Trick or Treat

Halloween fic comes in all flavors: vamp and human, fluffy and fun, dark and disturbing, and of course, sexy and smutty; you name it, you can find it. Our pervs have worked hard to gather some goodies so we can play a little Trick or Treat.
We'll start with the Treats:

Night Time Romeo

by nerac AH, E/B

Jen- Night Time Romeo by nerac is a sweet and funny o/s (it was written for a contest; subsequent chapters stand alone). It’s almost Halloween, and an unwilling Bella is dragged to a costume shop by Alice. Alice insists that Bella try on costumes. After a struggle to get the sexy dress on, Bella meets Edward. They’re immediately attracted to each other, but are completely awkward together. What happens at the Halloween Party? Will Bella get her Night Time Romeo? Will they give in to the tension between them and have sexytimes?





Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony
by theladyingrey42 AU, Alice/Jasper

Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony by theladyingrey42 is a dark vampire story. Jasper is a vampire and Alice is still human. He’s drawn to her because through his gift he experiences people’s emotions as colors, and Alice’s color is the strongest he’s ever experienced. Theladyingrey42 has created a visually rich story, and you feel the storm brewing as the o/s builds to a conclusion. Though there is an undeniable attraction between them, this is not exactly a love story. Theladyingrey42’s stories are always beautiful, so go and read this one to find out what happens at the intersection of madness, blood, and sex.




Countdown to Halloween
by Breath-of-Twilight Supernatural, E/B

Jenn - Breath-of-Twilight is hosting the Countdown to Halloween II One Haunted Hallows Eve. This ‘story’ is a collection of 31 anonymous one shots. Authors will be revealed on Halloween. As I was reading through, chapter 5 (oneshot #3) really captivated me. From the time she’s 14, Bella finds herself being comforted by an invisible presence when she is extremely upset. Each year, she learns a bit more about this presence, and she eventually figures out that his name is Edward. I don’t want to spoil the rest of the story, so I’ll leave it at this: it’s very sweet and quite romantic.

Happy Halloween Smut

by fngrcufs

Peanuts Linus/Sally AU

Chele- By now, you should trust me to go the route less traveled. I discovered this from a twitter recommendation, and simply couldn’t resist adding it to the Halloween collection. While the title would imply a little PWP, it is actually adorable and hilarious in addition to the porny implications.
Warning: This is not Twific. I had to go fandom hopping to the Peanuts universe for this gem. That’s right, It’s The Great Pumpkin. Now, before you throw rotten gourds at me, Linus is all grown up, but still seeks the quiet solitude of his annual escape to the pumpkin patch. Will sexy co-ed Sally join him this year? Trust. You want to find out.
fngrcufs will likely never speak to me after being included on this round-up, but if you love it like I did, it will be worth the silent treatment.





Le Casa Stregata
by Amery Marie

E/B 3-parter WIP A/U

Emmy  This is the first part of a three-parter from the brilliant Amery Marie. The first part has left me really intrigued, I am dying to know the answers to many questions hinted at so far. Bella’s strange dreams, why she doesn’t like being called Isabella and how Lauren is going to get her comeuppance... I cannot wait for the next 2 parts. I really encourage you to read this - the writing is great and I can feel it already building into something epic for Halloween!

All Hallows Moon
by x-Twitch-x and DangerXMagnetE/B Mystery
Teal - Last year, I hosted a Halloween contest with some of my friends. Of all the entries, All Hallows Moon was definitely my favorite. Take a campfire on Halloween night, add in a meeting of a few strangers, spice it up with a ghost story, and you’ll be feeling some goosebumps! There’s a strange connection between Edward and Bella, but why? And the real question remains, is there any truth behind the ghost story in that area? I wouldn’t call this one a scary story or a horror, if you can’t handle that kind of thing. It’s more a a suspense and mystery, and you’d be remiss if you passed this story by! (And leave a review -- this is a very under appreciated one-shot!)

Now it's time for the tricks. Look What the Perv's have been brewing up for you.



Team Edward?? Team Jacob??? (Or a PackPervTM like Jeanne?)

Or perhaps you are into a bit more pain...
like your toys to have a sting in their tale?? & yeah... Everyone needs a fangbanger

And if your guy is into vampires

We’re hoping to get some trick-or-treaters here at the Smut Shack.


Maybe a soccer player?

Might be nice to have a sailor around........

Firemen are always a nice choice....

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These boys certainly enjoy Halloween....
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Pervy Picspiration

Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story inspired by the pic(s).

Leave your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement


Last week I tried to corrupt you with sexy wet Brazilian beauties! With the following prompts:

Well I must say I got quite a treat from you last week - a delightful drabble from dellaterra by the name of River Idyll & what’s more dellaterra is going to continue the drabble into a series of drabbles... How honoured am I? I cannot tell from the first one what pairing this is going to be - but the first drabble is full of promise and is ripe and juicy.... Go show dellaterra some love!

