Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Fandom Hopping - Harry Potter Kink 03/01/2012


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Some may say we’re easily distracted.

We say, “Why limit ourselves to just one fandom full of smut when there are soooo many other possibilities out there?!?!” And so we give you Fandom Hopping, a place to poke your nose into another universe, meet some new characters, and enjoy all the pervy possibilities when a writer fucks with the canon someone else created.




Today, the Pervs of Team Anything Goes are going to get a little kinky in the Harry Potter fandom... okay... A lot kinky. 
We’ve got kinks ranging from age gaps to watersports, and everything in between. 

Once you’ve had a chance to read our suggestions, make sure you check out the Kink fest going on here: 
Harry Potter Kink Fest.




Jeanne
Butterflies and Scorpions by okydoky
Here we have a very different take on the teacher/student dynamic. Harry is in charge of training new Aurors and who is his newest challenging student? Why Scorpius Malfoy of course. Harry is divorced and out of the closet, finding support from his family (including his children) and friends. Still, he is trying to resist the ethical entanglements of becoming involved with one of his students. Instead he contents himself with wank (daily) to inappropriate fantasies about certain blond student, that resembles a prat he once knew in school. Ah, but Scorpius being a Malfoy and clever one at that doesn’t take no for an answer. Thank fucking god he doesn’t.

I love the humor and hot, taboo-sexiness too. Though since Scorpius is eighteen it isn’t that taboo. Still, Harry is adorably awkward and chivalrous in his attempts to stay away. While Scorpius is charmingly unflappable in his pursuit of his sexy, shy instructor. This was an entry for the Next Gen Big Bang which demonstrates how truly vital and brave the writers of the Harry Potter fandom continue to be, even after the end of both the book and movie series. Check out this naughty little bit of awesome. I bet you’ll love it. I know I do.


Happy Endings by kjmom
If you like you sweets with a little bitterness, than Happy Endings is the fic for you. In this AU post war story. We find that Harry and Draco came out, divorced their wives and started a relationship together. Together they created a home and even raised their children as brothers. However, sadly, even wizards cannot escape death. This story begins at the of Draco’s battle with cancer. Scorpius watches his family grieve for his father, but in his grief he also struggles with guilt over the romantic feelings he has long felt for his father’s companion.

In a moment of grief and desperation, Harry reaches out to Scorpius and Scorpius doesn’t push him away. This is most definitely not a story for the faint of heart. The twisted, emotionally loaded relationship that ensues is far from easy, but it feels so real in it’s flawed nature. While I don’t know how I feel about the ending, I know that I’m still fascinated by the story and characters. This is a must read for the angst lovers and anyone who relishes in the borderline incesty feel of a young man’s lust for a father figure.


Burnt Toast by: Bex Chan
Following the war with Voldemort, every survivor has a few experiences that keep them on edge. Is there a better way to exorcise those demons than in the bedroom... errr dungeon as the case may be?

Hermione and Draco. engage in some extreme captive fantasy role play. There is bondage, force, and consensual dubious consent. Wicked hotness. I love the way that Bex Chan gives us just the briefest of introduction to ensure that the participants are willing, but no tenderness to steal intensity from the scene that follows.
"Make no mistake, I am going to fuck you until you pass out, but I will have you begging for it. I will have you pleading for my cock inside you like the filthy Mudblood you are."

I don't think I'm giving anything away when I say that she does, indeed, end up begging for it. As will you.


Dark Ages by Aurette
Nothing is easy when you’re part of a small group of survivors teetering on the edge of an apocalypse. Magic has disappeared from the world, and with it most of the trappings of civilized society. Hermione’s been making a go of keeping her group alive, but when a straggling bunch of refugees joins their camp, Severus Snape among them, he brings with him their first true hope of survival.

This fic is edgy and intense. The world is a bleak one, where people trade their meager skills (or their bodies) for acceptance within small groups for protection, and many have reverted to their basest forms of being while scraping out an existence in caves and forests. Severus Snape, our knight in shining armor, is indeed a dark knight. He arrives cloaked in silence and despair, but when Hermione has to exchange her body to the current group leader in order to ensure her friends’ safety, his rage and inherent sexiness speaks for itself.


