centuries of Practice.

Here we see a slightly different, little more NC-17 version of the Twilight universe. Where Bella’s obvious attraction to Carlisle isn’t a footnote, but one of the fundamental reason she belongs in the Cullen family. Also, in this delightful world the word ‘family’ takes on a whole new meaning. After all when you’re living with bunch of bored, mega hot, sexy as fuck vampires what else are you going to do to pass the time? Oh yeah, she goes there in a big fucking way.

Centuries of Practice is the quintessential fic pick for this post. It shows how a moment from canon can open our minds to not only seeing the romantic potential of pairing two unlikely partners, but it shows the believability of multiple ‘non-canon pairings’ set within a very close to canon world. I wish there was more chapters for this story, in fact I wish more writers would just expand on the simple idea that the Cullen’s partner swap. What a sexy fucking fic challenge would that be? UNF!

I don’t know about you, but I think I need some alone time with that thought. ;)

Jen - My love for the Carlisle/Bella pairing started with New Moon AUs such as Centuries of Practice. I just re-read it for the first time in a while, and it’s still as captivating and seductive as I remember it.

When I say seductive, I’m not only referring to the mutual seduction that Carlisle and Bella engage in, but also the way that the impeccable pacing of this o/s seduces the reader. GreenPuma reels us in slowly, like the spider and its web draw their prey in. Each time Bella returns to Carlisle with an injury I found myself holding my breath for a moment, wondering if this would be the time someone would snap. The build of the tension is practically as erotic as all of the licking Carlisle does. By the time they actually start feeling each other’s body and kissing I was a quivering, needy mess.

The other thing I absolutely adore about Centuries of Practice is the concept that the Cullens are not monogamous, and that they engage in sex with other members of the coven. That’s the stuff of Team Anything Goes wet dreams, and the little taste of it that . GreenPuma gives us is intoxicating.

I can’t say enough about Centuries of Practice. It’s so freaking full of UNF and thought provoking too.

Turn Me On: Mrs. Robinson fic

We want to know what turns you on, ladies! Which fics are rocking your world and are must reads for us Pervs? We want you to tell us what you like, what turns you on about this fic. Let’s talk about it over a glass of wine and get everyone reading it.

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This month, BBSapphire is getting turned on with the pack over a double feature of smut...

Do You Want To by Winterstale
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The Rightness of Wrong by Manyafandom

BBSapphire - Sexual fantasies and desires come in so many different varieties and are ever changing and evolving with the person. Here are two stories with similarities and yet they are so different. Do You Want To and The Rightness of Wrong are fabulous stories about exploring and experiencing those desires.

After reading Manyafandom’s The Rightness of Wrong I am left with shivers and a warm, fuzzy feeling. Not easy to do folks. This beautiful one-shot leaves you wanting and hopeful. She’s written a brilliant Edward, and Esme just steals your heart.

Esme’s story breaks your heart and pulls you to her instantly. She struggles to accept her life and see the beauty in herself. You find yourself hoping for her.

Edward is just... UNF. He’s grown into this delicious man with scruff and height, and that combination makes you weak in the knees. Jogging and tanning has never been so fucking sexy. Part of Edward’s attraction, for me, is that he’s bold and comfortable with himself.

In The Rightness of Wrong I love that it's Edward taking control, not Esme leading the younger, fumbling man through the experience. Manyafandom took a different approach and showed us that Edward’s a man, who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid of that one bit.

"Why, it's the truth? Besides, I'm allowed a few things. It is my birthday after all," he said, his voice taking on a rough tone. The pad of Edward's thumb moved over her chin to run along her bottom lip. "Since it's my birthday, I think I deserve a present, don't you?"

Frozen in place, Esme was so afraid of what might happen next and scared that, whatever this was, it would end. The intensity of his gaze melted her and petrified her at the same time. So many things warred within her: the wrongness of all this, but how right it felt despite that, how her lip seemed to be on fire and the only thing that would dampen the flames was his lips upon it, that she might actually die if he didn't kiss her, and that she probably would if he did.