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OK! New week! New pervy picspiration.

So that means I want FRESH BLOOD from you! Gimme gimme gimme your words. Be inspired. You haven’t written before? Dinnae fret! Just dip your toe in and give me a few hot words... An established writer but stuck in a bit of a rut? Again - dinnae fret! Just let the pic’s tickle an urge inside of you and try a new wee piece of fun/angst/raw/feroicity/fragility - the world is your oyster.... Just do it....
So this week - I have a focus on arses. Yup. Butts. Ass’s. Cheeks. Globes. Cakes. Rump. Buns. Whatever you want to call them. I present two delicious arsey-shots for you! For the love of god - let them get your *ahem* creative juices flowing - and hit me up. Give it to me babe’s!





I’m waiting.........

COCKtails and other Culinary Delights: Halloween Sweets

Who doesn’t love a good COCKtail or a decadent sweet treat? COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights is a special feature full of fabulously pervy recipes and how-tos for COCKtails, sweet treats, and other food-related pleasures. We’ll have all sorts of smuttastic ideas for a girl’s night out on the town or a “quiet” evening at home.


In honor of Halloween, let’s talk about a sweet treat that most of us love - Chocolate!

Through the ages, chocolate has been linked to love and romance. In fact, the Aztecs and Mayans thought it invigorated men and made women less inhibited, making it the perfect gift for men and women once it made its way to Europe.


Chocolate contains chemicals associated with feelings of happiness, love, passion, lust, endurance, stamina, and mood lifting, thanks to its effect on neurotransmitters and endorphins (the “feel good” chemicals) in the brain.

Countless studies have been done to try and determine whether or not there is any real merit to the aphrodisiac-like effects of chocolate. For now, it appears that there is no real scientific evidence to support it, other than the generally positive feelings people have after eating.

Regardless of the science, indulge a little in whatever form you like and enjoy the very pleasant side effects, because we all know, chocolate can be very fun to play with.

SEXY CHOCOLATE AVOCADO PUDDING

1 avocado

1/4 cup coconut milk (Thai Cuisine – organic and full fat)

3-4 tbsp Cocoa Camino powder

Agave nectar to sweeten as desired

Pinch of sea salt (to bring out the sweet)

Mix everything in a mini blender. Serve in a chilled wine glass and top with berries or eat as is.

Images of hubs swirling his finger around the inside of the glass, getting every last bit before sticking his finger out for me to suck clean... hot damn!

Lady Godiva Chocolate Martini

2 ounces of Godiva Chocolate liqueur

2 ounces of Creme de Cacao

1 ounce of half-and-half

2 ounces of freezing Goldenbarr Chocolate vodka

1 tablespoon of shaved white chocolate

2 well chilled, classy looking martini glasses

Combine the Godiva Chocolate liqueur, Creme de Cacao, and Goldenbarr Chocolate vodka into a cocktail shaker half full of cracked ice. Shake for one full minute. Add the half-and-half to the shaker and gently swirl (circular motion). Strain your fine chocolate creation into your martini glasses. Top each martini with shaved chocolate or dip the rim of the glass in cocoa powder.

This drink is perfect for a girls night in! Whip this baby up and unwind!

Double Chocolate Cupcakes

~Cake~

3oz instant chocolate pudding mix

16oz sour cream (not low fat)

2 C semisweet mini chocolate chips

1 Devils food cake mix (pudding in the mix)

3 eggs

1/2 C water

1/3 C canola oil

Heat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a standard 24-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners. Miix all ingredients, except chips. Fold in chocolate chips. Bake for 15-20 minutes. Cool 15 min them remove from pan & cool on a rack. Swirl dark chocolate ganache over the top and refrigerate. Top with fresh raspberries.

~Dark Chocolate Ganache~

2 cups heavy cream

1/2 cup confectioners' sugar

1/8 teaspoon salt

1 pound bittersweet chocolate, roughly chopped

In a large saucepan, bring 2 cups heavy cream, 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar, and 1/8 teaspoon salt to a boil. Remove from heat; add 1 pound bittersweet chocolate, roughly chopped, and let stand, without stirring, for 1 minute. Whisk just until combined. Refrigerate, stirring occasionally, until spreadable, about 1 hour.

If you love chocolate cake (and even if you don’t... like me), this recipe is for you! It will have your mouth watering, and you’ll be begging for another one. Enjoy this sweet treat after a nice dinner for two at home, then grab a glass of wine and head upstairs for a little sexy time.

And if all this wasn’t enough for you... get a chocolate thong for him (“I have a heart on for you.”) and for her (“Eat your heart out.”). As soon as your partner puts on this thong, the heat from his/her body will begin to melt the chocolate heart. This is a thong for two people... Lick away!

