Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Lemon Report 8/16/11

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

AH, O/S, Slash, Ed/Emmett

Jeanne - Holy fucking hot shit! When two awesome writers like mskathy and tara sue me collaborate you know the resulting fic will be insanely hot. These ladies do not disappoint. Emmett is a hot, take no-shit contractor that’s got a thing for nice asses. Edward is the all business cooperate perfectionist with the best ass that Emmett has ever seen. When these two finally get a chance to act on their intense attraction the resulting sex is volcanic. *pants and fans self*

Jess - I was so glad I saw talk about this amazing bit of hotness on Twitter, because I was totally fail in reading it in the Fandom For Sexual Assault Awareness Compilation. This was so full of hotness... just ::swoon:: and unf!

Chele -Oh sweet hotness. I freaking love this pairing, and the writers have done an amazing job in capturing Emmett and Edward’s personalities, and giving us a wickedly hot visuals. It’s erotic without being overly graphic. This is just the right start for a new slash reader, or for seasoned pervs like us.

Jen - You know what I love best about all the fundraising compilations our fandom has created? Reading a fuckhot story the first time, and then falling in love with it all over again when it’s posted to the author profile. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving. This incarnation of Edward and Emmett is sexy as hell. They have the core of their canon traits, but these are men, not teenaged boys. So fucking hot.

AH, O/S, E/B

Jen - Blazingly hot and super romantic. And it was inspired by two pictures from the beloved Details photoshoot. UNF. You’ll never look at a balcony the same way.

Jess - Love, love, love these little bits of hot, sexy times sadtomato is giving us!

Emmy - sadtomato can do no wrong. I love her and her writing. These are great wee sexy shots. All canon for now. But knowing sadtomato I am hopeful there might be slash ahead! :D

Trin- Oh how sweet and delicious was this? As Emmy said it is a wee sexy shot that you will leave you happy and satisfied.


Jess - There’s not much that can be said except, “Holy Hell!” This was one hot motherlovin’ update... just... ::grabs a ciggie:: go read.

Emmy - That happened faster than I thought (TWSS)! But very nicely done... I wonder what this will mean for our toon loving kids...

Trin - You GUISE!!!! I just don’t have words for how much I LOVED this update. These two are just so fantastic (and HOT) together!!

Jeanne - FINALLY! *THUD*

Jen - Hot damn! I hope this encounter gives Edward the confidence he needs to go after his woman!


Jess - I’m totally behind the power curve on this one, but in my quest to find good Carlisle/Bella fic, this one found me! You know I adore anything with culinary tidbits, and this was chock full of it. The steamy love connection between these two as they cooked and tasted and tested in the kitchen was absolutely yummy.

Chele - Such an awesomely well-rounded story. Literally. This story of love found in the kitchen was written as an entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious challenge, and it brings the curves and the heat. Loved it.

Teal - It's pretty much impossible to not love this story. Bella is sweet...feisty yet vulnerable. Carlisle is the cutest little fanboy ever. The sexual tension builds in the most wonderful, fun to read way, and when it final unleashes - yum!

AH, O/S, E/B

Emmy - This fic left me feeling mega sexy and squirmy - yet it doesn’t have full blown sex in it. What I will tell you is that reading about a Blind Edward, feeling his way over Bella was magnificent, and obviously the sexiest experience that this Bella had experienced. It most certainly left me well hot and bothered!! Plus it introduces us to Jasper and Garrett. They feature in another of DellaTerra’s stories and the way she writes them turns them into one of my favouritist fic pairings I have read. As always this is beautiful writing from her.

AH, WIP, E/B (some other pairings mentioned)

Emmy - I am not sure how I stumbled upon this author. But I am enjoying the slow build of this story. Bella is very much finding her way, now she has left home and is at Uni [College to you Yanks! ;)]. After some false starts and general getting to know the people on campus, and alongside her creating a new image and outlook for herself, she starts seeing uber-golfer Edward. He’s a fellow student in her composition class, and this fic deals with their slow bonding, Bella’s exploration and her self-discovery. Edward is a super-sweetie. Although he can be an idiot at times (he is still a college boy!), and has to make amends, but his and Bella’s recent explorations were super yummy!

