Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...


Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on LJ or AO3 ) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.And remember how much she loves slash!

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...


*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

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IMPORTANT NEWS! We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get TWO WEEKS to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more porn visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...
So shining bright last week?!

I’m so very pleased to see bluedragoninamber is back again with a new naughty installment of The Gift: Chapter 7: Shadow Fall. Where she has taken an astract interpretation of the white theme from last week, by focusing on the pale and the contrast. The icy white, crystalline skin of Rosalie features heavily in this filthy yet emotive more-some scene. Again you can either read this as a stand alone dose of dirty or catch up on the quick paced story so far.
So we are almost at the end of her novella Descent chapter 6: Covenant! I have constantly been surprised with where bluedragoninamber has taken this story. The latest chapter, Descent chapter 6: Covenant is NO exception! It has been so interesting to see both her Carlisle and Marcus evolve each chapter... I wonder what our final week will have in store?! bluedragoninamber is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts....
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was hereNEW Challenge coming VERY soon! Keep your peepers peeled!

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What will it take to get you writing for me? …...
So this week? Lets get lickity split this week folks! Get lippy! Use those pouts, time to lick, nibble, suck and bite. Oh and kiss! But as always it is about whatever these yummy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds with amazing mouths do for you!. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....
What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Teen Wolf? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? 1D? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....
Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock. SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!
Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....

I’m waiting.........

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy 7/19/2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to asks someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!

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DISCLAIMER:
The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.

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Naughty Nurse Kimpy has returned from her adventuresome Comic Con escapades, ready to dig in and answer the challenging questions you left for her while she was gone. *rolls up sleeves and adjusts nursie cap*

You wrote in an earlier post that:

"Starting from age 21, most women should have Pap smears every 2 years." 

If I already had the HPV vaccine, should I still have Pap smears this early and that often? (I'm 21:))

Yes. Yes. Yes! (No, Naughty Nurse Kimpy didn’t have a multiple unicorn just now.) The fact is that the HPV vaccine covers the most common types of Human Papilloma Virus, but it doesn’t protect against all of them; there are around 40 different types of HPV. 30% of all cervical cancer cases will not be prevented from the HPV vaccine, so it’s very important that you keep getting Pap smears.

I am in a relationship with a bisexual man. I adore him and want to support him in every way possible and part of that is his desire and sometimes need to be with a man in a sexual way. I know that not all relationships with a bisexual have this "open" relationship and we have set up some ground rules, e.g., he has to tell me when he is going out with another man, when he gets home, and he has to use protection.

We do use toys to and role playing, but that can't compare and I know that sometimes you just want the real thing. The circumstances where he steps out are few and far between, but that could be because he is extremely particular and lacks opportunity.

My questions: is this sort of open relationship "normal"? How do I deal with my feelings of inadequacy this creates? Should I expect him to be monogamous? Is there anything I need to do to protect myself mentally and physically? None of our friends know about this so I don't have anyone to talk to and that can be overwhelming sometimes.

Wow, that’s a lot of stuff to deal with, to be sure. Never fear, however, because Naughty Nurse Kimpy happens to know several different couples who are bisexual, and she has a treasure trove of information and experience to share with you.

According to Dr. Kinsey’s breakthrough sex research, 15-25% of women and 33-46% of men identify as being bisexual. While Kinsey’s data wasn’t without flaws, it’s the best source of information we have to draw from. Most studies tend to focus on either heterosexuals or homosexuals exclusively. Neither fully gay nor fully straight, bisexuals often feel at odds within either of those communities.

While you’ve referred to your partner as bisexual, which is a traditional term, I’m going to use it interchangeably with polyamory. As defined by poly101, polyamory is:

the non-possessive, honest, responsible and ethical philosophy and practice of loving multiple people simultaneously. Polyamory emphasizes consciously choosing how many partners one wishes to be involved with rather than accepting social norms which dictate loving only one person at a time. Polyamory is from the root words Poly (meaning “many”) and Amour (meaning “love”); hence “many loves” or Polyamory.

You raised the pesky word normal in your question. It’s not Nurse Kimpy’s favorite, as you are most likely aware. Being in a polyamory relationship might be unusual, but as illustrated earlier, bisexuality/polyamory is on the spectrum of typical human sexual behavior. That being said, it’s not easy to find information on bisexual relationships. If you google bisexuality, you’re likely to find nothing more than a bunch of porn websites. Many people assume that bisexual means that you always have a three-way, and that’s simply not the case, which is another reason I prefer to focus on using the term polyamory. It’s more common in polyamory to have sexual encounters with either men or women, but not necessarily at the same time. There are many straight, gay, and bisexual people who choose to have a sexually active, monogamous relationship. There are also straight, gay, and bisexual people who have open relationships. While your open relationship might be out of the ordinary, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Remember, as long as sex is safe, consensual, and fun, it gets the Naughty Nurse Kimpy seal of approval.