Turn Me On: Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar

We want to know what turns you on, ladies! Which fics are rocking your world and are must reads for us Pervs? We want you to tell us what you like, what turns you on about this fic. Let’s talk about it over a glass of wine and get everyone reading it.

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Title: Million Dollar Baby
Author: clpsuperstar
Status: WIP
Chapters: 17
Word Count: 119,341
Summary: When Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Isabella makes the ultimate sacrifice. Selling herself to the highest bidder to do with her as they please may just prove to be more than she bargained for.

*Bleriana walks into the room with two mugs and a bottle of wine. Jess is sitting in one of the two armchairs with her back to Bleriana starring at the fire, obviously lost in thought.*

"What were you thinking about, J?"

"I was thinking about that story again. You know, Million Dollar Baby. I swear that story sucked me in (pun intended) from chapter one. Do you remember how you found out about it?"

*Bleriana hands Jess her mug and slumps into the other chair, while trying to open the bottle of wine.*

"Basically I felt the need to read something ULTRA-smutty and funny-fluffy. I asked around on twitter for suggestions. I got a bunch of recs and all of them sounded pretty good, but Million Dollar Baby sort of stood out. First, because it was mentioned quite a couple of times by several tweeps that I KNOW have an awesome taste, and second, because it had been suggested to me a while back. So, I decided to give it a shot which, now that I look back, was sort of a bad idea, because I was on my way to work when I started it. Once I started, I never wanted to stop.

Usually it takes a fic about three chapters to draw me in, but in this case all it took was one sentence at the end of chapter one. Yeah, I was that easy."

*Bleriana finally manages to pop the bottle open and starts pouring the wine into Jess' mug and then fills hers as well*

*Jess giggles* "I could have told you that! Same kind of deal for me. I saw it rec’d on twitter and initially thought of the movie, but when I asked and then read the summary, I was immediately intrigued. I mean, the idea of Bella willingly selling herself to the highest bidder, of her own free will, just had me itching for the reason why. Plus, any story that has a Colossal Cockward (CCW) is just begging to be read. By the way, why didn't you get the wine glasses?"

*Bleriana shrugs* "Couldn't find them. Plus these CCW mugs are waaay cuter, more handy and more appropriate don'tcha think?"

*Jess rolls her eyes* "Seriously, though, isn't it strange how a story can get you this level of addicted?”

“After reading so many great stories, I’m not sure it’s surprising, but Million Dollar Baby has this effect, because it‘s so different from any other fic I have read so far. For one, clpsuperstar's writing is so descriptive. She describes everything in such perfect detail; it’s like you can see the whole thing as a movie in your head. At least that’s how I feel. So, I made one video of it (the next one is planned) and lots of other stuff inspired by it.



Plus, that woman cracks me up! Her sense of humor mirrors mine quite a lot. So, how could I possibly not love it? Smut itself is good, but combine smut AND fun and you've got a lethal h00r mass destruction weapon, imo. I craved this. Especially since there have been a lot of fics with the smut-angst combination for me lately.

Talking about smut: The smut is E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T. And I ought to know because I read lots of smut, Jess. Lots of smut. Thus, I think Million Dollar Baby can definitely keep up with the "big" fics. The lemons are ultra-hawt and don't get me started on the fucktastic build up towards the cherry pop..."

“Oh, I completely agree. I’m sort of an UST junkie, so even though there was stuff leading up to the cherry pop, I was aching for them to finally do the deed. I loved how he taught her exactly what he liked, demanded it even, and in the process showed her what she liked, too.

Plus, to be honest, I really appreciate how she has managed to tell the story with humor and snark, even though the subject matter could have been really heavy and angsty. There's no doubt clpsuperstar has a way of bringing the characters to life. Even when I wanted to punch Edward for being such an ass, I still found myself loving him.”

"Totally. She wrote the characters such that Bella and Edward's personalities and their relationship are quite different from other fics I’ve read.

This Bella is one of the only Bellas I really really like. And that’s sayin' something since I usually either want Bella dead or to end up with Jake... just so I can grab Edward and we can drive into the sunset in his Volvo. Or something like that. You know what I mean.

Not this Bella though! She is refreshingly different. So bold and fierce and headstrong. Oh, and did I mention she doesn't take shit from Edward? Yeah I am in awe of her..."

"Yeah, I really like this Bella too! She’s ultra independent, snarky, and seriously doesn’t take any of his..."

"Enough Bella-talk. Can we talk about ColossalCockward now?" *Bleriana bounces in her seat almost spilling her wine in the process, clearly excited*

“You are seriously insane." *Jess rolls her eyes* "Fine! Let’s talk about CCW.”

