Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Lemon Report 24 April 2012

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide 
AU - Alternate Universe 
AH - All Human 
WIP - Work in Progress 
O/S - One Shot 
OOC - Out of Character 
WP - Wussperv 
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance

Spartacus, AU, O/S, Agron/Nasir, Slash

Jeanne -
Tight, poetic prose that weave a spell that both stays faithful the tone of the show, while also expanding upon it. Here we see the intimate thoughts of Nasir as he reflects on his journey from body slave to freedom fighter, as well as from friend to lovers. This one shot is a beautiful and sexy introduction to one of my favorite fictional couples EVER.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - Beach sex FTMFW!!! I am a beach girl through and through, so this fic makes me all sorts of swoony. There’s nothing more romantic than being with a new love on a secluded beach, the moonlight and sound of waves all around you. My head’s in the clouds over this fic! 

Corie- I was trying to be strong and wait for this one to complete before diving in but I think Teal just sold me. Guess I know what I’m reading tomorrow ;)
Game of Thrones, AU Future fic, Dany/Drogo

Jeanne - This drabble takes a quick look at a future where Dany and Drogo sailed across the sea to take back Westeros. The conquering king and queen celebrate their victory with a some light bondage and sweet love making. This little slice of heaven goes a long way to soothe the wounds left by canon. A must read for Drogo fans. 

Nico -When Jeanne mentioned this one I had to run and read it cause I am a HUGE Drogo fan and whew she was def telling the truth! I can only hope the author gives us more. :) 

Corie- Same for me this soothed some of my Drogo wounds and also gave me such a sweet glimpse at the what could have been. I love fic that shows me something I didn’t even know I was missing till I read it. Love seeing Dany in this much control and love again.

Twilight, AH, E/B, Complete

Nico -
What could make traveling abroad better? How about some amazing unexpected sexin! Edward is attentive in all the right ways and then some. I love some of the little unexpected sexiness that she throws in there. :)

Merlin, Canon Era, Magic, O/S, SLASH, Merthur

Emmy -
Just a really lighthearted and fun wank fic. What more do you want really? Arthur gets caught wanking. Merlin is petulant. Merlin has to help him out. Both have fun! Magic!

Merlin, Modern AU, Novella Complete, Age Difference, SLASH, Merthur

Emmy -
Don’t be skeeved by the Age Difference note. Yes Merlin is 15 in this, and Arthur is older, but he’s only of Uni age. But he is protective and a bit swoony. Merlin is adorable. Merlin had lived on the streets after losing all his family. So he’s not really able to cope first of all with the attention and luxury of life at the Pendragons after Uther takes him in. There are some darling scenes with Merlin, crying all over housekeeper Gwen when missing his mum. A schmoopy, fluffy fic of lovely.

Harry Potter - Hermione/Severus

Chele -
This fic is amazing. Hermione is in a race against time to save the world from an impending magical event. Severus becomes her unlikely companion in research and life. The smut is desperate and intense. We’re almost to the end, and the last two chapters have completely blown my mind. So rare to find a good mystery/action in this genre, but this does it so very well. A quick read, but a full, rich story.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jess - 
I’m still loving this story hard core. These two have something real and rich but it’s going to take a lot of digging to get out from under it all. Meanwhile, I’ll just bask in their afterglow. Corie- GAH these two are so full of win. I can’t get enough of how sweet and lovely they are yet how much heat and the pure sexual chemistry they have. I can’t wait to see how they make it all work.

Merlin, Canon-era AU, MAGIC, Complete, SLAVE FIC, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy -
This fic is wonderful. I have a total thing for slave fics, especially when the slave is magical Merlin. I also need for a special bond to develop between master and slave, as that is so very canon with master and servant is it not? I love when Arthur is lenient and just and really good as he is in this fic. We see Arthur and Merlin grow up and develop an unshakeable bond, we see them both battle against torture and control of Merlin by others. We see them come together on the battlefield and in the bed. Its just WONDERFUL!

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jen -
 Edward gets a chance to prove himself to Bella, and oh, does he ever!

by lillaw
Merlin, AH, O/S, Reincarnation, Filthy, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy -
This is one of those fics, that chances are if you are in the Merthur fandom you will have read. Its quite a seminal piece. It details the carnal rejoining of Arthur and Merlin on one of their many lives. And their pain of separation is so strong they cannot get close enough. They cannot feel enough. Enough lust, enough love, enough pain, enough ache, enough enough enough.... They make filthy messes of each other, come, sweat, bites, kisses, bruises. And its just blissful and so intense to read. A wonderful wonderful fic. That in someone else’s hands (pen?) would have read as PWP but as written by lillaw is so much more. A must read if you like smut, slash or SEX with feeelings!

