Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Bethie spends some quality time with a “Virtual Husband”

Virtual Husband




Lonely at home, Esme finds a virtual substitute for Carlisle. But what happens when he finds out? AH, rated M for language and lemon. Written for the FFAA Ficawesome Gift Exchange.

I was hooked on this story from the very first line:

Dear God, please help these children get their lazy asses to school.

It is like a line right out of my own playbook. I instantly empathized with Esme and her need to get her day started, and her children dragging ass. What she is so eager to get to was even better? Garden club? A good book? No. Porn.

Carlisle has been absent as of late, tied up in his new role of Chief of Surgery, and with her children occupied with school and their own social lives, Esme was beginning to feel lonely and left behind. That is until her son's girlfriend's mother sends her a link that changes everything. A porn video starring a man that looks strikingly like her husband. Soon, Esme finds herself with a subscription and a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule.

On this Wednesday, Esme is fingers deep in her routine of internet porn and masterbation, when she opens her eyes to find her husband standing at the foot of their bed, furious. He thinks he has walked in on Esme having an affair via web cam. When the truth is revealed, inspiration runs it's course.

She wiped her face with the back of her hand and finally calmed enough to speak coherently. "His...cock...isn't as lovely as yours, but he does look like you just a little."

Carlisle gasped. "Esme! Did you just say cock?"

Dirty talk leads to sexy times, and a displaced couple finds their connection again. Nothing like getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar (cough) to get things back on track.