"Ok, CCW is one of the hawtest Edwards I have stumbled across since... well, I'd say forever, but I'll settle for saying since Beautiful Bastard or Fifty Shades because, to me, CCW is at least the same level of hot and sexy as they are. Just think about the sweet sinful things rolling off that talented tongue of his." *Bleriana swoons*


*Jess sighs* “Yeah, he’s very swoonworthy. I love how even though he technically owns her and can do pretty much anything he wants with her, he doesn’t just use her for his own pleasure. She’s been getting lots of O’s along the way. It’s clear he has a sensitive streak... even early on.”

"Yeah I agree. But I also feel the need to point out that I love that badboy attitude he has going on. Sure there are lots of badboy Edwards walking around in the spheres of fanfic, but it's sort of always the same: Eddie is a badass badboy until Bella steps into his life and changes him into the good guy. That ain't happening this time though. CCW changes a tad bit, but he basically still remains his cocky and arrogant self. Which is good since that is a huge part of his charm and sex appeal. So damn irresistible."

*Bleriana sighs* "Badboys are my kryptonite."

“He’s definitely a badboy. I mean the whole "no panties" rule... gah!”





















"Hot damn, I know! Oh, and he got a fantastic ass."

*Jess nods fervently* "So, I mentioned early on that this story completely sucked me in from the first chapter. I meant that. Here’s the bit that made me hit the Next button.

"Well, let's see if you're worth it," he said with a sigh as he undid his pants and pulled his massive dick out.

I looked at him dumbfounded because surely he didn't expect me to lose my virginity to him in this shithole of a place like this. I mean, I know I'm his property now, but…really?

"On your knees, Isabella. Or the deal is off and you can go home with the lard ass in the other room. He really seemed to want you," he said with a sexy smirk while he stroked his glorious cock with one hand. "Now, show me your appreciation."

Problem number one…I had never given a blow job in my entire life.

And then from there, him teaching her how to give him a proper BJ... hot damn!

But the thing I've really loved the most is watching them progress and try to deal with their feelings while they navigate through the murky waters of her sexual inexperience. Call me a sap, but I love how tender he can be, even when he’s barking out orders at her. And seriously, seeing the two of them try to process through all the crazy feelings they’ve been having when it’s just supposed to be about sex.”

"True. True, but I have to say it was bound to happen. Of course they'd fall madly in love! What I was mesmerized by was the fact that we could FEEL it. Yes, we knew it was coming and yet, I could feel them falling for each other. I got all giddy at the cute little moments that brought them closer and all pissed that it took them ages to figure it out."

“Exactly! Like when she made him breakfast. Who knew burned bacon could be so freaking hot?!”

"No shit! That was hysterical."

*Jess & Bleriana burst into fits of laughter before Jess clears her throat and gets serious again.*

“But on a more serious note, it was interesting seeing how they changed as individuals and as a couple, if you can really call them that, given the business-nature of their relationship.”

“Did you feel like their roles were reversed after a while? I mean Bella was supposed to be Edward‘s slave, but sometimes it felt more like it was the other way around. He seemed to be addicted to her so badly. I'd even go as far as calling him insatiable. Not that I had a problem with that..."

“Oh, there’s no doubt he’s insatiable, and I agree their roles definitely reversed a little. I think that’s because he felt some measure of trust there. He owns her, and therefore, he can do whatever he wants to her and with her. It helps that she’s just as into it as he is. And plus, after everything he went through with Tanya and Jake... I don’t blame him for being the way he is.”

"OMG yes!" *Bleriana screeches way to loudly causing Jess to shrink back* "The whole Tanya/Jacob thing was one thing, but did YOU expect the whole James thing?"

“That completely caught me off guard. Talk about SURPRISE and ewwww!”

*Bleriana shudders* "Can we go back to a bit more... uhm... happy topics?" *

“I don’t know about getting paid... that’s Bella’s job, but the smut is freaking fantastic. I mean every scene is well written, vivid, descriptive without being too much... and I can seriously still smell the bacon. And the scene on the piano... unf!”

"Unf is right, bb! Glad we both agree on the smutaliciousness of this fic...

The fact is, Jess, I have read lots of smut. I love smut. If it were liquid or something, I'd bathe in it. So I think I can judge good lemons and bad lemons. Million Dollar Baby most definitely has VERY good lemons. I already mentioned how much I loved the cherry-pop-build-up, but it's not just that. clpsuperstar has an incredible way of describing lemons. The way she weaves the act itself and the emotion together is just... indescribably good. It's amazing how she can deliver at least the same super good quality every single chapter.

Truly amazing. She puts so much thought into it. I don't even need to mention this, because you can clearly feel that when reading. Plus, she likes to put filthy words into his mouth, amongst other things. (pun intended since the moment I read this)."

