Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Lemon Report 4/10/12

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Spartacus, Agron/Nasir, Slash

Jeanne - I never knew what intercrural was until I read this fic, now I kind of have a kink for it. Two hot men, add oil to muscular thighs and insert cock. *SWOON*

Twilight, E/B, WIP, AH

Nico -Bella needs to find a place to live while going to school and she manages to find Edward’s add for a roommate. Gosh I have to say that while in college on all my roommate searches I never found one as HOT and awesome as this Edward. Things are just starting to get steamy but I am already super excited for more. :)

Emmy - I have this fic open on my laptop, ready for me to read properly, when I am home from my travels, but then I saw Nico’s review ^^ . I can’t wait to read it now! I loved the first wee bit I did have time to read.

Jess - ::flails:: LOVE LOVE LOVE this story. And hello make out. Unf!

Twilight, WIP, E/B, Historical

Corie- I am completely enamored with this story and the stripping scene in the last update had me panting. There is something so sexy about how buttoned up and proper this time period is that when they give in to those carnal baser needs just makes it that much sexier for me. I say if you love a great historical fic this needs to be on your list!

Jess - Thanks for the reminder on this fic, Corie! I sat on the initial update when I first got it. Gotta get on it now!!

Merlin, AH, Group/Merthur, Slash

Jen - &*%$# Arthur’s tutor is rushing his frat. Arthur’s frat has a dirty, dirty hazing planned. Arthur wants to protect Merlin, but Merlin WANTS it. So yum.

Posy -Holy, debauched hotness!

Emmy - Lola always writes fics with an edge. Totally sexy, yet somehow have a vulnerability or tenderness to them. Perfection.

Twilight AH, O/S, Jake/Renesmee

Jess -I found this little gem after reading through some of the winners of the Pop the Q contest. This story is phenomenally well done and paints an really great Jake/Ness romance. It sucked me in from the the first paragraph and I ached with their ups and downs and the secondary romances of their respective parents. It was so well done and hello, steamy steamy. So good.

Jen - Though I never would have thought so after finishing BD, I do enjoy Jake/Ness stories. This is adorable and sexy-sweet. Love the world this little o/s inhabits.

Twilight AU, WIP, Jasper/Angela

Jen - I love the idea of Angela and Jasper together. Angela and the Cullens meet years after they graduated from Forks High, under some unusual circumstances. As Jasper and Angela get to know each other, he starts healing from Alice’s death. I don’t know if Ang & Jasper will end up together, but it sure is yummy reading about them trying to figure it out.

Jess - NGL I’m sort of flailing at the awesomeness of this pairing! ::sets alert::

Corie- Perks up at this pairing and adds it to my TBR list.

Twilight, AU, complete, Carlisle

Jen - Team Anything Goes recc’d this a month or so ago. The intervention succeeded, and this chapter involves Carlisle, Edward, and a piano. Need I say more?

Harry Potter, Oneshot, Draco/Harry

Posy - I saw this prompted fic that described how much Draco loves Harry’s ass with Harry being a cock tease. I mean, what’s not to love, right? Draco watches Harry dance at a club and eventually gets the nerve to dance with him, but week after week Harry only gets Draco charged to bursting on the dancefloor, only to leave him there with blue balls. Well, Draco has to have Harry, and he finds a way to finally worship his ass.

Twilight, AH, WIP, Angsty, E/B

Emmy - OMG! I was thinking just a week ago that I wanted to reread this fic. And THEN not one but TWO updates appeared!! Freaky eh? Yes and also amazing! As always the chapters were spot on. A heady and painful mix of lust, desperation, despair, fear and love. Just GAH! SO good to have this fic back. And the angry intense desperate fucking in chapter 18? Delish but also devastating.

Jess - I echo Emmy’s sentiments. I’ve loved this fic from chapter one and was ecstatic to see the two updates so close together. Dying for the next one... and hoping for maybe um... you know make up sexy times. js js

Corie- I am so on board with make up sex or angry sex or any tagward sex really I’m not picky LOL. Seriously I love these characters and how wonderfully flawed they are, but they love so true.

Merlin, O/S, Size!Kink, Magic!Sex!, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I stumbled upon this today, and woah! Yummy yummy yummy! Merlin has been thinking …. and he puts his special suggestion to Arthur. Arthur readily agrees.... His suggestion? To use magic during sex to change the size of his cock, to make it B.I.G.G.E.R. Can Arthur handle it all? :)

Merlin, AU, Historical, Watersports, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - This was one of those kinks I didn’t really know I had until I read some fics in the TwiKinkMeme. And it was only thanks to Merthur fics I really started to love. This fic has a wonderful balance of plot and porn. Merlin’s gentle and accidental discovery of how a full bladder and eventual relief from it turns him on, how he manages to feed this kink. And then how he tries to conceal it. All the while Arthur is watching and learning, even if he hasn’t quite got it yet...... Will it turn him on or off? Some very hot scenes in this fic but also lots of love. Perfection!

Twilight, AH, O/S E/B

Jess - Aaaaaannnndddd theladyingrey42 hits another on out of the park (pun intended). This little o/s was adorable and steamy and swoony and awesome, and you should read it. End of story.

Twilight, AH, E/B, WIP

Nico - Edward is carefree, Bella a college student on the fast track at an Ivy League school, at first glance they couldn’t be more different but as you see their relationship build it’s sweet, sexy, and you want to keep Edward all for yourself. :)

Harry Potter - Complete, Harry/Cedric

Chele - Cedric Lives!!! Harry uses the time turner to change the events before the last task, and it changes everything. Revelations of attraction and tender explorations follow. Beautifully written, Minisinoo makes wonderful words.