Jen
Whom the Goddess Chooses by Aurette

Who else but Luna could convince Hermione and Ron to accompany her to a magical pagan ritual? Hermione and Ron go to the ritual with Luna and a few others, just for kicks. Little did they know it would change their lives. As Luna had explained, after the sun set, a huge fire is lit and all of the wizards and witches cast a spell. The spell causes each person attending to appear to others as colored light... and if you’re lucky, you’ll meet your Lunar mate.

Hermione and Ron enjoy the pretty colors of the lights and a few ales. Ron is dragged away by another person lit up with color, leaving Hermione on her own. She watches with detachment, until she feels the warmth of someone looking at her from somewhere in the crowd. She shares kisses (and a super sexy handjob) and passion like she’s never known with this stranger. When it’s over, she feels empty, and the feeling doesn’t go away when Ron returns the next morning. Their engagement is broken off, and Hermione spends the time before the next ritual trying to learn more about these old ways. She yearns for the stranger she’d connected with, and returns to the ritual grounds at the summer solstice.

She finds her stranger, and they make magnificent love. Hermione wakes alone in the morning, and bides her time until the next ritual, the autumnal equinox. Will she find her Lunar mate and hold on to him? Will they still share a connection once their identities are revealed? It’s a gorgeously written, very sexy, and satisfying one-shot.

Posy
Come For Me by frayach

I opened this fic up because I’ve read amazing stories by frayach in the past and love how raw and dirty and gritty the stories are. They are honest and deep, and most importantly, unapologetic. That, I appreciate more than anything. This was written for the hp-kinkfest, but it’s a love story even though the kink in this fic is something not many people get in to: watersports. WAIT! Let me finish. First, I’m going to credit/blame OnTheTurningAway (I love you bb) for my fascination with ability to read this kink in the first place because of her tasteful and sensitive portrayal of the kink in The Weight of Water. But watersports are simply one part of frayach’s tender story.

At the beginning, it is obvious that Harry and Draco are into each other, but Draco has responsibilities. Namely, he has to produce an heir. He leaves Harry heartbroken after one amazing, fuckhot night together. Harry searches for years for a man who can fill the place that Draco so obviously holds, with no success. Years later, Harry drives home on a stormy night and just avoids crashing his car. When he rounds a curve, he discovers a devastating car wreck. Draco is in a car, and Harry pulls him to safety, but only after his wife and unborn baby die. Days later Draco wakes in a hospital paralyzed from the waist down. Draco rages at Harry, blaming him for everything, but this moves Harry to give up on his hopeless dream so he can fall in love with someone else. Finally, he’s able to move past the desire he’s had for Draco for ages.

Until Draco invites him over to his house.

When you truly fall in love, there are no substitutes. Harry leaves his boyfriend to be with Draco, because he must. Their connection is palpable, so very, very palpable. I could feel the love these two men had for each other with everything they did. And that, my friends, is why the watersports is not scary. This is not done for humiliation or a power trip or any other reason beyond love. I’ll leave you to discover how this starts in the first place, and more importantly, how it becomes a way for them to fully connect. I will say this: it is a very creative solution to a seemingly insurmountable, problem, and it turns into something that I actually looked forward to.

Please don’t squick away from this, because it is truly a romance about two men who are willing to go beyond the “norm” to find new ways to show they love each other, and it makes perfect sense in the end.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Lemon Report 2/28/12




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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.


Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.



MERLIN, AU, long O/S, Dubcon(ish), SLASH, MERTHUR


Emmy -This fic isn’t a smuttactular, but its so damn cute I just had to put it in. Cute, if cute to you means lots of fighting, lots of sulking, lots of cat and mouse between Merlin and Arthur. And cute as in destiny fulfilled and a fabbio dragon. There are elements of dub con at the very beginning. And there is such an interesting storyline and push me pull me dynamic between these two. And I SO WANT A SEQUEL/EPi type affair for this fic. As I want druid prince Merlin to properly be Arthur’s Queen.... Although honey kisses is also a perfect end.

