Saturday, June 30, 2012

Pervy Picspiration Banner Challenge Winner 6/30/2012



The winner of the Pervy Picsperation Banner Challenge is...


Entry #13 - WorldInMyEyes 

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We would like to thank everyone that participated, and we hope that they will be back in four weeks for our next challenge.

If you are interested in adopting any of the banners that were made for this challange go over to the adoption thread in the TwiFicPics’s forum.

Feel free to contact contest@twificpics.com with any questions.

Friday, June 29, 2012

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story inspired by the pic(s). 


Leave your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out. 


Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with... 
*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


So remember you STILL have another WEEK to get writing and get any entries in to me. As we have extended our Pervy Picspirations submission times for you! So there is no excuse now to not get writing for me! And as a wee brucey bonus, here are two new HOT pics on the of diamonds and pearls to inspire you TO WRITE FOR ME, FOR ANY FANDOM!




So get writing!!
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was here

So this week? So I think I deserve the best. So do you. How about some diamond and pearls? Drape your body is cold and hard, or skin warmed jewels and adornments... Its one way to feel special. Why are there precious jewels decorating beautiful dark or pale skin? A reward? A punishment? A sign of ownership? A declaration of love? But as always its about whatever these sexy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds covered or uncovered in precious stones do for you. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....

What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....

Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock. SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!

Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....



I’m waiting.........

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy 6/28/12




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Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STIs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to asks someone you know. If Naughty Nurse Kimpy doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!


DISCLAIMER:
The information and advice from Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy is for entertainment/educational purposes only and is not intended to be used as expert medical advice. It is not meant to replace the advice of your physician. All medical advice and information should be considered to be incomplete without a physical exam, which is not possible without a visit to your doctor.


Hello dear readers, Naughty Nurse Kimpy has returned safe and sound from her vacation to Scandinavia, where she had a lovely vacation with her fam. There are oodles of questions for her to catch up on, and she promises to do her best to cover them all eventually. She also thanks her fellow Pervs for holding down the ANNK front while she was away.

When she was in Oslo (with her own personal Twifandom Norwegian friend/guide Marie), Nurse Kimpy found a Hard Rock Cafe Naughty Nurse pin, which naturally, she had to purchase. She recently learned that the Hard Rock Cafe has an ENTIRE SERIES of naughty nurse pins. Clearly, the word has gotten out that naughty nurses rule. *giggles*

As usual, she got some really helpful reader comments/feedback while she was away that she wants to share with you:

RE: Depo and periods. I was successfully on Depo for 4 years and then I started having similar bleeding problems. Towards the end of the fourth year I would have breakthrough bleeding almost all the time. I wouldn't call them periods because they were more like spotting. Then I would get constant bleeding. I finally stopped taking the Depo, my doctor ran tests, ultrasounds, blood work, did several pelvic exams and could not come up with a reason for the bleeding. I finally stopped the Depo in August 2010. My gyno told me to wait until I got a regular period and we would put in Mirena [a hormone-infused IUD]. I didn't get a period until October 2010 and had the Mirena inserted. Mirena uses the same hormone as Depo but at a significantly lesser dosage. I haven't had a period since insertion, no bleeding, or breakthrough bleeding, no spotting and feel great!

That’s great news, and certainly helpful for those women experiencing similar problems when they use Depo. Thanks for sharing.

Hi NNN, This isn't a question, but more of a PSA for any virgin vibrator users out there.

At 19, I am a little embarrassed about still being a virgin, especially because my friends are out there having regular sex. More difficult was the fact that I have a RAGING sex drive, fuelled in part by fanfic! But, my hand and/or the showerhead wasn't enough, so I bought a Rabbit (aqua version). The first time I used it, I'll admit that it hurt a bit, and it came with a bit of shame of losing my (physical) virginity to a toy.


But, since then, I cannot tell you how therapeutic and beneficial it has been. I have got to know my body SO much better, and my sex drive has only grown! As a woman, I feel empowered and so sexy. My friends have noticed the difference in my behaviour! Masturbation helps PMS symptoms, and always improves my mood and relaxes me. The difference with the Rabbit, (as opposed to my hand) is that I can sit back and relax much more, and the pleasure has been much stronger (although I haven't orgasmed yet).