The other point that Nurse Kimpy really wants to get across is that it says a lot about your character that you’re strong enough to commit to a partner who needs something more than you can provide on your own. That isn’t to say that you are somehow lacking, but you’re never going to be a man with a penis without some serious surgery first. Being in love with someone in a polyamorous relationship isn’t easy--there certainly aren’t any road maps or lists of rules about how this type of arrangement should work. You’re carving out uncharted territory, so much of what you do will simply have to be based upon your own feelings and intuition. The most important thing here is that no one gets to define your relationship besides the two--or three--of you. You have to do what makes the most sense for you, and no one has the right to judge your personal choices. Simply put, it’s none of their business. Period.

Nurse Kimpy is so pleased to know that you and your boyfriend created some important ground rules for your relationship--that is such an important thing to do. Because your sexual partner is a man who’s had sex with other men, it puts you at greater risk for a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Your insistence that he uses protection every time is wise, but Nurse Kimpy also encourages both of you to get tested for STIs every six months, to ensure that you’re truly safe. Should you expect him to be monogamous? That’s really your call. Can you accept an open relationship, similar to what you have now, in the long term? When you see yourself in the future, can you envision a future that might include more than one other person in the relationship? While you might not be having sex with your boyfriend’s other partner, their presence will still be there. If you take a deep look and decide that you cannot, then you need to make this clear to your partner up front. It does no one any good for you to attempt to commit to something that you aren’t sure you can live with. Nurse Kimpy asks you above all else to be honest with yourself; it’s the best way of avoiding hurt feelings and broken hearts.

How do you deal with any feelings of inadequacy? That’s a very good question. A lot depends upon how confident you are in the strength of your relationship. If you trust your partner, and feel confident in the love he has for you, you need to be willing to let him go temporarily, knowing he’ll come back to you. If you don’t yet have this level of trust, then it might be helpful for you to meet with a therapist who works with clients who have issues of a sexual nature. They could be very helpful in addressing these issues and helping you achieve some semblance of peace on the matter. They can also help you create strategies to protect yourself mentally and physically.

While it can be lonely and alienating to find yourself in a polyamorous relationship, it can also be extremely rewarding, too. Nurse Kimpy encourages you to reach out online; there are many communities where polyamorous individuals hang out. It’s amazing how freeing it can be to simply find a venue where you can share some of your thoughts or concerns. There’s actually a surprising number of polyamorous indivduals active in the twi fandom, many of them openly.

The lovely MsKathy--who wrote an incredible story on polyamory called The Trip Home--provided me with some wonderful online resources on polyamory:

Polyamory
Polyamory dot org
Polyamory 101

Additionally our Pervy techs found some links that specifically address your questions about feeling inadequate and how to protect yourself emotionally in this type of relationship.

How to deal with jealousy: This is a thread started by a monogamous man who has a poly partner and is asking the group for tips on how to manage his feelings of insecurity and jealousy. 

A Poly/Mono Dialog: This is a real dialog between a person who self-identifies as monogamous but whose partner is polyamorous, and the author of the article.

How to Have an Open Relationship: A detailed article that tackles the nitty gritty of having an open relationship.

It really seems as though you’re asking all the right questions and doing all the right things to protect yourself, so you’ve done a lot of the hard work already. Good luck to you, and please feel free to let Nurse Kimpy know of any resources you find that she might be able to share with her readers.

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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

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The Antidote

by jandco

Twilight, AU, Complete, Edward/Bella

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Corie - I have to say I really really fell in love with this story. It had me laughing and crying and its so well written. jandco really does an amazing job at capturing canon Edward, I fell in love with him all over again and this story reminded me almost 3 years later why I started reading fic. This story picks up in the ballet studio and a Edward sucks the venom from Bella’s wrist her blood turns out to be his antidote and Edward wakes up 3 days later human...What follows is beautiful and I just loved the journey it took me on

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Animate Me

by abstract way

Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete

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Nico -Abstract Way gives us another addition as a Comic Con special so to speak. I love the truth behind this most recent update, the pain and love behind all that she bring out. Makes you just want to steal Edward from the pages more and more at his amazing ability to Woo. The lets not even mention his awesome sexy swoon worthy lovin, whew! :)

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Geek Love

by SassenachWench

Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella

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Corie - I’m still on my complete fic kick and this was a sweet and endearing nerdward. I love the sweetness and beautiful love story that unfolds among the humor and life infused into this story.

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Switching Keys

by lemonface

1D, RPF, O/S, Harry/Louis, Slash

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Jen - Quick and dirty smut!