To make up for the lower than average smut levels in a Merthur fic recc from me, please see my recc below [it features t-shirts so worn from washing, you can see nipples! through it..] from the same author! :D Enjoy! :)



AH, Ed/Leah


Jeanne - This story has had me in its grip from the get go. It often leaves me all achey and whimpering after an update, but it’s a good hurt. The kind that makes you think and feel long after you’ve finished reading. The sex in the most recent update only seems to compound this feeling for me. These two needed this connection so badly and I hope it is sign of good things to come.

Jen - A new Ed/Leah from IdPattThat? Yes, please. This one is full of heartichoke, but like Jeanne says, there’s reason to think things are looking up for them.



AU, Modern Magic, Novella-Complete, HS (at times, SLASH, Merthur


Emmy - Again I think this is super cute. BUT only in parts as there is lots more to this fic. Modern magic, war, jealousy and lots of heartbreak... Don’t be a div like me and think it was complete at the end of chapter one! You need to read all four to realise the full scale and epicality (Is that a word? It should be!) of this fic. Gah! and Unfff!



Kim/Seth with a little Jared on the side, KinkFluff


Chele - Adorable, fluffy, kinky. Kim invites Seth over for a tutoring session. Jared watches her teach him a bit more than Seth had bargained for. Unrepentant smut and hilarity.
Audreyii_fic’s take on Kim and Jared’s relationship as loving, devoted kinksters is now canon in my pants.

Jen - What she said! So good.

Jess - This was just fun and unfy good! I adored Kim in this!



Harry Potter Fandom, Draco/Hermione, BDSM Light


Chele - This is a quick, smutty multi-chap. Hermione is looking for some no-strings attached kinky sex, what she finds is Draco, and her desire for more. Relatively fluffy BDSM centric story. Mostly smut without too much of that plotty stuff getting in the way.



AH, E/B, OS


Nico - An older Edward and younger Bella meet on Valentine’s Day at a bar both drowning out their sorrows however, after a risky proposition it turns out to be a Valentine’s Day neither will ever forget. :)



AH, E/B, WIP


Nico - I love it when a new fic already has you grasping the handrail within the first few mins of reading. By the end of the chapter I was already begging for more. :)

Corie- This set me on fire when I read it. Nothing turns me on more than dirty talk and this Edward owned it. I can’t wait to see where this story is going with its daily updates!



WIP,E/B, AH


Corie- I am a complete historical fic whore I love it and this is one of the best WIP to me out right now. I love how rich and vibrant the characters are and this weeks update had a hell of a fantasy wank that left me panting.

Emmy - I have this fic on my ever increasing HUGE to-be-read list! But Corie’s recc above has just bumped this to the top of my pile! Sounds fabbio! (I do love me some wankity!)

Jess - I am so behind on this story but love love love it! ::runs to catch up::



WIP, E/B, series of O/S drabbles


Corie- This is the perfect dose of naughty drabbles based on picture prompts. It’s fun and dirty and sometimes its the innocent touches that burn me the most and this is full of that.

Jess - What Corie said. Love!



E/B, AH, O/S


Corie- This O/S has everything that sets me afire in it but the biggest one is Bella is a voyeur and loves watching the man that lives with his bedroom window facing hers. There is such intensity in this and just feels like watching a fantasy come to life. It was written as a birthday gift for PAWsPeaches I have to say her obsession for watches made for a great fantasy.

Emmy -Oh how I adore Rochelle Allison’s writing!
Such beautiful sexy prose. This delicious one-shot is no exception to her amazingly high standard!

Jess - The Pervs were just talking the other day about forearms and watches and then Rochelle Allison posts this unfy o/s. So so good!



Harry Potter fic, Complete, Hermione/Snape


Jen - The dam finally broke and I’ve been dipping my toe into HP fic. I am utterly and completely captivated by Hermione/Snape. They might be my OTP of OTPs. The Love You Take is abso-fucking-lutely smut-tastic, but it is definitely not PWP. I ignored all else so that I could plow through every last word. The writing is wonderful, sexy, and angsty, just like I like ‘em. Check out this PPSS post for a full review of this amazing fic.



