The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.
In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Jen - I’ve adored this fic since I came across a teaser back in the fall. I love broken, but healing, soldier Edward, and Bella’s pretty kick ass too. Amazing/fun/annoying as hell James is a bonus. Edward experiences an all too human moment when he and Bella finally get intimate. I’m so glad the authors decided to write an atypical lemon, as opposed to a rainbows & unicorns first time. I expect (hope!) they’ll have a lot of fun working toward the perfect sexual experience.
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, O/S, Slash
Posy -This is a hot oneshot where Sherlock & Watson lose themselves to sex because of some drug they’ve been sprayed with. It’s hot. It’s short. It’s totally worth the read even if you haven’t seen the BBC’s Sherlock. *bites hand*
Twilight, AU, WIP, E/B
Jess - I’ve been on a serious AU kick lately, and I spent a good couple of days reading Ro’s latest fic. I cannot tell you how much I’ve enjoyed this story. As always, the lemons are tasteful and appropriate and great!!
Emmy - I have been such a fan of this story, for the way she has improved on canon and made this Edward seem so real. I think one of the other strengths to this story is how Bella’s undying and unyielding love for Edward makes much more sense in this than in the original Saga. Does exactly what AU fics should do!!! Perfect.
Corie - I have to say HUGE fan of this one the way she weaves in canon, I love but it’s completely her own story. We get the best of both human Edward and vamp and I adore it.
by khasael
Harry Potter - Harry/Draco, Slash
Posy - This four part series is HAWT! Draco walks in on Harry buggering Neville and realizes that there might actually be a possibility that his crush on Harry could become something. Being the Slytherin that he is, Draco takes advantage of the situation setting up private lessons to help teach Harry more about sex, but doesn’t take into consideration how his own feelings might be affected. On top of the sex is a conflicted Draco, which I can rarely resist.
Chele - You had me at Harry buggering Neville.
Spartacus, AU, Nasir/Agron, Slash
Jeanne - Agron is a werewolf! *this is the sound of Jeanne jizzing her pants so hard she loses consciousness for a second* This is a gorgeous AU ending of the current season where Nasir is badly wounded in the battle with the Romans and Agron has to reveal a long hidden secret about himself in order to save his lover. How best do two werewolves fight off the call of the forest? By fucking of course! UNF x million!
Twilight, AH, WIPish, E/B
Jess - This is just a delightful little read. I noted it as WIPish because WhatsMyNomdePlume doesn’t have solid plans to make it into a full multi-chap, but I expect we’ll see more of these two in the future. This Edward is just... so swoony.
Emmy - Like Jess I loved this. Very swoony. Delightful read.
Teal - I hope there’s more! Om nom nom!
by zsra187
Game of Thrones, AU-Future, Arya/Gendry
Jeanne - Game of Thrones is back on tv, which means I’m diving back into the fic. Here we look into a possible future for Gendry and Arya. After the war, scars have not healed, but Gendry does what he can to love the damaged shewolf. This one shot is lyrical and heartbreaking. It shows all of what I love about this pairing. How Gendry’s strength and stubborn determination to protect Arya (even from herself) is the key to opening her heart and healing her wounds. *swoon*
by laura_1025
Twilight, AH, Drabbles, E/B
Jess - My sweet friend, laura_1025 has just started writing and posting her little bits for all the world to see. In this little update, she gives us some yummy hot shower lovin’. So excited to see her sharing her fun words!
by Author
Merlin, AU, non-magic, WIP (but could be read as a O/S), SEX IN SPACE!, SLASH, Merthur
Emmy - You have to read this fic. It has a sex robot (M.E.R.L.I.N) in space. IN SPACE! SEX IN SPACE PEOPLE!!!!!!! With a ROBOT!!! Does it get any better? Nope I think not. I have my lovely soul twin, the fabby Badjujuboo to thank for this recc, as one of her posts recc’d it! I laughed through this fic, but it’s also much more than a funny fic, and it certainly ain’t stupid! Instead it means something. Arthur is miles and years from home, completely alone. What does he want or need from a companion? Just fabulous! Read it!
Jeanne - I have a kink for sex robots. I have no fucking idea how Emmy knew, but sweet baby jebus am I glad she rec’d me this fic. It is hot, hilarious and AWESOME!