AH, Novella (complete), SLASH, E/Riley

Emmy - I think you all know by now that I am a HUGE fan/shipper/slag/whore for Edward/Riley fics. I mean come on. Double the pretty, plus interesting dynamics! Very alike characters in one way and not in others and huge variances on their characterisations depending on if you follow canon or not.
Anyways this is mega cute and has a second chapter that is lemony-delicious. What more do you want really? Cute, slashy boys having friendships, misunderstandings, fun, fears and sex. Fabbio.

AH, O/S, Ed/Esme

Jeanne - Coo Coo Ca Choo Mrs. Robinson! This little story is so sweet and hot! An older, married Edward reflects on his younger years, when he met a beautiful, young widow, Esme. While this story is short it is packed with hotness and a hint of romance. Fuck! I just love Edward as a young, attentive lover with a sexually confidant Esme. The combination makes me so happy in my pants. UNF!

Jess - This. What Jeanne said. So much! I had the pleasure of reading this a while back and LOVED it then. Love this pairing.

AH, O/S, Esme/Seth

Jeanne - Apparently, I am all about the May December hotness, lately, but shit with all these sexy stories who wouldn’t be? Here we have the story of a widowed Esme that has long forgotten her passion when a handsome young gardener gives her libido a wake-up call. The fact that the handsome gardener is Seth just makes it all the hotter and heartwarming. He isn’t just a young stud looking for a quick fuck, because after all this is Seth. His compassion, kindness and earnest desire for Esme is refreshing. As these two dance around their attraction the UST builds to an intense level and when they finally come together I was going to pass out from the raw, erotic passion. This should be at the top of everyone’s must read list.

Jess - This was an absolute delight to read. It was beautifully written, told in the metaphor of a flower opening... and this pairing was... WOW! It just worked so well. The hotness, the UST, the lovin’... unf!

Jen - I’m dying to read this but ran out of time last night! It’s at the top of my list.


Teal - Oh my gawdddddddddddddd. Finally! This is one of my absolute favorite WIPs, and I've been a squirmy little bug since I first started reading. It's been a long journey for both of them, but they're together at last, giving in to one another in not only a physical way, but wholeheartedly. Lovely!

Emmy - Like Teal I was so thrilled to see the fruition in this chapter. So pleased to see how far they have come together. Its so right for them to come together and be together. A beautiful thing.. But what next for our distance separated loves, seeing the sacrifices Bella in particular has had to make to find her home....

Jen - So happy for these two! They’ve both made themselves vulnerable in some way as they repair their relationship, and I think that makes the lovin’ all the sweeter.

AH, O/S, E/B

Teal - I'm a total sucker for anything mskathy writes, and this one-shot is no exception. Like a total slut, I loved seeing Edward and Bella sneak off to get it on in Carlisle's van, but beyond that, these two were just so sweet together. So much love.

AH, collected o/s, Carlisle/Bella

Jen - Brits23 and lazykate are the Masterpervs, and they live up to their name this week with not one, but two smoking hot oneshots. Brits23 brings us part 2 of Red Light Special. Carlisle is Dr.Hot Bitch indeed. I can only hope that we get to see more of the two doctors and their firey relationship!

lazykate wrote Doctor Cullen, starring a deliciously naughty Professor Cullen. She doesn’t name the Cullen, so it’s ladies choice. For me, I can just picture Dr. Carlisle giving co-ed Bella the screwing of her life on his office desk. Unf!


MsKathy said...

Thank you so much for featuring Blueprints & Fireworks this week. I am over the moon tickled with joy. I appreciate the way you uplift and support the fandom, and in awe of everything you do each week. Thank you!

SqueakyZorro said...

Wow! Thank you so much for including I Possessed My Lover in the Garden! I've been grinning all day and still can hardly believe it. :D

LuckyStar815 said...

Thank you so much, my darlings! It was a very tough week for Mind the Gap, with zero interest from readers (alerts/hits) after that update, and you know me and my insecurities.. I'm so glad you loved it and as always, saw exactly what was hidden there between the lines. I'm proud that you read my story.

Emmy said...

Thanks for giving us your lovely stories ladies!

We hope new readers find your work.

Keep giving us the goodies!

Much love

BornOnHalloween said...

HOLY SMOKES- The Smut Shack found my Holden coeds? Color me tickled pink! Thank you, Emmy, for that lovely rec. I have to say, I think it's quite amusing that of all my characters, you picked the two most innocent for the lemony section. I was surprised and delighted when I heard! Your site is awesome, and I am so honored to have landed on your list! Many, many thanks, BOH