Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Lemon Report 6/14/11

The Lemon Report - Fancy finding out what is on the FF bookshelves of the Pervy Girls of the PPSS? The lemon report lets you know our personal favourite updates of the week, and why you should give the fic a try.... It’s a great place to trawl for new recc’s and don’t forget to share your favourite update with us by leaving us a comment.

In some cases, the Lemon Report may contain spoilers. Please read with caution

Acronym Guide
AU - Alternate Universe
AH - All Human
WIP - Work in Progress
O/S - One Shot
OOC - Out of Character
WP - Wussperv
Slash/Femslash - Features homosexual characters and romance.

AH O/T E/Jake

Jess - I have missed this story something fierce... and with the Rob/Taylor kiss pictures floating around, this little update couldn’t have come at a better time. Seriously... first beej... from EPOV. Total win!

Jeanne - I have missed these boys too. This special gift from the talented sadtomato is aptly timed and so fucking hot! Seriously, what are you still doing here? Click the link and go read now!

Jen - I fully admit that seeing Rob lay one on Tay-Tay really made me yearn, yearn people, for more of sadtomato’s hot boys. EPOV was like a gift from the god of pervs.

Emmy - So this was an absolute treat to get an alert for! Did not expect it and was left a wee bitty desperate for more of these two. God I love them. I thought Edward’s voice for this chapter was so ruddy spot on. Perfect. Tomato? You really write tip-top slash. Please be giving us some more lovey. Pretty please?

AU,WIP, Carlisle/Alice

Chele - The latest installment in the Cullen’s polyamorous coven love story is a glimpse into the relationship between Carlisle and Alice. I love the way that Zoya Zalan explores the dynamic between Carlisle’s strength and Alice’s passion. His manner of distracting her during a painful vision is both sensual and heartbreaking. I love every glimpse into the lives of this group.

Jen - I love the For All Eternity universe and the unique slant Zoya Zalan puts on our favorite coven. Besides giving us a strong, sexy Carlisle as per usual, this chapter brings a really interesting possibility to play regarding Alice’s visions. Wonderful stuff.

Teal - What’s not to love about polyamorous Cullens? There’s just something about Carlisle taking care of the other ladies in his family...

AU O/S Bella/Jake

Jess - Wusspervs... this one isn’t for you. But for all the Jake/Bella lovers out there, you will be salivating over this bit of divineness! This is an AU piece about how Bella and Jake hold each other together amidst the forces that have and continue to threaten to tear them apart... the intensity of this one-shot will leave you speechless... I’m still thinking about it. So good.

AH, WIP, Angst, E/B

Jen - These two star-crossed lovers deserve some feel good times, and things definitely seem to be looking up. One can only hope that they stay that way. PS, Suzie55 gets bonus points for making Edward be from everyone’s least favorite borough, Staten Island.

AU, WIP, Bella/Jacob

Jen - Bella’s been making progress with Jake, but it’s the two steps forward, one step back kind of progress. The angst is delicious, but even so it’s wonderful to have a reprieve from Bella’s hurt at another rejection by Jake with some seriously strong citrus.

AH, WIP, Slash, Edward/Jasper

Jen - I’ve just loved this funny, funny fic. If it’s been fun while poor Jasper was having bad luck in love, it’s ten times as much fun now that he’s getting some!

Emmy - This is a very light hearted and frothy coming of age slash story. But this latest chapter was hot and heavy. Someone was taking their first turn to top. VERY nicely done!

Trin- I had gotten a little behind on this story but when I saw it updated I read through and OH YES! The story is the perfect mix of sweet and hot.

AH, Outtakes, SLASH E/J

Emmy- WANKING!!! I love love love love a good wanking scene. :) Thankfully this story has one... This is a prequel of sorts. Edward before he met Spanksper, and was still away at his prep boarding school.... What’s a horny, sexually confused boy to do but wank over a male peer? I think you all know how much we love the original story AND its outtakes here at the shack. This is anothr beaut to add to the collection.