Emmy - I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD JEANNE. I KNEW IT! Lol.
by RurouniHime
Harry Potter, AU Post War, Harry/Draco
Chele - Lovely, and a little agonizing. Draco is working off his probation post-war by exorcising spirits on the homes of the wealthy wizarding world. Harry hires him. Turns out they both have some demons that need exorcising. They also need each other. Awesome, intense, erotic.
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Corie - HOLY SWEAR WORD. The amount of love I have for this story is out of control it makes all those feelings from my early teen years come right back. With this update we have some citrus and even with the cliffy cockblock it was fantastic. Those first touches stay with you forever and Maggie’s Gutter does such a fantastic job of putting us right there in that moment.
Nico - Holy Swear Word is right! I was transformed right back into highschool. I can’t wait to see how and when these two take it to the next step. :)
Jess - I want to say all the swear words, especially the dirty ones. Love love love this story.
Twilight, AU, WIP E/B
Jess - This story just gets better and better. Confessions have come out in the last week and now we’re really getting to the good stuff. This chapter leaves us with some dirty, lemony goodness... DEFINITELY can’t wait for what comes next.
Merlin, Short Completed, AU, Magical, Historical, Arse-play of the highest degree! You name it, it is DONE!, SLASH, Merthur
Emmy - I just love the kinkme’s for finding great new fic to read to keep me happy and smutty in the Merthur world... :) Jen had helpfully reminded me of the link a couple of weeks ago, so I wanted to check I hadn’t missed any of my favourite kinks out! This and my next recc both have my fave kink of comeplay in. Such fun! This one? This one has Arthur well and truly abuse Merlin’s poor litte arse. But its ok! Its all consensual and Merlin might just be enjoying it more than Arthur. Well maybe....
Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B
Jess - I debated for a long time whether or not to put this update on the LR this week because this isn't the typical lemon we often flail over, but in the end I decided that it was simply a must. This story has me so choked up and brokenhearted right now (WussPervs, this one definitely isn’t for you), and the last half of this particular update about ripped open my heart. It’s not like I didn’t know something like this was coming, but now that’s it happened, in the way it’s happened... it just hurt so bad. Some lemons are full of romance and tenderness... this isn’t one of those... This one is so intensely full of desperation, hurt, need, love...that it’s painful to read, and that is truly a testament to how amazing VampiresHaveLaws' writing is and how compellingly she tells this story.
Corie - Kills me. Seriously makes me hug my husband so hard but yes this lemon is beautifully heart breaking and these characters rip my heart out.
by Hermette
Merlin, Short, Completed, AU, Magical, Historical, SLASH, Merthur
Emmy - Like the fic above this fic was originally an anonymous fill to a kinkmeme prompt. But the author, the fabbio Hermette de-anon’d and posted it to her own LJ page. This is one of those things that the Merlin fandom seems to do like no other. By golly does it embrace its kinks and do so magnificently. But it also manages to combine tender and beauty with pure filth! How?! How?! I know not. (except I think for the fantastic quality of writing!)
Game of Thrones, AU Future, Arya/Gendry,
Jeanne - Another short exploration into the future of Arya and Gendry. Here we see through Gendry’s eyes. We see Arya’s scars and her hidden pain. We see his need to help and secret vow to make every person who has ever harmed her pay in blood. UNF!
by MyLifeandHis and SadTomatoFF
Twilight, AH, Edward/Bella/Emmett, Poly
Chele - I can’t believe that this is even hotter and more real than I anticipated. I’m aching for Emmett, wondering what the future can bring for these three with such a lopsided triad, but it’s so hot and so sweet and wonderful. God I Love This Fic.
Jen - This story pretty much leaves me speechless. I bow before the goddesses who are MyLifeandHis and SadTomatoFF.
by Aurette
Harry Potter, AU, Hermione/Severus
Chele - Aurette continues to be an author that never disappoints. This fic is a murder mystery with a sexually aware Hermione at the helm. The chemistry between Severus and Hermione is insane, and their intimacy left me breathless. Such a great pairing, so perfectly done, with all the plotty stuff that makes it exemplary.
Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B
Nico - This story recently completed and I am sad to see it go. Edward was just such a great mix of sweet, sexy, and just a little bit cocky that I wanted to steal him all for myself. :)
Emmy - omw! I completely somehow lost this fic!! Thank you for reminding me Nico! I know have reading to do! Am behind in it! Great fic though. :) read it.
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Thank you for all the recs but an extra thanks for the GoT ones! I love Arya/Gendry.
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