Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Lemon Report 1/24/2012

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

Game of Thrones/ASoIAF, Jaime/Brienne, AU, Spoiler Warning: Spoilers for Books 1-3 of the A Song of Ice and Fire series

Jeanne - If you are only familiar with the Game of Thrones tv series this pairing and the story may not make a whole lot of sense to you. However, if you’ve read into Book 3 of the series then this pairing should be canon in your brain, like it is in my mind and heart.

*gives everyone a hard look* I mean it, it is canon, I don’t care what anyone else says, damn it!
Here we get a fun look at a happier ending for the characters of the series, and specifically for Jaime and Brienne, who are both trying to figure out where they fit in a post-war Seven Kingdoms. Two things I love the most about this fic are how the author brings a maturity to Brienne that I hope to see manifest in canon, and she captures the banter between these two that won my heart in the first place. When the UST that has been building between these two for three (fucking) books finally, Finally, FINALLY erupts it is almost too brief, but refreshingly realistic. This fic fits into canon, and in my pants.

Chele - I’m still slipping into this fandom kicking and screaming. These characters are just so lush in canon, and I love how authors are able to build on that. Brienne is feisty and sexy and strong, and Jaime.... well... he’s a bastard, but I love him. So much hotness here.

AU, Complete, E/B

Jen - bmango’s vamp universe is like nothing else you’ve read in this fandom. I don’t know that I’d call it UST, but there’s a lot of longing between Edward and I’sabel. Now that the duty of the title has been fulfilled, there’s finally time for them to come together. It’s a romantic fairy tale, with a wonderful conclusion.


Jess - I have loved every single update of this story. Some are heart hurty, some of just so full of fun, and others, like chapter 48 are so insanely hot I was speechless. When I said theladyingrey42 slayed me. I meant it. GO. READ. THIS. STORY. So perfectly adorable and unf!

Emmy - Yeah. I love this. Such an adorable couple who deserve a hea. For ever.

Jen - Where will I get my daily dose of happy when this is over? Where? So delicious.

Game of Thrones/ASoIAF, Loras/Renly, Slash, Missing Moment, Spoiler Warning: Spoilers for Books 1 and 2 of the A Song of Ice and Fire series

Jeanne - You gotta a love a fandom where slash is canon. UNF! Loras and Renly have a tumultuous story in the canon, but here we (and they) get a brief respite from politics to just enjoy the simple joy of being in love. If you’re familiar with the books (or tv series) or not, this is still a (bitter) sweet story of two young men expressing their love for each other. Plus you gotta love some romantic buttsex. *happy whore sigh*


Emmy - I love these boys something rotten. But, alas I fear that heartichoke is ahead.... Until then I am enjoying their super yummy sexy times, exploration and love. BUT damnit Jasper. Don’t break his heart!!!!!!!!!

Jen - Oooh, Em. I think my review said pretty much the same. Always yummy sexytimes but there are some serious angst-clouds gathering!

Hunger Games, Pre-canon, Cinna/Finnick, Slash, Warning: implied age gap

Jeanne - Here we have a peek into a possible past shared between a champion and stylist. It is short, but packed with emotional depth and passion. One night, shared between two men for very different worlds, but who feel a strong connection. The sex is as desperate and intense as any battle in the arena. It left me aching and with a sad smile on my face. Slash fans, read this right the fuck NOW!

AU, Edward/Leah

Jeanne - If you are an Edward/Leah fangirl and you haven’t been following this fic you are missing out. Here we have an alternative universe where Edward has become a vampiric vigilante. His main focus being a certain blond vampire that he has a very personal issue with. Things get sticky for this delightfully snarky Edward when the Volturi discover what he is up to, and then he runs into a certain sassy shewolf that we know and love. This is a wild ride of a fic, but at its heart it’s about two very different creatures finding that they have more in common than they ever had imagined.

Jen - This story. I don’t even know what to say. Just read it. Intense, sexy, lots of longing. Eight perfect chapters.

Jess - I’m still flailing so hard over this story. I just... I seriously need an epi for the epi. Do you hear that IdPattThat?? xoxo

Arthur/Gwaine, Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine, but really it’s all about Merlin/Arthur, O/S

Posy -There is a page over on LJ called High School Merlin. I was pulled over there by a friend to read this story by Anon. I did a little digging, and thanks to OnTheTurningAway I found out that this story was written by onelittlesleep. This is an amazing bit of raw loveliness. I want to worship at her feet. Be warned though, this could be classified as dubcon, the guys are in high school, and also Arthur and Merlin are brothers, but not brothers that grew up together. In fact, they just found out about each other when Merlin moved in with his uncle because his mom is in hospital. I realize those are a lot of hard limits for people, but I didn’t feel squicked out in the least. In fact, the ending made me want to read more and more about these guys. Part of that may have been that the entire story is told through Gwaine’s eyes. So great! Go read!


Nico -Edward’s a bar owner who can read minds and lets just say Bella has “a lot” on her mind. ;) After a rocky start it heats up and who wouldn’t love a guy who can make every sexual fantasy you can come up with in your mind come true! :)

Emmy - What a premise this fic has!!! An unusual and sexy take on Ed’s powers. Sexually amped and full of tension and sizzle. But also some sadz....