It may seem scary, and even silly, buying a vibrator when you haven't had sex. But, I can only tell you that, for me, it has changed the way I approach my sexuality. And now, when the time to lose my virginity comes, I won't be nervous about the physical discomfort - I saw taking my own (PHYSICAL ONLY) virginity as a gift to myself - I can devote the experience to pleasure, my own and his. I won't have to worry about the pain, just the connection, and will therefore be more relaxed and it'll be more fun for the both of us!


I know it seems scary - and it is at first - but it was really worth it. Love you all.

*Nurse Kimpy wipes a tear of happiness from her eye* Sexual empowerment, regardless of how it is gained, is a wonderful thing. Thank you so much for taking such a personal moment and turning it into something positive that other people can benefit from. Orgasms are win, and you can’t have enough of them. At least in NNK’s opinion.

Hi Nurse Kimpy! I think I am allergic to my new (first) vibrator! Is that even possible??? Every time I use it, I get an infection (discharge and itching for a couple days that goes away without treatment) When I got it, I also got some toy cleaning solution. At first I thought that might be the problem, so instead I use regular soft soap and rinse really really well. Has not helped at all. I've even tried to use it immediately after showering because I thought I might be inserting bacteria from outside inside if you get what I mean. I'm not allergic to latex (not on my hands anyway, I'm in a stable couple and haven't used condoms in ten years). Are there vibrators that are hypo-allergenic? Or are there any tricks you can give me? Thank you!

Oh, good question. Vaginal tissue can be very sensitive, as you’ve learned. Some women are more sensitive than others. There are definitely toys that are made from substances like “jelly” that can be irritating to vaginal tissues, even if they don’t contain latex. While many women can use condoms over the jelly vibrators to reduce the sensitivity, some women find that they’re also sensitive to the latex condoms, too. Due to your sensitivities, Nurse Kimpy encourages you to stay away from vibrators or toys made from jelly, rubber, or latex.

There are a few options that Nurse Kimpy suggests you try. You can look for toys manufactured from medical grade silicone. Those tend to be much more gentle on your sensitive tissues, but they also tend to be more expensive. A good example of medical grade silicone vibrators are either the Lelo or Leaf lines. Some websites that feature these types of vibrators are the Safe Sex Store, Holistic Wisdom and Adam and Eve. Yes, these vibrators are expensive, but they’re also incredibly well made an work like a charm.

Another option that is a wonderful solution are glass dildoes; Adam and Eve has an extensive collection of these babies. While they aren’t vibrators, they’re really great toys and won’t cause any irritation to your skin. The other wonderful thing about the glass dildoes? They can be easily sterilized by running them through your dishwasher or in a pan of boiling water. This virtually ensures you won’t be dealing with any nasty microbes that might be left after you, uh, play. *wink*

Here are some informative videos on two types of hypoallergenic vibrators the Vanity 11 and the CRAVE Duet.


Dear NNK - I'm new to the blog, and I've been reading back for a little while now. You're always super supportive of pretty much every sexual act, but I have to say, I found something you said.. I don't know, awkward?


In Threesomes 101 you say (I quote): ʺSweet Baby Jesus DO NOT participate in a Threesome for your first time!”


...I don't know if you mean that as a ʺWHOA, YOU COULD GET HURT,ʺ or something? But I lost my virginity in a threesome, and while it wasn't exactly perfect, I don't regret it. I just.. kind of want you to clarify why having a threesome for your first time is a bad thing?


Nurse Kimpy wasn’t the person who wrote the Threesomes 101 post, but she did visit with the author, Einfach_Mich. Here’s what my fellow perv had to say about your question:

While this reader was obviously emotionally mature enough for that kind of sexual experience, most people who have sex for the first time (even if it's only with one partner) aren't really ready for it. Sex is a big deal (emotionally speaking) for many people, no matter how many partners are involved in the sex act. The statement is meant to warn away virgins who might already be a little hesitant about having a threesome for their first time.

The fact that you were able to lose your virginity in a three way and it was a positive, pleasurable experience is so fortunate--you go, girl. As long as sex is safe, consensual, and fun, Nurse Kimpy is all over it. Many women in your shoes might not have had a similarly pleasurable experience due to nerves and anxiety. There are already so many issues in losing your virginity that adding the element of more than one sexual partner can make losing it rather complicated.

For most people, Nurse Kimpy suggests that they approach losing their virginity with one partner. If they’re able to handle more than one, following the NNK tenet of safe, consensual and fun? Go for it.


