Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
Twilight, AH, E/B, O/S
Nico - There is just something so sexy about a hot man behind a bar and a woman who takes what she wants. Short and sweet making me wish to find an Edward like this of my own. :)
Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete
Nico - All I am gonna say is that if this is what we get when Cosmo’s Beta has a birthday I hope she has a birthday every week! :)

Corie - Yes please I love it when Cosmo does it quick and dirty!
Twilight, Edward/Bella, Complete, AH
Corie - Such a sweet quick fic about finding love unexpectedly and holding on with everything you are. With a opening like "I had sex with Edward Masen." I was hooked!
Twilight, WIP, Edward/Bella, AH
Corie - Oh this fic is killing me. I adore the writing but I have to warn this fic is far from wussperv friendly. It is tear your heart out angst but so realistic and the last update had me dying seeing when these two were so happy and in love.
Twilight, WIP, Edward/Bella, AH
Corie - Gemgirl65 is trying to KILL ME. Seriously the last update HOT HOT HOT. Some public on the beach loving discreetly under a blanket...yes please can I have some more.
Twilight, AH, One-Shot, Rosalie/Emmett
Teal - This one-shot is a collab between CellaCullen and LyricalKris that was originally posted back in 2010, but it didn’t come my way until LyricalKris posted it on her profile. It’s a love/hate story for Rosalie and Emmett, filled with humor, sarcasm, and really hot fucking in a well-rounded, enjoyable one-shot. I needed a little Rose/Emmett...I just didn’t realize it until I read this!
The Infernal Devices, One-Shot, Jem/Tessa
Teal - While my heart aches for Will in this series, there is still something so undeniably endearing about Jem and Tessa, and Majesta Moniet has such a lovely ability to capture Cassie Clare’s characters in believable, canon ways. For a TMI or TID fan anxiously awaiting the next release from Clare, this is a quick little treat.
Merlin, Modern AU, Complete, Olympics, Tennis, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I just ADORED this fic. It was so wonderful. If you love tennis or sport, or just fit blokes you will love it. UST by the bucketfull and featuring a cheeky Gwaine tennis player (always win!) and a very driven and buff Arthur battling back from injury for Olympic gold...... With a funny and far-too-good-for-his-own-good Merlin. Whose determination to not get in the way of Arthur’s gold medal, drives Arthur abso fucking insane with lust..... Great fic!
by Elirwen on the KinkMe
Merlin, Canon Era, Magical, AU, WIP, Kink-Meme, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I found this fic on an old kink-meme, from someone else’s comment. Its not complete but is still being updated. Its a very quick read and is abso fabby! Merlin ends up being hit with a spell aimed at Arthur (saving him yet again!). The spell causes various ahem physical reactions to Merlin when others say certain words.... Uther delights in making Merlin sneeze repeatedly. However Arthur discovers a different effect and takes his own delight. Such a great fic. A mix of humour and smut, and plot! A great combo, with lots of fun. Love!
Merlin, Modern AU, Complete, Paper Legends, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - Paper Legends is already amazing. I still have LOADS to read, but this was the first fic I read from it this year. Just an amazing fic, with amazing art from Alby-Mangroves. I simultaneously wanted to biff Arthur on the head and hug the feck out of him through this fic! Poor wee lost lamb. A beautiful fic, Merlin and Arthur are great friends but then, he Arthur catches Merlin wanking. To gay porn. WANKING. And its affect throws Arthur off.... Will they get friendship back? More? OH ARTHUR!!!!!! Gah. This fic gave me loads of feels.... Brilliant.
Merlin, O/S, Canon-Era, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - WANK FIC! MUTUAL WANKING! What more do you need? :D
Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Remus Lupin
Chele - The fic pairing that should give me Daddy issues, but somehow it doesn’t. It’s just lovely and comforting, and more than a little hot. Harry is suffering from nightmares, and finds that having Remus close helps to keep them at bay. The intimacy builds as these two war survivors share the road to healing.
Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco
Chele - Brilliant wit meets solid writing, and melt-your-pants smut. Harry’s wand seems to be malfunctioning, but Ollivander’s new apprentice, Draco, thinks that it may be less about the wand, and more about Harry.
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Lemon Report 8/01/12


