Sunday, August 5, 2012

Pervy Picspirations - 8/4/12

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...


Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on LJ or AO3) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


IMPORTANT NEWS! We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get TWO WEEKS to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more porn visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...


So luscious lips were our last theme..







Wow! Just wow! bluedragoninamber just goes from strength to strength! THREE, yes THREE delicious offerings from her for this theme!! Yes three! Really! Each taking the lips and mouth pictures in different ways... In The Gift: Chapter 9: Feral we see this horny vamps goes from strength to strength. More vamps have joined in the fun... I would not have pictured the patriachs of the Cullen clan with the Terrible Twins (jane and Alec). But oh my word! Does it work! ….. Naughty and nice... Again you can either read this as a stand alone dose of dirty or catch up on the quick paced story so far.

Every week, bluedragoninamber has surprised me with this story. This chapter, THE LAST chapter, Descent chapter 6: Covenant is NO exception! It’s a fitting and appropriate end for her Carlisle. And as always it is beautiful and lyrical. You must read this story. Even if dark vamps are not your normal Twific of choice... You’ll really be missing out otherwise!!!

And finally, we see a brand new offering from bluedragoninamber. Inspired by and written for Zoya Zalan's Held, it is a striking tale of Rosalie and her healing, through love and intimacy. Folks who know me and my reccs know that Poly fics are not normally my cup of tea. But Rosalie is such an interesting and complex character. Done a disservice in the novels (& films) by not properly exploring her many facets, so thankfully bluedragoninamber has focussed on her in this series. I particularly enjoyed chapter 2 (which the theme of lips inspired, especially the naughty blonde in lace... Carlisle and Rosalie really seems to work... bluedragoninamber is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts....

Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was hereNEW Challenge coming VERY soon! Keep your peepers peeled!


What will it take to get you writing for me? …...

So this week? It’s time to celebrate our olympians... They are Gods amongst us... Performing superhuman feats.. So this week, its Gods and Olympians... Perhaps you want to focus on athleticism or superhuman strength or stamina. Perhaps you want to focus on sweat and tears? Or possibly on the sports themselves. Or the locker rooms or training? Or the celebrations or commiserations post competition? Or perhaps you want to go back to the spirit of the Olympics and the competition...? Or focus on a time of Gods? These pics are a mix of amazing REAL athletes and some god like models... Which is which?! But as always what do these pics of buff bodies do for you?! How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? Avengers? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.

Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....















Go on!!! I’m waiting.........

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy - Facts Behind the Fiction

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Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses readers’ most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to ask someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!



DISCLAIMER:
The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational
purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be
incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your
doctor.


Facts Behind the Fiction
Time for a Special Edition of ANNK: Facts Behind the Fiction. This week features one of our Resident (S)experts, Jeanne, talking about common (and not so common) sexual terms that can sometime confuse readers.

 

Fetish vs. Kink

Recently, I was contacted on Twitter by someone who was confused about the difference between fetish and kink. This isn’t very surprising to me, since often in the world of fan fiction we use slang version of real life sexual terms in a way that can be a little misleading.

I’ve got a kink for Angst fic.
I love fetish fic. 


While there is nothing wrong with using this kind of slang in the world of fan fiction and fandom, having, what can be inaccurate, definitions of these terms can cause problems when someone is trying to understand sexual subcultures in the real world. Not to mention, it can lead to confusing conversations.
 

A fetish or sexual fetisim is the sexual turn a person feels from an object or from a specific situation. The desire or fetish revolves around something very specific. For example: feet, dressing up like a cartoon character, popping balloons, etc. 


To break this down even further here are two examples. 


Marla is turned on by the sight of a man in suits and often asks her husband to wear one every once in awhile to spice up their sex lives.

Carla has a spanking fetish and cannot orgasm until her boyfriend has turned her bottom bright red before intercourse. 


While Marla is turned on by seeing her husband in a suit, she doesn’t need him dressed that way to orgasm. Conversely, Carla needs the spanking to achieve sexual satisfaction. In summation, it’s Carla’s need for the spanking that makes it a fetish. She could just as easily have a fetish for men in suits. It’s not the object or situation, rather the person’s requirement of it to get off that makes it a fetish. 


Kink is an all encompassing term for a variety of sexual practices that range in intensity from a playful addition to someone’s sex life to something that is required to achieve sexual satisfaction. This range is quite wide, from the tamest form of play like blindfolding a sexual partner to extreme bondage. Here is a short list of what falls under the header of kink: Bondage, spanking, domination, submission, medical fetishism, sounding, water sports (not talking about polo kids), etc. Here is a detailed list of kinks for the curious and/or brave. 


Please keep in mind these are generalizations and that all sexual kinks/fetishes are HIGHLY personal. They will vary from person to person, but the important part to remember when using these terms is that a kink is an all encompassing term and fetish is very specific. 

Topping and Bottoming vs. Dominance and Submission

Topping, bottoming and switch (or versatile) are slang for sexual roles, particularly among gay and bisexual men. A top penetrates both during anal and oral sex, a bottom receives the penetration and a switch can do both. These terms originated in the gay community, but it is important to know that they are related to behavior and cultural attitudes. 


There is no hard science to support that any one is hard wired as tops, bottoms, etc. It is a sexual preference that can sometimes be associated with personality quirks, but people should avoid stereotyping based on sexual positions. The most masculine or manly men could just as easily be a cock hungry bottom as any flamboyant twink. A man’s apparent masculinity has no connection to his preference in sexual position. 


