Monday, November 21, 2011

Lemon Report - Breaking Dawn Special Edition 11/21/2011

In honor of Breaking Dawn and the long awaited cherry pop, The Pervs and their special guest, Nico, wanted to share some of their favorite Alternate Universe Vampfic. Full of steamy smut and amazeballs sexy times, this is definitely a feature you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to leave us a comment with your fave fics!

AU Alt BD, Complete, E/B
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

Emmy -This was one of the first and is (imho) one of the best sexy vamp fics! Its an Alternative to BD. I still remember the tingly, yummy shock I got when I read about the kind of stuff I had been dreaming Edward would do in the Saga, finally. This is one of those fics that fanfic was created for. No sex in the books? Dinnae fret! Its choc-a-block here in The List! Huzzah! Sexy, saucy, debauched and let loose! Vampire sex ftmfw!

AU, O/S, Seth/Jasper, Slash
Written for sweetp-1 in the Yuletwi'd gift slashfic exchange. Summary: A brokenhearted shifter, a vampire doing everyone else a favor, one night of camping under the stars.

Jeanne - I am not going to lie to you, this is gonna a hurt...a lot! We all know that Seth had a crush on Ed, that shit is practically canon. Well in this beautiful one shot it is fact, but unfortunately Edward doesn’t return the feelings. It is Jasper that takes on the task of helping Seth and the ensuing sexy times will melt your heart, as well as your pants. UNF forever!

AU, O/S Humour, E/B
An exercise in clich├ęs. Bella wants sex, Edward is a prude. Emmett and Jasper give him some brotherly advice. I suck at summaries. E/B. Warnings for smut and swearing.

Emmy - This fic has its tongue FIRMLY in cheek! Its from a fic cliche competition. So all the cliches are here.

Therefore its GREAT fun! A VERY repressed Edward battles to not consume Bella. A swaggering Jasper tries to show him the error of his ways (not a slash fic!). Its just great fun. Bella is stupid and pushing to be fucked. Edward is very much a product of his Edwardian childhood. Sex is all things bad and wrong to him. Once he gets his first erection, things begin to change!

AU, O/S SLASH, Edward/Alec
I came here out of a desperate need for something different. I expected to feel out of place. I didn't expect to be skipping through the darkened streets of Volterra with a 1500 year old vampire who looked—and acted—like he was fifteen.

Emmy - Edward and Alec work! Perhaps because they were both changed so young and yet both have seen so much, have lived so much. Perhaps because both have special talents involving the minds of others. Who knows why, but they do! This fic shows a different path for Edward and a different future for Edward and Alec both. Tender, sweet and sexy yum. Slashy vamp sex ftmfw!

'My thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us. I can live only wholly with you or not at all.' Newborn vampire Bella stumbles through the centuries to unlock what has happened to Edward.

Emmy - This is a very different kind of vampire story. These are not the vampires of the Twilight Saga (apart from names and hints of characterisations). Edward and Bella give in to one another and Edward changes Bella before disaster sets in and the lovers are parted. Set in different times and places, Edward and Bella spend many years and continents apart. A very different style of writing. But very beautifully done. I love how these two souls are lost and roam and hunger for the other.

AU, Complete, B/Jacob
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.

Jess - When the girls originally proposed this idea, I was all sorts of conflicted. I mean, read the summary! Exactly. But good grief, watching the way the story unfolded, the conflict and tension, the way they give in, the way Bella chooses... it’s so full of hurt and sadness... and eventually love. So, so, good!

AU, Complete, E/B
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage.

Emmy - Mmmmmmh Bella and Edward decide they need to work on being **together** so that Edward doesn’t lose the plot come their post nuptial consummating... What ensues is a very delicious fic as Edward tests his boundaries and both him and Bella get heaps of pleasure!!! Hot springs, sexting, touching, self-pleasuring, these two run the gauntlet! YUM! Practicing vamp/human fics ftmfw!

