Sunday, February 14, 2010

Announcing the Winners of the Golden Lemon Awards



We are proud to announce the winners of the Golden Lemon Awards! We had an overwhelming response, with over 2000 lemons nominated and 1198 votes. We'd like to thank the following lovely ladies. We wish we could give all of you awards too:

HeatherDawn for making our lovely banners and graphics.

FeistyY.Beden, Algonquinrt, and MsKathy for helping us with cool award names.

All of our validators: apolloandbaby, beans827, IHateCleanBreaks, HeatherDawn, HookaShewz, KeepingUpWiththeKids, Kikikinz, Legna, MrsAC, mozzer0906, Profitina, secamimom, SingleStrand, TSW_913, TwiSherry, and Viola Cornuta.

Everyone who promoted, tweeted, and told their friends to nominate and vote.

The Awards programs who answered Kassiah's pleas for voting help.

All of the writers, readers, voters, and especially those who took the time to nom.

The Fictionators and the PervPack Smut Shack for announcing our Winners.

Without further ado, the Winners of the first edition of the Golden Lemon Awards, as chosen by popular vote:



Link to Best Buttsecks Lemon



Link to Best Cherry Pop Lemon



Link to Best Cockblock Lemon



Link to Best Dirty Talk Lemon



Link to Best Dry Hump Lemon



Link to Best Fucking in Water Lemon



Link to Best Fucking Up Against Wall Lemon



Link to Best Group Sex Lemon



Link to Best Kiss Lemon



Link to Best Make-Up Sex Lemon



Link to Best Oral Sex Lemon



Link to Best Sex in Public/Outdoor Sex Lemon



Link to Best Slash Lemon



Link to Best Tie Me Up and Fuck Me Lemon



Link to Best Use of Food in Sex Lemon



Link to Best Vamp Sex Lemon



Link to Best Wank Lemon



Link to Best "Yes! They Finally Did It!" Lemon



Link to Most Creative Position or Most Original Lemon Lemon



Link to Sweetest Sex Lemon


We also are awarding the following Special Awards. The Special Host Awards were selected by Kassiah and bsmog and though nominations were taken into account, they were chosen completely by the hosts:


Link to "sin and fuck and heaven all rolled into one" Lemon


Nothing that Kassiah is involved in could be complete without OJward.

Link to Best Use of OJ in a Lemon


Finally, there really wasn't much deliberation when we were selecting the recipient of this award. She was immediately chosen by the two of us as well as receiving the most nominations. This person is synonymous with good smut and we love her so much. For all the lovin', smexin', and fuckin' (vamp and otherwise), The Lifetime Achievement in Smut Award goes to:



We'll be back (probably in August) with more Golden Lemon Awards! We'll have new categories, new lemons, and a whole new nominating process. So start thinking of your faves now and be sure to follow @kassiah on twitter for updates!

Thanks again and Congratulations to the Winners!

Love & Lemons,
bsmog & Kassiah

2 comments:

KJ said...

The titles are hilarious! Love them!

Alby Mangroves said...

The Award titles are brilliant. I'm going to make it my mission to verify that each of them is well deserved by reading through them several times.
Thanks for all the *hard* work Ladies x