
Now. None of these are canon. I know, I know, "But Nina, you're a wussperv and only read canon." While that's true for E/B, Carlisle should never willingly have to fuck Esme.
In fact she should just not exist in my opinion. I hate her. So, I give you Carlisle laying his glorious pipe with everyone BUT that twat that he married. Ick.
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Title-HB, CEO of Seksy, Flies the Friendly Skies
Author-La Vie Pastiche
Reviews-44
Summary- Captain of Industry and resident Hot B!tch Carlisle makes it with hot stewardesses Bella and Rose after they meet on a NY to LA haul. My entry to the "That's Mister Hot Bitch To You" contest. AH/OOC GRAPHIC LEMON. smutty one-shot...you know you want to!
Fuck me sideways, it's Carlisle, Bella and Rosalie in flagrante and it's fucking H.O.T.!
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Title-For Her
Author- Mrs. Ronald Weasly
Reviews-101
Summary-Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review.

FYI: I'm not entirely positive that PFac will be at Comic Con but I do know that the following week he's at Twicon and mother fuckers? SO AM I!
2 comments:
Nina, you know how much I fucking love you right?
Squee.
Also, yes fivehead needs to GTFO.
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