Do you have a question for Naughty Nurse Kimpy? Click the banner below, fill out the form, and get your answer in the next installment of Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012





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The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment. In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
Acronym Guide AU - Alternate Universe AH - All Human WIP - Work in Progress O/S - One Shot OOC - Out of Character WP - Wussperv Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Twilight, AH, WIP, E/B

Teal - I was quite a few chapters behind on this one and had to catch up on updates, but boy was it worth the wait! After all the hurty, I love the journey these two have taken to get back together, and the reunion sex? UNF x100000000 so good!

Corie The love and trust they have established again is amazing to see the relationship working at this angle and him being free to love her with all of himself. The reunion sex was a 10 for sure lol.



One Direction, RPF, Harry/Louis

Posy - This is a super fast read at only 423 words, but somehow sadtomatoff conveys how sweet and pure the love so many of us see between Harry and Louis, even when dirty talk in involved. 

Jen - I’m sort of frightened at how much I need Harry & Louis to be REAL. Stories like this soothe the worries of my shippin’ heart. 

Chele - I just want to nuzzle this ficlet. Adorable and filthy.




Merlin, Slash, Gwaine/Merlin

Posy - I stayed up all night long reading this very honest story. I loved Gwaine, a high school pot dealer who finds not only a new client in the new kid at school, but something he hadn’t quite bargained for. Each time I read how Gwaine described Merlin though his eyes, I swear I could see Merlin … er, Colin’s face. :) 

Jen - I looooove this story. It’s a longer one shot, and it really gave the author time to develop the characters. Gwaine is the best. He’s so hooked on Merlin, and just adorable as he figures out how to let Merlin know that he really, really likes him.

Chele - I found these characters achingly honest. There is such a strong pull between Gwain and Merlin and yet it takes quite a bit for their inhibitions to lower, and their intimate friendship to truly mature into the romance and intensity that is apparent from the start. I love the matter-of-fact portrayal of Gwaine’s job, and the small tidbits that are thrown in that make it feel real and kept me hooked. Excellent story.



Twilight, AH, Historical, WIP, Edward/Bella

Corie - I can’t say enough how much I love this story and Lord Masen just DOES IT FOR ME. This week’s update had me on my knees, watching her take a bath and her playing with him like she didn’t know he was there, lead to some off the charts fucking js.

Merlin, O/S, Merthur, Slash

Jen - King Arthur on his knees for Merlin. Who is wearing the crown. a;kjdfklasdjfasdfj 

Emmy - This fic is fabbytastic!! A beautiful fic full of smutty charm and yum. Plus what Jen said... **key smashes**

Harry Potter, O/S, Harry/Draco/Severus, PolySlash

Chele - Fairies, magical mushrooms, Severus Snape as an animagus, and a whole lot of dirty talk and sexual tension all wrapped up in a threeway. This fic was made to live under my hippie skirt. I want to make out with it in a field of daisies. I may be the last to discover the HDS Beltane Fest, but I’m making up for lost time by reading and swooning over every entry.

Merlin, O/S, Merlin/Gwaine, Slash Underage-ish

Chele -A short, super sweet fic in which Merlin has accidentally magics himself younger, and Gwaine comes home to discover his long time lover with an aura of innocence and the body of a 16 year old. By far the best “first-time that wasn’t really” fic. Tender and naughty, but so very right.

by Asher
Transformers, WIP, Knock-Out/Starscream, Slash

Chele - While I’m generally drawn to Transformer’s fic because of its treatment of sexuality in the absence of gender, I am intrigued on Asher’s take on Transformers Prime canon mentions of being “glitched” in reference to one who is drawn to other same gendered bots. The setting allows the author a unique freedom to explore the stereotypes that can take root in a militaristic culture, and the intense attraction that finds its way to the forefront despite all resistance. The wicked heat of sexual chemistry between Knock-Out and Scarscream doesn't hurt my feelings either.

by Anon
Merlin, AU, WIP, Merthur, Genderswap

Jen - I adore this fill on the kinkmeme. Arthur and Merlin have been through so much already, and they have so much further to go. They’re absolutely electric together sexually! Emmy - I keep seeing this on my kinkme alerts. But don’t normally like genderswap fics..... Hmmmm. Might have to give it a whirlie...