AH, O/S (outtake), A/J


Emmy - I absolutely adore the WIP She gives me Religion. This outtake featuring the lovely Alice, still struggling from her injuries, and Jasper, Edward’s strong best mate, is wonderfully written. Alice’s anxieties over her injuries and how this affects Jaspers feelings for her are explored realistically, and the love shines through. Sexy and oh so sweet and tender.

Jess - How did I not see this?!!!!



AH, Complete, HS, E/B (other pairings mentioned)


Emmy - I was TOTAL fail on this fic, it took me far too long to start it! And then once I had started and devoured it, I forgot to report back here! So in case like me, you put off starting this fic, don’t dilly-dally any longer! Get stuck in! Great (hot) fic.

Nico - I couldn’t agree with Emmy more, I was a late starter but once I started I didn’t want to stop, if you haven’t jumped in go for it. :)

Jess - This story is hot and sad and so good! I loved watching things change as they went along! Unf.



E/B, AH, WIP


Nico - I am such a sucker for an Edward with internal scars and external tats, this has both as well as the latest installment has just mouthwatering, delicious, give me some of that smexin in it. :)



Spartacus: Vengeance, AU, Agron/Nasir, Slash


Jeanne -You’ve got to love good gladiator slash! UNF! If you’ve been following this season closely, as I have, this pairing should not a be a surprise. The UST has been building between these two ever since they first met. This fic capitalizes on that, and makes slashy subtext context. Here Agron and Nasir flirt and plan for the future. Their sexy banter is great and masturbation/voyeurism scene had my eyes crossing from the hotness.



AU, WIP, Ed/Carlisle, Slash


Jen - This is one of the most painful, heart-hurty fics I’ve read. It’s only fitting that this lemon is hot and angsty in equal parts. Such a wonderful fic--great writing, intensely felt emotions. I want to cuddle Edward and strangle Carlisle.



AH, WIP, Drabblish, E/B


Emmy - Jenndema took a bit of a risk with this evocative and lovely fic. She’s written an Edward who goes against many of the fandom stereotypes. He’s not some rich smoothie. He works hard, manually to just get by and provide all he can for his daughter. Its been a wonderful slow build to this point in the story. And when it comes to the romancing and loving, he’s as realistic as he has been all story. No magic leap to turn into UberEdward in bed. He’s real and their love is more real for it! Not super sexy or smutty. Just real love and real sweet. Edward is a total sweetie, and sexier for it. I love this story!

Jess - Emmy said it so well above. I love this story because it’s so real, as is Jenndema’s style. It feels like we’re in the homestretch, but there’s still a good deal of stuff to resolve and I’m anxious to see where we go! Love love love this story.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Team PackPerv 2/27/12 Seven Days

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We are Pervs that dig the danger and maybe even the fur that comes with being a Pack lover. Team PackPerv isn’t afraid to take on the shape shifters of Quileute. We welcome all the sexy possibilities that come walking on the wild side. So join us in the sunlight and run with the wolves. As always clothing is optional.


The PackPerv Pick is...





Title:
Seven Days
Author: IdpatThat
Chapters: 9
Words: 25,437
Reviews: 138
Summary: He spent ninety years searching for vengeance, but his eternity is about to be cut short. With seven days left, he'll find that there are much more important things worth fighting for. AU, Edward/Leah.



Jeanne
One of the beauties of an alternate universe is that you can make the rules up as you go along and that includes changing character’s back stories. Through a few simple changes to Edward’s history IdpatThat effectively changed his future too, but she also opened up the possibility for a new (though very different) love story. A true Romeo and Juliet story about two very different people, natural enemies, that find solace and love in each other.



Edward is a dark, (delightfully) snarkier version of his canon self. He is still Carlisle’s son, weighed down by responsibility and expectations, but he also carries heartache and rage over a previous love lost to tragedy. This changes the direction of Edward’s immortal life giving him a purpose, though a much darker one, that drives him and matures him in some ways. All in all, this is still the Edward we know and love, only better (in my opinion). He is a man, focused and determined, but also humbled by the knowledge of true loss.

