Giveusakiss413 Will Work Fer Smut

Title: "Will Work fer Smut"
Author: vanillabeans
Chapters: one-shot
Words: 10,438
Reviews: 81
Summary: Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA



So the lovely Bri emailed me, reminding me that I have the next One Shot Rec.

And so I’m all “for serious?”

So I wracked my beautiful brain, trying to find something brilliant. The trouble with one shots (and also the awesome with one shots) these days are… if they’re good, they turn into full blown stories. Hell, I did it myself.

So I thought and thought, and that turned out to be too much thinking so I did my nails, and then I realized… “Will Work fer Smut.”

I’m not going to gush (heh, gush.) about it, or praise it, or tell yall flowery things. There are two things you need to know.

1. Vanilla-fucking-beans wrote it. And if you’ve never heard of her then you aren’t right with the Lord, because she’s pretty much a fanfiction apostle. (I am fanfiction Jesus, and she’s my biffle, thus putting her up there on the Fanfiction Bible Chain.)

2. Edward says “sit on my fucking face” and if that doesn’t turn you on, then you’re a Commie.


Here’s the summary she posted: NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA


And here’s my summary: read it, I’ll know if you don’t.