HP, o/s, post DH, EWE, HP/DM

Jen - Vulnerable!Draco is at odds with Malfoy-pride!Draco after he learns that Harry’s cheated. It’s a long emotional journey on the way to opening up and being honest with Harry. When the things they’ve left unsaid for so long are finally said--they’re better than they were before, in every way. Unf!

Merlin, O/S Merthur

Jen - Water sprites have enchanted Arthur and he’s neeeeeeedy for some cock. Merlin obliges, Percival watches and helps contain Arthur’s flaily body. 

Emmy - Normally I can’t do ANYTHING other than Merthur fics. BUT. BUT. BUT. BUT! Magic made them do it fics are a bit of a weak spot for me.... So. You kind of have to read it. Great POV from Percy. 

Jen - *dances* I made Emmy read not exactly Merthur !!! 

Emmy - Hahahah. I had actually already read it. But I did reread it because of you! ;)



1D, o/s, Liam/Louis, RPF
Jen - Someone slipped Liam a love potion. Needy!Liam ensues. Louis is wary, but eventually gives Liam. Just. What. he. Needs.

by Anon
Merlin, Complete, Merthur, voyeurism

Jen - Naughty, naughty high school girls spy on their teacher, and see more than they bargained for. Fortunately for them, they discover that m/m lovin is ridiculously hot!

Emmy - I was gonna shove this fic into the LR this week, but Jen pipped me to the post!! Fabby fabby fic. What happens when naughty school girls video their hot coach in the showers? Well they certainly get a surprise when Maths Teacher Mr Emrys joins him. Hottity hot!

MERLIN RPF, O/S, SLASH, BROLIN/CODLEY

Emmy - This is yummy hot, teasing look at what might have happened when Eoin (aka The Hair) Macken (Gwaine in Merlin) tweeted about the entire team having to have ice cream to cool down, during the heatwave in the UK a few weeks ago. So what did really happen in Wales??! Well.... ;) Jen - ooooomg. So fucking hot and kinky.

1D, o/s, Louis/Harry, RPF

Jen - And the award for best use of Eleanor in a fic goes to: sadtomatoff! Voyeurism FTW! My brain totally supports this universe.

by Author
Merlin, Canon Era, AU, O/S, SLASH, MERTHUR

Emmy - Oh my word!! Do I FLOVE this fic!!! Such a good fic. Jealous Merlin and oblivious Arthur makes for a fabby fic! Merlin can just about cope with Arthur going off with princesses, he needs a queen after all... But what happens when Merlin sees Arthur with someone he wasn’t expecting? A drunken Merlin asking why he wouldn’t be good enough sets off a brill chain reaction... Perfect fic is perfect!! Smutty with ALL THE FEELINGS!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TWP Chalk and Playing it Straight 6.26.12


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Team Wussperv, this team is made up of myself, Emmy aka Pippapear, Jess aka Jessypt, & Kim aka Kimpy0464, Plus we might every so often have one of our other pervs crash our party, as the fluffy goodness appeals to them too much! 
 I'm sure you're wondering what the fuck a wussperv is, right? A wussperv is someone that is... A) Tragically canon B) Loathes angst (when in massive doses) C) Loves smut D) Needs a Happy-Ever-After 

  We love to read new fluffy recc’s. :) Please feel free to let us know your favourite WussPerv friendly fic. It might be Team WussPervs next recc!


The Team WussPerv Picks are... 

Title: Chalk
Author: Honeybeemeadows
Chapters: 23
Words: 25,973
Reviews: 486
Summary:Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? Rated for various tensions, lemons and boys on rocks. I own nothing, not even a crash pad.

and 

 Title: Playing it Straight
Author: MissWinkles
Chapters: 27
Words: 36,547
Reviews: 951
Summary:Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.

Sometimes you just want a nice fluffy fic to cuddle up with. This week we’re sharing two cute, short complete fics.

  Corie
I’ll start with Chalk since that is the one I read first. I have to say I’ve read alot of fic but this was my first rock climbing story and I fell in love. The characters are quirky and fun. Edward is sexy and missing a shirt ALL THE TIME lol. Bella has this fun idea of wanting to get her chalky fingerprints somewhere on that sexy body of his and it drives her and the reader crazy waiting for it.