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
by moirae
Twilight, AU, B/E, Complete
Nico -I love it when I find a new story through twitter. Edward and Bella never met in Forks, Bella is now in College and runs into Edward. Has it always been fate that they will be together? I really enjoyed how Edward just jumped right in and saw more than he was bargaining for.... Might have been more than he was expecting but I love how it got his mind going. :)
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - This chapter was hot, hot, hot when it came down to the lemons! Edward is getting a little neurotic around Charlie and dealing with the kitten, but he still knows how to give Bella the business. Being the little green-eyed monster he is in Bella’s hometown, the next chapter should be an interesting little pissing match!
by SassyK
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AU, WIP
Corie - We featured this story not too long ago and the last update brought us close to the end but also showed us how connected these two are and how unbreakable their bond is. Bella thought she wanted to see Edward take a human life but the reality was very different. I can’t say enough about the beauty of the writing.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - Pregnancy always makes for some great hormones and shmoopy feelings, doesn’t it? There’s no lack of either here, and there’s nothing wrong with that!
by 22Blue
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AH, Complete
Corie - I just got caught up with the ending of this and I have to say its a fantastic story. Real, sweet and funny. Great characters and the passion between Edward and Bella was off the charts. I love seeing these two get their HEA!
Twilight, WIP, Edward/Carlisle, age difference, Slash
Jen - Carlisle makes sure that Edward has a perfectly imperfect first time. There’s still so much mystery in this fic, I’m looking forward to having everything slowly revealed.
Twilight, Edward/Bella. AH, Historical, Complete
Corie - Seriously one of the most heartwrenching stories I’ve read in a long time. Based on a true story this was a beautiful tale of life and how it can keep to lovers apart but when Edward said “Everyday of forever” he meant it. This isn’t at all Wussperv friendly just a warning but its beautifully done.
Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
Teal - I’m so sad to see these two go again, but I’m just happy we were able to enjoy a little more of this crazy couple. Impromptu wedding and sweet, wonderful love are exactly what I would have imagined for these characters. le sigh

Corie - Now that it’s complete I know what I’m doing with my day! Love these characters.
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AH, Complete
Corie - We reached the end of this sweet story about first love and how strong it can be. I loved the characters and I have to say the last chapter really left my heart full and also my perv ;)
Harry Potter, WIP, Harry/Charlie Weasley
Chele - Found this gem on a fic dive after pondering what awesome chemistry Harry and Charlie would have, and how badly I wanted to read about it. Lo and behold, hidingfromsomeone must have reached into my pants when I wasn’t looking and created this gem. Harry and Charlie have been dancing around each other for years - just long enough to both love and hurt each other deeply. When Harry is injured in the line of fire, his injury gives them both the opportunity to see what they’ve been missing, and what could have been so easily lost. Incendiary sex, beautifully written characters, and enough plot that you can almost forget you’re reading porn. This fic makes you feel every emotion from elation to despair, and I can’t wait to see what the next chapter brings. Note: Charlie is a dragon keeper for fuck’s sake. There is nothing sexier than that. Nothing.
Harry Potter, Complete, Harry/Draco
Chele - Harry and Draco find love on an internet dating site. With each other. Hilarity and hot times ensue. Special appearances by magical cockrings, inter-house couplings, and some wicked wine tasting. I could not have had more fun reading this. Couldn’t put it down.
Harry Potter, O/S, Hermione/Sirius
Chele-This fic is intense. The night before what is anticipated to be the final battle, Hermione insists on being divested of her virginity. In a house full of young boys and fatherly types, the only real choice is clear. The broody, dangerous Sirius Black. The only one she can count on to leave feelings and emotions out of it, right? Nothing is that simple. Such an amazing, authentic feel to this story. It was like sitting in the room. All of the nervousness, passion, and need felt like my own. Always a thrill to find something masterfully written for an unusual pairing. This was brilliant.
RPF, Novella (Complete), RPF, SLASH< BROLIN aka Bradley/Colin
Emmy - I abso loved this fic. It was posted the same day as the Brolin-Sex-RiotTM occurred on Twitter. What a great combo! :) This fic is realistic and tentative and then super hot. I WANT A SEQUEL!!!!!

Jen - Deliciously dirty.
Merlin, Modern Era AU, O/S, FISTING, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I really love fisting fics. :) and this one is very subtle. Not overdone. And tender. God I love tender.
Merlin, O/S, Merlin/Arthur, slash
Jen - I’m so so glad I happened to see sapphirescribe tweet the link to this fic. It’s completely adorable. You will love reading about Arthur schooling Merlin on dating and all that it entails, including sexytimes. Love.

Emmy - Ooooh I too loved this fic. Cute, fun and slashy. Perfect!
1D, O/S, Harry/Zayn, slash
Jen - Love the balance of humor and the wee bit of angst here, not to mention super hot lemons.
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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Lemon Report 26 July 2012