This pairing and this story are great because each brings something to the table, sharing with the other. When these two get together it’s like an explosion. Once they give into their desires, it’s on and it’s fucking hot. Skin on skin, kissing and Edward’s fucking packing.

This was a wonderful story of more than just some delicious fucking sex - and zomg, when they finally got together *fans self* - it’s about life and dealing with the hand dealt to you. I tip my hat to Manyafandom, she knocked this one out of the park.

Now Do You Want To is the other side of the spectrum. It’s Virginmett meets Mrs. Robinson in the form of Angela Weber. This story is hot and wet, and all around great! I squirmed, laughed and reveled in the compassion.

Angela is warm hearted and kind. She’s happy and doesn’t appear to be missing anything in her life, until she meets Emmett. Emmett is the boy from down the street, hard working and good to the core. He has this innocence about him but surprises you with a knowledge you don’t expect.

Scooby-Doo beamed up at me in his goofy glory, the cartoon image of his lolling eyes and wagging tongue pulled taut under Emmett's erection.

I laughed, gasping it out, really, and looked back to him with a swirl of conflicting, indefinable emotions.

He looked down and winced, shaking his head.

"I don't think my mom quite got the double meaning…"

He’s a sweet boy but hidden somewhere within him, he’s a dirty boy just waiting for the opportunity to come out and play. He’s got skills he doesn’t even know he has. I love that he’s not a cocky boy trying to be older than he is.

This story has a perfect mix of comedy swirled with some serious sexy moments. It’s a bit awkward in an affectionate way. The moments you smirk or giggle only make you love these two together even more. It’s clear that Em and Angie compliment each other, which is a huge positive in my book.

Emmett and Angela are great together because each is learning from the other. They have this sweet, sexy combination about them. When these two finally made it to the bed it was hot. Emmett’s wet fucking body hovering and attending to Angela.

Winterstale has this open sexual experience between Em and Angela that is erotic but also awkward in a charming way. It’s attractive and sexy in an innocent, untainted nature.

There was a little struggling with the condom and some awkwardness as he found his position, but when Emmett inhaled through a clenched jaw and slid inside me I moaned along with him. I'd expected some sort of rapid, jerky just-glad-to-be-here sort of pounding, like I'd experienced with Ben so long ago, but Emmett was a study in dogged restraint. Eyes wide, smiling broadly, he held himself over me and moved with a slow cadence that increased in confidence as he dipped inside me again and again. He was savoring it: his first time and me. Together, we were like a newly discovered sweet taste he knew would be over too soon. Melting ice cream on a summer afternoon.

Just the effort Emmett makes is hot, but add his sexy clenched jaw and delicious body to that... it’s like a perfect combo.

I adored this story and recommend this for your next rainy day, well any day really but I’m hoping the next rainy day I get, there’s a knock on my door. *looks out window* My lawn is looking like it needs Emmett’s attentive care.

Chele - There’s something about the ages at which men and women reach their sexual peaks which lends itself to this particular fantasy. Both of these stories give us women who are experiencing a renaissance in their lives wherein they find themselves open and seduced by the possibility of a beautiful shared experience with men of a certain age.

When I first read Do You Want To, it was with such a guilty pleasure. Winterstale does such a brilliant job of putting us into Angela’s headspace and walking us through the transition as her attraction to Emmett unfolds. I think that she is as shocked by her acceptance of Emmett as a lover as we want to be, but his honest expression of desire and openness disarms us all. The eroticism in this story left me a panting, desperate mess. It satisfies that deep, secret, lawnboy fantasy, without making me feel that anyone was taken advantage of. It felt both beautiful, right, and forbidden at once.

With The Rightness of Wrong, Manyafandom
accomplishes almost the exact opposite. Through her careful exposition of Esme and Edward’s relationship, she convinced us that there is nothing forbidden about the feelings they have for each other. That their attraction and emotional connection transcends the age difference, rendering it null.

One concept, done masterfully two completely different ways by two immensely talented authors. What more could a perv ask for?

