Nina gets Sweet & Lowdown

Sweet and Lowdown

ColdPlayWhore

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Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH

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I wasn't going to pick a D.I.L.F. contest participant but after much deliberation I decided to do it anyway. The main reason being that this one in particular was in the lead and came in 6th place in the public voting but because I did the Top 5 only, she missed out.

Hopefully this is a pretty good 6th place spot.

Sweet & Lowdown is a full story, at least it seems like it to me. Edward comes home one night to Bella holding their son. Being the doting, hot, loving, scrumptious, father that he is, he insists that she relax in a nice bath while he cares for their child.

Through flashbacks, Edward shares their history while rocking their son Cameron to sleep. If that image right there isn't enough to make you say 'what a yummy D.I.L.F.' I don't know what is.

From finding out their pregnant to the panic that sets in when your wife is in labor, he details their lives while she's enjoying her alone time. That is until the baby is asleep and she's staring at him in the doorway.

“I have to tell you Edward, there is nothing sexier than watching you rock Cam
to sleep,” she said.

No shit honey.

Let's talk about realistic smut. Unless you're the luckiest bitch on God's green Earth. You've got something on your body you're not happy with. Or lots of somethings. This Edward, D.I.L.F.ward at his finest, recognizes it and loves her unconditionally.

I leaned forward and gently kissed her neck and then
began trailing kisses down her body towards the faint stretch marks she bore
from the pregnancy. Bella was always shy about the marks, but they reminded me
of the most precious thing she ever gave me, so I was eager to show her that
there was nothing to be concerned about.

Let's face it. Guys have testicles. Those are the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet (IMHO) so they're not exactly without fault damn it. Sorry. Off page. Let's focus.

So once sweet Cameron is off in dreamland and mamma Bella is nice and relaxed it's time for the adult playtime. Again, the beauty of realistic smut astounds me. It's nice, don't get me wrong, when you've got the perfect, young, idealistic sex to read every now and again. But honestly, when is that really the case? Yeah, that's what I thought.

“Oh yes,” she cried out quietly. Ever since Cameron had been born Bella had been a little less vocal in her enjoyment of our sex sessions. Thank god their frequency hadn’t diminished post baby because I didn’t think I would have been able to handle that. The complete anarchy that Bella and I enjoyed sexually was as strong as it was during the first year we dated and for that I was completely fucking grateful.

How accurate is that statement? Nothing is worse than being near to mid-coitus and hearing a screaming baby to shrink the beanstalk. Guys aren't hard for days on end unless they're suffering from a priapism (thank you Grey's Anatomy) from having their drink spiked with Viagra. So, again. Realistic mommy/daddy time is a pleasure to read.

“And I am planning to fuck the living daylights out of you.”

I just liked that line.

All in all, this is a great one-shot in my opinion. It ends sweetly with them finding out their pregnant again. It's realistic but not without losing any of the steam from the great smut.

Well done ColdPlayWhore.