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP
Nico -Edward is a rich successful businessman, Bella a freshman college student, does Bella really know what she’s getting into? Is she ready for it? Edward is delicious in a take charge, goes all in sort of way, looking forward to seeing how things keep going. :)
Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP
Nico - There is just something about a bad boy tatted up Edward that sends my lady parts a singing. Then add to it that really he’s a great guy under it all and you’ve won me over. Edward catches Bella trying to steal his car and things just go from there. This last chapter things jumped into overdrive and I can’t wait for more. :)
Twilight, O/S, Angela, masturbation, voyeurism
Jen - A very hot little o/s written for a PTB Smut University assignment. I wish the author would expand it, bc I want to know what happens the next time Rosalie visits. Never enough Angela fic. Unf!
by Anon
Merlin, WIP, Magical AU, Slash, Gwain/Merlin, voyeurism, sharing
Jen - Fantastic WIP from kinkme-merlin. The sex is so hot. I love the way the plot is unfolding; each section is another piece of the puzzle. The emotions involved are hard hitting, and I just really can’t say enough good things about it.
by Anon
Merlin, Complete, Merlin/Mithian
Jen - Yet another amazing fic from kinkme-merlin. I have not seen Season 4 yet, so I know zilch about Mithian, but I’ve completely fallen in love with Anon’s characterisation of her here. Both Merlin and Mithian are so in love, so adoring of one another, yet circumstances keep them apart. The LONGING. The glances, innocent touches, and omfg. The KISS. Really, give it a try, just a gorgeous story.
Merlin, Complete, Modern AU, Incest, Reincarnation? SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I was reading this fic as a WIP on the Kinkmeme. And woah, was it a fave of mine. Such a heartbreaky, amazing, dangerous fic. Written with such beauty and grace and power and such a delicate touch. Never heavy handed and cloying with its delicate subject matter. Instead it is perfect. These boys. Oh my god these boys.
"We've shared everything," Arthur said, his voice going indistinct as he fought to stay awake. "It was only a question of time before we shared the same blood." His breath was warm on Merlin's skin.
***flails***
Harry Potter, O/S, Harry / Severus
Chele - This is a wonderful Harry / Severus time-turner fic. Beautifully written, a crisp yet dreamlike narrative as we move back and forth along the timeline Harry alters by going back in time to prevent one death from the war that he’s just not able to leave be. The characters are as in canon as they can be with a Snape!Lives scenario, which makes it all the more intense. The emotion-laden smut made me ache. Love.
1D, O/S, Harry/Louis, Slash, RPF
Jen - Wow. Not even sure what to say about this fic. It’s epic. The feels are off the charts. But there’s lots of laughter. Angry sex is hot, but sex with more loving emotion is even hotter. Just read it.
1D, Complete, Harry/Louis, Slash, RPF
Jen - This gorgeous story was inspired by the movie Weekend. Though not exactly the same story, this is so evocative of the movie. It’s got an ethereal quality to it and it only enhances the heartache of meeting the right person at the wrong time. Gorgeous writing.
1D, Complete, Liam/Louis, Slash
Jen - The cutest, sweetest high-school au. Really. Liam feels abound.
by Anon
1D, Complete, Liam/Louis, crossdressing
Jen - Louis is in a corset, which is hot in and of itself. What’s even hotter is how fucking crazy turned on it makes Liam. OMFG.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012




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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
by jandco
Twilight, AU, Complete, Edward/Bella
Corie - I have to say I really really fell in love with this story. It had me laughing and crying and its so well written. jandco really does an amazing job at capturing canon Edward, I fell in love with him all over again and this story reminded me almost 3 years later why I started reading fic. This story picks up in the ballet studio and a Edward sucks the venom from Bella’s wrist her blood turns out to be his antidote and Edward wakes up 3 days later human...What follows is beautiful and I just loved the journey it took me on
Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete
Nico -Abstract Way gives us another addition as a Comic Con special so to speak. I love the truth behind this most recent update, the pain and love behind all that she bring out. Makes you just want to steal Edward from the pages more and more at his amazing ability to Woo. The lets not even mention his awesome sexy swoon worthy lovin, whew! :)
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella
Corie - I’m still on my complete fic kick and this was a sweet and endearing nerdward. I love the sweetness and beautiful love story that unfolds among the humor and life infused into this story.
1D, RPF, O/S, Harry/Louis, Slash
Jen - Quick and dirty smut!
1D, RPF, O/S, Liam/Louis, Slash
Jen - I really do want the boys in One Direction to be happy forever and ever, so I’m not really sure why my favorite stories about them tend to lean toward super angsty. The band fell to pieces a few years ago, due to Liam falling into a deep depression and Louis turning to alcohol. Louis is visiting London from his current home in the US, and wants to see Liam face to face for the first time in ages. They find their way back to one another, and also to the group. With lemons and FEELINGS.
by Various
1D, comment fic, RPF, Liam/Louis, Slash
Jen - This thread is filled with every manner of smut starring Liam & Louis.
1D, O/S, Harry/OC, RPF
Jen - sadtomatoff added another vignette to the Harry-verse I put in the Lemon Report last week. Holy hotness, Batman!
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/James Potter, Complete, Infidelity
Chele - This is some of the hottest, forbidden, smut in the entire fandom. James Potter takes a job at Malfoy’s office, representing those recently arrested by the aurors. This leads to many a long day and late night, eventually combusting in a conflagration of flesh and guilt and love.
by Anon
Merlin, AU, WIP, Merlin/Arthur, Slash, Age difference
Jen - While at first glance they didn’t care for one another, the ust between private detective Arthur and client Merlin is intense! They’ve figured out that they’re equally attracted to the other, and the sexy times begin.
by Anon
Merlin, AU, Complete, Merlin/Arthur, Slash
Jen - This is just beautifully written. Arthur seems to know how to calm Merlin, and Merlin knows how to draw strait-laced Arthur out. While perhaps an actual homeless person would not start trying to trust people so easily, the connection they share is genuine, and it’s a very hopeful piece.

