Friday, October 1, 2010

New Features


PPSS 2.0 Pick of the Month - Every month we are going to hit you with what we think is an unmissable fanfic. It will be a story that either makes us think or shows us a really good time. A story that is either off the Richter scale in terms of trembles or is killing us with the burn of UST. But rest assured our PPSS pick of the month will be a great read.

Pervy Picinspiration - You might have noticed that Emmy’s Foreign Flavour and Lingerie Drawers are no longer in the sidebar. We know how you dirty girls and boys enjoyed these visual treat so we are turning them into an interactive feature instead.

Emmy wants your words. (amongst other things...) Every week Emmy will post a pic or 2 - containing phwoarrrr-worthy blokes from across the seas, some hunks from closer to home and sometimes some dangerously delish knickers and lingerie. What do we want from you in return? Well...... We want you to be inspired by these pics and to leave Emmy a delish drabble or longer story inspired by the pic(s).

Leave your story offering* in the comments section and, if you want to, post it to your FF account (pm the link to Emmy at mentioning the PPSS, by the following Wednesday. Each Friday Emmy will reveal her fave (entirely personal & subjective opinions belonging to Emmy) and at the same time post the next pervy picspiration for your pleasure. Non-Canon writers don’t despair - Emmy might be tragically WussPerv©, but there are plenty of equal opportunity pervs in the pack longing to read those if Emmy turp’s out.

Emmy is DYING to see what dirty delights you are going to come up with...

*Please make sure your story offering is in line with our mission statement

Ask Naughty Nurse Kimpy - The Naughty Nurse is an advice column that addresses reader’s most burning questions on sexual health/relationships. STDs, birth control, is it real or is it fic, sexual positions--you name it. There are no stupid questions, only ones that are too embarrassing to ask someone you know. If she doesn’t know the answer, she’ll find an expert who does!

Going Deep - The Equal Opportunity Whores, Chele and Teal, are going to explore some of the naughtier and more unusual trends, kinks, and pairings in the Twific universe. We’ll be discussing what intrigues us, why it’s sexy, and where we can find it. As upstanding members of Team Anything Goes, you can expect the unexpected.

Talk Nerdy To Me- Trin will be bringing you a taste of geeky goodness. It might be a fic recommendation that showcases a deliciously nerdy character or just some good NerdPr0n for y’all to enjoy. Rest assured whatever it is it will be hot, since we all know nerds do it better.

Tit for Tat - We love smut. We love boobs. But we also care about you and your well-being in every aspect of your life, not just the fic world. So come have some fun with ta-tas, then stick around and join us as we have fun exploring health and wellness topics that are relevant to all of us.

The Slash Brigade -
Now it's time for Team Slash to have a go and give you a reach around. We love the man-love and enjoy a little girl on girl on the side. The Pervs of The Slash Brigade are Jeanne aka einfach mich , Chele aka Chele681 , Kim aka Kimpy0464 , Teal aka SweetDulcinea , and Jennifer aka mycrookedsmile. Dry-Humps, Reacharounds, Sixty-nines and From Behinds. You want them, we’ve got them. Our mission is to share with you our best finds from the world of m/m and f/f pairings.

Team WussPerv - Team Wussperv, this team is made up of myself, Emmy aka Pippapear, Jess aka Jessypt, Kim aka kimpy0464 & Trin aka TFX or NaughtySparkle. I'm sure you're wondering what the fuck is a wussperv right? A wussperv is someone that is...

A) Tragically canon
B) Loathes angst (when in massive doses)
C) Loves smut
D) Needs a Happy-Ever-After

We love to read new fluffy recc’s. :) Please feel free to let us know your favourite WussPerv friendly fic. It might be Team WussPervs next recc!

Team Anything Goes -
Team Anything Goes" is just as it sounds. Meet the wanton women of Team Anything Goes: Jeanne aka einfach mich , Chele aka Chele681 , Teal aka SweetDulcinea , and Jennifer aka mycrookedsmile. Our name speaks for itself: Anything Goes; and we do mean anything.

A) All Subjects (Just write it well and we’ll believe it)
B) All Categories (We’ve been known to love some angst)
C) All Pairings: (Ed/Leah, Emmett/Angela, Jacob/Edward, Roseward, Jella, Jasper/Esme)
You name it, we’ll ‘ship it.

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favorite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favorite update with us by leaving us a comment.

COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights - Who doesn’t love a good COCKtail or a decadent sweet treat? COCKtails and Other Culinary Delights is a special feature full of fabulously pervy recipes and how-tos for COCKtails, sweet treats, and other food-related pleasures. We’ll have all sorts of smuttastic ideas for a girl’s night out on the town or a “quiet” evening at home.


Anonymous said...

Love the new look!


Emmy said...

Thanks Pepper! ;) Enjoy all the new features that come your way! ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm thrilled you ladies are back and looking sharper than ever! Can't wait for some newly approved stories =)


Emmy said...

Thanks Renee - :) We're thrilled to be back! ;)
Please do let us know what you think of all the new features...
Happy perving! ;)