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Restart the Heart You Gave Me

by Crucios

1D, RPF, O/S, Liam/Louis, Slash

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Jen - I really do want the boys in One Direction to be happy forever and ever, so I’m not really sure why my favorite stories about them tend to lean toward super angsty. The band fell to pieces a few years ago, due to Liam falling into a deep depression and Louis turning to alcohol. Louis is visiting London from his current home in the US, and wants to see Liam face to face for the first time in ages. They find their way back to one another, and also to the group. With lemons and FEELINGS.

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Comment!fic

by Various

1D, comment fic, RPF, Liam/Louis, Slash

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Jen - This thread is filled with every manner of smut starring Liam & Louis.

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Don’t Be Hasty Part 2

by sadtomatoff

1D, O/S, Harry/OC, RPF

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Jen - sadtomatoff added another vignette to the Harry-verse I put in the Lemon Report last week. Holy hotness, Batman!

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Rebellion (And Suffering the Consequences)

by leashy-babes

Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/James Potter, Complete, Infidelity

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Chele - This is some of the hottest, forbidden, smut in the entire fandom. James Potter takes a job at Malfoy’s office, representing those recently arrested by the aurors. This leads to many a long day and late night, eventually combusting in a conflagration of flesh and guilt and love.

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When I Find You

by Anon

Merlin, AU, WIP, Merlin/Arthur, Slash, Age difference

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Jen - While at first glance they didn’t care for one another, the ust between private detective Arthur and client Merlin is intense! They’ve figured out that they’re equally attracted to the other, and the sexy times begin.

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Shelter From the Storm

by Anon

Merlin, AU, Complete, Merlin/Arthur, Slash

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Jen - This is just beautifully written. Arthur seems to know how to calm Merlin, and Merlin knows how to draw strait-laced Arthur out. While perhaps an actual homeless person would not start trying to trust people so easily, the connection they share is genuine, and it’s a very hopeful piece.

Emmy- This truly is a beautiful story. The author has left us in a lovely place. With a future not set in stone but looking good. I love both Merlin and Arthur in this.

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Thistledown

by Anon

Merlin, WIP, Magical AU, Historical, Genderswap, Girl!Merlin/Arthur

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Jen - I love love love this story. Even if you don’t care for genderswap, please do give it a try. It’s gorgeous and I drop everything to read the updates. Morgana entered the story recently, and she’s such a fun character. I’m constantly amazed at the different yet equally sexy ways author!anon writes lemons. 

  

Emmy- Jen, you’ve convinced me to give it a go, with your weekly flailing! Its on my TBR after my thesis is in the bag! :) PS JEN REALLY DOESN’T LET UP! ;) LOL 

Jen - just part of my charm ;)

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The Difference is You

by Ingberry

Merlin, Modern-AU, Novella, ADORABLE, Slash, Merthur

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Emmy - I really do love this slashy delight. I think it might be the most adorable fluffy without being saccharine slash story I have ever read. For all you Slash loving WussPervs out there, this is the perfect fic! I ADORE both Merlin and Arthur in this tale. I partic do love an oblivious!Arthur, and this is a particularly good one. And I want you all to read it so you can squee with me over things I cannot say here or I will spoil it! :) Plus it has a very hot fingering scene. :) 

  Jen - Emmy emailed first thing in the morning about this fic; I could see her flailing all the way from England. I dove right in and proceeded to smile so hard it hurt until I finished reading. Great banter and joking. Simply adorable, adorable Merlin and, as Em calls him, oblivious!Arthur. You'll love it!

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The Consequences of Themed Pub Crawls

by TourDeFierce

Merlin, Modern AU, O/S, Dirty, Cross-Dressing, DaddyKink, etc, SLASH, MERTHUR

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Emmy - Jen n I were chatting about this fic this week, and realised we hadn’t recc’d it here for you lovelies yet. And we know just how much you love dirrrrty filthy smut. So here it is. As always with TourDeFierce its beautifully written, emotional and raw. If you enjoy this one, you must check out her AMAZING fic, that we recc’d back on a special a while back, the Picture Maker 

Jen - omg I love crossdressing fic, and this is absolutely hot! Love debauched Arthur!

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The One With the Magic Wand

by Margeurite 26

Merlin, 2011 Pornathon Entry (so a short piece), Modern AU, School/College, SLASH, MERTHUR

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Emmy - And since I am slipping in some dirty fics, I just had to erm slide this one in... You’ll get the play on words when you read this dirty delight. Merlin gets something stuck. Arthur has to help him out of course! Just how much do you think he lends a hand? **winky winky**

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Every Inch of You

by Fr333bird

Merlin, AU, 2011 Pornathon entry, O/S, Percival/Elyan, Slash

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Jen - We all know Percival is a big guy, but what if he isn’t big all over. Elyan shows him size doesn’t matter. Unf! 

Emmy - Yes! This fic is really good. Lovely bond and chemistry between these two, gentle AND sexy. Love Percy’s vulnerability and Elyan’s caring side.