Liz -I think it’s a common fantasy, especially for those of us with more than a few years of marriage behind us, to lust after the lawn boy, or the boy who changes our oil or works on our bike, or fixes our computer at work. Living that fantasy through Do You Want To and The Rightness of Wrong is delicious and delightful.

Angie Cheney in Do You Want To is a suburban divorcee, who acts out a fantasy with the neighbor’s strapping son, 17 year old Emmett, only to discover he’s a virgin and has fantasized about her as well. In one of the sweetest and most touching first-time scenes around, you fall just a little bit in love with both of them.

"Can I… um… be on top? Like… um… how I've thought about it with you?"

"Me?"

His mouth was against my neck, even as his fingers worked between us, slipping between my legs once again. He leaned on one elbow, watching again, as he stroked and dodged, circling and finally dipping inside.

"I've sort of... um, been really into you all summer," he confessed, then dipped toward my mouth for a kiss as if he needed to reassure himself I was under him. "When I think about us together, this is how we are."

"You've thought -?"

"Yeah." He looked down a little sheepish and sweetly self-aware. "Um... a lot. You're just so different and really pretty – no...shit - not pretty… I mean beautiful. Like real? And just… I don't know."

Guh. I love Emmett.

Esme Platt in The Rightness of Wrong is also a divorcee, but far more damaged. Barren, abandoned and feeling like less than a whole woman, she can’t fathom that Edward, twelve years her junior, could possible be interested in her, much less that he should. Finding her emotionally shattered one night in the rain, he finally convinces her that she deserves more than the half life she’s living.

“He's the one that did this to you, made you feel this way about yourself. He's the failure for pushing his own feelings of failure on to you," Edward said, rubbing his nose against hers. "Can't you see how beautiful you are, on the inside and out? How it pours out of you and touches everyone around you. How you make everything better by just being you."

"Edward…" she whimpered, his words touching something deep inside of her.

"Esme, believe me when I say that you aren't empty and lifeless. You're so full of life, I want to be near you always, just so I can soak some of it in." Edward laughed, brushing the wet hair off of her face.

"I want you. I've always wanted you..."

That, I think is the key to the fantasy - that deep down, us older women still want to know we can turn someone on like that.

Jess - There is something magical and mysterious and so seemingly taboo about stories where an older woman and a younger man get together. Maybe it’s the question of who does the pursuing or maybe it’s the backstories for each of the characters that gets them to the point of wanting this - whatever this is - to happen. Regardless of the reason, your inner Mrs. Robinson will be squirming and needing more after reading these two one-shots. In both of these stories, we get the joy of watching two older divorcees find comfort, passion, and and a bit of self-assurance with much younger men.

In Do You Want To, Angela and Emmett (an awesome pairing) explore the bounds of virginity and newness together during an intense rainstorm. Emmett, Angie’s lawnboy and neighbor’s son, is seventeen. He’s sweet, polite, and adorable as hell with his dimply grin. He’s what you think Emmett will and should be - big and muscly, but sweet as can be. Angie is a new divorcee after seventeen years of marriage. She is what I think many suburban woman are really like - full of sexual thoughts that never go anywhere. As we watch these two come together as lightning and thunder crash around them (it sounds cliche, but it’s so not in this case), we watch them fumble through tentative touches and awkward moments as she mentions Ben (her ex) and he mentions his mom (Angie’s neighbor). There are even a pair of Scooby boxers. Angie’s inner monologue will crack you up as she even acknowledges her Mrs. Robinson moment.

Another inquiring glance passed from Emmett to me as his fingers traveled to the waist of my shorts, followed by another nod from me to him. He gathered me against his cheek, fumbling with the fastenings as his forehead came to rest against my stomach. His hair, still damp with rain and sweat, had cooled, calling up gooseflesh on my stomach. Khaki shorts dropped with the soft thunk of collapsing fabric, pooling at my ankles as he returned his attention to the waistband of my panties.

Oh, Christ. White cotton. Not even bikinis. Just plain underwear and absolutely not what a kid must want to see as he undresses his much older, Mrs. Robinson cliché of a neighbor.

"Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange."