I really liked how uses the correct terms but never makes a non climber like myself feel out of the loop. Bella takes on the new hobby of bouldering by accident and on her first day she meets Shirtless Edward.
"Woah there." I was suddenly off the rock, but still not on the ground, hyper aware of two big biceps on either side of mine and hot breath on my neck in a chuckle. I was set back down on my feet, legs trembling even worse than before and looked up to find the Shirtless Guy unwrapping his arms from around me. "Thank you." I stuttered, fully aware that my body wasn't broken right now because of him. He looked down at my fingers. "Chalk. Every time. Or at least every other time, until you build up some calluses."
From that day on Bella is thrown into Edward’s off-the-wall group of climbers and has some of the most fun of her life. The relationship grows naturally and I fell in love with them as they did. It’s a quick read but doesn’t lack for heat or sex. I was fully satisfied when I reached the end of Chalk .

Now Playing it Straight again is a funny and sweet story but completely different. The amount of humor and friendship really made this story for me. We meet Bella who is looking for a new apartment after her best friend Rose has decided to move in with her longtime boyfriend. Edward is the only normal ad that Bella can seem to find in a great neighborhood, asking the right price. He’s cute and adorable and seems perfect, except for the fiance he has that is studying Ballet in Russia. Enter complications and with how unique these characters are it really made for a tremendous read.

There are so many great supporting characters that add to the richness of the story and just make it fun. I can’t say enough about how well done the friendship between Edward and Bella is and how natural they feel together. The smut is written so well and left me panting more than once.
The feel of his lips on my overheated skin sends my body in overdrive. We're close, but it's  not close enough. My need for him is crushing, like I won't survive another minute if he doesn't touch me. I guide his fingers up and under my shirt; the feel of his hand on my skin makes me want to sigh, but comes out a quiet keening noise instead. Almost instantly, his hand finds my breast, and my fingers tighten over his as his lips find the back of my neck, his hot breath sending chills down my spine. Our hips move in tandem, backwards and forwards, searching, pressing; looking for that right kind of friction. 
His name slides from my lips; drawn out and breathy as his fingers brush my nipple, moving over it so gently, so feather-light, it could be mistaken for a dream. He kisses across the top of my shoulder as his fingers tug at it gently, making me shudder. 
Sliding my hand behind me, I can feel him; hot, hard, and twitching against his underwear. As my hand touches him, his hips jerk, pushing into my fingers, the word fuck falling from his lips; tumbling, deep and throaty into my subconscious. My hand flattens over his length, feeling the damp spot on his boxers. Whispering my name, his other arm slides underneath me, his hand pressed to my chest, right over my thundering heart. 
Bold, fearless, uninhibited, I reach into his boxers and he shifts. With his lips beside my ear, I hear him swallow another fuck as the tips of my fingers come into contact with his warm, soft skin. He's so hot and thick; a perfect weight in my hand. We're pressed against each other so tightly there's barely room to breathe, but it feels so good, so right.



While I’m not usually one for super fluffy fics-heart rending angst is more my style- I had a great time reading Chalk and Playing it Straight. I could envision both of these delightful fics as romantic comedies; I could ‘see’ them on the big screen as I read.

Chalk by MissWinkles is just adorable. It definitely fits the romantic comedy mold, but it doesn’t read like a fic cliche. The rock climbing setting is definitely a first for me, and it presents lots of opportunities for comedy and Edward’s good natured ribbing of Bella.
I was just about to attempt for the next hold when I felt his fingers on my back. Just barely. Pressed softly to the skin just below my rib cage. 
I'm sure he'd probably done this before, anticipated and hovered his hand behind me for support in case I came unhinged, but this was the first time it was skin to skin and I could barely concentrate on anything around it. I let go of the rock with a gasp and he caught me under the arms, lowering me to the mat which really only made me slide slowly down the length of his entire body. 
Hot skin to hot skin. He stepped away from me the moment my feet touched the pad and hunched his shoulders up around his ears while he crouched to dig in his bag industriously.  
He pulled out a toothbrush and I wondered if he wanted to brush his teeth before he kissed me. 
Wait, what?
The teasing builds up to some heavy UST, and you’ll be dying for one of them to make a move. Luckily it’s a super quick read, so you don’t have to wait too long. *grin*

In Playing it Straight by MissWinkles Bella replies to Edward’s roommate wanted ad. He and his apartment sound too good to be true. They seem to hit it off and she moves in. Bella mistakenly assumes that Edward is gay, and for the most part that keeps her from swooning over him 24/7.

