The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.
In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution.
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.
by SoapyMayhem
AH, O/S, Slash/Poly, Bella/Jasper/?
Chele - A sweet tale of friendship turned to love, and love expanded. Lovely little gem of poly love and smut.
Jen - So yummy, I ditto everything Chele said.
by lola_pops
AH WIP E/B
Jess - Yay! He’s finally out of prison... and their *cough* reunion *cough* is everything I had hoped for and expected. These two have lots to talk about, but I know they’ll make it!
Emmy - Gah! I had been waiting for this chapter for SO long. Such a journey. SUCH a reunion. As always reality bites, but love, passion and intimacy won the day this chapter.
by SC Mom
AH, WIP, Bella/Jasper
Jeanne - There really should be more Daddysper fic out there. This fic hits my older man, younger (in her 30s) woman kink HARD! The UST is painfully intense and Bella’s internal monologue had me snorting.
Chele - I love this Jasper and how SC Mom has taken so many of his canon traits and shaped him into a mellow, smooth as hell, guitar-playing nature-loving man. So well-done, and the chemistry between he and Bella is delicious. Makes me wish that my dad’s friends hadn’t all been so very... un-Jasper-like.
Jen - Mmmm, older, chill, guitar playing Jasper and the younger (but totally legal) best friend of his daughter. So Unfy to see Bella’s teenage dreams come true.
by twilightery
Prompts
Jess - So, I told you last week about the Twilight 25 Challenge (25 prompts - 15 pictures, 10 words - in 3 months), and this week, the submissions have heated up! Prompts 1 and 2 in twilightery’s “story” are hot, hot, hot, especially #2 - Lick. In 100 words, she managed to leave me all sorts of hot and bothered.
Jen - You will be moaning “yes, please” after reading this.
Prompts
Jess - I have enjoyed pretty much every submission One Brave Lamb has written, but specifically, “chapters” 8 (Anticipation) and 9 (Passion). They are both written in such an intense way... again in 100 words, and I’m blown (heh) away by the amount of imagery than can be conveyed in such few words. Go leave her some love.
Emmy - I am a big fan of One Brave Lamb’s writing. So have really been enjoying these!
Prompts - Rose/Charlie
Jess - Jen shared this little beauty with us, and sweet mercy is it hot! I can imagine the setting, the intensity of the scene... and the CHIEF being all sorts of dirty. Just unf!
Jeanne - OMFG Charlie/Rose + office!sex = DEAD!
Jen - OMG can we please have more of this? So damn hot. I think Charlie definitely needs a firecracker like Rose in his
by Viridian6
AH WIP E/B
Jess - Holy hot sexy times! I love these two together - how Bella seems to be the strong one... and how she makes Edward softer (not THAT way, thank God, you pervs) around his very hard, rough edges. I anticipate we’ll be in for some rough spots soon, but for now, I’m going to wallow in the sweet next steps they are taking.
Emmy - **Sigh** I love this Edward and Bella together. So ruddy sweet, bringing out the best in each other. With a yummy chemistry. But I do want to kick Carlisle on the shins (or gonads)....
by les16
AH WIP E/B
Jess - All the dirty, dark bits of Edward and Bella’s pasts are finally out, and now, we’re on the important task of building a relationship and learning to trust. Watching these two together is hypnotic, and when they move, feel, touch, kiss... it’s completely hot.
by abstract way
AH WIP E/B
Jess - Covert office sexy times?! Yes. And please!
Emmy - **Ahem** **Clears throat** Yes. Well. That was quite delish!
AH Outtake E/B
Jess - If you haven’t started reading In Your World you really need to get on it. Amishward and Amishella are absolutely adorable together. This outtake is of Edward working through his nerves leading up to and then through the wedding night. It’s so real, and I imagine that every guy who has waited this long and is in awe of his gorgeous wife feels much the same way.
Jen - As always, this Edward is just so adorable and so unfailingly sweet in his love for Bella. He’s nervous, but I underlying that he knows that in some ways he’s more prepared for the consummation of their marriage than his friends.
by Keelywolfe
Transformers, Slash, O/S, Sam/Bumblebee
Teal - I can’t get enough. Give Bumblebee a sexy, blond holoform, and I’m all in. Make him a monumental horny tease, and I’m ded. Totally ded.