*Both lean back against their seat, somewhat calmed down, sipping their barely touched wine absently. A few seconds of silence pass before they're suddenly interrupted by Bleriana screeching*

"Oh my god, bitch!!!"

*Jess opens her eyes wide in shock and confusion*

"We totes almost forgot Gay Gabe!! How could we talk about God and the world and leave out Gabe?!"

“Um, because we were too busy talking about CCW? But OMG yes! He is seriously the highlight of this entire fic! Every time I read a scene with him in it, I just cackle with laughter. His fascination with Adam Lambert is too freaking much! I just can’t even!”

"I love Gabe. Wish I had a BFF to DEF like him..."

*Both sigh and then bust into another fit of laughter*

“Seriously, though, I really love this fic. I’m anxious to see where clpsuperstar takes this whole James bit and how Edward and Bella work through things now that they are where they are... I don’t want to give anything away.”

"Agreed. People should just read it if they want to know what the hell we’re talking about. Million Dollar Baby really is a fic EVERYBODY should read. It's got smut for the pervs, fun for the people that like to laugh, and a tad bit of angst to round it out. If you're searching for a fic, that'll keep your girly bits tingling, then this fic is for you!”

*Jess and Bleriana continue sipping on their wine and musing about Million Dollar Baby remembering each chapter to make the time until the next update shorter*

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The Lemon Report 10/26/10

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favorite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favorite update with us by leaving us a comment.

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The Long Way Home

by TheHeartofLife

Rosalie/Emmett, Angst/Romance, AH, Complete

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Chele - The Long Way Home completely rocks my world. Rosalie leaves her carefully constructed life to attend Edward and Bella’s wedding, but has to confront a deep seeded ache in the process. There is angst, but there is also elation. The writing is lush, vivid, and stunning. TheHeartofLife brings a level of depth to Rosalie that makes me want things for her even when I’m not loving her. Mostly, I want her to have Emmett. On every surface of every bed, sofa, swing and kitchen counter.

This story held me en rapt with some of the steamiest UST I have ever read. There is a scene where Emmett, Jasper and Edward play basketball that is so perfectly written that I struggled to overcome the desire to lick my screen. I wish I was joking. The way Rosalie and Emmett dance around each other had me swooning and panting and wanting to simply push them together. The final chapter just posted, and it finished as strongly as it started. Simply beautiful, subtly sexy, and total love.

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Red Letter Year

by TheSwanDive

Alice/Bella, AH, WIP

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Chele - Just when I think I may starve in the search for good femslash, Einfach Mich comes to my rescue and tosses me this little gem to read. Originally an In the Closet Entry, TheSwanDive has expanded it to a multichap and I couldn’t be happier. Alice’s humor is spot on and she reminds me of all the girls I had crushes on when I was seventeen. Bella is just the right balance of no-nonsense personality and natural beauty.

This is top-notch lesbian erotica. The physical interactions between Bella and Alice are visceral, and all of the details are accurate, down the the muscle burn in Alice’s arm. Nothing takes me out of the moment when reading them, rather, I am drawn in, concentrating on each detail. She left us with a cliffhanger in ch 4, and I’m excited to see where she takes it.

Jeanne - That’s right, I stumbled across this fabulous femslash by an accident of fate. I saw someone tweeting the banner for this fic and the minute I saw TheSwanDive’s version of Alice I was in. Alice is snarky, sarcastic and hilariously human. When she and Bella meet...oh boy, it’s fucking hot and refreshingly realistic.

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5 Nights Near the Battlefield at Laredo

by mothlights

AU, Jasper/Chelsea, O/S,
2nd place winner of the Bloodthirsty Belles and Sinful Señoritas Contest.

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Jeanne - This is why I love contests. We get the inspiration and opportunity to write things that we might never ever before. I am so glad that mothlights took a chance and wrote a non-canon pairing that is really out of the box, but so well done that I ship them HARD now. Chelsea had depth and dimension. I like her, and want to know more about her. Jasper is so heartbreakingly canon, Southern Wars Jasper is my favorite version of this character. The chemistry between these two complicated anti-heroes is mouthwatering and unforgettable. The end of this fic will leave you aching for more.

Chele - I ADORE A GOOD AU. This one is awesome. mothlights took two vamp characters with complementary special gifts and wove them together so seamlessly that I want this to be canon. Their emotional connection feels so real, that the physical follows without missing a beat. So good, and hotter than a summer night in Laredo.

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Forever Young

by Dellaterra
AU, Em/Ro/Surprise, Slash/Poly, o/s

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Jen - I love when authors portray Emmett as a well rounded character, and not a caricature of a dumb jock. I found this Emmett endearing right away. The bulk of the story takes place in the 1950’s, and Dellaterra captures the era by using a light hand with the little details. As ever, Em & Ro are a passionate couple. Emmett shares that “Things changed a lot in our sex lives after Carlisle brought home the first of Dr. Kinsey's reports in 1948.” And what a delicious change it is. The sexytimes are hot hot hot, and Emmett has an amazing connection with his new lover. There’s a wonderful surprise in this o/s, which makes it even more fun. Definitely a must read for Emmett lovers!