Leah is, well she is still very much the Leah we know (and love). She is brash, brazen and bitchy as ever. Yet, in the face of this strange new possibility of love we see a different Leah emerge. The bitterness fades, replaced by hope and wonder and even passion. Honestly, if I weren’t a Leah fangirl already this refreshing, heartfelt portrayal of a woman discovering a second chance at love would have quickly turned me into a lover of the tenacious she-wolf.


The pacing of the story is fast, the title says it all and IdpatThat is unrelenting even as she weaves an intricate tale of love, vengeance and second chances. Every words is packed with power and meaning. Every moment is an unexpected treasure and when you get to the end you will wish, just like Edward and Leah, that there was more time. Or in this case more chapters.

Few Twilight fan fics create a wholly new, yet still familiar universe. Fewer still make it their own, while still keeping the characters familiar and even fewer manage all that, while also writing a wonderful love story. Seven Days is all that and some of the best sex scenes I have ever seen written. Really do I need to say more?



Jen
The last time we were flailing over IdpatThat in a full review it was for the Team Anything Goes review of Accidental Atonement. Seven Days is also an Edward/Leah fic. This time IdpatThat has written an amazing AU fic. It’s not a secret that I love vamp/wolf stories nor that I like my stories with a healthy portion of angst. Seven Days is all that and more.

The following passage reveals so much that’s essential to this story and to these characters.
Leah gasped slightly when my body pressed against hers. The heat of her body seemed to radiate through my cold skin, blanketing me like direct sunlight.

My eyes traveled down and focused on her mouth. Before I could do anything she moved. It was quick, inhuman. Her arms were around my neck and her lips were pressed to mine in less than a second.

It was like worlds colliding. I could feel the earth trembling beneath our feet but as her body curved against mine nothing else seemed to matter. My hands slid from her face as I pulled back. Her eyes were wide with astonishment as they focused on my mouth again.

So much of this story is about opposing forces and feelings. Edward has two different worlds colliding: the Volturi ways vs the Cullen family ways, and the wolf and vamp worlds. Edward and Leah both have internal battles over how they regard one another. Leah in particular tries to resist the urge to trust Edward, to be attracted to Edward. Besides the whole mortal enemies thing, she’s got the pack aware that she’s spending time with Edward, and every one of them warns her to be careful. I like to think that the contrary part of Leah is more convinced to go with her gut feelings about Edward because of the pack warnings, particularly Sam’s.

There’s an underlying sense of sadness and angst throughout the story. Edward is on borrowed time. Leah has to work hard at blocking the pack mind. Even though I’m desperately in love with these two and was so excited to read every chapter as it posted, I really adore the bittersweet nature of the story. They open up to each other in ways they haven’t been able to be open with their families. They open up to each other even though their time together is limited.



Just as Edward and Leah fit a lot in to their few days together, so does IdpatThat with the story itself. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: I love when an author chooses a format or length that is just so very perfect for their story.

I think it’s perfect as is. Do I wonder about their lives after the events of the final chapter? Yes, definitely. But there’s something so intense, so achy (masochist, anyone?) about the way it ends that I’m swoony over it. That said, I will definitely read anything extra that IdpatThat has to say about these characters!


Jess
I am not even sure where to begin. I can tell you that I absolutely adored it the first time I read it, and when I reread it to write this review, my reaction was even stronger. This isn’t your typical love story, although the resolution at the end is absolutely perfect (even if it left me wanting - read, BEGGING - for more... which IdpatThat is graciously going to post soon).


Leah is an extremely rich character. While she has often been painted as bitchy and bitter, she is so much more in this story. On the surface she comes off that way, but when you scratch and dig a little, you find a woman who is deeply loyal to her family, bears the pain of a loss so acute it’s hard to stomach, and is capable of a deep, deep love. She’s also sarcastic as hell, and that’s what stands out when she initially meets Edward.
"You're different than the other ones I've seen. You smell different, too," she said taking a small step forward.

"You can…smell me?" I raised an eyebrow.

"It's weird. You smell… sweet."

I grinned. "Aw, that's nice of you."