Their friendship develops gradually, with fabulous banter between them. After she learns of his fiance she is still able to suppress her growing feelings for Edward. All bets are off when he breaks it off with Sam, and the sexual tension they’ve both been ignoring comes flooding out.

There are a few bumps in the road, but no serious or prolonged angst. Even when things get steamy, Edward and Bella can still laugh at one another, and show the strong foundation their friendship gives their romantic relationship.
The back of my head presses against the front door as his lips find mine. My entire body shudders as his lips leave my mouth, his fingers brushing up and under my shirt, making my knees wobble as they drift up my sides lightly. I can't find a single part of me that gives an ounce of fuck that he's groping me in the middle of the hallway, where there are most likely cameras, and most definitely nosey neighbors. Fact is, I'm too busy shamelessly rubbing myself against him to care. His thumbs graze my nipples through my bra, his mouth leaving a trail of wet kisses across the swell of my breasts as he pushes them up to meet his lips 
"Inside," I moan as his teeth close lightly over my skin as he sucks. 
"Right here?" he asks, his voice hoarse and raspy. 
"What?" He stops and lifts his head, his eyes finding mine. "Oh…uh, never mind. I got confused." 
Pushing him away lightly, I put my hands on my hips. "Are you serious? What kind of girl do you think I am? Right here in the hallway?" 
He shrugs, grinning. "I don't know. Maybe you like an audience when you climb." 
He laughs as I slap him on the arm. "Smartass."
So, if you’re looking for a quick, fluffy-sweet read, check out Chalk and Playing it Straight!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Pervy Picspiration Banner Challenge June


The Pervs have teamed up with the ladies of TwiFicPics to create a special Pervy Picspiration challenge for all the talented graphic artists out there. We are asking for you to use the images from the latest group of Pervy Picspirations to make a banner for an as yet unwritten fan fic. That’s right, make the banner for a fic that doesn’t exist.

Below you will find a selection of Pervy Picspiration pictures we have chosen. Use a few and or all of these images to make a banner (you can use other images too, but you must use at least two of these picspiration images in the banner for it to qualify for the challenge).

Email your banner to contest@twificpics.com by Wednesday, June 27th. The winning banner will be posted on The Perv Pack’s Smut Shack, next Saturday. This Challenge is ANONYMOUS so no pimping your banner for votes. Details are listed below the smutty pictures or if you have any questions feel free to email contest@twificpics.com.

Now without further ado Bring on the Pervy Picspiration!

Click here to download a zip file of high quality versions of all the images.



Details of the Pervy Picspiration: Banner Edition


How does it work? TwiFicPics hosts a weekly challenge for graphic artists to test and expand their skills. Every fourth challenge, The Perv Pack and TwiFicPics are teaming up to bring a special challenge – Pervy Picspiration: Banner Edition.
The Challenge: Artists will have six days to pick from four weeks of Pervy Picspiration pictures on PPSS to create a banner for the graphics challenge. Once artists are finished with the banner, they will email it to contest@twificpics.com. From there, the contest moderators will post it on TwiFicPics.com anonymously.

Once the time period for submissions closes, a public vote will be posted and the winning banner will be featured on The Perv Pack’s Smut Shack’s blog. What’s more, the artist’s can add their banners to a special forum so that authors can come in, check them out, and adopt them for their story if they wish.

Rules: Artists can only create one banner entry for the contest.

Challenge entries must be anonymous.

All posting will be handled by the contest moderators. Please email your entry to contest@twificpics.com, along with the penname you wish to display next to your banner when the artists are revealed.

This is supposed to be fun! So have some.

Important Dates:

  • Submissions Open: Saturday, June 23nd
  • Banner Submissions Close: Wednesday, June 27th
  • Voting Open: Thursday, June 28th at 5pm PST
  • Voting Closed: Friday, June 29th at 5pm PST
  • Winner Announced: Saturday, June 30th

Where do I go? To check out previous challenges, head over to the challenges section of TwiFicPics

Why should I even do this? To have fun, and get a chance to improve your skills and practice new ones, we’d also like to give you some incentive for participation. If your banner wins, it will be featured on PPSS where it may catch the eye of a talented author who will write a fic for it. Also, every entrant will receive one point for entering. The first place banner winner will get five points, four for second place, and three for third. At the end of twelve weeks of TwiFicPics challenges, the top scorer will receive a prize.

What if I don’t win? Don’t give up. There’s always next time. We will be running this challenge regularly.