Dominance and submission is a set of behaviors where one individual gives another individual control over them in an erotic scenario or as a lifestyle. There are also individuals, known as switches, who can inhabit either role. These roles are not directly tied to sexual intercourse. In fact, physical contact isn’t necessary to play out a scene.

Where does the confusion come from?


The BDSM community derived or borrowed the terms top, bottom and switch from the gay community. While they are used in a similar vein, where a master might top (or penetrate) a submissive they are not dependant upon each other. That meaning, a submissive might top their dominant, yet still be submitting to the control of said dominant.

Are your eyes crossed yet? It’s easy to see how it could all get a little muddled. The easiest way to keep things clear are to remember that topping and bottoming refer to physical positioning during sex. While dominance and submission are psychological (power) roles. 


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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Lemon Report 8/01/12


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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

by moirae
Twilight, AU, B/E, Complete

Nico -I love it when I find a new story through twitter. Edward and Bella never met in Forks, Bella is now in College and runs into Edward. Has it always been fate that they will be together? I really enjoyed how Edward just jumped right in and saw more than he was bargaining for.... Might have been more than he was expecting but I love how it got his mind going. :)

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - This chapter was hot, hot, hot when it came down to the lemons! Edward is getting a little neurotic around Charlie and dealing with the kitten, but he still knows how to give Bella the business. Being the little green-eyed monster he is in Bella’s hometown, the next chapter should be an interesting little pissing match!

by SassyK
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AU, WIP

Corie - We featured this story not too long ago and the last update brought us close to the end but also showed us how connected these two are and how unbreakable their bond is. Bella thought she wanted to see Edward take a human life but the reality was very different. I can’t say enough about the beauty of the writing.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - Pregnancy always makes for some great hormones and shmoopy feelings, doesn’t it? There’s no lack of either here, and there’s nothing wrong with that!

by 22Blue
Twilight, Edward/Bella, AH, Complete

Corie - I just got caught up with the ending of this and I have to say its a fantastic story. Real, sweet and funny. Great characters and the passion between Edward and Bella was off the charts. I love seeing these two get their HEA!

Twilight, WIP, Edward/Carlisle, age difference, Slash

Jen - Carlisle makes sure that Edward has a perfectly imperfect first time. There’s still so much mystery in this fic, I’m looking forward to having everything slowly revealed.

Twilight, Edward/Bella. AH, Historical, Complete

Corie - Seriously one of the most heartwrenching stories I’ve read in a long time. Based on a true story this was a beautiful tale of life and how it can keep to lovers apart but when Edward said “Everyday of forever” he meant it. This isn’t at all Wussperv friendly just a warning but its beautifully done.

Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B

Teal - I’m so sad to see these two go again, but I’m just happy we were able to enjoy a little more of this crazy couple. Impromptu wedding and sweet, wonderful love are exactly what I would have imagined for these characters. le sigh

Corie - Now that it’s complete I know what I’m doing with my day! Love these characters.

Twilight, Edward/Bella, AH, Complete

Corie - We reached the end of this sweet story about first love and how strong it can be. I loved the characters and I have to say the last chapter really left my heart full and also my perv ;)

Harry Potter, WIP, Harry/Charlie Weasley

Chele - Found this gem on a fic dive after pondering what awesome chemistry Harry and Charlie would have, and how badly I wanted to read about it. Lo and behold, hidingfromsomeone must have reached into my pants when I wasn’t looking and created this gem. Harry and Charlie have been dancing around each other for years - just long enough to both love and hurt each other deeply. When Harry is injured in the line of fire, his injury gives them both the opportunity to see what they’ve been missing, and what could have been so easily lost. Incendiary sex, beautifully written characters, and enough plot that you can almost forget you’re reading porn. This fic makes you feel every emotion from elation to despair, and I can’t wait to see what the next chapter brings. Note: Charlie is a dragon keeper for fuck’s sake. There is nothing sexier than that. Nothing.

Harry Potter, Complete, Harry/Draco

Chele - Harry and Draco find love on an internet dating site. With each other. Hilarity and hot times ensue. Special appearances by magical cockrings, inter-house couplings, and some wicked wine tasting. I could not have had more fun reading this. Couldn’t put it down.

Harry Potter, O/S, Hermione/Sirius

Chele-This fic is intense. The night before what is anticipated to be the final battle, Hermione insists on being divested of her virginity. In a house full of young boys and fatherly types, the only real choice is clear. The broody, dangerous Sirius Black. The only one she can count on to leave feelings and emotions out of it, right? Nothing is that simple. Such an amazing, authentic feel to this story. It was like sitting in the room. All of the nervousness, passion, and need felt like my own. Always a thrill to find something masterfully written for an unusual pairing. This was brilliant.

RPF, Novella (Complete), RPF, SLASH< BROLIN aka Bradley/Colin

Emmy - I abso loved this fic. It was posted the same day as the Brolin-Sex-RiotTM occurred on Twitter. What a great combo! :) This fic is realistic and tentative and then super hot. I WANT A SEQUEL!!!!!

Jen - Deliciously dirty.

Merlin, Modern Era AU, O/S, FISTING, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I really love fisting fics. :) and this one is very subtle. Not overdone. And tender. God I love tender.

Merlin, O/S, Merlin/Arthur, slash

Jen - I’m so so glad I happened to see sapphirescribe tweet the link to this fic. It’s completely adorable. You will love reading about Arthur schooling Merlin on dating and all that it entails, including sexytimes. Love.

Emmy - Ooooh I too loved this fic. Cute, fun and slashy. Perfect!

1D, O/S, Harry/Zayn, slash

Jen - Love the balance of humor and the wee bit of angst here, not to mention super hot lemons.