Emmy- This truly is a beautiful story. The author has left us in a lovely place. With a future not set in stone but looking good. I love both Merlin and Arthur in this.

by Anon
Merlin, WIP, Magical AU, Historical, Genderswap, Girl!Merlin/Arthur
Jen - I love love love this story. Even if you don’t care for genderswap, please do give it a try. It’s gorgeous and I drop everything to read the updates. Morgana entered the story recently, and she’s such a fun character. I’m constantly amazed at the different yet equally sexy ways author!anon writes lemons. 
  
Emmy- Jen, you’ve convinced me to give it a go, with your weekly flailing! Its on my TBR after my thesis is in the bag! :) PS JEN REALLY DOESN’T LET UP! ;) LOL 

Jen - just part of my charm ;)

Merlin, Modern-AU, Novella, ADORABLE, Slash, Merthur
Emmy - I really do love this slashy delight. I think it might be the most adorable fluffy without being saccharine slash story I have ever read. For all you Slash loving WussPervs out there, this is the perfect fic! I ADORE both Merlin and Arthur in this tale. I partic do love an oblivious!Arthur, and this is a particularly good one. And I want you all to read it so you can squee with me over things I cannot say here or I will spoil it! :) Plus it has a very hot fingering scene. :) 

  Jen - Emmy emailed first thing in the morning about this fic; I could see her flailing all the way from England. I dove right in and proceeded to smile so hard it hurt until I finished reading. Great banter and joking. Simply adorable, adorable Merlin and, as Em calls him, oblivious!Arthur. You'll love it!

Merlin, Modern AU, O/S, Dirty, Cross-Dressing, DaddyKink, etc, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - Jen n I were chatting about this fic this week, and realised we hadn’t recc’d it here for you lovelies yet. And we know just how much you love dirrrrty filthy smut. So here it is. As always with TourDeFierce its beautifully written, emotional and raw. If you enjoy this one, you must check out her AMAZING fic, that we recc’d back on a special a while back, the Picture Maker 

Jen - omg I love crossdressing fic, and this is absolutely hot! Love debauched Arthur!

Merlin, 2011 Pornathon Entry (so a short piece), Modern AU, School/College, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - And since I am slipping in some dirty fics, I just had to erm slide this one in... You’ll get the play on words when you read this dirty delight. Merlin gets something stuck. Arthur has to help him out of course! Just how much do you think he lends a hand? **winky winky**
Merlin, AU, 2011 Pornathon entry, O/S, Percival/Elyan, Slash
Jen - We all know Percival is a big guy, but what if he isn’t big all over. Elyan shows him size doesn’t matter. Unf! 

Emmy - Yes! This fic is really good. Lovely bond and chemistry between these two, gentle AND sexy. Love Percy’s vulnerability and Elyan’s caring side.
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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Lemon Report 12 July 2012



We’d like to dedicate this week’s post to Mad4Hugh. She was an enthusiastic reader, reviewer, and friend to many in the Twilight/Twific community. Our deepest sympathies go out to all her friends and family members.


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
Twilight, AU, Complete, Edward/Bella
Corie - I have been on a completed classic fic kick this week and I have had this on my TBR list I think for as long as I’ve been reading twific. It’s just a great fun twist on twilight fanfiction. Bella, Edward and the gang are witches in this one and the amount of care put in the plot and characters makes this story so well done. I really had the best time with the lore and twists and relationship between Edward and Bella. 

Teal - It would be a shame if I missed the chance to hop in here and say how much I loved this fic. The story was unique and exciting, and overall, it was an unpredictable, great read. With tons of amazing UST. Guh. 

Emmy - This was a full recc on the pack back in the day. And I still love it. Its such a good story. So well written and inventive!
Twilight, AU, Complete, Leah/Nahuel
Corie - This is such a bittersweet rec for me since it will be my last time putting it on the Lemon Report because it finished this week. I adored this story I can’t say that enough before this story I was never a pack girl as I enjoy my Bella and Edward together. This was a whole new look for me and now Leah and Nahuel are a favorite pairing as well. The depth and love put in the characters is wonderful and the plot was exciting and really kept me engaged each and every chapter. If you want to try something new maybe something out of your box, I highly recommend this story. 

Jen - I haven’t gotten to read the epi yet but I can’t wait! And yet, I’ll miss getting new chapters. Fabulous story.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - Gah! The cuteness of these two. I love every single word of this ficlet and its predecessor. I just can’t stop the giggle fest at them wanting to have fights just so they can have make up sex. Hehe!
Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
Teal - Ohhhhh, I’m so sad this is over, but how sweet it all turned out to be! I’m amazed at Livie79’s ability to make such a hateable Edward and manage to transform him into one of the sweetest, sexiest characters I’ve read in a while. I’ll miss this fic, and it’s emotionally charged lemons!

Nico - I was so happy to see Edward never giving up, and Teal said it so well, the way he turned around was just so sexy! :) 

Corie - Oh I’m so sad to see this one go but I loved it so. It really is a classic and original story. Teal said it best.
Twilight, AU, E/B, WIP
Nico - There are so many reasons why I love this story and the last chapter was just delicious in so many ways that just adds on to that. I’ve never wanted to have my shower curtain shredded so much. :) 

Emmy - I love this story so much. Such a clever premise and such wonderful writing!!

Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP
Nico - If someone could promise me this Edward as my roommate I would reconsider the whole “never want to have a roomate ever again” statement. He’s mature, has a great career, knows what he likes and takes it. Whew that’s got me fanning myself just thinking about it. :)
by dryler
Twilight, AU, Edward/Bella, Complete
Corie - I have to say this is by far one of the most intense and best times I’ve had reading a fic in a LOOOOONG time. I can’t even put into words how fantastically sexy and well written this story is. The connection between Edward and Bella drew me in and the mystery and characterizations kept me reading. 

Emmy This is another former recc and again the quality is just superb. Such a sexy mystery, with such wonderfully taut storytelling.
by jandco
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella
Corie - I was looking for a quick fun read the other day and stumbled across this story and fell in love. It’s quirky and funny but oh so heart breaking at the same time. I really loved it.
by SassyK
Twilight, AU, WIP, E/B
Jen - The Pervs recc’d this story a bit ago and things are hotter than ever. Edward gives in to something he’s denied himself for so very long. Unf!
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Jen - This is such a sweet story, but damn, things just got spicy!
by bmango
Twilight, AH, Complete, Peter/Jasper
Jen - A very hot little four part fic, about Senator Peter and hot tattoo artist Jasper. Yum.
Merlin, Canon era AU, Magic, Armour!Kink! SLASH, MERTHUR,
Emmy - Anyone seen all those pics of gorgeously sweaty Bradley filming Season5? Well you need this fic then! Poor Merin has a kink for Arthur’s armour. Add sweat in to the mix and he’s completely lost. Fabby, smutty, yummy fic.
Merlin, Modern AU, Angst, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I love this fic. Arthur is completely and utterly straight. Never a question about his sexuality. Nope. Non. But then Merlin hits him like a freight train. And he doesn’t recover. He should be trying to cop off with the bird he pulled. But instead is drawn to Merlin.... Yummy but quite angsty at times. Perfectly done! Perfect!
Merlin, Canon-era, AU, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - I do love a good wanking fic. Who doesn’t? Arthur is mesmerised watching Merlin’s nimble fingers and flexible hands all oiled up and put to work. So he has to put them to different work! This is a smutty but stil beautiful fic from the author of our fabulous last magical meanderings pick! YUM.
by Anon
Merlin, Magical AU, WIP, Girl!Merlin/Arthur
Jen - I continue to flail every single time this is in my inbox. The writing is gorgeous (it’s a historical fic) and the entire thing is simply magical. I adore this Merlin and Arthur. The sexy times are just perfectly written for them and for the era the story takes place in, and are hotter than hell.
Merlin, Modern AU, ANGST, Infidelity, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - This is heartbreaky and real and so ruddy ruddy brilliant! I just love it! I hadn’t read it in a while, but it still gets me. Just so so good. Plus I love Merlin as an artist. It just works so well. 

Jen - Yes- Merlin as an artist is one of my faves! I love that both of them were really living lies, and neither would acknowledge it until push came to shove. Angsty and sexy.
Merlin, Canon-Era AU, Magic, Flangst, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - Sapphirescribe recc’d this to me. She has set herself the task of finding me fics I haven’t read before! Its quite a challenge! Thankfully she gave me this gem, and although I FLOVE TourdeFierce I hadn’t read this delight. Its flangst of the highest degree. So sweet and tender at times with her classic edge at others. Beautiful. 

Jen - TourdeFierce is such a versatile writer- some of her fics make me crack up, while something like this one is just so tender and sweet. One thing they have in common: all are hot. Merlin’s relationship with young Wart is just so lovely. Arthur makes himself vulnerable and less of a clotpole, which is also fabulous to see. And when both Arthur and Merlin are honest about their deepest wishes, things get super sexy. Just a gorgeous story.
Merlin, AU, O/S, Merlin/Gwaine/Arthur
Jen - I loooove the set up of this ficlet. Gwaine checks Merlin out in the locker room and learns that he shaves his balls. Arthur is interested in this shared revelation. The boys work this knowledge to their advantage and everyone gets off. So hot. 

Emmy - If you like Gwaine in this ace fic then you should read our Gwaine Special.
1D, RPF, O/S, OT5
Jen - As you may have noticed, Harry & Louis are cheeky buggers. In this o/s, Louis & Harry proceed to drive Niall crazy with their dirty talk. It turns into a game, and the other lads are gradually drawn in. Smutty dirty times ensue. Bonus: Liam is unintentionally hilarious, and so dang earnest. Love.
1D, RPF, Zayn/Liam
Jen - Loved this! Liam has what is hopefully temporary amnesia. He doesn’t remember the last two years of his life- no X Factor, no One Direction, no tour. The boys all take such good care of him- they’re gentle and sweet, letting the memories come back to him and not overwhelming him with information. He starts feeling that there’s something different between Zayn and himself, but he’s cautious and doesn’t want to risk asking. It’s so wonderful when he gets his memories back, and he and Zayn have their own private celebration *wink-wink*
1D, RPF, O/S, Harry/OFC
Jen - So, I haven’t read any het 1D at all, but I read any and all stories the fabulous sadtomatoff writes. It was a little weird at first reading Harry flirting with a woman. But, BUT... you need to read it. It’s seriously hot, and I love her characterisation of Harry as well as the OC.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Lemon Report - July 4, 2012

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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.



