
The Equal Opportunity Whores are going to explore some of the naughtier and more unusual trends, kinks, and pairings in the Fandom universe. We’ll be discussing what intrigues us, why it’s sexy, and where we can find it. As upstanding members of Team Anything Goes, you can expect the unexpected.
Gwaine.
He’s roguish, rowdy, can flip his hair like a mofo, and knows every boy and girl in every tavern from Camelot to Ealdor. The perfect combination of devilishness and honorable, his many charms make him easy to ship with just about everyone, and so... we do. Well, mostly the boys.It also doesn’t hurt our feelings that the actor who plays him(Eoin Macken) indulges his Twitter followers with drunken rants, homoerotic teases, and deep thoughts. Sometimes it seems he may be an even bigger Gwaine fan than we are.
So, yes, we’re all a bit starry-eyed for Gwaine, and thought we’d take this chance to shine a spotlight on our rugged and intense knight in shining armour. We’ve even recruited resident expert Tuesdaymidnight to share some of her favorites, and lead us down the path of debauchery that is Merlin fanfiction.
Shall we begin with Bawdy, Tender Gwaine, Sweet, Innocent Merlin?
We shall.
This canon missing moment made me swoon at its tenderness and gasp at the beautiful eroticism. Gwaine is leaving Camelot at Uther’s insistence, and Merlin attempts to convince him to stay with the promise of bare skin and soul. Merlin is bold and wide-eyed innocence, and Gwaine is rugged outsider, but they are both made of ache for each other. Though the author warns of shameless plot, there is unrepentant story woven into every touch of skin. ~Chele
The greatest love story of Merlin and Gwaine Ever. aka:

I don’t know how much more I can add to what Tuesdaymidnight wrote above. This was my first Gwerlin, recc’d to me by Chele. You won’t be able to do anything else until you finish reading it. It’s absolutely epic and captivating. Absolutely gorgeous. ~Jen
If you read no other Gwaine fic, and only dare tempt yourself with one.... you can read this and know all of the depths and heights a soul can reach. It is beautiful, both in its pacing and its wholeness. In short, perfection. ~Chele
This canon era fic is short but sweet and the language the author uses is absolutely lovely. (Plus, there's a bonus appearance of Lancelot in this one, which always makes me happy.) Merlin is insecure and unsure of himself or what he wants, but luckily Gwaine knows exactly what to say and do. Gwaine is full of reassurance and endearments, and ultimately this fic is just really tender. ~TM
A little bit of poetic prose about a boy who is all angles, and a man whose wit is sharp as a blade. Merlin’s insecurity and self doubt heightens the awesomeness of having Gwaine on his knees. I particularly love that both Merlin and Gwaine begin this tale mutually admiring the forms of Arthur and Lancelot. With so much hotness around, it would feel false if they only had eyes for each other. This little tidbit of erotic realism completely hits it home. ~Chele
This has everything we love about Gwaine- cocky, suave, and seductive yet so very sweet to Merlin. Gwaine may be an arse at times, both canon and not, but it’s always clear that he genuinely cares about Merlin. ~ Jen
There were so many fab fics in the high school Merlin fest, and this is definitely one of my faves. Both Merlin & Gwaine are absolutely loveable. If they don’t have you wrapped around their fingers, I’m not sure I can be friends with you. So lovely to see their relationship develop. -Jen
I found these characters achingly honest. There is such a strong pull between Gwain and Merlin and yet it takes quite a bit for their inhibitions to lower, and their intimate friendship to truly mature into the romance and intensity that is apparent from the start. I love the matter-of-fact portrayal of Gwaine’s job, and the small tidbits that are thrown in that make it feel real and kept me hooked. Excellent story. ~Chele
This is just so cute and sweet. Gwaine says just what Merlin needs to hear to know that they both want more of that! -Jen
Gwaine the Good-Time Guy- Poly / Three-way
Three Oh-Hell-Yes cheers for some genuine, intentional polyamory. There is wicked debauched double penetration, but it’s done with such love and tenderness that it makes my heart a little bit sore. Everyone is in character, if a little bit mature, which makes the unabashed porn that much hotter. ~Chele

Ooh yes I do love a good fuck-or-epic-eternal-shite-happens fic! TM is spot on. Love this fic ~Emmy
Yes, yes, YES! There’s not really much fuck-or-die fic in Twilight, but damn does the Merlin fandom do it right. So good, so dirty. ~Jen
Gwaine and..... Everyone else....
I’m not even sure how to describe this fic. Gorgeously written, the tension is thick, it’s like you can actually see the fog of it in the scene the author has set. Lots of hurt and longing and oh who are you kidding Arthur- you can’t resist Gwaine. -Jen
This is a Gwaine/Lancelot fic (with some background Merthur). There is pining, lustfullness and UST by the shedload in this fic!! Gwaine has always wanted noble, kind and sexy bugger Lancelot. But they are firmly in the ‘mates’ zone. How the feck is he going to manage to control himself when he can hear Merlin and Arthur getting it on? How can he resist the beauty and strength of Lance when he’s so close, he can feel his heat. Feel him. And boy does he want him. Killer chemistry in this fic and a thoughtful Gwaine trying to lock away his feelings. Oh and electric sex! :) ~Emmy
There really needs to be more of this pairing. (Well, there just needs to be more knight!fic in general. *bats eyelashes* Pretty please?) I may have a bit of a voyeurism kink (we’re hitting all my kinks today), so this fic had me from the beginning. Knights around the campfire, overhearing Merlin and Arthur get it on in their tent? Yes and please. Did I mention there’s some dirty talk in there, too? There’s more to this fic than that, though. You find out that Gwaine has been pining for Lancelot for a long time, so when he gets what he wants, well, it’s explosive. -TM
Everything LolaFeist writes is perfect smutty goodness. Here’s three o/s which take place in the same universe. Gwaine/Arthur/Merlin for when you just need some hot threeway smut. Unf. - Jen
The Kinkier the Gwaine.... The Better.
Watersports threesome? Don’t mind if I do.
So, it’s no secret that I have a watersports kink. Add in a Gwaine/Merlin/Arthur threesome and you sort of have my ideal kink!fic. In this one, Gwaine’s motto is “You’ve got to try everything once,” and even if you’re not into watersports, this one is worth a try. You get to know the characters first - kinky, open-to-anything-and-everything Gwaine, curious-but-a-little-restrained Arthur, and easy-going Merlin, with whom both Arthur and Gwaine have the occasional hookup. There aren’t messy feelings getting in the way. It’s a story of exploring unconventional desires, and oh yeah, did I mention it’s really damn hot??? ~TM
Words fail me on this one. Just read it. GWAINE IN A CORSET AND HEELS. This presses my kink buttons in the BEST POSSIBLE WAYS. I will say that one of the reasons why I love junkshop_disco's fics so much is because she gives so much depth to her characters. Even in something that is basically porn, you get a feeling for who Gwaine and Merlin are as people and a sense of their relationship, and that just makes the porn even hotter. -TM
So much good Gwaine..... so few authors writing it. Now that we’ve shared our favorites with you, why not leave a comment and let us know about your favorites?
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