"Too sweet actually," she explained and wrinkled her nose. "It's kind of disgusting. It's making me feel nauseated."

"You sweet-talker, you. No woman has ever said that to me," I said with a sarcastic press of my hand over my cold, dead heart.
The two of them have amazing banter and great snark, both of which characterize the give and take, the back and forth of their natural enemy relationship.



Edward has all his true canon characteristics, so nothing stood out in that respect. I think what I really loved about him, was getting a glimpse into his thoughts, how he thought about and viewed Leah. As I would have expected, he appreciated her strength and loyalty. But it was the way she made him feel, the way she made him come alive that was so beautifully portrayed (and one of the many reasons I loved this story). Here’s a little glimpse:
She was beautiful, that was a given. Leah was different than the women I usually kept company with. Well, not that I actually had a lot of time to pursue a relationship, or that I even wanted one. Pursuing a deadly vampire murderer kind of put a damper on that. Besides, most times I was content with the friendships and familial bonds that had been created with Alice, Esme, and even Rosalie.

But Leah… being around her the past couple of days made me feel lighter, freer. She was easy to be around, and she didn't ask or expect any more than I could offer. She certainly didn't try to change my mind about what I was doing. Maybe it took a killer to understand one.

It was strange, and I wasn't quite sure if I liked it.
Things weren’t easy between them, both struggling to deal with their differences and the way things should be, but in the end it becomes too much. Couple that intensity with Leah’s desire to push back against the lack of choice in imprinting, and you get a very liberated woman. By some fluke, she chose him just as he chose her.

There are so many powerful scenes that I could talk about. One of my faves plays out after Edward takes down a vampire. When he reaches for Leah she flinches and he realizes, with horror, that she was terrified of him. He reads and sees the images of his actions and lets her go (which just about did me in). But that pain gives way to pleasure in a very intense and sexy scene.
"You taste sweet," Leah said through heavy breaths. I smiled and left a teasing kiss on the corner of her mouth as my hands slipped under her t-shirt. I moved slowly so as not to rip the flimsy material, but I wanted nothing more than to see her. She let me remove her shirt, revealing bare skin, and pulled me closer. I braced my hands behind her, trying to keep myself from touching her though that's all I could think about.

"Please," she whispered and touched my face softly. I let my hands fall from the broad oak to her warm skin, the imprint of my palms evident in the bark. I watched her face as my fingers met her skin again. They moved over her collarbone and rested over her pounding heart. That was the main way Leah was different than the other women I'd encountered in my years. She was alive. Blood pumped through her veins, calling to me. It flooded her skin when I touched her. It let me know that I was doing something right with her.

My hands ran over the swell of her breasts and she arched against me with a soft moan. I smiled and bent toward her, letting my nose skim the side of her face. Her smell was different than a human. Underneath the woodsy, musky scent was something so distinct to Leah. It was sweet but spicy, like cinnamon. Carefully, I let my tongue trace her skin just under her ear.

"You taste sweet, too," I said with my lips to her ear. Leah froze at the contact; I pulled back and, for the first time since we'd kissed, her eyes showed something besides a desperate want and need.

::swoon and flails and fans self::

Leah steals the show in this story. She is beautiful and sexy and so, so strong. This is a great story to cut your teeth on if you want to give Leah a shot. She is worth it. This story is so worth it. Seriously, go read it and leave IdpatThat some love!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Pervy Picsperation - 2/24/2012

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...

Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF or LJ, or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) and make sure you mention the PPSS, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)
Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...


*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


Oh bugger. My shiny, sexy things didn’t seem to get your attention... Oh well better luck this week eh?













Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. NEW competition is COMING SOON!




What will it take to get you writing for me? …...

So this week? Time to get wet. Sopping wet. Whether it be from the sea, rivers, lochs (lakes), rain, storms, baths or showers... ..... Intentionally or unintentionally? See through white shirts? Soaked to the skin fabrics revealing all? Drops of moisture clinging to skin? Luxury lingerie and exotic fabrics soaked right through? …. It’s up to you! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Transformers? DC Comics? Hunger Games? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it!

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.

Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock.
SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....















I’m waiting.........