Acronym Guide

AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance. 
 



Twilight
 
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AH, Complete

Corie - HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I about died reading this story. It's one of the hottest dirty Edwards around and he owns a sex shop should I even keep talking? Yes ok. Bella has been stalking Edwards Adult Book Store for months and then one night she has the balls to go in and that is when I DIED lol. Seriously fun, dirty, sex filled quick fic. So well done and complete!

Nico - This is on my list to read and now after reading Corie’s comments I am even more excited to jump in then I already was. :)


Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - Ermehgerd! Technically there was more implied smut than the real deal, but I had to mention this update. Soooo sweet!!!! I’m glad these two are getting their shit together and on their way to happily ever after.


Twilight, AH, WIP, Edward/Leah

Teal - Aww, there’s nothing like a wedding bring out the romance. Leah in a backless dress, all dolled up? I’d be waiting all night to hit that too ;)


Twilight, AU, E/B, Complete


Nico - Savage does it again by sucking me in. It’s complete and that last chapter packs some serious punches in all sorts of ways. ;)


Twilight, AU, E/B, Complete


Nico - I really enjoy a story that pulls me in, gets me going and then finishes up in a great way. Edward is sweet, Bella confident and willing to push Edward past his comfort zones, but all in the best of ways. :)


Twilight, WIP, Modern AU, Het, E/B


Emmy - It takes something special to tempt me back to Twi. And well this was it! A fic I had LONG given up for dead and abandoned was updated!!!! What a lovely shocker that was. A great update. And great progress for hostage in hiding Marie and her fake fiancee (but real love) Edward! Yay!

Chele - Dude... This isn’t abandoned?! Long live Twi-fic!!!!




Harry Potter
 
Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco

Chele - The ban on deathers having wands has just been lifted, and Draco wanders into Ollivander's in search of a replacement for the one he lost in the war. The wand chooses the wizard, as they say... and this wand, a uniquely shaped wand indeed, has chosen Draco. Hilarity and smut. That was so much fun to read.


Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco/Severus

Chele - That’s right. For those of you who didn’t get enough last week, I’ve got more Harry/Draco/Severus Threeway! This one is a bit less light-hearted, as all parties are very much in character. Severus is broody and intense, and I love the way they all interact with one another. The personality dynamics are perfect. This story is pushing this threesome to the top of my list. Unf.




Merlin
 
Merlin, O/S, Canon-era AU, REVEAL!Fic, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy -I love this fic. Merlin returns after being banished for magic. In the ‘chat’ that follows, Arthur tries to get Merlin to take them seriously, and ends up insulting them in the process. So it looks like sex and love is off the table, or is it? My description really doesn’t do it justie. Its a lovely mix of magic, and love, and desire, and love, and fear and hope and love! Lovely!


Merlin RPF, O/S, SLASH, RPF, Brolin/CODLEY

Emmy -I have all the feels for Brolin at the mo. So I reread this this week. As I needed more Brolin in my life. Smutty, yummy delight that it is. Oh those boys.... gah. Endless scrummy kissing. LOTS of teasing. And jaysus! Dirrrrrrrrrty talking Bradders FTW!



Merlin, O/S, Canon-era AU, Magical, Threesome, SLASH, Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine

Emmy - Yep I really did list a fic that is not just Merthur?! Shocker eh? But Fr333bird had assured it would be ok. And it was verrah hot!!! Lovely MAGICMADETHEMDOIT! fic. Not a proper Poly fic, but deffo threesome action until Merlin manages to calm Arthur down (with his cock!). **grins**

Chele - I happen to think that all threesomes are magical, but this one literally is.


by Various
Merlin, PORN, DRABBLES, Various Pairings (mainly Merthur)

Emmy - One of the things I love best about the Merlin fandom, is all the amazing commentfests that spring up. And all the challenges and gifts that are done as ways for people to either give something back to others, or to flex their writing muscle, normally both! The latest such thing to spring up is Summer Pornathon 2012. Don’t have time to read a long fic? Or want a simple but quality hit of pure smut? Well never fear! The answer to both those questions is Summer Pornathon 2012. With each round having fantastic categories, such as fuck or die (giving rise to Zombie fics!), there is a great selection to whet your whistle! Jump on in and lift your summer!
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Independence Day Featurette


Independence Day..... We’re not all Americans, but we couldn’t think of a better time to share a few of our favorite fics with military characters or themes. You may have seen some of these before, and others are new, but we hope they get you in the holiday spirit...even the non traditional selections. Have a safe, sexy, and fun 4th of July, pervlings!