Chele - Holy fuck I loved this so much. I’m always a fan of Emmett, and I love how his personality seems so completely right in this story. When Dellaterra writes him loving another man, I completely believe it. At first I was a little thrown by the OC he falls for, but after their intensely physical relationship develops I fall a little in love with him too. Then I find out he’s someone I knew all along, and my jaw hits the floor. So brilliantly crafted, beautifully sensual and tender. Read this.

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In the Land of Women chapters 3-7

by Twific Poly and Femmeslash & MsKathy

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Jen - In the Land of Women is not a story, but a collection of stories. The summary reads:

Celebrating and encouraging femslash within the realm of Twilight fanfic. A series of femslash pieces; different stories, different pairings, different authors. Summaries for individual pieces are contained within each chapter.

Chapters 3-7 were written by MsKathy. These five drabbles tell Rosalie and Heidi’s love story. I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is likely the sexiest 500 words you’ve ever read. It’s beautiful, it’s sexy as hell, and it pulls on the heartstrings just a bit. I don’t know about anyone else, but these drabbles make me yearn for a girlfriend.

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Inconceivable

by AccioBourbon

AH, Em/Ro

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Jen - Inconceivable is the story of Rosalie and Emmett’s journey through infertility. I’m not gonna lie--there have been a lot of tears shed over this fic. You’ll fall in love with AccioBourbon’s Rose and Em. They’re loyal, they love hard and work hard, and would do anything for each other. They’ve had a tough time trying to have a baby, and it has definitely put a strain on their marriage. In the latest chapter, Acky gives these kids a break and lets them have some fun. The UST in this chapter is capable of causing spontaneous combustion. Their flirting and banter is sizzling, and it is all the richer because of their strong relationship. Em and Ro are beautifully and richly written, and the intensity of their struggle to get pregnant makes their love shine through even more.

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Slave to Love

by Legna989

AH, Ed/Bella, o/s

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Jen - I’ve had this marked as tbr for quite a while. Not sure what the hell took me so long. Twilight + 9 1/2 Weeks? Uh, yes please. Need I say more? Legna989 could have written this as PWP, but in bringing in canon Edward’s stalkery tendencies she turns it into a psychological thriller that just happens to be beyond sexy. You will not regret clicking the linky above and reading this rtfn!

Emmy - Frackity frack! I read this the other night - simply because Jenn had put this in the doc & I was a nosey blighter! Woah! Its RUDDY good. READ IT! Go on! RIGHT NOW! Go! :)

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The Loving Bellsper Contest

hosted by EvilTwinsCopyrighted

AU and AH Jasper/Bella

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Teal - I’m really enjoying many of the entries from the Evil Twins Copyrighted’s Bella/Jasper contest because, well, all the entries are one of my favorite non-canon pairings! From cute and sweet to “ZOMG noooooooooooooo!!!!”, there is a great variety of quick and ready anonymous one-shots, and so far, I’ve been pleased with what’s there. Since the contest is still accepting entries, I’m going to hold off rec’ing any single story specifically, just to be fair =) But trust me when I say there are some delicious, lemony treats awaiting if you’re a Jasper/Bella fan!

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Becomes the Swan

by Venomousgal and Pomme_de_Terre

AH, E/B, WIP

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Jess - I have been reading this story for a long time and finally, finally, we got the lemon! This time is was from EPOV, and intense and oh, so hot!

Emmy - I have been dipping in & out of this fic for a wee whiley now & oh woah. Ed’s POV of their night of LUURRRRRRRRRVE was yummers. :) Why is almost everything better in EPOV? Anyone? (I’m sure there is a joke in there....)

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Halfway Home

by Stella_luna_sky

AH, E/B, o/s

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Jess - I love this little one-shot by Stella_luna_sky. It’s got a very strong Bella, a gritty, rough Edward on a motorcycle, and a story about love and redemption in the midst of pain, anger, and misunderstanding. This is a one-shot for all the wusspervs out there. Go check it out!

Emmy - Jess will you marry me? Seriously I love you for reccing this fic!! Its fabbio! Just wonderful. What I love about Stella Luna Sky’s writing is the delicateness she conveys. Even when the character is fierce and raw there is a grace and beauty lurking beneath. Read all her stories. Particularly Grand Jete Grand Jete This is a heart staggering beautiful work of art. Where the ferocity of love tries to make up for the fragility of fear and loss. Gorgeous fic - with a very flawed and very very lovable (VERY REAL) Edward.