Who can I contact if I have questions? Feel free to contact contest@twificpics.com with any questions.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Pervy Picspiration 6/22/12

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Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story, or even a new chapter of an existing WIP, inspired by the pic(s). Remember it can be from ANY fandom you wish...


Leave a link to your story offering in the comments section and post it to your FF or LJ, AO3 or other host account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear or ememmyem on LJ or AO3 ) and make sure you mention the PPSS and that it was inspired by a Pervy Picspiration, by the following Thursday morning. (If you need more time, please don’t hesitate in still sending it to Emmy when you are done! We will still read and feature it!)

Each Friday Emmy will reveal her faves and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...


*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

IMPORTANT NEWS! We’ve changed the Pervy Picspirations Submission Times for YOU! You now get TWO WEEKS to get inspired and get pervy and write for me! So there really is no excuse not to..... (next week we will give you an additional pervy treat or two to keep you inspired, or inspire you anew) So do look back next Friday, for some more porn visual inspiration or Pervy Picspirations for you! And in two weeks there will be a brand new challenge and hopefully some smutty stories...
So felt the heat in shorts?

Bloody Hell!!!! bluedragoninamber has made me blush this week with the latest dark n filthy chapter of her darkly delish slashy vampy story Descent chapter 4: Mirror. It takes the previous theme of playing with mirrors and yet again bluedragoninamber has put her own dark twist on it for us!
Jen said: Woah, that was intense and hot. I totally believe that the Volturi would have done ANYTHING to break down Carlisle's resistance to embracing the true nature of a vampire. I'm looking forward to seeing how  bluedragoninamber knocks down Carlisle's walls!
bluedragoninamber is one of those authors who was made to remove her works over on FF.net so its worth checking her out in her new home over on AO3. She has lots of dark smutty stories, with all pairings! On AO3 anyone and everyone can read her story, you don’t need to be a member, only if you want to leave a signed-in comment, otherwise you can be anon. So DO go check her great story out and give her some love. Her writing is sexy and dark, great combo. We will hopefully get more based on future prompts....
Our joint contest with TwiFicPics each month to create pervtastic banners is going from strength to strength! Read more about it here Pervy Banner TwiFicPics Competition. Make sure you go look and ADOPT HERE! There are AMAZING entries yet again. The last fabbio winner was hereNEW Challenge coming VERY soon! Keep your peepers peeled!

What will it take to get you writing for me? …...
So this week? So I think I deserve the best. So do you. How about some diamond and pearls? Drape your body is cold and hard, or skin warmed jewels and adornments... Its one way to feel special. Why are there precious jewels decorating beautiful dark or pale skin? A reward? A punishment? A sign of ownership? A declaration of love? But as always its about whatever these sexy pics of buff blokes and bonny birds covered or uncovered in precious stones do for you. How do they make you feel? What fandom do you want to write for? Really it is all about sexy pictures to get your writing sexy scenes... SO remember ANYTHING in the pics can inspire you to write for me. Go on... Do they do anything for you? What do the pics make you feel? Write it! It is whatever you wish! As always it is your call! Completely up to you....
What fandom do you prefer to read or write? Twilight? Merlin? Harry Potter? Spartacus? Game of Thrones? The Eagle? Hunger Games? Transformers? DC Comics? GOT? Sherlock? Inception? TSN? Or one I haven’t mentioned? NO matter the fandom, we want you to write it, and we WILL read it! We love all fandoms, and especially love discovering new fandoms....
Remember you can take the prompt anyway and get writing - any character or fandom! Or you can be inspired in ANY way by the pics and write something tasty - it doesn’t matter! Just write me something.
Whatever the pics below do to you - write it... No matter what smutty delights they unlock. SO what do these pics do for you, do to you? Just go for it and WRITE anything for ANY FANDOM and any pairing that the pics or prompt inspires..!
Write me anything - be it Slash, FemmeSlash, AU or AH, canon or even OOC... AND remember for any fandom... Perhaps one of the pics inspires you to write a new chapter in a work-in-progress, or try something new. Be it a drabble, be it a one-shot or be it a WIP, just write for me. Make it sexy, make it sweet and tender, make it sensuous, erotic or downright naughty. Your call. Just let the inspiration take you - be you a BNA or an innocent virgin, wanting your Pervy Picspiration cherry popped for fun. Write whatever the pics inspire in you.....

I’m waiting.........