 Tea

Transformers, WIP, Sam/Bee
I can’t mention soldiers without thinking of my favorite Transformers fic! They’re fighting to protect our country...and having hot, kinky sexy while in their holoforms. Slashy goodness galore!
Twilight, AH, Complete, Jasper/Bella
Sexy soldier Jasper, and his intense, heartbreaking love with Bella. I adore everything about this story, even the parts that hurt so much. They both made their choices to be together because how could they not? He doesn’t really get a choice when duty calls him away, and they have to learn to live apart, and often in fear of never reuniting....but in the end, it’s all love. It always was.
Twilight, AH, Incomplete, Edward/Jasper
Yes, I did mark this story as incomplete, but it is just too good a story not to mention. In gorgeous Hawaii, a dedicated military man struggles to pursue the man who he can’t get out of his head while maintaining his position (and personal safety). Sweet, sexy, and oh yeah...there are tattoos. Rawr.




Corie
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella
I fell in love with this story over a year ago and I have to say I never think of this as being a war story even though it is. It’s a love story through and through, love for people and country. I adore this Edward he is passionate and fights for what he believes in. Bella is just as strong as a character and its lends to a beautiful passionate tale of a Boy and Girl fighting for their freedoms in 1972 war torn Ireland. They are fighting for their independence I think its a perfect story for today!
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella
This fic deals with the aftermath the Civil War and what it can do to the soul of a man. We meet a shell of Edward who has just returned from battle and then is thrusted in a situation where he has to deliver his neighbors baby. Miss Isabella Swan has just watched her husband die and had to protect herself and her son, and unborn child when she goes into labor. This traumatic situation binds these people together as they try and navigate their new lives. The author does a beautiful job with the prose and I can’t talk enough about how much I love this Edward. He is a man, through and through and it's a beautiful story about how he and she heal each other through love.
Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella
I will try and keep my shouting about how much I love this story to a minimum...I seriously LOVE this story. We have Sergent Cullen coming home for the first time to Napa Valley when he receives a call that his father has fallen gravely ill. What he finds there was not only something he wasn’t looking for it was something he was actively running from. This is a beautiful tale of love in all forms, friends, family and how complicated we can make it. The intensity and playfulness of the relationship between Edward and Bella his Pie girl is unmatched in the fic I’ve read. This has remained in my top 10 and will always have a place in my heart.




Jen

by jennde
Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
The is one of my favorite Twilight stories, hands down. I love reading stories set in this time period, maybe because I always enjoyed hearing about my grandparents’ experiences in the 1940’s. Edward and Bella have a deep love, with its genesis in childhood. There are lots of challenges in their life together because of the war, but they are able to overcome them all with love and patience.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Edward is an injured sergeant newly home from Afghanistan. He’s slowly making his way across the country to pay his respects to the families of the men who lost their lives while serving under him. He’s in Forks to give his condolences to his best friend’s -Jake- family. Bella is Jake’s feisty sister who Edward can’t help falling for. Love all the characters here, including Jake whose presence is large even in death. Lots of laughs amidst sadness.
Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
Edward is a wounded Union soldier, Bella lives in the south but is not a traditional southern belle by any means. They’d met once long ago, before the nation was torn by war. Theirs is a sweet little love story about two people with ideas that are ahead of their times. I loved seeing their relationship develop, and also love the use of the secondary characters in the story.



Nico

Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
This is a fun lighthearted one shot that combines a quiet, sensitive, hot, Major Edward in a uniform, with some heartfelt family caring. How can you go wrong. :)
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012





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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - I was quite a few chapters behind on this one and had to catch up on updates, but boy was it worth the wait! After all the hurty, I love the journey these two have taken to get back together, and the reunion sex? UNF x100000000 so good!

Corie The love and trust they have established again is amazing to see the relationship working at this angle and him being free to love her with all of himself. The reunion sex was a 10 for sure lol.


One Direction, RPF, Harry/Louis
Posy - This is a super fast read at only 423 words, but somehow sadtomatoff conveys how sweet and pure the love so many of us see between Harry and Louis, even when dirty talk in involved. 

Jen - I’m sort of frightened at how much I need Harry & Louis to be REAL. Stories like this soothe the worries of my shippin’ heart. 

Chele - I just want to nuzzle this ficlet. Adorable and filthy.



Merlin, Slash, Gwaine/Merlin
Posy - I stayed up all night long reading this very honest story. I loved Gwaine, a high school pot dealer who finds not only a new client in the new kid at school, but something he hadn’t quite bargained for. Each time I read how Gwaine described Merlin though his eyes, I swear I could see Merlin … er, Colin’s face. :) 

Jen - I looooove this story. It’s a longer one shot, and it really gave the author time to develop the characters. Gwaine is the best. He’s so hooked on Merlin, and just adorable as he figures out how to let Merlin know that he really, really likes him.

Chele - I found these characters achingly honest. There is such a strong pull between Gwain and Merlin and yet it takes quite a bit for their inhibitions to lower, and their intimate friendship to truly mature into the romance and intensity that is apparent from the start. I love the matter-of-fact portrayal of Gwaine’s job, and the small tidbits that are thrown in that make it feel real and kept me hooked. Excellent story.