Corie- One of my faves right now. Seriously original characters and some of the steamiest moments around this weeks update killed me with Edward making his signature drinks a “Tingling Pussy”.


Jen - What else is there to do when you seem to be the only man and woman alive in your metropolitan area? Why, fuck like you’re the last people on the planet. Ok, ok, that’s kind of glib, because Bella and Edward really do love one another. Things are looking kind of bleak at the moment but I have faith in their survival skills.

Nico -What’s not to love about Lilac Killer and Blaze, and then add to that mud and clean up? Yes more please. :)

Jess - It’s no secret I love this story (and really, all of kdc2239’s pretty words). We’re in for a ride, folks! #shamelessbeta


Jen - Bella and Edward are taking steps, in both the present and the past, to finally and truly resolve some of the epic UST between them. This chapter is like the hors d'oeuvres before we get to the main dish. Yum!

Emmy - **Sobby mess** Its not like its not warm and sweet in parts, or sexy. But oh dear, heartichokey at times... Gah. Slays me.... This is such a masterful story, such a masterpiece from KiyaRaven


Jen - Oh, how I love this story! Three words: make up sex.

Emmy - Wow. This update came out of the blue for me, and swept me away again. :) Delightful!

AH, WIP, Drabbley, HS, E/B

Emmy - This Edward is just a nerdy, virginal, shy cutey. So him getting his dues is lovely to read! Bless him. He’s such a cutie-tootie! But he takes good care of his girl. Boy does she get hers... A good fun, fast read of a fic. Cute.

AH, O/S, SLASH, Ed/Riley

Emmy - EDWARD/RILEY! It’s EDWARD AND RILEY people!!!! Therefore I would love it. But regardless of my bias, its yummy, lovely, slightly nerdy and hot-to-trot cuteness. Yay!

Jen - Librarian? check. Edward in glasses? check. Unf? fuck yeah.

AH, WIP, E/Ben & E/B, Slash

Nico -This fic has been owning me, starts off with Edward and Ben together but what happens when Edward starts to have feelings he never expected. Edward is just sexy and his open and honest approach to everything he does just makes you want to jump him more. :)

Corie- Nico totally has my interest peeked adding to my list!


Corie- There is not a WIP on my LONG list that has imagery done as well as this story for me. I adore this historical fic. The use of color and season to move each chapter along is divine. I LOVE a well done AU vamp and I’m also a sucker for history stories so this one is such a perfect blend for me. This week we finally get a taste of the citrus variety between E/B and it left me panting for more. I adore this Edward he’s suave and refined but the monster is lurking under every movement. There are some great scenes of him unleashing that monster too. This is a must read for me.

Jen - I saw this mentioned on twitter a few times on Monday and wanted to check it out. Definitely on my list now- can’t wait to have a minute to start reading it!

Complete, AU, AH, E/B

Corie- I’m halfway through reading this story and I’m in love. It’s smart and well excuted. The UST is out of this world and the emotions run so high. I have to say Derdiru oFaolain does such a superb job at weaving a complex story and never making the reader struggle to focus on the details. I love the difference in character use and I just read the first lemon and its touching and beautifully written. I am so enjoying this and can’t wait to see how its all plays out!

Emmy - I've been on a self inflicted embargo of this fic. Waiting for the HF to end. So now I have it's few chapters to devour!!! Such storytelling and complex and captivating characterisations. So good. Edwards desperation kills me!


Teal - Oh hot damn. They’re back together. Time has been weird and wonderful to these characters, but they’re finally getting to be exactly where the need. So happy for them, and loving the hot, awesome sex we get out of it!

Corie- Oh so happy too Teal seriously these moments of them together and happy are fantastic. I can’t wait to see more of that.

Nico-This is one of those stories that gets me talking to my computer, well not in a crazy way but a good way! I’m so excited for these two and waiting/make up sex is always hot! :)


Teal - These two are pretty damn cute, and Bella cracks me up as the eager little no-longer-a-virgin. Such teenagers =)

Nico -These two are just adorable and Bella gets to be the naughty one, which is always super fun in my book :)

Emmy - The super cute has turned interesting and tragic. What. Ow for the loves struck, loved up cuties?!


Teal - After all this time and the crazy progress Edward and Bella have made in such a short period of time, she is finally a vampire! Appropriately so, we get hot newborn vampire sex, and it does not disappoint at all. Also, all of Edward’s mushy, sweet, lovey dovey feelings are totally great!

Emmy - Gah I still have this chapter to read! one of my all time faves AU.

Jess - Unf! JS

AH, WIP, Em/Riley

Jess - I am still swoonin’ hard core over these two. This update was full of new experiences for Em... so freaking hot.

Jen - Fuck hot smut. Emotional growth & adorableness. What more could you ask for?


Seylin said...

Cinna/Finnack? HELL TO THE YES! - runs off to read-

D_sparkle9 said...

Amen sister! Love pretty much any Finnick pairing other than Annie (too sad!) My fave Finnick stories are Kissing Lessons with Finnick by miss scarlett 05 (super cute) and lost time by oprah winfrey (kinda angsty, but soooo good) on ff.net. More hg recs please!