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Bonne Foi

by Amethyst Jackson

AU/ E/B WIP

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Emmy - I was DELIGHTED to get an update for this fic in ma box this week! Wooo hooo! :) I just love how this DarkWard was turned squidy-steamed-treacle-sponge-pudding-soft by his love for Bella... I love that she is as consumed by him as he is by her and all the wonderful little subtleties Amethyst injects into their world. A brilliant fic, considered a classic. Make sure you didn’t miss the return of it this week!

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Of Kith and Kin

by Chicklette

AU/AH, E/B, Angsty-ishish, WIP

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Emmy - OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! If you aren’t reading this - you BLOODY MUST! Its seriously owning my arse at the mo. I love the fragmented narrative - it means it takes us a while to piece together what the dickens has gone/is going on between Bella & Edward. There are almost like interlude chapters between them - which suggest to be interesting snippets from between them - snippets of a life lost, or a life yet to come? I really don’t know - but think lost.. BUT some of the snippets as well as making my heart clench are also incredibly erotic. What happened to turn such tender and passionate love so sour? Its an amazing story to unravel. If I was prone to being melodramatic - (you all know I am!!!) I would say I live for each new chapter/update to this fic... Its gorgeous, true and powerful.

Dark Delights: Exploring the Darker Side of Fanfic

PPSS Special Feature...

Dark Delights is a new feature that takes our Pervs to the darkside of erotic fic. The most deviant Pervs of the pack have lined up quite a selection of fics for you to explore, if you're brave enough. Strap yourself in, take a deep breath and don't forget your safe word.

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Jeanne's Pick

Breaking the Girl by swill122
Leah/Felix, AU, o/s. Warning: Blood, BDSM, Edge Play.
This one shot was written to answer to a prompt that I left in the . It was my hope to just get a little smutty fun with one of my top non-canon pairings. Swill122 blew all my expectations out of the water, and she set my pants on fire.

It’s only fair to warn that this is not a story for the faint of heart. This delightfully dark one shot is an AU that follows Leah’s journey to Volterra, after volunteering to be a “guest.” She finds herself in the shadowy world of the Volturi, and in the sights of Felix. The story centers on their interactions and budding relationship. These two do a delicious dance of flirtatious banter and violent play that can walk the line for some readers. It’s a balancing act that Swill122 pulls off with the unparalleled grace of a trapeze artist. I found myself squirming with goosebumps covering my arms, and aching for more.

Put on your big girl pants, and lock yourself in a room. It’s time to play dirty with Leah and Felix. You’ll like it, I promise, maybe a little too much. Don’t worry, I won’t judge you. ;)

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Chele's Picks

Deceptive Little Flower by LoreliD
Jane, Pre-canon, o/s

It really doesn’t get any darker than canon Jane, and few write her as well as LoreliD. Deceptive Little Flower is sinister and dark and perfect. Jane has tired of having her meals delivered and seeks out the seductive scent of a beautiful young man to satisfy her thirst, both for blood and for pleasure. When she finds her prey, the only question is whether she will sate her erotic desires before the compulsion to drink cuts her fun short.

Being in Jane’s head is wicked. Her sense of entitlement is so insidious that I don’t even want her to feel remorse for her prey, which is good, because she certainly isn’t going to. The scene is set perfectly, every word loads down the senses with intensity. The hints of Jane’s relationship with Aro are subtle and tantalizing, causing my mind to compulsively go places it didn’t want to.
LoreliD has a special gift to write a tale that makes me want the villain to win, and this little erotic story of hunter and prey is a perfect example.


Edgeplay by DirtyBrat
Bella/Edward, AH, WIP/2 chapters. Warning: SERIOUS FUCKING BDSM,

Sometimes darkness is about perception, a deep desire of the mind. Edgeplay is an extremely intense, and beautifully crafted exploration of a couple’s journey into BDSM play. This is not your mom’s cute, kinky sex story (if it is, I want to meet her). Bella and Edward are practiced participants and take part in some serious play.
DirtyBrat takes care to insert the subtle realities of being in the moment during a scene, noting the wanderings of the mind, the hesitations, and the skills that Bella employs to push through them to reach the pinnacle.

Edgeplay is exactly as it’s title suggests, and the players involved are satisfying their cravings for experiences which push the boundaries of their own comfort zones, taking them to the absolute heights of erotic ecstasy. No doubt it will drag the rest of us along with them.

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Miss Kitty's Picks

Okies, now I’m the first to admit that I’m an HEA, sunshine and rainbows kitteh...however, this kitteh has a dark side. I do enjoy a good dark and twisty tale.