Twilight, AH, Historical, WIP, Edward/Bella
Corie - I can’t say enough how much I love this story and Lord Masen just DOES IT FOR ME. This week’s update had me on my knees, watching her take a bath and her playing with him like she didn’t know he was there, lead to some off the charts fucking js.
Merlin, O/S, Merthur, Slash
Jen - King Arthur on his knees for Merlin. Who is wearing the crown. a;kjdfklasdjfasdfj 

Emmy - This fic is fabbytastic!! A beautiful fic full of smutty charm and yum. Plus what Jen said... **key smashes**
Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco/Severus, PolySlash
Chele - Fairies, magical mushrooms, Severus Snape as an animagus, and a whole lot of dirty talk and sexual tension all wrapped up in a threeway. This fic was made to live under my hippie skirt. I want to make out with it in a field of daisies. I may be the last to discover the HDS Beltane Fest, but I’m making up for lost time by reading and swooning over every entry.
Merlin, O/S, Merlin/Gwaine, Slash Underage-ish
Chele -A short, super sweet fic in which Merlin has accidentally magics himself younger, and Gwaine comes home to discover his long time lover with an aura of innocence and the body of a 16 year old. By far the best “first-time that wasn’t really” fic. Tender and naughty, but so very right.
by Asher
Transformers, WIP, Knock-Out/Starscream, Slash
Chele - While I’m generally drawn to Transformer’s fic because of its treatment of sexuality in the absence of gender, I am intrigued on Asher’s take on Transformers Prime canon mentions of being “glitched” in reference to one who is drawn to other same gendered bots. The setting allows the author a unique freedom to explore the stereotypes that can take root in a militaristic culture, and the intense attraction that finds its way to the forefront despite all resistance. The wicked heat of sexual chemistry between Knock-Out and Scarscream doesn't hurt my feelings either.
by Anon
Merlin, AU, WIP, Merthur, Genderswap
Jen - I adore this fill on the kinkmeme. Arthur and Merlin have been through so much already, and they have so much further to go. They’re absolutely electric together sexually! Emmy - I keep seeing this on my kinkme alerts. But don’t normally like genderswap fics..... Hmmmm. Might have to give it a whirlie...
HP, o/s, post DH, EWE, HP/DM
Jen - Vulnerable!Draco is at odds with Malfoy-pride!Draco after he learns that Harry’s cheated. It’s a long emotional journey on the way to opening up and being honest with Harry. When the things they’ve left unsaid for so long are finally said--they’re better than they were before, in every way. Unf!
Merlin, O/S Merthur
Jen - Water sprites have enchanted Arthur and he’s neeeeeeedy for some cock. Merlin obliges, Percival watches and helps contain Arthur’s flaily body. 

Emmy - Normally I can’t do ANYTHING other than Merthur fics. BUT. BUT. BUT. BUT! Magic made them do it fics are a bit of a weak spot for me.... So. You kind of have to read it. Great POV from Percy. 

Jen - *dances* I made Emmy read not exactly Merthur !!! 

Emmy - Hahahah. I had actually already read it. But I did reread it because of you! ;)


1D, o/s, Liam/Louis, RPF
Jen - Someone slipped Liam a love potion. Needy!Liam ensues. Louis is wary, but eventually gives Liam. Just. What. he. Needs.
by Anon
Merlin, Complete, Merthur, voyeurism
Jen - Naughty, naughty high school girls spy on their teacher, and see more than they bargained for. Fortunately for them, they discover that m/m lovin is ridiculously hot!

Emmy - I was gonna shove this fic into the LR this week, but Jen pipped me to the post!! Fabby fabby fic. What happens when naughty school girls video their hot coach in the showers? Well they certainly get a surprise when Maths Teacher Mr Emrys joins him. Hottity hot!
MERLIN RPF, O/S, SLASH, BROLIN/CODLEY
Emmy - This is yummy hot, teasing look at what might have happened when Eoin (aka The Hair) Macken (Gwaine in Merlin) tweeted about the entire team having to have ice cream to cool down, during the heatwave in the UK a few weeks ago. So what did really happen in Wales??! Well.... ;) Jen - ooooomg. So fucking hot and kinky.
1D, o/s, Louis/Harry, RPF
Jen - And the award for best use of Eleanor in a fic goes to: sadtomatoff! Voyeurism FTW! My brain totally supports this universe.
by Author
Merlin, Canon Era, AU, O/S, SLASH, MERTHUR
Emmy - Oh my word!! Do I FLOVE this fic!!! Such a good fic. Jealous Merlin and oblivious Arthur makes for a fabby fic! Merlin can just about cope with Arthur going off with princesses, he needs a queen after all... But what happens when Merlin sees Arthur with someone he wasn’t expecting? A drunken Merlin asking why he wouldn’t be good enough sets off a brill chain reaction... Perfect fic is perfect!! Smutty with ALL THE FEELINGS!
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