Liz - Every time we are gifted with another bonus chapter of this story, my heart is happy. Especially when that chapter involves wanking.

Harry Potter fandom, Post-DH, O/S, Hermione/Draco

Jeanne - Okay, so I’ve been dabbling in an old, beloved fandom. What can I say, I’m an insatiable whore. Especially for non-canon pairings. This smutty little offering borders on AH, in that it takes places almost 10 years after the war with Voldemort. Hermione is happily married to Ron, or so she thinks. Things become complicated when Ron makes a suggestion of how to use a new Polyjuice potion to spice up things in the bedroom. Please take note of the pairing listed, and leave your WussPerv sensibilities at the door. This fic is dirty, naughty and so fucking hot it left me aching for more.

Chele - Leave it to Jeanne to slip something this wickedly dirty into my box. I couldn’t even take the time to feel bad about Ron because I was too busy panting like I was in heat over Draco. What a fun breath of wickedly naughty.

AH, Outtake from complete novella, Angst, E/B

Emmy - This fifth chapter of this complete novella is an outtake, a prequel of sorts. Its just as beautifully written as the novella proper. Its also very bittersweet, as we know what happens next, what Edward and Bella have no clue about...... **sobs** Its also got a beautiful and sensuous lemon that seems so real.


Emmy - This was a real treat to read. A curvy, sensual and assured Bella picking up a nervous and edgy Edward. The twist? He was her teenage crush. THE school super-star who had a skinny twig for a girlfriend and never looked twice at Bella. Will she ever tell him, does he already know? In some respects who cares? - As the sex is sizzling hot, as is Edward’s love of tits and arse.... (but you will actually care, its a good story - very nicely done!)

Trin-- Geez...this is one of those stories where my girl crush on Bella nearly over rules my always ridiculous amount of love for Edward.

“Take that, slimbos!
That's a word I made up, combining slim and bimbo. Clever, right?”

The slimbos comment alone nearly sealed the deal, but her confidence and sensuality was such a breath of fresh air. The lemons are hot as hell and this story is just amazing.

Jess - I think I saw this mentioned on twitter and decided to give it a go. I was all sorts of discombobulated (in a good way) over the seemingly straight-laced Edward Bella had always thought he was and the dirty talking bad boy he really was.  Just unf!

AH, Novella (complete), Angst, E/B

Emmy - This is one of those stories that I wouldn’t normally read based on the description, but I stumbled upon it somehow and its jolly good. It does feature infidelity, which I know is not everyone’s cup of tea, but I think the way its written makes it all ok. Bella and Edward, a writer and an artist respectively meet in the park, an initial attraction occurrs but nothing happens, until they realise that they have a deeper and more complicated connection than they realised. This story has some beautiful and intense lemons as these two battle with their passion and love for one-another. A great and very quick read.


Emmy - After an angsty start, this is a cute and sexy slashy story. In this one, bi-sexual Jasper is jack-the-lad - always looking for his next trap, and Edward is always looking for love. But the wee twist in this one is that E steels himself against falling for Jasper, whereas Jasper might just have bitten off more than he can chew(or sucked off, is perhaps more apt!). Meanwhile, us lucky readers are treated to lots of sexy shagging as Jasper tries to fuck Edward out his system and Edward tries to be happy getting what he can without love.


Liz - THIS::

I wince a little at the sudden sound of him speaking. "Yes?"
"Can I be inside of you one more time? Just a little?"
What? Again? Is he serious? "Edward, I don't think we –"
"Please," he whispers against my temple. "I just want it so badly."

That is all. *dies*


Teegan Loy said...

Awwwww....thanks for pimping out my little story.....180 Days has been a blast to write

Xo Drizl

I see I missed an outtake from Raw & Rosy...runs off to read!!!

Betti Gefecht said...

SQUEE!!! Lifelong valid raincheck for therapeutic bewbgropes to Liz!!!