Red Heart by PhoenixRising25
Edward/Bella, AH. Warning: Bloodplay

One of my personal little kinks is that I absolutely LOVE to read about blood play. I don’t know what it is, but especially in the vamp world is seriously turns my crank. This one shot is from PhoenixRising25 called Red Heart. It takes place in the vamp on vamp world where Bella has a pint of her human blood saved just before she is changed. She meets Edward in the meadow and they get to gettin’ with the bloody sexy times. Ohhh yeah! I think it’s the intimacy of the blood play that I love and the primal aspect of it. I don’t know, maybe I’m just a bit of a freak like that, but I can live with that.


Something Wicked This Way Comes by lilly9999
Edward, AU, OOC

My second rec is something particularly dark and twisty one shot by lilly9999 called Something Wicked This Way Comes. This is an Edward that grabs me by the short hairs and makes me all wonky in my brain. It follows the same vein as the Twilight story, but with a decidedly more dark twist to it. I don’t want to give too much away, but suffice it to say that Edward gets taught the proper way to love by Tanya and thus uses his new found skill to overcome his thirst for human blood...until he meets Bella that is. Okay, that’s all I’m going to say. Trust me, if you like a little dark and twisty, you will LOVE!

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Emmy's Picks

I know I am probs the weirdest WP ever. But I love a darkward... So sue me... ;) I love the Edward who is desperate to drink from his singer. Who sometimes doesn’t even try to stop himself from taking what is his - other times he fights it to the death (often quite literally). Yes my recc’s fall in the rough domain of being WP safe. But there is deffo a bit more bite to these tales than you would find in the Team WussPerv recc’s...

Up Side Down by BettiGefecht
Edward/Bella, AU, O/S

Ok. Although Edward is the vamp in this story - Bella is to me the dark character in this tasty wee O/S. Edward auditions for a band, and is instantly taken by the vulnerable lead singer Bella. He is consumed by her and joins the band with his own agenda. Not knowing that Bella might have her own. Interesting and although not technically a DarkWard - its got a great edge...


This Mortal Coil by Eddie’s Cherry
Edward/Bella, AU, o/s, ANGST Warning: NOT WUSSPERV SAFE

If we are talking DarkWard we MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST talk this fic. BUT WUSSPERV’S OF THE WORLD BEWARE!!! THIS IS NOT WP SAFE!!! But yes I still read it! Eddie’s Cherry aka Moiz is too fabulous a person and a writer to not read it. If you are broken and are searching for your escape - what can bring you relief? An amazing O/S that hints at the humanity and salvation that lies behind the beast... My fave quote ever from my fave book ever I think works beautifully for this fic:

“The softness of the lover in the beast”

But its up to you to see if the Lover or The Beast win in this Edward...

The Canonical Five by EchoesofTwilight
Carlisle, AU (Dark Vamp), o/s

My final pick is a fabulous and very dark piece featuring dear Big Daddy C aka The Good Doctor - pre twilight.... Sure, sure! He’s a good guy now. All about helping folks and healing the needy etc... But who knows what the feck he was up to when he was newly turned and on the loose in Old London Town..... In fact what if Carlisle was around when bad things were happening on the streets of London. Which side would he be on? Brilliantly written by darling Em. I swear she can write Vamps like no-one else. She also writes the DELISH Innocence is Dripping Red. (A DarkWard Edward with a very special feeding habit) Read The Canonical Five - its a very different Carlisle - one who, to me, is believably portrayed in light of his sudden and severe change, and his extreme and religious family beliefs. Brilliant

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Jen's Picks

Silent Signs by LAli-Cat
Alice/Jasper, AU, o/s

This wonderful o/s takes SM’s basic story of Alice’s time as a human and tweaks it a bit and it really works. Alice is institutionalized and her existence is not what anyone would consider truly living. She has a visitor at night, but the hospital staff believe he’s simply another one of her delusions. Alice can be herself around him--she doesn’t have to hide her visions. The only affection and kindness shown to her comes on the nights of his visits. He also gains something from their visits--sustenance. LAli-Cats description of Alice’s existence is chilling; only the details of her day to day life in the hospital could possibly make what happens at night preferable, even when her days are made harder by the same visits that she lives for.

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These are just a few Dark Delights to warm up your cold Fall nights. If you have dark erotic fics that you’d like to share feel free to leave a comment or tweet us at @PPSSBlog.

Pervy Picspiration

Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story inspired by the pic(s).

Leave your story offering in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at http://www.fanfiction.net/~pippapear) mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement
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Last week I encouraged you to all get all rough, ready and playful! This week the pics I have selected have more of a wet Brazilian theme. I just know you are going to put your back into it this week and tantalise me with your words...

Please use both or either of the piccies to inspire a drabble, a O/S or the start of a WIP... Just please make sure you post a link to it in the comments & either pm/email/tweet me the link too! My faves will be revealed next week! Get cracking.... I can’t wait to see what treats you deliver...

Much love, as always, Emmy.
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