Am I? Am I her?

Don't think.

Besides there was no time to really think because my panties had gone, and Emmett was on his knees before me, his hands settling against my hips and looking for approval again. His question wasn't as obvious, and I crinkled my eyebrows, shaking my head slightly in confusion.

"Can I... um..." he whispered, Adam's apple riding a little against my thigh as he swallowed thickly.

"What do you want, Emmett?" No chirp this time. Breathy, soft, a little – me? – seductive.

"Taste?"

What - oh! - wha-whatever had I done to deserve this?

Not only is this thing sweet and funny, it’s also hot. These two likely won’t ever be more than a one or two time thing... but it was a welcome reprieve for her and a great first time for him.

The Rightness of Wrong is the first non-canon pairing story/one-shot I ever read. When Hopey posted this a while back and tweeted about it, I had no idea if I would even like it. I mean, who reads Esme/Edward? I do and did, apparently, and I freaking loved it. There was something so basic and raw about these two together This story is so intense and emotional and gah! I almost have no words.

Esme (formerly Evenson) Platt is a thirty-four year old woman. She lives alone in a house she and her ex-husband, Charlie, purchased when she was young and they were newly married. Their divorce, after years of infertility, was long and bitter, and it left Esme feeling “old and barren and lacking life. [She] was too old to be young and carefree like she longed for, and too young to feel as old as she did.” Her love life with Charles was practically non-existent, and when they eventually divorced and he remarried, she watched with sadness as he and his new wife conceived a new baby quickly. It is heartbreaking to think of the pain and sadness and loneliness Esme feels at such a relatively young age. Her inability to have children is devastating, and all of these beliefs about herself prove to be the major theme of this story. As it unfolds, we watch a much younger Edward (22) slowly start to help heal her broken heart, change those beliefs, and show her how beautiful and sexy and loved she is.

As time progresses, Esme battles through all kinds of emotions as she tries to process how she feels about a younger man - her neighbors’ son. They spend each morning running together (sweat and running shorts - need I say more) and then Esme’s little obsession comes to a head over the course of a few different events - her checking him out for weeks as he sunbathes and she fantasizes about him while taking care of business, Edward’s 22nd birthday when he wants to kiss her and she says no, at a 4th of July barbeque she hosts and Edward makes his intentions and desire for her clear, and finally the breaking point, the day that Charles and his new wife have their baby.

Broken and weary, Esme and Edward have it out as he tells her how she isn’t a failure of a woman just because she can’t bear children (swoooooooon), how she’s beautiful on the inside and out, and how he’s always wanted her (falls over dead). All the innuendo, UST-y moments between them, and the pressure of stifled emotions erupt into a kiss. And not just any kiss.

The kiss wasn't tentative brushes or awkward nose bumps. It was lips and tongues and teeth and perfect and magical and made her ache with want. Esme felt everything Edward felt for her in the kiss. She surrendered to him, to what she felt for him, to what she had denied for so long.

Everything she felt and had within her went into the kiss. It was one of those epic movie kisses in the rain where the lovers finally get together after denying themselves for so long.

That kiss leads to some very haaaawwwt sexy times in her bedroom. I so want to share it, but I don’t want to spoil it for you. So, go freaking read this, because it will seriously kick your ass and leave you begging for more!

Watching Edward pursue her in small ways and the way Esme fights through her confusion and the “taboo” feelings she feels is in some ways heartbreaking, but it’s so beautiful to see things come out the way they do. Will they be together forever? Was it just a one-time thing or a summer fling? ::shrugs:: That’s what your imagination is for!

Ladies, do yourselves a favor and go indulge your inner Mrs. Robinson and spend a few minutes reading through these lovely, hot one-shots. Don’t even balk at the pairings, because trust me, they soooo work in all the right ways. Hot... just so freaking hot!

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That is pretty much how I felt after reading (and recently re-reading) both of these stories. First off, non-canon pairings make my pants happy, and Esme/Edward and Angela/Emmett are both ships I enjoy sailing, no matter how rare they are in this fandom.