Merlin, AU, Canon-Era, Magic, O/S, SLASH, Merthur

Emmy -
Shameless and beautiful fic about Colin’s Merlin’s fingers. Smutty, yummy and perfect. 

Jen - Yeah- what she said. Unf!

Merlin, 3-parter - WIP, Modern AU, SLASH, Leon/Percival

Emmy -
Poor Leon, probably the most loyal of all the knights, and yet he gets probably the least amount of love... Well thankfully Badjujuboo is around to rectify that and gives us a fluffy and smutty fic of epic yay! Featuring very healthy doses of size kink, cuteness and SMUT. What more could you want? Even if (like me) Leon fic is not normally your choice de jour, read this! 

Jen - Duuuudes. You should really read this. So good. I feel like I’ve become a complete and wanton slut for Merlin fic.

Merlin, O/S, AU, Slash, Arthur/Merlin

Emmy -
Great use of language in this fic, it really helps set the scene - both of the era and of Arthur's need Love the trust between them - in particular Arthur's trust in Merlin to use his magic on him. More fic with fingers, more fic with PORN! A brillliant sexy fic! What more do you want?! 

Jen - May I please have a cigarette?

Twilight, SLASH, AH, WIP, Emmett/Jasper

Teal -
Oh, Peter. You’re such a good teacher. *panties explode* I wonder if he realizes the feelings he’s stirring in Emmett as well...

Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B

Teal -
So glad to see these kids finally discovered the joys of hitting it from behind! 

Nico - You just have to love how Bella thinks sometimes, makes me want to stay in a modern hotel at some point. :)

by Vysed
Twilight, E/B, WIP

Once again I’m a sucker for a historic fic and the premise of this one drew me right in. Sir Edward is far from the shores of England on Queens business, he is newly married to a cold, callous woman. He never believed the stories of the Venice Courtesans and how tempting they were until he meets Isabella. Already some citrus to enjoy only 4 chapters in and I can’t wait to see where these characters are going!

Spartacus, O/S, Spartacus

This is a beautiful look at the pain Spartacus goes through trying to heal his heart and come to grips with the wants of flesh after the death of his wife Sura. The love for her is always there and we see him give in to his desires with an whore provided by the Ludus. This is suppose to take place during the first season and could almost be a lost moment. The primal need is so well done.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jess -
This chapter has been a long time coming (heh), and man, it blew me out of the water. Angry, pained sex disguised as broken, hurt sex that brings these two back together... now for the talking. So good!!

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jess -
I’m pretty sure AngelGoddess1981 is trying to kill me. Good grief the chemistry between these two is INTENSE. I’m getting anxious about the shoe dropping... but maybe it won’t. GAH! Need more!!

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jess -
There is nothing like high school/teenage love and first orgasms and oral lovin’ to pretty much rock your face off. This chapter was exceedingly well done and realistic, and as always, I cannot wait for more from this fic! 

Corie- One of my very fave WIP right now I can’t get enough of these two and I agree with Jess it's the realism that I love so much.

Twilight, AH, F/T, E/B/J Poly

Jess -
This was a beautiful glimpse into life years later for this beautiful couple. Let’s just say they still got it!  
Corie- It’s so hard to say goodbye to these 3 but MsKathy gave us such a beautiful sexy farewell.

Jen - Going to miss this family! Ditto to what Jess & Corie said.

AH, Complete 2 chapters, Charlie/Leah

Jeanne -
OMFG!!! We all know I’m a giant hooker for Charlie and Leah, but GracieBlack’s version of these two is a special treat. I love the first chapter of this story and I feel spoiled that she gave us another, sex-o-licious chapter and an ending. This is so sweet, hot and awesome! 

Chele - Sweet, sappy, smut. Yum 

Jen - I think I screamed when I saw this alert. Like Jeanne said, this is the freaking cherry on top of the cake. Charlie is sooo sexy and Leah finally gets a fluffy hea! UNF!

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Jen -
Who doesn’t like phone sex? This sweet E/B is just a few chapters in; go and check it out!

Merlin, O/S, Arthur/Merlin/Gwen, Arthur/Gwen

Jen -
What happens when the royal couple both have a thing for their manservant? This very hot o/s explores that idea. 


badjujuboo said...

aw thanks ladies! xox