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AU, Complete, Edward/Leah
Edward/Leah AU, no Bella. One despondent vampire meets one temperamental werewolf.

Jen - Leah. Edward. Sex in the woods. Need I say more?

Jeanne - This fic went a long way to scratching the itch I had after finishing Breaking Dawn. Not only did I get a HEA for Leah, but it's with Edward. UNF! I love the conflict and sexiness, not to mention the banter. UNF!

AU, Novella Complete, E/B
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.

Emmy - Well. If you are sick of the infamous fade to black, and really want an Edward POV of what we never quite see or hear about on Isle Esme? This is the fic for you. Very well written, and very much deep in the psyche and very much in Edwards tongue (I meant speech you dirty slags!). This is beautifully intense. Very romantic, sensuous and intellectual. You really do feel as if Edward is giving his version of events! Honeymoon vamp sexing as experienced by Edward ftmfw!

AU, J/B, Complete
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.

Nicoconsd -I love the unique way by heavyinfinity has taken the characters put on her own twist and made me fall in love with them even more. Jasper is sexy and sweet, Bella strong but caring and she even throws in a few awesome unexpected surprises. :)

AU, Complete, Bella/Jacob
After the wedding, Bella remained human and realized how much she would be giving up. When she returns to Forks, she finds that Jacob Black is not the same boy that she knew. Can he learn to love her again before the Volturi threaten to pull them apart?

Jen - What if Bella decided she didn’t want to be turned? What if she realized she was meant to be with Jake? Every Waking Minute explores one way this scenario might have played out. There’s a natural two-steps-forward-one-step-back progression as Bella works to convince Jake of her love. There’s a long build-up before they get physical and the yearning is delicious.

New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?

Teal - I simply cannot think about amazing AU fic without Irritable Grizzly Adams coming to the forefront of my mind. This story was one of the originals, and I can clearly recall my early days in the fandom when I first read this New Moon AU. The writing is simply stunning. Gorgeous. Deep. Poetic. The damage Edward did when he left Bella will simply rip your heart out, and their gut-wrenching journey back to one another will keep you breathless and captivated. The characters are complex. The story is incredibly unique. The entire experience is addictive. I will warn that the last few updates have been months apart, and it has been a while since the last one, but this is the single story I would wait 10 years for. It’s that good.

AU, O/S, Rose/Jacob, Fire&Ice
She admittedly loathed him. But secretly, desired something more. When a single instance grants them the opportunity to be in each others company, they find themselves in a tangle of fur and stone.

Jeanne -I love the push and pull of Rose and Jake’s relationship, especially in Breaking Dawn. Fur and Stone explores the possibility of something other than hate bringing these two together. These two are totally in character, snarky and at times a little silly. When things take a turn for the sexy it is INTENSE! Talk about Fire and Ice, these two embody all the is sexy and heartbreaking about a wolf/Vampire pairing.

AU, O/S, Emmett/Edward, Slash
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?

Jeanne - A hunting trip takes an interesting turn. Oh holy GAH! This is Edward and Emmett in all their canon glory having sex. Hard, raw, vampire sex! UNF! If you’re a slash fan and have always wondered if these two could make a good match in canon? This is the fic for you.

AU Complete E/B
Eden Burning catches up w/ Edward & Bella after 4 years of marriage. What would have happened if Nessie was never & Bella stayed human? Would their love be enough to survive this dark journey or would their paradise burn to the ground? Dark, adult themes.

Jen - Not gonna lie, this is not a story for everyone; the category listing is Angst/Tragedy. But if you decide to brave the tears and heartbreak you’ll be rewarded with a rich and gorgeous read. It hurts so good.

AU, Complete, Edward/Jasper
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for?

Jen - I Wept Not is a positively gorgeous fic. Arcadian Maggie is an amazing writer; this fic is full of beautiful words and a fabulous interpretation of SM’s world.