So let me begin with The Rightness of Wrong. What I love most about this fic is how brazenly Edward pursued Esme. She was still feeling damaged over her failed marriage, and that emotional baggage was, at times, projected onto the unexpected feelings she had for the younger neighbor boy. There was so much unwarranted self-loathing she experienced in the wake of her ex-husband moving on while she was still trying to piece her life back together and figure out who she was as a single woman, but what I loved was that giving in to Edward wasn’t what made everything instantly better. While he did play an integral part in her journey, she still took the time to heal and internalize what was happening in her life. Edward’s attraction to her was more of a confirmation of all the good in her she refused to see for herself, and in giving into her mutual desire, she showed how she had finally accepted things and was ready to move on. Whether they would develop into anything more than a lust-driven affair, she didn’t know, but being able to get to that point showed how strong of a woman she actually was all along.

Such a wonderful blend of sexual tension, self-discovery, healing, and finally, a certified, fuckhot, lemon! Rawr.

While Do You Want To also embodies all that is right and good about Mrs. Robinson fic, things seem to get to the point much faster. Though Angela has taken on the life of a single parent after spending the entirety of her adult life with her ex-husband, the impression that I got from her was that she was more overwhelmed with day to day life on her own than anything else. She didn’t have any hurdles to jump or bridges to cross; she just had that familiar craving that we all do, that inexplicable attraction to someone regardless of whether it’s sensible or possible, and when the opportunity showed up at her doorstep (literally), she gave in to the unspoken tension between them and made both their dreams come true.

I love seeing strong, sexy versions of Angela, especially with Emmett. I’ve always felt like her sweet, gentle canon spirit would be such a nice match for Emmett. While she wasn’t dominating by any means here - she was actually quite vulnerable - she allowed herself to feel something wonderful that they both wanted, even if it wasn’t practical. There was a real sense that Angela deserved the fun and attention with Emmett, and her regard for his feelings and his experience, both mentally and physically, was what set her apart as an older woman and made her increasingly sexy.

Both these fics are absolutely delightful, insightful, naughty, and fun. Take a gander and let us (and the authors) know what you think, and if you have any Mrs. Robinson stories of your own (be they fanfic you’ve written or something dirty YOU have actually done), please share! I’m totally turned on, and I hope you are too!

Jen - These two one-shots could not be more perfect for Turn Me On, and not only because of the forbidden nature of the stories. I was pretty excited to see them paired together in the official Perv calendar. I’d read and loved them before, and have definitely enjoyed re-reading them.

One reason Mrs. Robinson stories are so hot is that they allow us to indulge in something that, despite the sexual revolution, goes against what our culture views as the norm for romantic or sexual relationships: instead of an older man and younger woman, an older woman and a younger man. The forbidden or taboo is that much more tantalizing. When you think about when males and females are at their sexual peaks, older women and younger men just make sense- right? Put that together with the fact that many of us fic readers are 35 or older, thinking that someone younger could be attracted to you, enjoying those new crush feelings, and Mrs.Robinson fics are a match made in your panties.

Do You Want To may be a o/s, but there are so many layers to it. Angela’s recovering from her divorce, trying to figure out who she is after being with Ben for so many years. When she first starts to notice that she’s seeing Emmett in that way, she tries to tell herself that she’s not really seeing him that way, until he knocks on her door, soaking wet from the rain. I absolutely love the way Winterstale tells this story, showing Angela and Emmett both as vulnerable beings. They each say things that give the other confidence, and there is nothing about their joining that seems wrong. There’s almost an innocence about them together, enjoying each other in the moment. Just a lovely one-shot all around.

Manyafandom’s The Rightness of Wrong feels a little more illicit. Esme is a little more brazen checking Edward out. Edward is not as young as Emmett in Do You Want To, and definitely has more experienced. In a way, he stalks after Esme over a period of weeks in the way that canon Edward’s favorite meal would stalk towards its prey. Esme is as skittish as animal in the woods would be, and though Edward pushes, he never completely spooks her. When she finally succumbs to their mutual desire, The Rightness of Wrong could not be more right.

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