Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Nina's Breaking the O/S Rule...Bite Me

So I needed to fill the Naughty Librarian's slot today and do her O/S for the week. Now, I love Naughty and her slot but I was profoundly lazy and decided, fuck it. I'm going to go to Twitter and ask for help. My request was clear. I needed a smutty one-shot from an author that is a newbie so to speak and hasn't been featured on the Shack before.

Holy fuck.

13 minutes and 21 o/s later and my eyes were red from staring, my keyboard short-circuited from the drool and I'm pretty sure I passed out from reading such a concentration of fuck awesome smut.

So I thank you to all the ladies who emailed me with your o/s. I went with these ONLY because they were first, they are great and they're all new authors to the Shack.

I've read them all and loved them all but I'm not going to kill you with my verbose review instead just give you a line or a special bit to give you the nudge to read them (and review)

They are in no particular order


From the Age of Edward Contest.

Title- Like a Virgin & Frankie Says Relax
Author- kimpy0464
Chapters-One Shot
Words- 13,696/14,276
Reviews- 31/8
Summaries- Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward. The other is his POV same story.

"Jesus, if I cum that hard my just imagining sex with Bella, I cannot imagine how fucking hot the real thing will be…"

Title- Flying High with Silver Wings
Author- FloridaChickie
Chapters- One-Shot
Words- 12,341
Reviews- 41
Summary- The year is 1965 and Bella, a Pan Am stewardess, has a crush on Second Officer Cullen. Will sparks fly, or will this flight have an aborted takeoff? Written for the Age of Edward contest. Rated M for lemons, AH/AU

"Do you want to go further, Bella?" he panted as he pushed a loose curl behind my ear. "I don't want you to think I am taking advantage of you." His voice was low; lusty yet respectful.

"If you keep doing that, Bella, your pilot might just overshoot the runway." He gently took my hand away. Planting a soft kiss on it, he placed it back at my side and rolled the rubber onto his shaft.
For the Peenaters Contest

Title- Conflicted Soldier
Author- Rosella Whitlock
Chapters- One-Shot
Words- 4,841
Reviews- 32
Summary- Jasper is still part of Maria's army and has not met the Cullen's.He's forced to change a young girl into a vampire due to her unique ability to resist vampire powers. They despise each other at first,but feel an intense connection as well. AU/OOC/NC-17 J/B

“Fuck, Bella. You’re so wet for me already, darlin’”
“Don’t fucking call me darlin’!” she yelled. “And fuck me already, Jasper!”


Title- btvsna
Author- Feels Like Home
Chapters- One-Shot
Words- 10,713
Reviews- 9
Summary- Alice saw a vision of Jasper before they met. She waited for the love of her life for twenty years. My entry for the Peenaters Alice/Jasper Smut Contest.

“That, my love,” he said with a smug smile, “was an orgasm.”

“Well, I’m glad you liked it, darlin’,” he said with that same, slightly smug smile. “I plan on giving you a few more before we’re done tonight.”


Title- Urban Fantasy
Author- booboo.kitty2.0
Chapters- One-Shot
Words- 6,920
Reviews- 1
Summary- There is a rumor going around that there is a masked stranger that will slip into your room at night & give you one night of hot sexin & after weeks of leaving her window open Bella is about to give up when who shows up,yeah, mask wearing Edward! AH/AU

“You want to know my name, don’t you?” he said as he ran the back of his hand along her soft white cheek.
How does he know what I’m thinking, she wondered. “I…yes…only if you want to.”
“Why,” he asked. “Why do you want to know my name?”
She leaned into his ear and whispered. “So when you make me cum again, I can scream it.”


Tallulah said...

I'm so glad you love me...and my slot. ;)

Thank you for filling in for me, bb. I look forward to checking these out when I get settled in.

Lu :)

~JO~ Cullenitis said...

Nina, I love that you put little excerpts for each story here! We should always do that.


FloridaChickie said...

Thanks so much, Nina, for featuring my story this week. I am going to have to check out these other o/s stories!