Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Lemon Report 15 May 2012

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Twilight, WIP, AH, E/B

Corie- I saw this story being talked about in a Facebook group I'm part of and everyone was talking about how primal and hot it was and they were so right. It's a great twist on historic fic Eirdard is a Viking who has been pillaging Ireland and in order to stop him the king has promised his only daughter Isabella as his bride. From the wedding night on the author doesn't pull punches and the relationship is natural and full of fear and excitment. I'm having a great time with it already!

Merlin RPF, Colin/Bradley

Chele - This is the one that pushed me over the edge into Merlin RPF. The most beautiful boys, the hottest smut, and a fully fleshed storyline that was completely believable. Colin and Bradley are acting in a play together in between seasons of Merlin. The chemistry they have onstage and in front of the camera becomes only a taste of the passion they are capable off stage.
Jen - Just... go read this. Right now. Angst + hot hot hot smut. Perfect.

Merlin, O/S, AH, Merlin/Arthur, Slash

Jen - Blind girl!Merlin and Arthur have been bff’s forever. She’s feeling inadequate about never having seen a man naked before. Arthur volunteers to let her see him. Short and sweet.

Twilight, AH, Complete, E/B, voyeurism, bdsm play with others

Jen - I’m glad sadtomato was inspired to write a bit more of these two. Looooove seeing Edward drive Bella out of her mind during a cocktail party. Getting to see her play with Esme while the men watched is a total bonus.

One Direction, RPF, Louis/Harry

Posy - This may have broken my heart a little. Several years after the 1D boys have left the X Factor and gone on to be very successful, we see the degradation of Louis and Harry’s passionate relationship through a series of flashbacks. Now Harry has a boyfriend, Derek, and Louis is overcome with jealousy at Harry being Taken. Very touching and it produced actual tears on this perv. This is from LittleMousling’s unconnected series of fics based on 1D’s album Up All Night. 

Jen - ruh-roh. I think this may be my gateway drug to the 1D fandom. Every part of the series is yum. And I will die of heartbreak if these boys aren’t fucking for real.

One Direction, RPF, Louis/Harry, Foot!Fetish

Posy I’m not into feet despite having written about them myself, but I know several men who are all about feet. Harry didn’t know he was one of those guys either until Louis makes a very poor shoe choice and ends up with very sore feet. This is how a foot!fetish should be handled if you ask me, with lots of soap and water, so give sadtomatoff’s short fic a read.

One Direction, RPF, Louis/Harry

Posy - This is a long fic that is full of angsty moments that made me cry. Louis sees Harry being bothered outside a club by a guy, and in his drunken haze thinks he can come over and save Harry. It’s nothing unusual for Harry though, because he’s a prostitute. What is unusual is that he goes home with Louis, and it’s unusual for both of them—Harry has sex just for pleasure and Louis is straight.

Jen - I love angst and I love crying and I’m going to need to read this. I couldn’t wait and read it all night. Hurty, sexy, and fluffy in equal parts.

Twilight, AH, Complete, Edward/Bella

Teal - Aww, these two are so cute and sweet. I’m usually not one for the high school marriage (at least not in AH stories), but this one has been a fun ride. Finally settling into their new home, their first time there is especially romantic and sugary!

The Mortal Instruments, AU, One-shot, Alec/Clary

Teal - In a world of constant battles and death, these two lost their great loves, and time hasn’t healed many wounds. A moment of desperation takes them over, and hot (and a little sad) smexy times ensue. Angst lovers will enjoy this one.

Merlin RPF, Colin/Bradley

Chele - Bradley is intrigued when he comes across erotic photos of Colin online which expose everything but his face. When Bradley is convinced to show himself similarly, the intensity in their connection is revealed along with every inch of skin. Sexy, artistic, and lovely. 

Emmy - I love how Chele has well and truly fallen down the rabbit hole of Brolin or Codley as I prefer to call them! ;) This fic is fab. ALL of Mrs. Leary’s fics are wonderful. This has a real edge to it, I was left wanting MOAR.

Merlin, Modern AU, O/S, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - Did you read our fabby GLOMP FEST POST? Well you should have. The fics have been great, and more have been added since our feature, one of them being this fic! Its a fab and slightly humorous tale, where time is really trying to tell Arthur and Merlin something.... but what could it be. Of all their different versions, I think my favourite is when Arthur is a certain .. *star*... A cracking read!!!! Fun and frolics with some heartichoke built in! :) 

Jen - omg, this was adorable. Destiny!

Merlin, Novella Complete, Modern, Cross-dressing, Slash, MERTHUR

Emmy - What I really like about this hot cross-dressing fic is how masculine Arthur is. Just because he likes to escape into pretty pleats and satiny or floral fabrics, doesn’t mean he isn’t all man. And boy does Merlin know it. This fic is also brilliant for showing through glimpses of the past how Arthur got to the point he is at today, and how he and Merlin did too. I just love the end, ach I love it all! 

Jen - I love cross-dressing fics and now I’m positively aching to read this.

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Merlin, Canon Era AU, Magic, Complete, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I really love this fic. Its epic. And the funniest fic I have read in AGES. Its got adventure, CLUELESS Arthur, adorable Merlin. and Arthur trying to do his noble duty and being all protective and its just fabulous. Hours of fun and some real heart achy moments. I had so many feelings reading this fic! A right proper treat to read! YOU MUST READ THIS FIC!

Merlin, Modern AH, Complete, Angst - (suicidal thoughts/self-harm/bereavement), SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - I have the lovely MssDare to thank for reccing me this fic. Its wonderful. So good. It really hurts at times but for the most part is hopeful. Musician and recently bereaved Merlin is just a poor lost soul in so much pain. And Arthur is the one who can help him, if Merlin will let him...... Their chemistry and connection is wonderful and so so so believable. And Arthur? Arthur is wonderful in this. Flawed, real and with a past but such a rock. Just wonderful.

Twilight, AH, Complete, Em/Riley, Slash

Jen - I may have mentioned a time or a hundred on the Lemon Report that I LOVE THESE BOYS. A totally unexpected treat to see this outtake, which takes place between chapter 1 & 2. Boys watching porn together and having their own fun will never get old.


Anonymous said...

Ahhh all the Larry fics! I always knew you pervs were great.

Anonymous said...

(: you guys are fantastic. i love the 1D additions!