Pre-canon, AU, O/S, Emmett/Rose, Emmett/OC (kinda), Slash, Human/Vamp sex
When Emmett and Rosalie take a break from the Cullens, they learn that there's more than one way to become immortal. AU pre-Twilight, rated M for the Love Lost contest with M/M slash and more.

Jeanne - I’m at a loss for how to properly describe this fic other than FUCKING FANTASTIC. If you love Emmett, you will fall in love with this fic. Here we see his compassion and endless capacity to love showcased in one of the most unique explorations of pre-canon events I have ever seen in Twilight fan fiction. Did I mention the sex scenes are insanely hot? Oh yeah, soooo fucking hot.

AU, E/B, Complete
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme

Nicoconsd -There are so many awesome things about this fic it’s hard to pick just a few and I am always a sucker for a vamp fic from the male point of view. Edward’s mentally somewhat lost it and Bella is the key to his world in more ways then one, it’s a fun wild ride.

AU, Complete, Jake/Edward, Slash
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.

Jeanne - A hard journey from darkness into light. When Jacob imprints on Edward, everything in their lives turns upside down. I love this story. I love how it showcase canon, even as it rewrites it. I love how Siavahda doesn’t take the easy way out with anything, especially Bella. Most of all I love how Jacob’s unshakable love for Edward transforms our favorite haunted soul, and makes him truly happy. This is the HEA I wish I could see on the big screen. *sad sigh*

AU, Complete, Edward/Seth
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.

Jen - As I gathered the titles I wanted to share in today’s post, I noticed that I like a healthy serving of angst with my AU, and there’s plenty of it in this lovely, short story. Edward and Seth fall in love gradually, but are torn apart in an instant. This all happens in the first chapter, and your heart will be heavy with sorrow for both men. So intensely emotional, with a beautiful expression of Edward and Seth’s love for one another.

AU, Complete, E/B
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story.

Jess - When I first stumbled onto fanfiction, I was solely an AU reader. Bloodlines was one of the very first stories I read, and even now, the way Windchymes crafted the story - taking something that seemed so unlikely and making me believe it could have happened - still leaves me in awe. In truth, everything she writes is amazing (she just completed The Decision and has just started a new one, The Keepsake), and this one is just the tip of the AU iceberg.

Pre-canon, AU, O/S, Jasper/Chelsea
Chelsea's gift lures an unwilling Jasper Whitlock to her side, but he's becoming more to her than a means to an end. PPSS blog said, "The chemistry between these 2 anti-heroes is mouthwatering & unforgettable... will leave you aching for more"

Jeanne - This is one of my all time favorite fics ever! 5 Nights Near the Battlefield at Laredo explores the possibilities of Pre-canon Jasper encountering the Volturi during the Southern Vampire wars. Chelsea is fascinating, Jasper is swoonworthy and when they come together (pun intended) you will be panting. I love this atmospheric peek at what could have been, and made me ship these two talented, driven vampires.

Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C

Jess - This was the first Bella/Carlisle story I ever started reading, and I am still itching like a mad woman for it to be completed. Seriously, this story has me all sorts of melty and achey, just waiting for Carlisle to succumb to his feelings for Bella. There are hard (not those... well, probably those, too) times coming... there’s no doubt about that, but sweet mercy, I need an update to this story like a thirsty woman needs water in the desert.

AU, Complete, E/B
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E

Jen - When EZRocksAngel started posting Daedalus in Exile I wasn’t sure that I could love anything as much as I loved her Creature of Habit. I needn’t have worried; I love Daedalus in Exile. I love the way the mystery unfolds. Edward is full of self-loathing, but it isn’t just the usual over-thinking Edward. This Edward does have skeletons in his closet. His relationship with Bella is fascinating, as he struggles with his judgment of himself and his desire for her.


dellaterra said...

Dear Jeanne,

Thank you so much for your wonderful words about Forever Young! It's thrilling to be included on this fabulous list. And to be topped by ArcadianMaggie (directly above me) made my day complete!

xoxo JJ