Chele - This should be renamed: For the Good of My Pants, because... damn.
Jeanne - OH.MY.GOD! O.O This takes car!sex to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! Just...WOW!
AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - I’m desperate for these two to find there was back to one another completely (and to find out if any of Edward’s memories come back), but in the meantime, we were gifted with a little flashback lovin’ this week. With all the UST swirling around right now, I’ll take whatever I can get!
by GrayMatters
AH, O/S, E/B
Emmy - I really enjoyed this wee one-shot. **Woof!** Its sexy and cute. It features JoggingWard. Mmmmmmh sweaty, fit Edward.... Do I need to say anything more? Well this is a funny and sexy wee *tail* (boom-boom) [Sorry for the Basil Brush reference there - think it would only be my fellow Brits who get that] and well worth a read.
by FFreaderRW
AU, O/S (but Part II), SLASH, Edward/Carlisle
Emmy - Wow. This was intense. A great AU/AU. I really enjoyed the characterisations and although they are out of canon - they are strangely in-canon. Particularly eloquent Carlisle. A complex and intriguing read. With a Carlisle that cares passionately for newly ‘born’ Edward and longs to soothe his volatile ways and reclaim his mind, body and soul. Makes for yummy, vampy, slashy reading! MORE PLEASE!
by SydneyAlice
AH, Complete, E/B
Emmy - This has lots of reviews. But you still should go check it out! It completed this week, and was such a quick, fun and fluffy read. I loved it! The concluding chapter had a yummy lemon that made their electronic sparring, flirting and making-up all worth-the-while.
AU, O/S, Angsty, SLASH, Edward/Seth
Emmy - Woah. A short but intense tale. Seth pushes boundaries in this fic and faces the consequences, but are the consequences worse for him or for Edward? Firey passion and desperate need makes this fic angsty but hot.
Jen - Seth and Edward are so hot together, and in this incarnation it’s a volatile love. I can’t help but wonder if their lives together end badly or if they find a way to balance the intense need with the danger. I’d love another chapter, even if it ends up breaking my heart.
AH, WIP, E/B
Teal - There’s just so much to love about this story, and all the progress these two have made in their relationship is a part of that. Through mishaps and misunderstandings, they’re both working so hard to stick together. Oh, and there’s morning sex. My favorite :)
Emmy - Wowser. Quite a lot happened this chapter. And Edward? Well Edward was Edwardly and wonderful (& vulnerable) all over again. I particularly enjoyed his interactions with Jasper this chapter. But of course - Bella and Edward together were precious.
Jen - Bella’s really coming out of her shell now, to amazingly sexy results. Hey, Mike Newton- eat your stupid, dead heart out--you never knew how amazing Bella is.
by Just4ALE
AH, WIP(Outtakes), E/B
Emmy - A much delighted return (if only by way of an outtake) of Tony Masen and his 70’s tunes...... We return to our intrepid and attached twosome, as Edward is struggling to recover from the aftermath of their adventures from the end of the main story... His recuperation is a slow and hard progress. But not hard in the way he wants. Thankfully once his body heals, he can show Bella just how grateful he is for her tender care. Mmmmmmmmmh.
by Layne_Faire
AH, WIP, Jasper, Slash
Emmy - Desire, denial and walking in on wanking fun? What more could you want from a slashy fic? And apparently we have more to *ahem* come. Superb! Read EPOV’s of discovering what Jasper is up to. Dig in.....
AH, Complete Novella, E/B
Emmy- A super quick and lovely read. A drabble based fic, but one that is brimming with emotion and story. I really enjoyed this - an interesting story and great characterisations belying the few words used to tell their tale. And I loved how a few words can convey an intense fucking.
by bmango
AH, WIP, E/J, Slash
Jen - Post-exercise recovery has never been so hot. Throw in a little exhibitionism and I’m ded.
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2 comments:
WOW! Thanks for the love on my little wankfest!
I wish I could adequately describe the gratefulness and just overwhelming happiness this post has given me. It's been a completely sleepless night with a new baby, I'm missing my hubs that was called out of town for work unexpectedly on Sunday and the past couple of days have just...sucked.
This post, this post made me tear up and smile like a loon.
Thank you. Thank you so very, very much.
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